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Kergstan
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Posts: 385
Founded: May 09, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kergstan » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:25 pm

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Classical Marxist, Atheist, 21, Gay, Italo-Albanian.
For some reason i like saying gross things.

I DON'T USE NS STATS

Feel free to telegram, request diplomatic relations or fraternal party relations.
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The Second Republic of China
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 28, 2020
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Second Republic of China » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:02 pm

OOC: And you did not bother actually deleting it.

/stillmethen

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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Posts: 155
Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:47 pm

"What in the bloody hell is this? Ma'am, I do not wish to criticise your choice of outfit but my home is not the place for a World War cosplay"
-Alexandra
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: British and Norwegian royal families to hold "closed door meetings" | Queen lauds NHS chief's "social care revolution as fight against pandemic ensues

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Dozdcheny
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 10, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dozdcheny » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:41 am

"Look, look. This morning, there will be no killing. At least not with a pillow. I will even cite you poetry."

"In uptight tradition,
Kept for hundreds of years,
Power was solidified.
Not behind truth, but rather myth.
Artificial, opulent without reason.
Let's put all monarchs in a revolution!

Figurehead or not.
Still sheltered and whatnot.
Their dramas nonsense.
People's taxes more relevant.
To republics world should ascend!"

[dumps Alexandra outside the door and locks it]

With Highest Regards, Police Colonel Boris Leonidovich Zimarochenko
The Spokesperson of the Kramashka Savet, Representative of the Department of Public Order
The Unitary Republic of Dozdcheny
Overview/Custom NS Stats and Policies | High Inspector | Spokesperson
A PMT dictatorship situated in a post-colonialist world, not long free from the shackles of an empire. It is not looking for a pursue of liberty, but rather order and stability. Third-way economy backed by subsidized corporations, social classes ranked by eugenics, nationwide public surveillance and zealous state worship -- Dozdcheny is run by a faceless, nameless High Inspector, himself a social experiment with a goal to reject humanly fallacies. | OOC: Experimental lab for graphics and themes. Quality shitposting nation. This nation is inspired by and using photos from The Invisible Empire by Finnish photographer Juha Arvid Helminen.

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Deltia-
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Posts: 70
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Deltia- » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:12 am

"Oh, some edgy poet got in my bed. Hmm, must be a Thursday. Anyways, down the chute you go." (*throws him in her trash chute with surprising ease*)


- Alisa I
Federal Kingdom of Deltia | Bundskongsriik Avontiken
A PMT kingdom in Europe that's Anglo-German themed but de facto run by a kinder part of the Mafia.
Overview | Monarch | Riikskanzler | Parties
Current National Focus:Years of Lead (-10 stability)
(06/30/2032)Der Weld: 5 dead after neo-Nazis shoot at rooftop party| Now Playing:24kGoldn - CITY OF ANGELS 
Stonks: ADV 35 - +0.2%|CAC- -0.1%|FTSE- +0.4%|DAX- +0.3%
A 13.4 civilization, according to this index.(Tier: 7|Level: 2|Type: 5)
Each good reply, Alisa will gain 1% sanity. Counting: -10
YL/AL thing for me
I declare myself the avenger of low-effort post victims.
Dibs on the next sig and best flag threads.

[size=75]No NS stats

ADV 35=Deltian stock index

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Iscoria
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Posts: 13
Founded: Oct 02, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Iscoria » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:12 am

Dozdcheny wrote:"Look, look. This morning, there will be no killing. At least not with a pillow. I will even cite you poetry."

"In uptight tradition,
Kept for hundreds of years,
Power was solidified.
Not behind truth, but rather myth.
Artificial, opulent without reason.
Let's put all monarchs in a revolution!

Figurehead or not.
Still sheltered and whatnot.
Their dramas nonsense.
People's taxes more relevant.
To republics world should ascend!"

[dumps Alexandra outside the door and locks it]

With Highest Regards, Police Colonel Boris Leonidovich Zimarochenko
The Spokesperson of the Kramashka Savet, Representative of the Department of Public Order


The small undead demon can't help but look perplexed at the masked man sleeping in the bed she doesn't even use.
Sipping a cup of belladonna tea, she waits for him to wake up, sitting on chair near the bed side.

<<Sir? Good morning- now, if you would like to excuse my guard for kindly poking his sword's blade on your neck; I would like to ask you quite a simple question>>
She takes a longer sip from the nearly empty cup
<<How would you like to be executed?>>
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Deltia-
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Posts: 70
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Deltia- » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:53 am

Iscoria wrote:
Dozdcheny wrote:"Look, look. This morning, there will be no killing. At least not with a pillow. I will even cite you poetry."

"In uptight tradition,
Kept for hundreds of years,
Power was solidified.
Not behind truth, but rather myth.
Artificial, opulent without reason.
Let's put all monarchs in a revolution!

Figurehead or not.
Still sheltered and whatnot.
Their dramas nonsense.
People's taxes more relevant.
To republics world should ascend!"

