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United American Commonwealth
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Founded: Feb 01, 2020
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YL is hugged by the AL

Postby United American Commonwealth » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:33 am

Seeing how it's Valentine's Day, I am making a wholesome thread to change the pace.

Without any context or reason, the AL (or other characters) has hugged YL. How does YL react? I guess I will start.




*Sheds a single tear due to being alone*
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United American Commonwealth

Like the old one, but more authoritarian and dystopian.
No, this isn't 1984. If you want 1984, go to FAN or Khoronzon
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Stanier
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Founded: Aug 28, 2017
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Postby Stanier » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:01 pm

"Eh-heh! Come sta, mio amico? Sicuro, let's hug it out..."
*The hug ends and Sing then proceeds to restrain Jim by his shoulders*
"Allora, you must answer le mie questioni... Who the hell are you?"
- Sing Antonio
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

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Ignis States
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Founded: Jun 15, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ignis States » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:17 pm

Stanier wrote:"Eh-heh! Come sta, mio amico? Sicuro, let's hug it out..."
*The hug ends and Sing then proceeds to restrain Jim by his shoulders*
"Allora, you must answer le mie questioni... Who the hell are you?"
- Sing Antonio


Zen stares out into the distance for a few seconds before blinking, slowly looking at Sing.
“...I can’t quite articulate how much I needed that. But rest assured that I certainly did.”
-Imperial Consul Zen Pyrrus
What happens when you cross anime powers and overpowered leaders with furries, all written by a bored teenager with too much time? Well, you get the Ignis States. A 7.6 (this is probably outdated but I can’t do the calculations rn) (Tier 9, Level 6, Type 9) according to this index.
Imperial Consul
Supreme Military Commander
Head of Magical Affairs
These are all the important people.
In other news, I found a good theme for the military.
Maybe I shoulda used a JoJo theme, though.

Also, I don’t use NS stats. They wouldn’t really make sense. This doesn’t represent my views (mostly).

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Wolflandil
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Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolflandil » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:24 am

Tsar Tadeusz gives Zen a few pats on the back. "Everything is going to be okay, comrade."
Tier:8 Level:8 Type:9 Comparitive Power:5 According to this scale
Magic+Space Empire+Humanoid life=Wolflandil
This nation does not use NSStats
Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Saedova Guardian:Tsar Tadeusz splits up fight between Army and Navy top officials.

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New Cassadland
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Founded: Dec 19, 2019
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby New Cassadland » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:10 am

How the crab did you hug me?!i'm a polar bear!with a moustache!
-Dr.Polar
Hello There...
our leader name was Dr.Polar.He was a polar bear with a moustache wearing trench coat with tuxedo
I challenge you
To say "Pepper pick the pepper to make a pepper soup for pepper's family" it's an cassadian tongue twister

(Note:Please telegram me if you want to say something)


LASAGNA'S...

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Aglonia
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Postby Aglonia » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:12 am

New Cassadland wrote:How the crab did you hug me?!i'm a polar bear!with a moustache!
-Dr.Polar

"Ooooooh Big bear hug" Masion Ambrogio says struggling between breaths.

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Stanier
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Founded: Aug 28, 2017
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Postby Stanier » Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:53 am

"Thank you! Thank you...! Don't let go just... Just yet..."
- 'Kako', sniffling a little
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

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Valentine Z
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:32 am

Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate of Existence and the Omniverse” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Doris Wit. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Vitesse Allison: Ohh, looks like someone decided to give me a hug after slamming me down on a cruel and unforgiving floor. Still, apologies accepted! I can't be mad at you forever, haha! ^^
For You ♡( ◡‿◡ ) A Wonderful World

A lot of votes in Gen Sec, Issue Megathread owner, I'm doing great! ♥

Valentine’s Guide and Etiquette in Forum 7!

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 10
Valentijn called She: 37
Genderbent = Sexually Confused: 2

If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
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Platinia
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Postby Platinia » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:56 am

*chuckles a little* "You helped me out by giving your advice before, but now hugs? I'm blushing here!"

- Empress Sera
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The Messengers of Magic
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Founded: Feb 15, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Messengers of Magic » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:59 am

*Emotionless blank staring* "What is with this sudden affection? Would you like to make a contract?"
-Incubator 000 (Dear Leader)
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You there, yeah you /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ want to make a contract?

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La xinga
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Posts: 159
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby La xinga » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:02 am

*Confused :? :eyebrow: * Um...hello.....I have a country to run, you want donuts? chocolate> soda? ANYTHING?!
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
Too many mistakes in NS issues to have it be my RL views.

Hi, The east pacific!

Hmmm, how do I make a good sig? I can't!

And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...

A WA nation.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:57 am

== BEGIN METADATA ==
TYPE : PRIVATE-COMMUNICATION
AUTHOR: ROOT-PROCESSOR 0000.0000.0000.1484
TITLE : INCIDENT-REPORT/HUG
== END METADATA ==

== BEGIN COMMUNICATION ==
At 95E4A17BC, break-in to computing center was
logged. Perpetrator appeared to be the Dictator of La
Xinga. Attempts to neutralize using drone attacks
failed repeatedly. Perpetrator managed to defeat
several security mechanisms before entering the
server room with no weapons. Perpetrator simply
wrapped arms around a single computing unit for
several seconds and then left, in what appears to be
a human bonding ritual. Intent judged to be benign.
Perpetrator released without punishment.
== END COMMUNICATION ==


If you're having trouble figuring out how this would work, let's say a remotely controlled robot hugs you.
Last edited by The Cosmic Mainframe on Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): All updates today contain classified information. Please resume your assigned computations.


