This is the Island of Tangola, which is a beautiful and friendly island that is neutral ground! Island has own security team, on top of a contract with Alpha Security Global, and connections with the WA Peacekeepers. High quality, four star hotels dot around beautiful lake great for fishing or boating! You ask, why not 5 star? Tangola is meeting place for nations both liberal and conservative, orderly and disorderly, rich and poor. If we have four star hotel, many nations can afford to come and increase the fun! You don't want fun? You want serious discussion about regional or global issues? No problem, Tangola will take all of the fun and put it in the closet. You say beautiful local girls are distracting? No problems! Tangola will ask local beautiful girls to politely avoid you and spend time working on important law degree.
Tangola is beautiful island, but it only has around twenty hotel rooms per visiting nation, enough for diplomats, staff, and security.
However, Tangola has sponsored military parade and demonstration, with prizes of 10,000 rifles adorned with beautiful Lazarus-style paintjob for second place. First place gets trophy, 20,000 beautiful painted rifles, and 200,000 gallons of cellulose ethanol! To enter this contest, just show bring one company of about 100 average soldiers from your nation, complete with vehicles they get around in. Bring enough rations and tents for them. Tangola has impressive field kitchens and can make thousands of hot meals an hour, but please don't rely on that too heavily, as cooks get tired!
You interested in Excitement? What about completely unexciting and serious meetings? If either of these things, or both, fill out simple paperwork! We look forward to exciting fun times or very serious, professional meetings.
After you fill out either or both applications, we will send you a thoughtful letter. If you made any errors in your applications, we will be happy to help you. The Major of our three company, Security Battalion will be the judge of the military parade and demonstration for first place. Second place will be voted on.