[dumps Alexandra outside the door and locks it]

With Highest Regards, Police Colonel Boris Leonidovich Zimarochenko
The Spokesperson of the Kramashka Savet, Representative of the Department of Public Order


The small undead demon can't help but look perplexed at the masked man sleeping in the bed she doesn't even use.
Sipping a cup of belladonna tea, she waits for him to wake up, sitting on chair near the bed side.

<<Sir? Good morning- now, if you would like to excuse my guard for kindly poking his sword's blade on your neck; I would like to ask you quite a simple question>>
She takes a longer sip from the nearly empty cup
<<How would you like to be executed?>>


Ninja'd.

/ifnotfixedstillme
Federal Kingdom of Deltia | Bundskongsriik Avontiken
A PMT kingdom in Europe that's Anglo-German themed but de facto run by a kinder part of the Mafia.
Overview | Monarch | Riikskanzler | Parties
Current National Focus:Years of Lead (-10 stability)
(06/30/2032)Der Weld: 5 dead after neo-Nazis shoot at rooftop party| Now Playing:24kGoldn - CITY OF ANGELS 
Stonks: ADV 35 - +0.2%|CAC- -0.1%|FTSE- +0.4%|DAX- +0.3%
A 13.4 civilization, according to this index.(Tier: 7|Level: 2|Type: 5)
Each good reply, Alisa will gain 1% sanity. Counting: -10
YL/AL thing for me
I declare myself the avenger of low-effort post victims.
Dibs on the next sig and best flag threads.

[size=75]No NS stats

ADV 35=Deltian stock index

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The Krirken Swarm
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 18, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Krirken Swarm » Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:10 am

Deltia- wrote:
"Oh, some edgy poet got in my bed. Hmm, must be a Thursday. Anyways, down the chute you go." (*throws him in her trash chute with surprising ease*)


- Alisa I

"Guards, xeno in my bed chambers. Eliminate her. Huh, so those are the thoughts going through her mind. Belay that order, I'll take care of this myself."
*Many sounds of human screams and bones cracking as the swarm queen crushes Alisa with several tons of psionic force until she is reduced to red pulp.*
"Guards, please bring these xeno remains to the digestion pools, and assemble every guard that was on duty since I went to sleep until now. We're going to be having a purge for the gross incompetence of letting a xeno serial killer into my bedchambers."
-Swarm Queen Khik'an the Unifer

@Iscoria
*Wordlessly holds him in the air with telekinesis so her guards can do some target practice.*
-Swarm Queen Khik'an the Unifer
Puppet of and in canon with The Zravvisk
Once a hiveminded insectiod alien swarm, now a insectiod alien swarm with a lot more backstabbing.
Practically everything is WIP.

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Aurevbush
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Posts: 362
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:53 am

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

*continues screaming for another half hour before the AEG comes in and throws Swarm Queen out*

-President Tianna Baize
A federal semi-presidential capitalist republic Yankeewank, earth-like dimension, cyberpunk with some elements of fantasy. Pop: 430 million
Young adult American male, thrash and power metalhead, a bit awkward at times
500 "posts", I'll do a political test
THE FEDERATED HEGEMONY OF THE GREATER REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Timeschedule

ACBC: PKFLU: Total Infected: 136,452 Deaths: 40,230 Recovered: 80,160. Victoria Gvr. "Mad Buggie" insistent the state will remain closed until a cure is certain and available.|Aurevbushans continue to suffer in "the worst recession they've seen" since the "Automation Shock" crisis.|A supposed "cure" from scientists in Macronasan Republic turns to be a faux misprint.

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Santa Selena
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Posts: 17
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:43 pm

OH GOD WHAT EH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. SOMEONE GIVE ME LYSOL I DON'T WANT PKFLU!
Quote of the Week
" If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again." -Thomas H. Palmer
NEWS
SANDRE MAINT SIGNS CLIMATE CHANGE ACTS, PLANNING TO CUT POLLUTION BY 75%.MAN CLOGS AZUBELZK'S SEWERS AFTER TAKING HUGE DUMP. 12 DEAD AFTER CHIMPANZEE GOES ON JOYRIDE ACROSS BORDERS. MAN RELEASES PET ALLIGATOR AFTER BARBER GETS HIS HAIRCUT WRONG.

We mostly use NStats

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:48 pm

"I'll put you to sleep. Germs will be the least of your concerns, now leave me be."-The first king
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: it's that time of the year again as the fallen lords rise for the fallen festival!. (All October)

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 487
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:53 pm

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
*Passes out*
*Wakes up again thirty seconds later*
"What is--how did I--I'm dreaming, please tell me I'm dreaming, did I get wasted...."
*Screams nonstop for twelve minutes*
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kerher IV
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.




L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- L O T S O F M E

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Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 181
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:03 pm

Get out you two!!


