The issue of crows is not one you’d have thought about up until now. They’re everywhere, from the capitol building to the tram lines even in your own office. Just sitting there, menacingly, no cares in the world. People have claimed that they are starting to peck vigorously at windows in a attempt to break inside and cause bodily harm.
Is this valid for all nations?: Yes
Option One:
“Okay, seriously guys? They’re just crows.” says @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, your Minister of Worrywarts, continues on
“We should be spending our time elsewhere, on more important and pressing issues, like the sparrow and pigeon problem in downtown @@CAPITAL@@. Don't waste anymore time on this ludicrous subject, @@LEADER@@." He sighs out in frustration, "It’s not like they can murder us or anything."
Fallout: Ominous music is heard when people are near a murder.
Option Two:
“No, that’s exactly the problem! They are killing machines, I mean, why else would we dub groups of them a ‘murder’?!” yells out @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@, who's wearing a tin foil top hat, “No, what we need is monthly crow hunting expeditions, to put those monsters down, once and for all!” She folds her tin foil top hat into a baseball cap, She hands you her business card, The Twilight Observers, then remarks "They are truly a pest, I wouldn't rank them higher than mosquitoes or even flies for that matter. Just like their compatriots on the ground, rats, they know how to caw up the wrong nest."
Fallout: It’s a rite of passage to hunt crows.
Option Three:
“Let the crows be! They’ve done us no harm or wrong!” A man in a crow costume caws as he shoves his way to the front of your desk, “I don’t mean to be brash, I’m actually a reasonable man, so get off the murder’s case!” He rests, then rouses back up again, "If anything, we should be helping those tortured souls out as much as we possibly can. It's just not right that they've had their name defiled for this long now. We should be treating them like loyalty and with the utmost respect."
Fallout: Crows are now being built low-income nests.
Option Four:
"You know what? I agree with that Twilight Observer nutcase. Although, we shouldn't be that drastic in taking actions against them." Says @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, a sleepy resident of @@CAPITAL@@ who just barely yawns out his words, "We need a way of making them leave without too much harm. Back out into the countryside again. No one would be complaining, and I think this is the best possible way to deal with those damn cawing crows. Hey, maybe everyone will finally get a full nights rest without interruption."
Fallout: Noise pollution is on a very slight decline.