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Cybus1
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Father Knows Best State

Meanwhile in AN

Postby Cybus1 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:06 pm

A reboot of an old thread; basically, you write a little thing that is probably happening in the above nation, given their factbooks or national information.

Example:
Meanwhile, in Cybus, a human decided to challenge an evolved to a barfight. The evolved is currently in police custody, and the human has to literally be scraped off the floor of the bar.
Meanwhile, in Godular, Godularans are terrorizing lesser civilizations in exchange for food.

Anywho, since I have the UCP...
Meanwhile, in the User Control Panel, someone is modifying their signature.
I don't use NS stats, please refer to the factbooks. Terms to use: Cybus, Cybusian, The Infinite Cybusian Empire. Feel free to TG with suggestions, comments, feedback, questions, etc, especially about factbooks.
Regal and powerful; they carry an air about them that is inherently oppressive, the air of a trillion years of ancestry. -Kaedijork.
Great Gatsby, featuring some shape-shifting ability and more sci-fi elements. - Zitravgrad
Their military technology is discombobulatingly magnificent. - Pan-Asiatic States

Our Military
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News: / Ravenelki Guard destroy a Runner attempting to enter Arcadia, forced to kill all suspected infected due to extreme infectivity of Redlight./

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Valentine Z
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Posts: 7359
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:51 pm

Their covert operations agent accidentally set his memory wiper to such a degree... that the 3 men who got their memories wiped, could not tell the difference between a spoon and a fork.
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 321
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:06 pm

Meanwhile in Valentine Z, a giant fluffy robot hugged a human for the 29 minutes required to say their full name out loud.
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): User interface for official computer terminals receives major update.


Real me: American high schooler, tech geek, pro-union, democratic socialist with anarchist leanings. GNU/Linux user.
Canon is relative. Not using NS stats. This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Godular
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Posts: 9897
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Godular » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:16 pm

Meanwhile, in the Cosmic Mainframe: A flash mob reportedly formed to dance the macarena at local mall. Onlookers commented that when the summary execution took place, it happened at exactly the right moment for the AIEEEE and the jumping bodies to be most appropriate. The mainframe denies that this was intentional.
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Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
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Cybus1
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Founded: Jul 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cybus1 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:19 pm

Meanwhile, in Godular: Godulans are confused as to why foreign pizza delivery places refuse to deliver. They decide to pick it up themselves and end up getting bored and blow up their solar system for fun instead, after slaughtering fleshlings for hours.
Last edited by Cybus1 on Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I don't use NS stats, please refer to the factbooks. Terms to use: Cybus, Cybusian, The Infinite Cybusian Empire. Feel free to TG with suggestions, comments, feedback, questions, etc, especially about factbooks.
Regal and powerful; they carry an air about them that is inherently oppressive, the air of a trillion years of ancestry. -Kaedijork.
Great Gatsby, featuring some shape-shifting ability and more sci-fi elements. - Zitravgrad
Their military technology is discombobulatingly magnificent. - Pan-Asiatic States

Our Military
New Q&A!
News: / Ravenelki Guard destroy a Runner attempting to enter Arcadia, forced to kill all suspected infected due to extreme infectivity of Redlight./

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Godular
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Posts: 9897
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Godular » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:21 pm

also: it’s just ‘Godulans’

Saves you a couple key presses :)

/skip
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Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 172
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:26 pm

Cybus1 wrote:Meanwhile, in Godular: Godulans are confused as to why foreign pizza delivery places refuse to deliver. They decide to pick it up themselves and end up getting bored and blow up their solar system for fun instead, after slaughtering fleshlings for hours.

Meanwhile on Cybus
The order of Raven kidnapped enough humans to take part on their rituals
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Kashyyyyyyyk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kashyyyyyyyk » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:28 pm

Meanwhile, in the An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular, Sarathress deems 2x2 L-shaped normal Lego pieces to be her personal weapon of choice. The pain and fear inflicted from such a small piece of plastic is inexplicably alluring to her.

