NATION

PASSWORD

YL awakes and finds the AN's leader next to you in bed...4

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stanier » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:41 am

*Clears his throat with a guitar in hand*
"Ahem! ¡Llegó er' bigote!"
*Strikes a single chord and starts singing intentionally bad*
"EEEEEESTAS SON LAS MAÑANIIIIITAAAS QUE CANTABA ER' REY DAVIIIIIIIIIII~!"
- San Lima
Last edited by Stanier on Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:47 am, edited 1 time in total.
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

User avatar
Carrelie
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:27 am

"C-could you please stop..? I'm not looking to be woken up by sounds of Astenvul as of now.."
- Empress Ann II
This nation is loosely based upon my views.
Please don't call me a fascist
While you're here, take time to read up on Ann II if you're interested for some reason
Carrelie One News |Recent News| Republic for Carrelie protesters storm Imperial Densmouth Palace, fought back by Empress Ann | Republicans still scourging Carrelie |

User avatar
Gary Montgomery Stu
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gary Montgomery Stu » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:08 pm

Image
Percy’s Mood: Really Tired
“Oh, hi there, your majesty. ...before you leave I have questions for you to answer, and the first is how did you get here? I could have sworn...”
- Percy Robicheaux
The Plunderphonicgasms of Gary Montgomery Stu
An ever-expanding multidimensional polity ruled under the Council of a Thousand Garies; environmentally-friendly, futuristic-esque, eco-solar-punk cities are a common visual in this crazed part of the meta verse; Catch this hot and spicy Meme-ball

User avatar
Greater Victora
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:12 pm

Image

"By the Six! Warp-spawn in the Imperial Palace! Praetorians! Defend your Master!" - The Phoenix
Last edited by Greater Victora on Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:18 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you. With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9
Previous Forum Sigs Found Here

User avatar
East Lodge
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Sep 20, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby East Lodge » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:17 pm

"Ew what are you doing here, zealot? Anyway wanna do something fun like bowling or making donuts while listening to cafe music? Your aura is SO yellow. Nice. Give me a moment to get ready..."
- Magna Beta
(Use flag for picture idrk?)
Last edited by East Lodge on Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Log 3284:
I have learned how to make a signature. Step one of taking over the Earth is complete. Now to step to for further progress.

User avatar
Black Pine
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 19, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Pine » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:17 pm

Wake up, fellow king, we still have cities to bomb today.
The Holy Kingdom of Black Pine. Neither left nor right-- Catholic!

Pro: Traditional Catholicism, pine trees, monarchism, imperialism, N-word rights, stewardship of nature
Neutral: Donald Trump, free trade, Austrian watercolor man
Anti: Communism, mass immigration, degeneracy, pineapples on pizza, and the (((tribe)))


Read More
The New Constantinople Observer---HEADLINES | Feminist protest in NC dispersed by police, instigators imprisoned | Port Elgar Temple now offering Chinese classes | Mount Ginkgo climber, who disappeared in autumn 2017, spotted again

User avatar
East Lodge
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Sep 20, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby East Lodge » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:18 pm

Was I ninja'd or? No I was totally ninja'd
Log 3284:
I have learned how to make a signature. Step one of taking over the Earth is complete. Now to step to for further progress.

User avatar
Carrelie
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Sun Jun 14, 2020 6:31 am

Black Pine wrote:Wake up, fellow king, we still have cities to bomb today.

"Oh, it's you. I do have a few questions, Sir Adolph, but for now I humbly request you leave here before I set the guards on you"
- Empress Ann II
This nation is loosely based upon my views.
Please don't call me a fascist
While you're here, take time to read up on Ann II if you're interested for some reason
Carrelie One News |Recent News| Republic for Carrelie protesters storm Imperial Densmouth Palace, fought back by Empress Ann | Republicans still scourging Carrelie |

User avatar
Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1149
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Jun 15, 2020 11:44 am

"Oh, please... I knew you might be lonely but there is no excuse for you to wake up in a married man's bedroom. I would rather not... find myself in a situation that I have to explain to my wife."
[he pulls the drawer open and grabs a cigarette and lights it up]
"You either take up a guest room or leave, your Majesty. You are uninvited, so I am not going to lead you to anything. There should be an A.I. housekeeper outside my room."

Signed with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
Zitravgradian Army: Sworn to Protect Our People
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, with monthly drug allowance fuelling blurred dreams of order and stability while we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. Every policy is a coping mechanism | Current Cat: Gary Montgomery Stu -- Dispatch of Cats

User avatar
Deutsche Uberreste
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 16, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Deutsche Uberreste » Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:22 am

*Wilhelmina wakes up to the sight of Miroslavsky sleeping besides her with his arm on her shoulders. Instead of freaking out, she simply plays along and allows him to sleep with her. Being the naughty girl she is*
"Yes, liebling, that feels nice. Now what happens afterward would be your own fault when your wife comes around to see this..."

