A recent independence referendum within Brancaland’s infamously rebellious province of Quaybeck has caused controversy. With a turn-out of less than 20%, the referendum has been considered null and void by the Brancalander parliament despite the vote supporting independence. As numerous nearby nations have announced their support for an independent Quaybeck, @@NAME@@’s neutrality in the matter has caused emissaries from both sides to give their side of the matter.
Option 1: "Please listen to our pleas!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, leader of the somewhat-shady Quaybecker Society of @@NAME@@. "History has shown us that this is the only possible way for our people to continue!". Ushering you off to the side, @@HE@@ offers you some money to look the other way when asked about the election's legitimacy, which looked oddly like the lubles used in Bigtopia.
Effect: People groups whom were oppressed centuries ago now fiercely campaign for independence.
Option 2: "Pleas? Hah!" retorts the Brancalander emissary, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "When we gave them compromise, they declined! And have you seen the turn-outs? 16%? For all we know, the only people who voted for them could be the Brasilistani immigrants! All of the people who didn't turn up could be fiercely anti-Quaybeck, for all we know!”
Effect: One person not turning up to a referendum results in it being considered null and void.
Option 3: "Maybe there's a compromise?" ponders your Minister of Compromise, @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@. Taking one swig each from the two cups of water she is holding, she continues "Maybe we recognise that the election was valid, but that Brancaland can do with it what it likes. This choice might be unpopular, but who knows what Brancaland's political landscape is like? I sure don't."
Effect: @@NAME@@ no longer questions referendums where a minority votes 100% for deportation to death camps.
Option 4: "Or we could just plead neutrality" responds @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Neutrality calmly and flatly. "Do we have to get involved with absolutely everything? You already know of the consequences of our attempt to influence Altaniqi politics or the backlash we were given when serving as a peacekeeper to prevent atrocities in the Meensda Breakup War. It would be better to let things take their natural path, without our involvement.”
Effect: Parents answer "Neutral" when asked by children about their favourite colour.
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