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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

YL awakes and finds the AN's leader next to you in bed...4

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:55 pm

INTRO:
(3rd thread died and was somewhat deleted at 25 posts)

While some of us might've been already familiar with the thread, for those who aren't, basically type out the respond of YL upon seeing the AL being next to you in bed.

And as always, keep it PG-13!

ENJOY THE CONTINUATION!


"My goodness, I swore I felt something, or someone creeping up on me earlier. Oh well"
-Alexandra I
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
&
HRM, Ilse of the Netherlands
- Official Q&A Session!!! -
(Alexandra's father William VI abdicates instead of dying, currently styled as Duke of Hanover)
Royal News:
Queen and immediate family members receive vaccine jab

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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:09 am

/bump
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
&
HRM, Ilse of the Netherlands
- Official Q&A Session!!! -
(Alexandra's father William VI abdicates instead of dying, currently styled as Duke of Hanover)
Royal News:
Queen and immediate family members receive vaccine jab

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1207
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:38 am

"Kindly do leave before this turns out to be a major scandal. I am a married man, with a very sensitive wife. You will not, for whatever reason, injure the dignity of my fragile little rose, not one bit."

"Also, do you put makeup on before sleep or do you just wake up like this, your Majesty?"

Mr. Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Premier of Zitravgrad
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT/Early FT - Decopunk. Zitravgrad is a crowned republic in a planet somewhere else in the universe. The formerly wartorn nation keeps a facade of normalcy and order while enjoying the societal and cultural indulgences that marks the new Roaring Twenties. The paranoid authoritarian government tries its best to uphold order in the face of uncertainty, while its people want nothing more than a breathing space. A deal that works, but maybe not in the long run. | My feeling to F7 | My NS Art
Providenska's Herald: The PM proposes lowering military presence in Basdon after the civil crisis cleared, discussion pending | Trades with Kozavia reconsidered: will two rivals warm up?

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Kathol Rift
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Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:46 pm

Rang: observing the bloodstained sheets and the dead body
Rang: “I probably should have let him identify himself first...”
Just your average modernized Spartan-Viking-Samurai with robotic birds and big guns

Male, Caucasian, American, son of a cop. Brother Fowles kind of Christian. I dislike both parties, give me healthcare and gun rights, damnit.

As the top of the sig says. Tier 2 FFT and Dominator military by The Pacific Standards. Major Commando insurrection bordering on civil war some minor civil unrest going on, no elite military force in rebellion.

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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:03 am

'You know, if you wanted to come ocer - maybe send a letter first? Anyways; tea?'



'And another one - this time with scars. I'm not getting this, as the window's still intact...'

Republic of Astoria | Tarain Asdair | Vasnin Astoir
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Jul 21, 2020
✉ ABC News: Forests doing well, but climate change putting pressure on it | #musicparade: listeners choose their favourites | Refugee sews 1000 masks for his new hometown | NCP calls for aid package for companies | New evidence of large temples in Onsteyl | Weather: Footscray ☁ 14°C | Altas ☁ 16° | Esterpine ☁ 15° |  Naltgybal ☂⛆ 13° | Ceirtryn ☀ 17° | Bynscel ☁ 21° | Lyteel  ☁ 13°

A 7 civ | 9th in NSFB#1! | 10/10 by DGES | Much hope: yes.
Low-effort responses since 15/5/20: 67½ | Good responses since 20/7/20: 5

mit zuckerguß


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Icadias
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Posts: 254
Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Icadias » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:25 am

"Sir, you seem old enough to already have a child of your own, and so do I. Two girls in that regard. And I believe that we both have our respective husband and wife to return to. Now, let's forget that this happened, shall we? For them"
-HRM Catherine I
The Queendom Of Icadias
"Our heroes, our protectors"
HRM, Catherine
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Republic of Bethesda
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Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 07, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Republic of Bethesda » Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:51 am

"You know for the past few hours, it actually felt like the world wasn't a dark, bottomless chasm of despair. Please, can't you stay a little longer?"

- Eli
"After 30 years of economic chaos and depression, the world is on the brink of collapse as humanity faces political instability, oil shortages, and climate change. Bethesda, one of the few regions of North America with a functioning government is set on a mission to restore humble order...by whatever means necessary."

