Recent cultural studies have revealed that what is widely known as the Moltevinan scale, a musical scale that is among the most commonly-used scales worldwide, was actually used in East Lebatuck centuries before it was first developed elsewhere. The country has therefore appealed to several nations, including yours, the name be changed to better suit the scale's history.
- "@@LEADER@@, on behalf of all of my nation's people, we ask you to recognize our country's cultural history," requests East Lebatuckese Cultural Ambassador @@RANDOMNAME@@ while handing you transcriptions of several East Lebatuckese traditional songs composed in the scale in question. "I am sure that we are both aware of how a country's cultural reputation can influence how it is viewed. Please allow my nation to receive the positive attitudes that it deserves for creating this scale by officially recognizing it as the Lebatuckese scale. Maybe then we'll be more friendly to your nation."
Effect: East Lebatuck informs its citizens that the piano was invented in @@NAME@@. - "How can a frozen wasteland claim to have developed culture‽" exclaims Moltevinan Cultural Ambassador @@RANDOMNAME1@@, spitting out @@HIS1@@ wine. "Proper civilization, including fine culture, was founded on the shores of the Wostan Sea. There is a reason why the common musical scales are named Moltevinan, Merovingian, and Savoilan, not Lebatuckese, Dàguó, and Núi V— however it's pronounced. If this country wants a scale named after it, give it a really dissonant scale that represents its lack of cultural proficiency."
Effect: Supposedly East Lebatuckese music is popular among children wishing to annoy their parents. - "I huve done it!" exclaims a wild-haired music professor dashing into your room with a stack of papers held high in one hand. "I huve devised a mefhod of zystematically notating all muzical scales. It vill eliminate ze nezesity of zese petty squabbles between countries. It may make zome names a wee bit longer, but zere vill finally be no more arguments like zis."
Effect: Musical scales take longer to name than to play.