~ Wilhelmina von Hohenzollern, Konigin of Rio Grande
✠ Deutsche Ubbereste - The German Remnants ✠

Germania Addio (1965)
  • Just a community of German immigrants and exiles vibing under their place in the sun
  • Centrist Senor Adolfo Hitler as Prime Minister of Argentina and a Yugoslav space colony on the moon are canon in our world
Current Focus: [Rio Grande] Germany's Place in Brazil | +100 Political Power as the Grande reorganizes its government under the "Weiszacker Cabinet". Rio Grande goes with "Neutrality in the Brazilian Civil War"

User avatar
Hanoverian Great Britain
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 155
Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:29 am

Upon seeing her great-aunt, Alexandra quickly hugs the former in joy

"Great-auntie, you're here! I am a bit surprised that you came without prior notice but this will do. Anyhow, would you like a cup of tea for breakfast?"
-Alexandra
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: British and Norwegian royal families to hold "closed door meetings" | Queen lauds NHS chief's "social care revolution as fight against pandemic ensues

User avatar
Deltia-
Attaché
 
Posts: 70
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Deltia- » Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:38 am

"Ah, that was nice.*lights fresh cigar* Want some? Or, if you want to go to Starbucks and get some coffee, there's one a few blocks down. I can walk you there if you want."


- Adam Weiss
Federal Kingdom of Deltia | Bundskongsriik Avontiken
A PMT kingdom in Europe that's Anglo-German themed but de facto run by a kinder part of the Mafia.
Overview | Monarch | Riikskanzler | Parties
Current National Focus:Years of Lead (-10 stability)
(06/30/2032)Der Weld: 5 dead after neo-Nazis shoot at rooftop party| Now Playing:24kGoldn - CITY OF ANGELS 
Stonks: ADV 35 - +0.2%|CAC- -0.1%|FTSE- +0.4%|DAX- +0.3%
A 13.4 civilization, according to this index.(Tier: 7|Level: 2|Type: 5)
Each good reply, Alisa will gain 1% sanity. Counting: -10
YL/AL thing for me
I declare myself the avenger of low-effort post victims.
Dibs on the next sig and best flag threads.

[size=75]No NS stats

ADV 35=Deltian stock index

User avatar
Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Wed Jun 17, 2020 12:07 pm

"Last time we met I was dead. I'm glad to see these shenanigans are still taking place around here."-The first king.
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: it's that time of the year again as the fallen lords rise for the fallen festival!. (All October)

User avatar
Icadias
Envoy
 
Posts: 250
Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Icadias » Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:03 am

"Don't you dare hurt my little girls, and where is my husband? Michael!"
-HRM Catherine
Last edited by Icadias on Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:03 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Queendom Of Icadias
"Our heroes, our protectors"
HRM, Catherine
News Cycle:Comment latest.

No NS Stats Are Used

User avatar
Dozdcheny
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 10, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dozdcheny » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:47 pm

"Nu, davai! This is my cat. You can't touch him."
[rolls over and takes a grey tabby away]
"Go away. Yeah, go find your husband and daughter or whatever. I will even let you use my phone to call them, smh. Not everyone is interested in messing with your family. You should not be messing with me and my cat either."

With Highest Regards, Police Colonel Boris Leonidovich Zimarochenko
The Spokesperson of the Kramashka Savet, Representative of the Department of Public Order
Last edited by Dozdcheny on Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The Unitary Republic of Dozdcheny
Overview/Custom NS Stats and Policies | High Inspector | Spokesperson
A PMT dictatorship situated in a post-colonialist world, not long free from the shackles of an empire. It is not looking for a pursue of liberty, but rather order and stability. Third-way economy backed by subsidized corporations, social classes ranked by eugenics, nationwide public surveillance and zealous state worship -- Dozdcheny is run by a faceless, nameless High Inspector, himself a social experiment with a goal to reject humanly fallacies. | OOC: Experimental lab for graphics and themes. Quality shitposting nation. This nation is inspired by and using photos from The Invisible Empire by Finnish photographer Juha Arvid Helminen.

