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Nooooooooooooooo
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The Social Distancing Game

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:22 pm

Basically, it goes like this:

I'm six feet away because of social distancing.

Oh Yeah? Well I'm seven feet away. Beat that.

You guys call that social distancing? I'm eight feet away!


And so on.

I'll start at six feet:
I'm six feet away because of social distancing.
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-Astoria
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Postby -Astoria » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:24 pm

Bet you can't top seven feet!
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Kathol Rift
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Postby Kathol Rift » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:25 pm

You dare challenge me mortal? I am EIGHT feet away!
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Nu Alaska
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Postby Nu Alaska » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:27 pm

I am nine feet ahead of all of you.
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-Astoria
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Postby -Astoria » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:28 pm

But ten feet away, you are not.
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✉ Asdairtydden: Covid-19 cases in Astoria still 0, but public still urged to socially distance themselves | Indian ambassador expelled over Delhi actions |  Weather: Footscray 17°C | Altas 9° | Esterpine 12°  Naltgybal 14° | Ceirtryn 5° | Bynscel 10° | Lyteel  7°


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Mzeusia
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Postby Mzeusia » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:30 pm

Rookie numbers mate. I'm eleven feet away.
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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
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Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:30 pm

Amateurs... I'm TWELVE feet away!
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Nooooooooooooooo
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Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:34 pm

Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low. I'm THIRTEEN feet away!
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Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:44 pm

That's unlucky! How about FOURTEEN feet?
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Chinese Congo
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Postby Chinese Congo » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:20 pm

I am literally on the fifteenth foot of dominance with y'all :rofl:
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Kathol Rift
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Postby Kathol Rift » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:59 pm

Pathetic. I am a grand total of SIXTEEN feet away! Which is the total length of my... sixteen foot pole that I found. What, did you expect me to say something else?
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Imperial-Octavia
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Postby Imperial-Octavia » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:25 pm

Oh you fools! You think you all have distanced yourselves? I am 17 1/2 FEET AWAY!
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-Astoria
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Postby -Astoria » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:39 pm

Try again; for I am 18 feet away!
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✉ Asdairtydden: Covid-19 cases in Astoria still 0, but public still urged to socially distance themselves | Indian ambassador expelled over Delhi actions |  Weather: Footscray 17°C | Altas 9° | Esterpine 12°  Naltgybal 14° | Ceirtryn 5° | Bynscel 10° | Lyteel  7°


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Ivory Coasts
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ivory Coasts » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:42 pm

I'm 19 feet away because the secret police are dragging me
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Nooooooooooooooo
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Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:04 pm

Got that Double X feet away
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Kathol Rift
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Postby Kathol Rift » Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:49 pm

Amateurs, the amount of feet I am away is equivalent to the amount of years someone needs to have been existing in order to drink alcohol in the United States!
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-Astoria
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Postby -Astoria » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:07 pm

But 22 feet, can you reach?
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| Typical morning
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| Factbooks | Year: 2020
Updates: Anthem | Lyrics | Culture test | Names | Embassy program | FAQ | Notes
A 7 civilisation according to this index. | We're the land that crime forgot.
Apr 5-11, 2020
✉ Asdairtydden: Covid-19 cases in Astoria still 0, but public still urged to socially distance themselves | Indian ambassador expelled over Delhi actions |  Weather: Footscray 17°C | Altas 9° | Esterpine 12°  Naltgybal 14° | Ceirtryn 5° | Bynscel 10° | Lyteel  7°


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Imperial Majapahit
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Postby Imperial Majapahit » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:47 pm

Of course I can reach the number of feet equal to the first prime number after twenty. No hassle!
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Federal Spanish States
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Postby Federal Spanish States » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:54 pm

I could reach 24 meters, but these Imperial chains force me to stay at 24 feet!
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Nacrad
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Postby Nacrad » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:17 am

Why, I'm at least 25 meters kilometers feet away!

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Kadan
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kadan » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:22 am

You know what's even funnier than 25?

26.
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Nooooooooooooooo
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Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:00 pm

27 Feet is the amount of feet I would need to do the pacer test
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Klorgia1
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Klorgia1 » Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:04 pm

Phh. Not even 28 feet away for me, but 29! Beat that.
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-Astoria
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:30 pm

Nice, but have you ever reached the big 3-0 feet?
Republic of Astoria | Scesnachtas Asdair | Skasni Astoir | Sandáilua Astoiri

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| Typical morning
| Themes | Logos
| Factbooks | Year: 2020
Updates: Anthem | Lyrics | Culture test | Names | Embassy program | FAQ | Notes
A 7 civilisation according to this index. | We're the land that crime forgot.
Apr 5-11, 2020
✉ Asdairtydden: Covid-19 cases in Astoria still 0, but public still urged to socially distance themselves | Indian ambassador expelled over Delhi actions |  Weather: Footscray 17°C | Altas 9° | Esterpine 12°  Naltgybal 14° | Ceirtryn 5° | Bynscel 10° | Lyteel  7°


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Nooooooooooooooo
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Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:17 pm

31 feet is the amount of feet a centipede has minus 69
The other half of F7's presidency via power-sharing w/ -Astoria.

As Garfield once said: "I hate Mondays"
Rojava Free State wrote:I've been drinking all week and got a a couple pre-rolls left before I'm out of weed, so you're wrong.

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