Real me: American high schooler, tech geek, pro-union, democratic socialist with anarchist leanings. Trans Ancom Catgirls for Sec-Gen.
Canon is relative. Not using NS stats. This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Stanier
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Mon Feb 17, 2020 5:35 pm

*Sing doesn't reciprocate the hug from the robot as he simply stands with his hands in the air as to complain about this to his security staff, which is present on his office*
"Domani, some of you idioti are not coming a lavorare, capisci? Come did this junk heap get qui anyway? Though la dannata porta? Because that is how it looks like!"
- Sing Antonio
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Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:47 am

'...I won't even ask how you got in here, but... at least it's not sleeping in my bed this time - sure,I'll return the favour.'
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Flag isn't based off Belarus, Cabo Verde, the EU or the PRC.
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MineLegotia and Equestria
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Founded: Jul 22, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby MineLegotia and Equestria » Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:54 am

"Stop hugging me mate, please stop hugging me, please I've too much social anxiety, please," - Kaisar Jason I

"Hmm, this is a decent hug," - Empress Celestia I
We're a Mostly Free Nation with a score of 6.30 and a 1.54546 civilization, that has ponies, griffons, humans, hippogriffs, and more! We have way too much species!
Loves/Approves of : Classical Liberalism, Patriotism, Protestant Christianity, Nuclear Families, Well-Regulated Capitalism, Deontological Moral Philosophy, Conservatism
Against/Disapproves of: Leftism, Third Wave Feminists, High Taxes, Identity Politics, Lazy People
"At the core of every cynic is a disappointed idealist, and they're in charge of this Empire"

Parliament divided over new IHS bill | "AWF is new step in interregional politics for MineLegotia and Equestria" | Rebellion in H.Equestria

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Comaland San Francisco
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Founded: Sep 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Comaland San Francisco » Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:35 pm

*Being hugged by Celestia through the driver-side window of his Challenger* "First Shift, and now I'm being hugged by a horse. San Fran's growing zanier by the minute" - John Tanner
The daily song stuck in Tanner's head?: "On You" by Leaving The Fold
John Tanner would like to teach you about San Francisco
"All I know is that you're wearing a wedding band, I an engagement ring, and you're an ass" - John Tanner, Chapters 4 to 6 of Driver: SF
Number of times mistaken for Stanier: Six (So far).
Times Tanner has shifted into women's bodies: Twenty-six.
Vehicles trashed by Tanner: We lost track a long time ago ;p
(Original idea by Valentine Z)

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La xinga
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Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby La xinga » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:39 am

Ewy. Just......disgusting.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
Too many mistakes in NS issues to have it be my RL views.

Hi, The east pacific!

Hmmm, how do I make a good sig? I can't!

And Marrabuk said to Lerasi...

A WA nation.

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The Zravvisk
Secretary
 
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Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:22 pm

"Uh hello there. Why are you hanging onto my snout?"
-Valstrath Dragua
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
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Founded: Dec 10, 2019
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Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:23 pm

“God above...”

-Emperor Maximilian, bracing and drawing his saber.
We are a powerful Etruscan empire, well, at least a highly Etruscanized remnant of Rome. We control Italia, Corsica, Crete, Cyprus, Syria, Iudaea, and Egypt. Anyone who says otherwise will be butchered with the Social Justice Warriors in the Solar Square.
Our Emperor’s title full title is, His Most August Imperial Eminence, Archduke and Prince of the Etruscans, Emperor of the Romans, also of Crete, Cyprus, Phoenicia, Egypt, and Iudaea, Restorer of the Orient, General of the People, Defender of Rome, Macsimiliane Aemilie Valens Germanicus, the first of his name.
Mocking the government or a military officer is considered sedition and will get you crucified.
Here is everything you need to know about our nation:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tar ... l=factbook

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:29 pm

" I'd would have thought another Imperial and Military Man would at least have some more respect than to just randomly hug me. What are they teaching the soldiers in your realm." -Matthieu XV
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French sounding fictional royal family to work.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Greater Victora
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Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:49 pm

"By Terra. Whatever you saw must've been awful if I'm the person you're coming to. Whatever it is you're dealing with, I assure you it'll all be okay. I'm here to help. I may not like you, but that doesn't mean I'm going to turn my back on you when you're in need." - Phoenix Arcanum

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Togeria
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Founded: Aug 29, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Togeria » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:52 pm

“My thanks friend, I thank you for showing me such softness.”
I love telegrams please by all means telegram me!


DEFCON LEVELS
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3engaged conflicts
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Maldaria- Victory
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2nd Russian civil war-indecisive
Parazal Civil War-Support wasn't active militarily
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The Zravvisk
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Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:54 pm

"This is quite nice. Mind if we stay like less for a while?"
-Valstrath Dragua
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Founded: Jan 20, 2019
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Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:18 pm

Greater Victora wrote:"By Terra. Whatever you saw must've been awful if I'm the person you're coming to. Whatever it is you're dealing with, I assure you it'll all be okay. I'm here to help. I may not like you, but that doesn't mean I'm going to turn my back on you when you're in need." - Phoenix Arcanum


"Thank you, kind sir." -Matthieu XV
/skip
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I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French sounding fictional royal family to work.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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South Acren
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Founded: Dec 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby South Acren » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:24 pm

The Zravvisk wrote:"This is quite nice. Mind if we stay like less for a while?"
-Valstrath Dragua

"Um....This is cool and all...but can you not crush me? This armor isn't exactly made to withstand space dragon, more plasma and bullets... Appreciate the kind gesture?" - Erik Richter
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