User avatar
Federal Republic Of America And The Cari
Attaché
 
Posts: 73
Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Federal Republic Of America And The Cari » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:49 pm

Fuck out of here
"My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right."
‘O ye that love mankind! Ye that dare oppose, not only the tyranny, but the tyrant, stand forth!’
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr8jsp
.quote,https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=31417&p=1258384#p1258384
Giant meteor 2020,just fuck it all
Shit sig I know
@Greater Senegambia is my alt nation
I'm a living cancer on this site

User avatar
Hamstan
Envoy
 
Posts: 301
Founded: Sep 01, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Hamstan » Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:41 pm

pokes with bat
"Yo, what's up?"- St. Jimmy, leader of the Opposition
ALL POWER TO THE HAM KINGS, COMRADES!-Vladimir Bacon, our founder
a 5.63 civilization, according to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
IC Location: Has now expanded beyond the borders of its home universe and has constructed its own little interstellar empire in its own pocket universe
OOC: Hamstan does not reflect my views. I'm just a teenage anarchist

User avatar
Eurasies
Attaché
 
Posts: 75
Founded: Feb 23, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eurasies » Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:45 pm

Ahhhhh, a SOCIALIST, help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!


PS : To know more about my leader, consult the factbook (President of Eurasies)

User avatar
Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1149
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Sun Jun 21, 2020 4:37 am

Nedelykov hears an odd static in his own ears. For once, his cybernetics work well and he can hear AL screaming.

"Now be even more frightened. I'm a fascist, in a socdem country."
Prof. Dr. Konstantin Stepanovich Nedelykov
Senior Programmer, mechatronics researcher and mathematician
Surveillance Level: A1 -- former fascist collaborator, under care of Secret Service
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
Zitravgradian Army: Sworn to Protect Our People
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, with monthly drug allowance fuelling blurred dreams of order and stability while we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. Every policy is a coping mechanism | Current Cat: Gary Montgomery Stu -- Dispatch of Cats

User avatar
Nacrad
Diplomat
 
Posts: 628
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nacrad » Sun Jun 21, 2020 4:43 am

"Get the fuck out, Constantine! Go explore Riverfort or something"
A 14 civilization, according to this index.

NEWS: IV Corps launch assault on Jingdezhen, III Corps push for Nanchang, Kongsinese collapse imminent, war to be ended "before Thanksgiving" | Opportunity Rover phones home! "Hello World" received at 21:00 NST, 7 Jul | Kergstan attempts unsuccessful cyber attack on Nacrad | Kergstan withdraws diplomats from Nacrad | Nacrad withdraws diplomats from Kergstan | President warns Kergstan to stop provocations or "consequences will follow" | Teochow Region in Oswain petitions for statehood separate from Oswain

User avatar
The Zravvisk
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Mon Jun 22, 2020 2:01 am

"Mourning, how are my favorite mortals? Wait, you're not one of my chosen! You dare defile my most heavily form with your presence! I will smite you for your insolence!"
-Queen Ghidorah
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with condiments.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

User avatar
Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:26 pm

"How strange. So you rest near those you hold most trust, I wouldn't even attempt to sleep near any other than a beloved soul.

But how disappointing. You seem to have transverse the lands of Lowblood. Please leave. I dislike those that hold themselves as higher creature than the rest."-TFK
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: it's that time of the year again as the fallen lords rise for the fallen festival!. (All October)

User avatar
Apiary One
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Jul 05, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Apiary One » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:25 pm

I can't believe you've managed to get this far past my telescreens and security patrols. A for effort. But you'll have to try harder than that to assassinate me. -The Hivemaster

<activates ejector bed>

User avatar
The Cult of Xil
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Jun 26, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Cult of Xil » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:37 pm

Apiary One wrote:I can't believe you've managed to get this far past my telescreens and security patrols. A for effort. But you'll have to try harder than that to assassinate me. -The Hivemaster

<activates ejector bed>



"One of us has gone insane. Or both of us, perhaps. Please tell me this is a prank of some sort, would you?... Please?..."

- Sosani Lymarce IV, Highest Orator of the Cult of Xïl
(Description: We are an intergalactic FFT+ democratic theocracy that worships an exceedingly powerful Lovecraft entity. We are pacifists who want to minimize death and suffering and secure immortality by being eaten alive by said entity to become one with her, and convincing others to allow themselves to befall the same fate.) [Does not use NS Stats.] [Our leader, Lymarce IV] [Military]
"We aren't scary or evil, we promise! We just want to feed ourselves to a primordial cosmic horror."

User avatar
The Second Republic of China
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 28, 2020
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Second Republic of China » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:23 pm

Image
Mei Liu’s Mood: *ANGRY MADARIN*
“*ANGRILY SPEAKING IN MADARIN, which leaves Sosani totally confused and unable to understand what the Sergeant Major is saying; nevertheless it is undoubtedly scary*”
- Sergeant Major Mei Liu



Image
“E X T R A T H I C C.”
- Gary Montgomery Stu
Last edited by The Second Republic of China on Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Forum 7

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: A Salmon Named Harold, Careolan, Droiden, Persagonian Republic, Western Fardelshufflestein

Advertisement

Remove ads