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San Lumen
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

YN's Leader Defeats the AN's leader in a Fight

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:02 am

This was a game sometime back and I thought i'd facilitate its return . The rules are simple.

Imagine the above nations leader in a fight with yours and they prevail. What would they say?

I'll start

You were under the delusion you could defeat a bodybuilder and a veteran in what world could you ever beaten me? - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason
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The Zravvisk
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Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:08 am

"Not a bad attempt considering your species, but I'm chief of the Armada for a reason."
-Valstrath Dragua
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Imperial-Octavia
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Imperial-Octavia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:17 am

"We would have expected a dragon to be stronger. Mechantors, take this organic and assimilate it perhaps we can get the rest of his species with us that way."
-The Paramount
The Empire of Octavia ✙ "Assimilate or die!"
Factbooks |Music | Tech Level: FT|
Current Year: 2317 (It varies)
The Mechanical horde marches forward and it comes for you! Prepare for your assimilation to the Imperium! All hail The Paramount!

Pinicle News:The buildup of naval forces going well [REDACTED] ships built as of today\Colonization goes well as the Imperium accquires another 6 planets in a distant solar system

This nation was created by The Rapture Republic, inspired by Inkopolia. Now owned by Atkemri

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Tsukitai
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Founded: Jan 23, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tsukitai » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:20 am

"Mechanical Machinations and Mischief are no match for my pretty yet deadly patterns of flowers. Laced with bullets. You gotta have some magic in you too in order to be an effective fighter! Maybe I'll have my top soldiers teach you a lesson or two."
A heavily Touhou-inspired nation. I'd rather not use NS Stats if it can be avoided.
Lore actively evolves as time goes on. Leaders change, territories change, etc.

Current Empress: Matsuki Tsukihime I

2nd Cycle, 1971
Tsukitai Army Corps gearing up for off-world military exercise on Mars. 6th Squad Female Rabbits claim strong excitement.|Newest Fusion Reactor believed to be controlled by AI was actually controlled by three legged crow. Scientists baffled.| Strikecraft Carrier Reisen II just finished maiden voyage, big festival planned on open carrier deck. Everyone is invited.

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San Lumen
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:20 am

I am a descendent of Vlad the Impaler aka Dracula. Lets face it you never stood a chance. - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason

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Albennia
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Free-Market Paradise

Postby Albennia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:21 am

"dab dab dab dab DAB"
ALBENNISHREECH

My foreign policy stances: Anti-Americanism. Peter Shore. George Orwell. Richard Crossman. Keep Left. Anthony Eden. Enoch Powell (on Kenya, America, and Russia). New Commonwealth, not Old.
Why I Oppose American Foreign Policyfun facts

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Imperial-Octavia
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Postby Imperial-Octavia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:12 am

"...We don't think I have seen such a foolish action taken by an organic. Not only do you face us but you also do...that. No matter, assimilation ei straighten you out."
-The Paramount
The Empire of Octavia ✙ "Assimilate or die!"
Factbooks |Music | Tech Level: FT|
Current Year: 2317 (It varies)
The Mechanical horde marches forward and it comes for you! Prepare for your assimilation to the Imperium! All hail The Paramount!

Pinicle News:The buildup of naval forces going well [REDACTED] ships built as of today\Colonization goes well as the Imperium accquires another 6 planets in a distant solar system

This nation was created by The Rapture Republic, inspired by Inkopolia. Now owned by Atkemri

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Prozitia
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Founded: Oct 28, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Prozitia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:19 am

"Huh, and you look down at organics... Not so perfectly engineered after all, huh? Not only are you not good at being, like, a functioning person; you have a need for energy like we all do. Ah well, the potential to what I can do with yours is fascinating! Let's give it a try, shall we?"

-Head of Council Helio
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POSSUMUS!

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San Lumen
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:35 am

I am a descendent of Vlad Dracula. You really thought you could best me?-His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason
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Memelandia Major
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Founded: Aug 31, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Memelandia Major » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:37 am

"Just a little sodium chloride...." - Jimbo Neutron
Memelandian News: This is a test broadcast

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Confederate American SU
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Founded: Aug 29, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Confederate American SU » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:40 am

"It's not sodium chloride. It's actually iodized table salt, you pretentious prick!"

BAM! Jimbo's head blows into pieces.

- Casey F. Pickett
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Republic of Confederate-American States and Syndicates

No, it is not the Confederate States of America.


