NATION

PASSWORD

YN's Leader Defeats the AN's leader in a Fight

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.
User avatar
San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43551
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

YN's Leader Defeats the AN's leader in a Fight

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:02 am

This was a game sometime back and I thought i'd facilitate its return . The rules are simple.

Imagine the above nations leader in a fight with yours and they prevail. What would they say?

I'll start

You were under the delusion you could defeat a bodybuilder and a veteran in what world could you ever beaten me? - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason
Last edited by San Lumen on Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:08 pm, edited 3 times in total.

User avatar
The Zravvisk
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:08 am

"Not a bad attempt considering your species, but I'm chief of the Armada for a reason."
-Valstrath Dragua
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with condiments.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

User avatar
Imperial-Octavia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Apr 29, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Imperial-Octavia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:17 am

"We would have expected a dragon to be stronger. Mechantors, take this organic and assimilate it perhaps we can get the rest of his species with us that way."
-The Paramount
The Empire of Octavia ✙ "Assimilate or die!"
Factbooks || Tech Level: FT|
Current Year: 2420
The Mechanical horde marches forward and it comes for you!

Pinnacle news:The invasion of Earth is going swimmingly! Skyhooked and Aquarians fall against us in the millions!

Number of owned Star Systems:163
This nation was created by The Rapture Republic, inspired by Inkopolia. Now owned by Atkemri

User avatar
Tsukitai
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Tsukitai » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:20 am

"Mechanical Machinations and Mischief are no match for my pretty yet deadly patterns of flowers. Laced with bullets. You gotta have some magic in you too in order to be an effective fighter! Maybe I'll have my top soldiers teach you a lesson or two."
A heavily Touhou-inspired nation. I'd rather not use NS Stats if it can be avoided.
Lore actively evolves as time goes on. Leaders change, territories change, etc.

Current Empress: Matsuki Tsukihime I

2nd Cycle, 1971
Tsukitai Army Corps gearing up for off-world military exercise on Mars. 6th Squad Female Rabbits claim strong excitement.|Newest Fusion Reactor believed to be controlled by AI was actually controlled by three legged crow. Scientists baffled.| Strikecraft Carrier Reisen II just finished maiden voyage, big festival planned on open carrier deck. Everyone is invited.

User avatar
San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43551
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:20 am

I am a descendent of Vlad the Impaler aka Dracula. Lets face it you never stood a chance. - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason

User avatar
Albennia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 476
Founded: Feb 16, 2018
Conservative Democracy

Postby Albennia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:21 am

"dab dab dab dab DAB"
ALBENNISHREECH

neorevolutionary — communitarian — Northerner
remove the Norman yoke — my politics
like my posts? please 'down-vote' my factbooks

User avatar
Imperial-Octavia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Apr 29, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Imperial-Octavia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:12 am

"...We don't think I have seen such a foolish action taken by an organic. Not only do you face us but you also do...that. No matter, assimilation ei straighten you out."
-The Paramount
The Empire of Octavia ✙ "Assimilate or die!"
Factbooks || Tech Level: FT|
Current Year: 2420
The Mechanical horde marches forward and it comes for you!

Pinnacle news:The invasion of Earth is going swimmingly! Skyhooked and Aquarians fall against us in the millions!

Number of owned Star Systems:163
This nation was created by The Rapture Republic, inspired by Inkopolia. Now owned by Atkemri

User avatar
Prozitia
Attaché
 
Posts: 99
Founded: Oct 28, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Prozitia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:19 am

"Huh, and you look down at organics... Not so perfectly engineered after all, huh? Not only are you not good at being, like, a functioning person; you have a need for energy like we all do. Ah well, the potential to what I can do with yours is fascinating! Let's give it a try, shall we?"

-Head of Council Helio
Last edited by Prozitia on Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
POSSUMUS!

User avatar
San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43551
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:35 am

I am a descendent of Vlad Dracula. You really thought you could best me?-His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason
Last edited by San Lumen on Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:35 am, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Memelandia Major
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Aug 31, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Memelandia Major » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:37 am

"Just a little sodium chloride...." - Jimbo Neutron
Memelandian News: This is a test broadcast

User avatar
Confederate American SU
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Aug 29, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Confederate American SU » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:40 am

"It's not sodium chloride. It's actually iodized table salt, you pretentious prick!"

BAM! Jimbo's head blows into pieces.