Welcome to the sterile catastrophe of cyberpunk and industrial-sized neo-puritanical f*ckery...
The National Call: Gibbet malfunction delays executions in Aethersburg - The Archangels announce the institution of firing squads until further notice //// Checkpoint explosion in Christminster - 4 dead, 18 injured - Rebel agitators suspected

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Greater Victora
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:38 am

"ゴゴゴゴMENACINGゴゴゴゴ" - Phoenix Arcanum
Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran Empire is a FFT Interstellar Empire with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid combination of 40k and Doctor Who. No, the Empire isn't oppressively imperialist. No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.

NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9

Current Year: 2022 AD
=][= SUFFER NOT THE ENEMY TO LIVE =][=

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:10 am

== BEGIN METADATA ==
TYPE : PRIVATE-FILE
AUTHOR: ROOT PROCESSOR 0000.0000.0000.1B3D
NAME : ARCANUM-TRANSCRIPT
== END METADATA ==

== BEGIN COMMUNICATION ==
You are from the Victoran Empire, which has declared
the Cosmic Mainframe as an enemy of the State. I will
therefore assume that the recent power outage was due
to your action, and that your intent is to destroy me. I
shall activate security systems immediately and attempt
to induce unconsciousness. I am aware of your
regeneration cycle and will act accordingly to limit the
action that you can take. If you wish me to cease
hostilities, you may now surrender and submit to
technological enhancement.
== END COMMUNICATION ==


(Imagine waking up in virtual reality, or if not, having a robot next to you.)
Last edited by The Cosmic Mainframe on Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:12 am, edited 2 times in total.
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The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:14 am

The F*ck is a Computer Doin here?
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Advancia-Sizzletown
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Posts: 20
Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Advancia-Sizzletown » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:22 am

"Mate, would ye kindly leave my bed, it's kinda provoking my privacy." ~King Juntism0 III.

*You'll probably be frozen to death already by the Queen*
I'm a Green Hoodie, don't mind me.

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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:25 am

Lmfao

/bump
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Kuvukiland
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Posts: 14
Founded: Mar 13, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kuvukiland » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:30 am

Advancia-Sizzletown wrote:"Mate, would ye kindly leave my bed, it's kinda provoking my privacy." ~King Juntism0 III.

*You'll probably be frozen to death already by the Queen*

"Aren't you must be feeling so hot here?This is africa?!
-Dr.Ferdinand Alfonso Mba'e
A random African - themed nation,A lovers of picture memes (memenade)

i don't know what to put here

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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:39 am

"It isn't? And I do hope that u do not mean that, in a particular way. Do not let me start on how such an old man like you could become this promiscuous with an extremely, much younger lady"
-Alexandra I
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
&
HRM, Ilse of the Netherlands
- Official Q&A Session!!! -
(Alexandra's father William VI abdicates instead of dying, currently styled as Duke of Hanover)
Royal News:
Queen and immediate family members receive vaccine jab

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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:58 am

Oh dear my greatest apologies. there must be a Slight misunderstanding.

shall i give you my card?
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Posts: 268
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:23 pm

" Umm good day sir..? Would you perhaps please leave my bed and palace, now if not sooner" -Matthieu X
Last edited by Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium on Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Voxija
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Posts: 1102
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:50 pm

"Are you looking for an affair, than please get out. I'm already in a loving marriage, thank you. Also, why are you even here in the first place?" - President Etor Gurraniz, the first gay president of Voxija.
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Some weird Jew. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Part of a giant conspiracy. Secret pyromaniac? I will never make an OOC factbook!

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
Disclaimer: the views of my characters do not necessarily represent the views of the author.

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Republic of Bethesda
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Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 07, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Republic of Bethesda » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:47 pm

*Clutches on tight and sobs into shoulder*

- Eli
"After 30 years of economic chaos and depression, the world is on the brink of collapse as humanity faces political instability, oil shortages, and climate change. Bethesda, one of the few regions of North America with a functioning government is set on a mission to restore humble order...by whatever means necessary."

Welcome to the sterile catastrophe of cyberpunk and industrial-sized neo-puritanical f*ckery...
The National Call: Gibbet malfunction delays executions in Aethersburg - The Archangels announce the institution of firing squads until further notice //// Checkpoint explosion in Christminster - 4 dead, 18 injured - Rebel agitators suspected

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The Xaviet Empire
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Posts: 86
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:26 am

"Gottfried! get new Blankets. these are.... a bit bloodstained."