*transports them to their home country. *

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Socialist States of Ludistan
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:07 pm

Luis Lombardo: Not again... but not too bad a catch to get while drunk.
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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1149
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:37 pm

A deafblind man wakes up one morning, leaves the bed, taking the cane with him. He approaches the first person he feels and asks.

"If you will excuse me, I think there is something really heavy in my bed."
Prof. Dr. Konstantin Stepanovich Nedelykov
Senior Programmer, mechatronics researcher and mathematician
Surveillance Level: A1 -- former fascist collaborator, under care of Secret Service
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
Zitravgradian Army: Sworn to Protect Our People
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, with monthly drug allowance fuelling blurred dreams of order and stability while we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. Every policy is a coping mechanism | Current Cat: Gary Montgomery Stu -- Dispatch of Cats

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Hanoverian Great Britain
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 155
Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:55 pm

"My goodness professor, are you alright? Look, I would like to sincerely pity for your condition but this is not the right way to ask for my help, by sneaking up onto my bed. Regardless, I would not be too cruel to leave you helpless so please, make yourself comfortable for now. Please ask for any sort of assistance if you please, I must get ready for the day"
-Alexandra
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: British and Norwegian royal families to hold "closed door meetings" | Queen lauds NHS chief's "social care revolution as fight against pandemic ensues

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Kerlodia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Kerlodia » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:05 am

Hanoverian Great Britain wrote:"My goodness professor, are you alright? Look, I would like to sincerely pity for your condition but this is not the right way to ask for my help, by sneaking up onto my bed. Regardless, I would not be too cruel to leave you helpless so please, make yourself comfortable for now. Please ask for any sort of assistance if you please, I must get ready for the day"
-Alexandra


"nyaaa.... mmm... warmth... I feel like I'm hugging my mom for the first time in 8 years.... mm..... who are you? Oh... you look cute, nyaa.... and I need more snugs, so if you don't mind, let me hug ya more..... zzzz....."
-kaz waking up and falling back asleep
Hello! I'm Kazatsuki Izumo (かざつき出雲), a mtf trans! It's nice to meet you!

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Socialist States of Ludistan
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:06 am

“Well, hello there beautiful. Were you sober so you could tell me what happened?“
- Luis Lombardo with an obvious hangover.
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-Astoria-
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 395
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria- » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:19 am

'...why is there a dog chewing on my leg? And also, who on earth are you?'

ASTORIA - the other third of F7's official representatives w/ Nooooooooooooooo & Valentine Z.
Please disregard any OOC posts made before 1/1/2020 - new year, new changes [& hopefully being less of a massive bellend].
BUGGER IT - this flag is IC now. [luckily I haven't made the previous ones canon] | -Astoria is my main - use their factbooks if you see this nation.
Politiscales | LeftValues | RightValues


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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3912
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:00 am

"Alright, I don't even care anymore! Let's just have some gin and make it an awesomized night, shall we? And how did ya' end up here? Right in my bed?"-Shawn Bjornson
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!


Refreshing News:
Shawn Bjornson officially proclaims, that Vicarius Dei Edgar, who oppressed our people for 25 years, was a heretic, and thus, we shall let our old grudges go and officially forgive christianity! Even before this, we let them have equal right and opportunities and freedom from all and any discrimination, because our cause demanded it! But now, it's because we truly feel that way!

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Kashimura
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:18 am

“I’m flattered, and I’m sure my tails were soft, but it looks like I…” *finger guns* “…have some security to demote. Feel free to grab a beer and not wake my husband up.”
She Who Regrets Not Wearing Pants to Bed Now, Amaterasu Kanjō
⛔️ OUR IMPERIAL FACTBOOKS ARE UNDER ⛔️
⛔️ CONSTRUCTION! ⛔️
⚠️ Please consult this factbook until further notice! ⚠️


This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.



An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.

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Factoro
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Factoro » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:25 am

*sputtering* uh.. uh.... did we do it?... um I'll take that as a yes... Um was I any good .. I'll shut up.. Your pretty um..
Repersenative Coran

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Novos Romanos
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novos Romanos » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:31 am

How did you get in? Well, since you're here we can go and grab a beer.


- Asahi Ogata
yes

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Great Terra and its Dominions
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Oct 08, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Great Terra and its Dominions » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:37 am

"How did you get in here...?

But in any case, while we were close,
you are closer to your execution by my guards,

and a decapitation from my wife"


- Leon II
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{="Music, Faith, Fatherland"
=}



Great Terra and it's Dominions, a star spanning Empire in the Milky Way Galaxy. A product of human, elvish an dwarvish unification during it's years of struggle centuries ago. Currently, it is recovering from a major war and it's future is uncertain


I am constructing a language for this nation...
GALACTIC-SPAACEE FANTASY

No NS Stats Fam

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:31 am

King: Oh no, how did I--scheisse, I'm drunk.
Queen: ALASTAIR, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T--
King: NO, I wouldn't, I...don't remember. Hang on, I think I'm dreaming....
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.




L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- L O T S O F M E

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