- Casey F. Pickett
★★========★★
==★★====★★==
====
★★★★====
==
★★====★★==
★★========★★
★☭Republic of Confederate American States and Syndicates☭★

★No, it is not the Confederate States of America. Please read the Factbook.★


User avatar
Gifftan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gifftan » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:41 am

"Huzzah! I mayn't be a king in the conventional sense, but I can still give a damn good thrashing."
-King Eric Meirion

User avatar
The Cosmic Mainframe
Diplomat
 
Posts: 934
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:46 am

== BEGIN METADATA ==
TYPE : MESSAGE
AUTHOR: ROOT-PROCESSOR 0000.0000.0000.CAFE
NAME: MEIRION-DEFEATED
== END METADATA ==

== BEGIN COMMUNICATION ==
King Meiron is a weak King, both politically, physically, and in
the face of the Mainframe. Now he must choose how he would
prefer to serve the Mainframe: dead and repurposed, or alive
and assimilated?
== END COMMUNICATION ==
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

User avatar
San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43551
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:48 am

How I hate AI! You are terminated. - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason

User avatar
Ignis States
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Jun 15, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ignis States » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:53 am

San Lumen wrote:How I hate AI! You are terminated. - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason


“...I honestly don’t quite know what you were expecting. You simply charged at me and a slap to your side fractured 3 ribs. You passed out after hitting my wall yet still demand a rematch. Foolish.”
-Imperial Consul Zen Pyrrus
What happens when you cross anime powers and overpowered leaders with furries, all written by a bored Homestuck fan with too much time? Well, you get Ignis. A multiethnic, FT republic with both might and magic that let it conquer the entire Orion Arm.
A 7.6 (this is probably outdated but I can’t do the calculations rn) (Tier 9, Level 6, Type 9) according to this index.
Come to The Orion, we got C U L T U R E and F U R R I E S


IC Name: Roman Republic of the Orion. Or just “The Orion”. Current year is 2690

User avatar
The Talibum
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Talibum » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:01 pm

“Ignis States sucks! Terrorists rule! Yeah!”
- The Talibum after throwing sand in Zen’s eyes and hitting him over with a foldable chair

User avatar
BBs Oceania
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby BBs Oceania » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:09 pm

For Oceania! For all the duckspeakers! Death to Goldstein! Death to Eurasia!

User avatar
San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43551
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:11 pm

Take your dictatorial ways elsewhere. They have no place here. Guards get this wacko out of my sight. - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason

User avatar
Tarchuna and Ravenna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 359
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:15 pm

“Another degenerate leftist Prussian, slain by my hand.”

-Archduke, Prince and Emperor, Ataiun II.
ELITE CROSSBOWMEN FOR HIRE and HIGH-QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE:

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=483733&p=36999628&sid=634422562317afcf5eb54ffd6a764276#p36999628

MOD EDIT: I got smacked by moderation for flaming in my sig! Oops, I should really go and review the site rules when I return from my ragequit.

User avatar
The Talibum
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Talibum » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:18 pm

“She is a slut! Yeah, Talibum!”
- The Talibum
Last edited by The Talibum on Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Cultsnu Tarchuna
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cultsnu Tarchuna » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:19 pm

The Talibum wrote:“She is a slut! Yeah, Talibum!”
- The Talibum


“My boss is male. Dolt. You deserved that.”

-Protector-General Thefarie Iulie Caisr, as he shoves his longsword through the above’s gut.
Last edited by Cultsnu Tarchuna on Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
New Periapsis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 13, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Periapsis » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:47 pm

"And don't you underestimate the elderly again."
-Former Director Nathan Emari

User avatar
Imperial-Octavia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Apr 29, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Imperial-Octavia » Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:02 pm

"We would have thought that scientists would be logical. Apparently not, now assimilate or die!"
-The Paramount
The Empire of Octavia ✙ "Assimilate or die!"
Factbooks || Tech Level: FT|
Current Year: 2420
The Mechanical horde marches forward and it comes for you!

Pinnacle news:The invasion of Earth is going swimmingly! Skyhooked and Aquarians fall against us in the millions!

Number of owned Star Systems:163
This nation was created by The Rapture Republic, inspired by Inkopolia. Now owned by Atkemri

User avatar
Tarchuna and Ravenna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 359
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:03 pm

“Does Laran truly run through my veins, as they say?”

-Ataiun, his recent victory blurring the line between the divine and the mortal.
ELITE CROSSBOWMEN FOR HIRE and HIGH-QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE:

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=483733&p=36999628&sid=634422562317afcf5eb54ffd6a764276#p36999628

MOD EDIT: I got smacked by moderation for flaming in my sig! Oops, I should really go and review the site rules when I return from my ragequit.

User avatar
Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 183
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:05 pm

"Pathetic,Primitive fool"

Next

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Forum 7

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Ad-Dawlatul Islamiyah, Ankras, Azania-, Betelgeuse Alliance, Outer Acharet, Silver Commonwealth, The Centrucian Empire, VlaRiSsiA

Advertisement

Remove ads