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In 1969, Three Guy's founder and CEO, Steven, began what is today his world-renowned business.
Steven's mother, Matthew, had always told him, "Raidas bad. Only 'onest money in this world is fenda money." Steven took this to heart, until he realised that his mother was actually the chief propagandist for XKI. Upon this realisation, Steven had to make a choice. Would he become a fenda like his mother always wanted him to, or would he become a raider?
In the end, the raider route won out.
Steven, with Guy 2 and 3, Nate and Will, became the founders of the new and original franchise Three Guys: Burger and Fries. Steven made it his life's mission to destroy that which had destroyed his mother: defending. And so this dream would be seen through.
on Steven. Three Guys was The Place to get a fresh, juicy region with all the toppings you could stuff
between fresh-baked WFEs. A third brother was born and, as their family grew, so did their business.
Hundreds of regions were tagged within the first few days.
Early in 2003, Steve and Will, together with the “Three Guys,” began offering franchise opportunities.
In just under 2 weeks, Three Guys Enterprises went on a raid with The Black Hawks.
The overwhelming mediocrity of Three Guys Enterprises made no news, but was pretty fun anyways.
Now, 50 years after Three Guys first opened, there are an insignificant amount of tags which I'm too lazy
to count. Three Guys continues to receive zero media attention and has grown a cult-like following
around the three centimeters I am standing in.
THREE GUYS FACTS:
Steven does fucking everything.
Rach has cooties.
There are no freezers in Three Guys locations, just cool people.