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Postby Albrenia » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:14 am

I've been told I'm funny but usually by extremely biased sources, so I don't know if I'm actually very funny at all.

My favourite kind of humour when I want a laugh is somewhat offensive but not mean-spirited. I don't like mean-spirited humour... although I do get some laughs out of watching stupid people trying to act cool fuck up hilariously.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:37 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Xmara wrote:Where's the rest of it?

It's not pg-13, so I cant tell it here.


Ooh, I know that one. They get to the gates of Heaven and Saint Peter asks them a question.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:45 am

Albrenia wrote:I've been told I'm funny but usually by extremely biased sources, so I don't know if I'm actually very funny at all.

My favourite kind of humour when I want a laugh is somewhat offensive but not mean-spirited. I don't like mean-spirited humour... although I do get some laughs out of watching stupid people trying to act cool fuck up hilariously.


I make race jokes all the time although it's nothing too edgy.

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Postby Asle Leopolka » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:29 am

Gormwood wrote:
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When sociopathy is mistaken for comedy.

Or the fact that people who are wound up like tops and take everything way too seriously are demonstrably less happy and more difficult to be around.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:13 am

Asle Leopolka wrote:
Gormwood wrote:When sociopathy is mistaken for comedy.

Or the fact that people who are wound up like tops and take everything way too seriously are demonstrably less happy and more difficult to be around.


A world without edgy humor is a boring one
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I've never actually seen any of Amy Schumer's material.
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Postby Aeritai » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:11 am

This is not a person, but I still find them unfunny.

TV Shows that have laugh tracks, looking at you Big Bang Theory.
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Postby Nuroblav » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:24 am

Aeritai wrote:This is not a person, but I still find them unfunny.

TV Shows that have laugh tracks, looking at you Big Bang Theory.

Fawlty Towers had them?

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Postby Nuroblav » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:25 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Xmara wrote:Where's the rest of it?

It's not pg-13, so I cant tell it here.

Was that the one on the end of a Vicar of Dibley episode once?

Definitely one of the funniest jokes I've heard.
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Postby Andsed » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:22 pm

Page wrote:I've never actually seen any of Amy Schumer's material.

I envy you. Most of the jokes are either stolen and told worse than the originals or are just plain awkward and not funny.
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Postby Nuroblav » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:48 pm

Andsed wrote:
Page wrote:I've never actually seen any of Amy Schumer's material.

I envy you. Most of the jokes are either stolen and told worse than the originals or are just plain awkward and not funny.

I didn't think I had heard of her so I looked up some of her jokes.

Can I just check, she's supposed to be a comedian, right?
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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:23 pm

Nuroblav wrote:
Aeritai wrote:This is not a person, but I still find them unfunny.

TV Shows that have laugh tracks, looking at you Big Bang Theory.

Fawlty Towers had them?

‘Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plains?'


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The Archregimancy wrote:Everyone answering 'me' as a joke has, perhaps with unintended irony, rather demonstrated the thread point.

I punch criminals in an attempt to end crime and have an murderous clown as my enemy, excuse me for not having a sense of humor.
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He was the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car talking about driving in the "loser lane" and how he was trying to buy a jerrycan but couldn't remember what it was called, right?
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Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:26 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
Asle Leopolka wrote:Yes - Amy Schumer.


Yeah, actually you're right. There is someone who doesn't make people laugh


Wrong. The actual answer is Kathy Griffin.
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Neutraligon wrote:
The Archregimancy wrote:Everyone answering 'me' as a joke has, perhaps with unintended irony, rather demonstrated the thread point.

I punch criminals in an attempt to end crime and have an murderous clown as my enemy, excuse me for not having a sense of humor.


You at least have a solid excuse.

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Postby Gormwood » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:18 am

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
Yeah, actually you're right. There is someone who doesn't make people laugh


Wrong. The actual answer is Kathy Griffin.

Someone is still triggered by the fake Trump head.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:21 am

Gormwood wrote:
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
Wrong. The actual answer is Kathy Griffin.

Someone is still triggered by the fake Trump head.

Nah she just isn't funny. There are plenty of funny females who hate trump, Tina Fey comes to mind, but kathy ain't one of them.
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Postby Gormwood » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:59 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gormwood wrote:Someone is still triggered by the fake Trump head.

Nah she just isn't funny. There are plenty of funny females who hate trump, Tina Fey comes to mind, but kathy ain't one of them.

As if any right-winger here would have known she existed if not for the photo.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:02 am

Gormwood wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Nah she just isn't funny. There are plenty of funny females who hate trump, Tina Fey comes to mind, but kathy ain't one of them.

As if any right-winger here would have known she existed if not for the photo.

I am a right winger and I know her.

I will even concede you use to be funny. And our politics are very different.

Edit: oh you mean kathy, you are probably right, but I knew her
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:06 am

Gormwood wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Nah she just isn't funny. There are plenty of funny females who hate trump, Tina Fey comes to mind, but kathy ain't one of them.

As if any right-winger here would have known she existed if not for the photo.

Kathy Griffin started doing standup in the 90s, had a supporting role in an NBC sitcom in the late 90s, had her own reality TV show for 5 years, released 6 Grammy-nominated comedy albums (and won in 2014), holds the Guinness World Record for most TV specials by a comedian, and participated in 2 USO tours.

But why should facts get in the way of your "Durrr, RiGhT wInGeRs ArE sToOpId RaCiSt InBrEd ReDnEcK hIcKs!" spiel?
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Postby Xmara » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:09 am

Gormwood wrote:
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
Wrong. The actual answer is Kathy Griffin.

Someone is still triggered by the fake Trump head.

I’m no Trump fan at all, but the fake head was pretty tasteless and inappropriate.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:21 am

Nuroblav wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:It's not pg-13, so I cant tell it here.

Was that the one on the end of a Vicar of Dibley episode once?

Definitely one of the funniest jokes I've heard.

Dunno. Never saw that
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