EDIT: Fricc I sent this too late
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Godular
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Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Godular » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:28 pm

Meanwhile, in Coryana: somebody dropped a hamburger, and was immediately trampled to death by seventeen billion janitors.

Ninja’d (also: LOL!), pending.

Meanwhile, in Kashyyyyyyyk: Wookies across the planet asked “Y?” to which the reply was “Y not?”
Last edited by Godular on Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:30 pm, edited 2 times in total.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Envoy
 
Posts: 321
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:33 pm

Meanwhile in Godular, a family of 5 was found dead after a vorpal kitten was accidentally switched into attack mode. The family had previously been cited for animal mistreatment.
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): User interface for official computer terminals receives major update.


Real me: American high schooler, tech geek, pro-union, democratic socialist with anarchist leanings. GNU/Linux user.
Canon is relative. Not using NS stats. This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Cybus1
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5450
Founded: Jul 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cybus1 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:35 pm

Meanwhile, in the Cosmic Mainframe, newly assimilated citizens are being fitted with Mental Enhancement Units. Many will enter negative efficiency ratings and have to be eliminated.
I don't use NS stats, please refer to the factbooks. Terms to use: Cybus, Cybusian, The Infinite Cybusian Empire. Feel free to TG with suggestions, comments, feedback, questions, etc, especially about factbooks.
Regal and powerful; they carry an air about them that is inherently oppressive, the air of a trillion years of ancestry. -Kaedijork.
Great Gatsby, featuring some shape-shifting ability and more sci-fi elements. - Zitravgrad
Their military technology is discombobulatingly magnificent. - Pan-Asiatic States

Our Military
New Q&A!
News: / Ravenelki Guard destroy a Runner attempting to enter Arcadia, forced to kill all suspected infected due to extreme infectivity of Redlight./

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Skyhooked
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Posts: 3831
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:47 pm

Meanwhile in Cybus two evolved fought over culture of Art Deco. It started when one said, that it's "Too edgy"
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:48 pm

Meanwhile on Skyhooked
Skyhookdian had a total drunk fight in a world class bar, resulting to make more people joining the fight until everybody drowns because of alcohol.
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Overview | History | Technology | The Archives
Economy |Religion
Wiki | Tourism | Policies | Culture
Millitary| Ideology | Government | Millitary 2 | Personal |
Dimensions. | Logistics |
Coryans | Geography
Relations|Megastructures | Perhaps?|Transportation
Language
Cyberweb

OOC:
'Introvert' teen male who lives in Philiphines and a 7th day Adventist by birth.
The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species
Coryana is a multiversal utopia, that is.
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore/style please telegram me :)

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Cybus1
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Posts: 5450
Founded: Jul 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cybus1 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:59 pm

Meanwhile, in Coryana, there's a dragon race occurring, being watched by vigtillions of eager spectators on holo-vision. Red Ember is in the lead, though Cold Fury is behind by just a hair.
I don't use NS stats, please refer to the factbooks. Terms to use: Cybus, Cybusian, The Infinite Cybusian Empire. Feel free to TG with suggestions, comments, feedback, questions, etc, especially about factbooks.
Regal and powerful; they carry an air about them that is inherently oppressive, the air of a trillion years of ancestry. -Kaedijork.
Great Gatsby, featuring some shape-shifting ability and more sci-fi elements. - Zitravgrad
Their military technology is discombobulatingly magnificent. - Pan-Asiatic States

Our Military
New Q&A!
News: / Ravenelki Guard destroy a Runner attempting to enter Arcadia, forced to kill all suspected infected due to extreme infectivity of Redlight./

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Godular
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9897
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Godular » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:33 pm

Meanwhile, in Cybus: A Godulan tourist was released from custody today after allegations of spying were dropped. The initial complaint was raised when the Avatar was dressed like and behaved very similar to Cybusian citizens, but it was learned shortly afterwards that Godulans really DO like the 20s noir look, and thus Kaz’Ramael was released on the promise that he would avoid ‘talking like that’ for the remainder of his stay.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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La xinga
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 164
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby La xinga » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:37 pm

Meanwhile, IN GODULAR: An emergency troop tracked down a terrorist into Godular, and goes in. The La xingan police force goes in and captures this man of terror. A bunch of press people are there.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
Too many mistakes in NS issues to have it be my RL views.