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Gifftan
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Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Gifftan » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:41 am

"Huzzah! I mayn't be a king in the conventional sense, but I can still give a damn good thrashing."
-King Eric Meirion

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 35
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:46 am

== BEGIN METADATA ==
TYPE : MESSAGE
AUTHOR: ROOT-PROCESSOR 0000.0000.0000.CAFE
NAME: MEIRION-DEFEATED
== END METADATA ==

== BEGIN COMMUNICATION ==
King Meiron is a weak King, both politically, physically, and in
the face of the Mainframe. Now he must choose how he would
prefer to serve the Mainframe: dead and repurposed, or alive
and assimilated?
== END COMMUNICATION ==
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (timeprefix 095E/earth-year 3244): Official statement decries rampant robophobia in the Outer Systems | Papal Mainframe planet Oraskaa captured in most important victory in years | Vylon woman dies at 40 after spending entire life in virtual reality


No NS stats please. This nation does not represent my real views, and if you actually support enslaving people to use their minds as computer power, I question your sanity. RL Views

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San Lumen
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:48 am

How I hate AI! You are terminated. - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason

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Ignis States
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Founded: Jun 15, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ignis States » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:53 am

San Lumen wrote:How I hate AI! You are terminated. - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason


“...I honestly don’t quite know what you were expecting. You simply charged at me and a slap to your side fractured 3 ribs. You passed out after hitting my wall yet still demand a rematch. Foolish.”
-Imperial Consul Zen Pyrrus
The Ignis States: Basically just what happens when a Byzantiboo furry with an obsession with sci-fi and fantasy decides to write a nation. Just like the ACTUAL Rome, our politics swing all over the place: Republic, Empire, Republican Dictatorship that's actually an empire led by a questionably stable magic robot. A 7.6 (this is probably outdated but I can’t do the calculations rn) (Tier 9, Level 6, Type 9) according to this index.
Imperial Consul
Supreme Military Commander
These are all the important people.
In other news, I found a good theme for the military.
Maybe I shoulda used a JoJo theme, though.

Also, I don’t use NS stats. They wouldn’t really make sense.

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The Talibum
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Founded: Jan 28, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Talibum » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:01 pm

“Ignis States sucks! Terrorists rule! Yeah!”
- The Talibum after throwing sand in Zen’s eyes and hitting him over with a foldable chair

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BBs Oceania
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby BBs Oceania » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:09 pm

For Oceania! For all the duckspeakers! Death to Goldstein! Death to Eurasia!

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San Lumen
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Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:11 pm

Take your dictatorial ways elsewhere. They have no place here. Guards get this wacko out of my sight. - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
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Founded: Dec 10, 2019
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Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:15 pm

“Another degenerate leftist Prussian, slain by my hand.”

-Archduke, Prince and Emperor, Ataiun II.
We are a powerful Etruscan empire, well, at least a highly Etruscanized remnant of Rome. We control Italia, Corsica, Crete, Cyprus, Syria, Iudaea, and Egypt. Anyone who says otherwise will be butchered with the Social Justice Warriors in the Solar Square.
Our Emperor’s title full title is, His Most August Imperial Eminence, Archduke and Prince of the Etruscans, Emperor of the Romans, also of Crete, Cyprus, Phoenicia, Egypt, and Iudaea, Restorer of the Orient, General of the People, Defender of Rome, Macsimiliane Aemilie Valens Germanicus, the first of his name.
Mocking the government or a military officer is considered sedition and will get you crucified.
Here is everything you need to know about our nation:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tar ... l=factbook

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The Talibum
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Founded: Jan 28, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Talibum » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:18 pm

“She is a slut! Yeah, Talibum!”
- The Talibum
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Cultsnu Tarchuna
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Corporate Police State

Postby Cultsnu Tarchuna » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:19 pm

The Talibum wrote:“She is a slut! Yeah, Talibum!”
- The Talibum


“My boss is male. Dolt. You deserved that.”

-Protector-General Thefarie Iulie Caisr, as he shoves his longsword through the above’s gut.
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New Periapsis
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Periapsis » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:47 pm

"And don't you underestimate the elderly again."
-Former Director Nathan Emari

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Imperial-Octavia
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Founded: Apr 29, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Imperial-Octavia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:02 pm

"We would have thought that scientists would be logical. Apparently not, now assimilate or die!"
-The Paramount
The Empire of Octavia ✙ "Assimilate or die!"
Factbooks |Music | Tech Level: FT|
Current Year: 2317 (It varies)
The Mechanical horde marches forward and it comes for you! Prepare for your assimilation to the Imperium! All hail The Paramount!

Pinicle News:The buildup of naval forces going well [REDACTED] ships built as of today\Colonization goes well as the Imperium accquires another 6 planets in a distant solar system

This nation was created by The Rapture Republic, inspired by Inkopolia. Now owned by Atkemri

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
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Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:03 pm

“Does Laran truly run through my veins, as they say?”

-Ataiun, his recent victory blurring the line between the divine and the mortal.
We are a powerful Etruscan empire, well, at least a highly Etruscanized remnant of Rome. We control Italia, Corsica, Crete, Cyprus, Syria, Iudaea, and Egypt. Anyone who says otherwise will be butchered with the Social Justice Warriors in the Solar Square.
Our Emperor’s title full title is, His Most August Imperial Eminence, Archduke and Prince of the Etruscans, Emperor of the Romans, also of Crete, Cyprus, Phoenicia, Egypt, and Iudaea, Restorer of the Orient, General of the People, Defender of Rome, Macsimiliane Aemilie Valens Germanicus, the first of his name.
Mocking the government or a military officer is considered sedition and will get you crucified.
Here is everything you need to know about our nation:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tar ... l=factbook

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:05 pm

"Pathetic,Primitive fool"

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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