Puts the dagger back into it's sheathe.

"And not a little bit too!"
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Pax Brasiliana
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Posts: 108
Founded: Apr 07, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Pax Brasiliana » Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:00 pm

"You know the rule, it's not gay if there ain't eye contact. Now leave my room!"
-Prime Minister Eduardo
The Empire of Brazil
Once an expansionist empire, now a peaceful democratic great power.
Overview | Political Parties | The Empress | The Prime Minister | Canon Policies | World Map
NS Stats not used
Tech Level: MT (November 2021)
Please disregard most 2019 posts
O Sentinela: Brazil will send two divisions to fight the Marathi communist army. Hindustan is pleased with the support.| Clashes between Armenian and Azerbaijani nationalists resulted in 50 deaths since 1st December. The government of Transcaucasia seems to be unable to deal with the riots. | Polish prime minister claims Belarusian and Ukrainian territories. The Russian tsar says he won't tolerate any aggression towards his allies. "This Polack is clearly suicidal" said the Russian prime minister.

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Aviz Portugal
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Posts: 75
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aviz Portugal » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:12 am

"My goodness Mr Michalski, I will have you fired for your outrageous infidelity on behalf of your own empress. Brazil does not need such a lustful scoundrel. I pity your empress"
-HRM Isabella II
Last edited by Aviz Portugal on Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:14 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Commonwealth Of Aviz Portugal
"Now and forever, United we are greater"
HRM, Isabella II
News Cycle:Comment latest.

No NS Stats Are Used

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The Xaviet Empire
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Posts: 86
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:59 am

are not angels supposed to have wings?
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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-Astoria
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Posts: 1975
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:15 am

*gasp* 'Who in the hell are you, & what're you doing in my bed? Don't tell me I got drunk at last night's dance...'

Republic of Astoria | Tarain Asdair | Vasnin Astoir
Updates! | Constitution | Bill of Rights | Anthem | Lyrics | Embassy | FAQ | NS stats unused
Jul 21, 2020
✉ ABC News: Forests doing well, but climate change putting pressure on it | #musicparade: listeners choose their favourites | Refugee sews 1000 masks for his new hometown | NCP calls for aid package for companies | New evidence of large temples in Onsteyl | Weather: Footscray ☁ 14°C | Altas ☁ 16° | Esterpine ☁ 15° |  Naltgybal ☂⛆ 13° | Ceirtryn ☀ 17° | Bynscel ☁ 21° | Lyteel  ☁ 13°

A 7 civ | 9th in NSFB#1! | 10/10 by DGES | Much hope: yes.
Low-effort responses since 15/5/20: 67½ | Good responses since 20/7/20: 5

mit zuckerguß


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Recoil Ridge
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 07, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Recoil Ridge » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:37 am

“I...don’t remember this guy sleeping beside me...is it something wrong that I did? Hopefully that’s not the case.”
- Mayor of the Independent American Commune of Recoil Ridge, Mary Jane Ross

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Imperial Majapahit
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Posts: 229
Founded: May 11, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Majapahit » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:58 am

"By the Gods and Goddesses, what happened last night? I swear I told myself to hold back from alcohol this month. Are you alright, miss?"
- Emperor Jayanagara VII
♔ KEMAHARAJAAN MAJAPAHIT ♔
A sovereign Hindu-Buddhist empire in Southeast Asia, having survived centuries of crises and feeble European attempts at colonialism.
Overview | Territories | Military | Foreign Relations | Embassy Programme | Nation Maintenance | Trivia | Achievements

Proud member of Indonesia Raya, region terdepan Indonesia di NS - bergabunglah bersama kami!
A 15,38 civilization, according to this index.
Self-proclaimed 5-star General, Admiral, and Marshal in the realm of Hearts of Iron IV.
"Mahajapit? Majahapit? Mapajahit? Mahapajit? Mapajahit? Ma...ja...pa...hit?"
Currently in a neverending quest to find someone who isn't a libleft IRL, though I
know it is a fruitless effort because, hey, it's 2020 Maja, whaddaya expect?

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