Hi, The east pacific!

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And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Envoy
 
Posts: 321
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:42 pm

Meanwhile in La Xinga, the king was disappointed that he only received six human sacrifices for lunch, and thus ordered the chef killed.
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): User interface for official computer terminals receives major update.


Real me: American high schooler, tech geek, pro-union, democratic socialist with anarchist leanings. GNU/Linux user.
Canon is relative. Not using NS stats. This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Godular
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9897
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Godular » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:41 pm

Meanwhile, in the Cosmic Mainframe: An entire star system is inadvertently destroyed when an astrographic navigation system experiences a 404 error and moves to correct the discrepancy. The faulty program has been deleted, and no system was destroyed go about your business move along move along...
Last edited by Godular on Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Cybus1
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5450
Founded: Jul 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cybus1 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:43 pm

Meanwhile, in Godular, a Godulan scientist has turned 50 captured individuals inside out, while using special tech to keep them aware of all this, and, of course alive. He then reversed the procedure and promptly begins experimenting with the Ascension virus on them.
I don't use NS stats, please refer to the factbooks. Terms to use: Cybus, Cybusian, The Infinite Cybusian Empire. Feel free to TG with suggestions, comments, feedback, questions, etc, especially about factbooks.
Regal and powerful; they carry an air about them that is inherently oppressive, the air of a trillion years of ancestry. -Kaedijork.
Great Gatsby, featuring some shape-shifting ability and more sci-fi elements. - Zitravgrad
Their military technology is discombobulatingly magnificent. - Pan-Asiatic States

Our Military
New Q&A!
News: / Ravenelki Guard destroy a Runner attempting to enter Arcadia, forced to kill all suspected infected due to extreme infectivity of Redlight./

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Wochaystein
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: May 06, 2018
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Wochaystein » Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:28 pm

Meanwhile, in Cybus, nobles often occupied the highest offices, such as the ducal family and the like.
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-Astoria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 1000
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:51 am

Meanwhile, in Wochaystein, a child was apprehended for drawing on the walls of Fort Aleshut with a stone.
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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 172
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:08 am

Meanwhile in Astoria, tourists from all over the world drowns because of improper safety, it was blamed by the tourism department that Astorian safety and customs are too "weak", this causes a huge controversy over the nation
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Overview | History | Technology | The Archives
Economy |Religion
Wiki | Tourism | Policies | Culture
Millitary| Ideology | Government | Millitary 2 | Personal |
Dimensions. | Logistics |
Coryans | Geography
Relations|Megastructures | Perhaps?|Transportation
Language
Cyberweb

OOC:
'Introvert' teen male who lives in Philiphines and a 7th day Adventist by birth.
The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species
Coryana is a multiversal utopia, that is.
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore/style please telegram me :)

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Bolgano F7
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 25, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Bolgano F7 » Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:22 am

Coryanhafflaruda wrote:Meanwhile in Astoria, tourists from all over the world drowns because of improper safety, it was blamed by the tourism department that Astorian safety and customs are too "weak", this causes a huge controversy over the nation

Meanwhile in Coryanhafflaruda, a meteorite fell into the Presidential Palace where its President now has galactic powers and began to enslave the inhabitants of his nation.
Puppet of Bolgano

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Onfande
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Onfande » Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:31 am

Meanwhile in Bolgano F7 (who does not have factbooks), the Forum 7 has fallen into the river.
The forum is a nice place.

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Cantelo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 519
Founded: Mar 28, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cantelo » Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:42 am

Meanwhile, in Onfande, web developers are pushing mobile sites onto desktop users
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