DRAFT 3
VALIDITY:
Nation doesn't outlaw toys, nation doesn't outlaw cars
TITLE:
Toying with Cars?
DESCRIPTION:
Your Minister of Drastic Changes was getting the mail when he tripped on his sons' toys and fell into the street. An incoming driver consequently ran him over. Although the wound was not fatal, the Minister is recovering in the hospital from a major injury. You're visiting him to check up on his condition.
OPTION:
"GAH! Those darn toys!" Screams @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, your minister as soon as you walk in. "You see what they did to me? Five broken bones, a broken arm, a torn tendon, my legs - wait a second, where are my legs??" The doctor responds, "Uh... you don't have any legs anymore." "@@LEADER@@! You see how dangerous toys can be! Ban toys, and this will never happen again!" Muttering under his breath he adds, "And I can finally get revenge on the dumb things! Haha!"
EFFECT:
Teachers remind children that playing with toys can get them arrested.
OPTION:
"What? No! Toys are my life!" exclaims his son @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@. "We should keep them!" He goes on, rambling in little kid talk. "If me and my friends didn't have toys, then we would become bored zombies that just watch TV! Do you want that? One accident doesn't mean anything! Toys make us more creative! Keep toys! If daddy's not happy, just give him lots of money to help him!"
EFFECT:
Poor people are faking injuries for government compensation.
OPTION:
"Keep toys? Certainly! Keep cars... not so much." says activist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "If there weren't cars, this wouldn't have happened either! Plus cars are nasty environment polluters. Ban cars and automobiles, and there won't ever be any more car crashes!"
EFFECT:
The sounds of @@CAPITAL@@ City are eerily quiet.
OPTION:
"No no no..." exclaims your head of science @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@. "What we need are FLYING CARS! If all cars hovered 6 feet above the ground, there would never be any wheel to run someone over! And unless you're tall, then they'll never hit you! But if you are tall... well then let's say look both ways before crossing the street."
EFFECT:
Tall people are accusing flying car companies of discrimination against "their race".