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[DRAFT] Hedgehog Blues

Postby Reznoviya » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:33 am

A Group advocating for a speedy blue hedgehog known as "The Cool Blue Society" wants their favorite hedgehog as a national icon in @@DENONYM@@ Culture, but their rivals who make up 3 united rivaled ideologies initaled the SHP, want to ban him and heavily favor the @@LEADER@@. they both approach the @@DENONYM@@ State Government for decision.

(Option 1) "the Hedgehog is a national hero." Says Cool Blue Society Member Chandler Kristen. "he needs to expand to @@NATION@@ stat, and don't listen to those meanies at the SHP!"
Result: Sonic the Hedgehog is a National icon in the nation.


(Option 2) "We don't need any annoying scum here." Says Ultra-Nationalistic and Patriotic SHP member Ivan Kudansk, who is singing the @@DENONYM@@ national anthem and a instrumental orchestral song called "Putting it on the Enemy" with hateful Patriotic SHP lyrics. "We need to not only ban him, but DEFACE AND DESECRATE hm at War Parades comrades!"
Result: Citizens and Soldiers desecrates the blue hedgehog in Military Parades hosted in @@CAPITAL CITY@@, @@NATION@@ weekly.


(Option 3) "Why don't we just ban the hedgehog but rent their unpopular side characters like a certain greedy cute lookiing anthro ferret from one of the hedgehog 's TV Shows?" Says SHP Socialist Pavel Kazynev, who has talked to his SHP allies about this decision. "all we need to do is redeem the ferret, and convert him into believing in the 3 United idealologies, and make him a national hero. There! All happy!"
Result: Dixon The Ferret capiivates Haters and Lovers alike, earning admiration from @@LEADER@@, and becoming a national hero in the process.
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Postby Trotterdam » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:27 pm

What.

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Postby USS Monitor » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:04 pm

Sorry, but this lacks verisimilitude.
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Postby Reznoviya » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:20 pm

USS Monitor wrote:Sorry, but this lacks verisimilitude.

I see... Which parts lack Verisimilitude?

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Postby Trotterdam » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:23 pm

All of it.

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Postby USS Monitor » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:35 pm

Yeah, the whole premise is just too off-the-wall.
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Postby Reznoviya » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:41 am

USS Monitor wrote:Yeah, the whole premise is just too off-the-wall.

I at least tried to make it about cartoon hedgehog either being accepted or shouted down

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Postby Kaschovia » Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:03 pm

Eeesh.

It is good that you had the courage to propose your idea, and there is nothing wrong with trying. But in future, take a bit more time to look through other issues to get a sense of what kind of content is expected and how ideas and premises are presented through other issues.

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Postby Outer Sparta » Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:21 pm

I have to agree with all the others. This isn't a workable issue premise, I'm afraid.
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Postby Reznoviya » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:07 am

Outer Sparta wrote:I have to agree with all the others. This isn't a workable issue premise, I'm afraid.

i was trying to. i was trying to do like that one guy did with harry potter being a best seller with his issue in a different way.
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Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:48 pm

Reznoviya wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:I have to agree with all the others. This isn't a workable issue premise, I'm afraid.

i was trying to. i was trying to do like that one guy did with harry potter being a best seller with his issue in a different way.

Yeah I don't know if this one can go anywhere.
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Postby Reznoviya » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:06 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:
Reznoviya wrote:i was trying to. i was trying to do like that one guy did with harry potter being a best seller with his issue in a different way.

Yeah I don't know if this one can go anywhere.

I understand.

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Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:19 am

And @@LEADER@@ cares because?
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Postby Reznoviya » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:07 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:And @@LEADER@@ cares because?

He cares because it is a cartoon and he/she must decide whether he/she likes/dislikes it or not.
There's a number of

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Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:46 pm

Reznoviya wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:And @@LEADER@@ cares because?

He cares because it is a cartoon and he/she must decide whether he/she likes/dislikes it or not.

And leader cares because?
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Postby Reznoviya » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:42 am

Australian rePublic wrote:
Reznoviya wrote:He cares because it is a cartoon and he/she must decide whether he/she likes/dislikes it or not.

And leader cares because?

its a decision he must make to satisfy the people

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Postby Trotterdam » Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:42 pm

This issue is bad. It will never work. Stop trying to defend it. This issue is bad.

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Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:16 pm

Reznoviya wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:And leader cares because?

its a decision he must make to satisfy the people

And leader cares because?
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Postby Reznoviya » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:06 pm

Trotterdam wrote:This issue is bad. It will never work. Stop trying to defend it. This issue is bad.


Wasn't trying to. Sadly I accidentally turned our australian friend here into a recorder on repeat.
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Jan 31, 2020 5:52 am

Reznoviya wrote:
Trotterdam wrote:This issue is bad. It will never work. Stop trying to defend it. This issue is bad.


Wasn't trying to. Sadly I accidentally turned our australian friend here into a recorder on repeat.


And Aussie Republic cares because?

;)
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Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:25 pm

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:
Reznoviya wrote:
Wasn't trying to. Sadly I accidentally turned our australian friend here into a recorder on repeat.


And Aussie Republic cares because?

;)

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