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Chill beats LLC
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Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

YL catches the AL doing something embarrassing

Postby Chill beats LLC » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:53 pm

Here's how it works:

Nation 1: "Ew, you might want to cover up." -Nation 1 leader | YL catches my leader watching the new episode of Pretty Princess Pals.
Nation 2: "It's okay man, I love that show!" -Nation 2 leader | Nation 2 leader is caught with his pants down, quite literally

i'll start, of course



Antoinette Guiteau, poster-girl at Chill Beats Radio, LLC is caught playing with a toy Millenium Falcon and making pew pew noises.
Chill beats Radio, LLC
A division of Earth Industries, LLC
a radio station extant beyond all known space and time, broadcasting chill vibes to every radio, every where. Led by DJ Doug, a Lovecraftian outer-god bent on playing relaxing beats.
Quotes| Radio News: Chill beats Radio, LLC player to publish collection of short stories | Iä! Iä! Chill beats Radio, LLC to throw Valentine celebration | Rainbow connection found, lovers, dreamers rejoice | Kermit the Frog to visit Chill beats Radio, LLC! | Servitors of DJ Doug visit Port of Rhodes, assaulted by peculiar entity utilising vocal warfare |[/color] RPs

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 191
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:41 am

"Nice toy! I want to play too!"




Doing something with his thing.....while also working

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Greater Victora
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Posts: 64
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:57 am

*clicks tongue* "Y'know, I cant say anything here without being a hypocrite...." - Phoenix Arcanum
You find a half-naked Arcanum chained to a bed with a sign around his neck saying 'DON'T RELEASE HIM. HE NEEDS BED REST. DOCTOR'S ORDERS. Arcanum appears to be swearing in a language you dont understand, although you are able to make out the phrases "Sleep is for the weak!" and "Evil never sleeps! So neither shall I!"
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Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran Empire is a FFT Interstellar Empire with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid combination of 40k and Doctor Who. No, the Empire isn't oppressively imperialist. No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.

NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9

Current Year: 2022 AD
=][= SUFFER NOT THE ENEMY TO LIVE =][=

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Chill beats LLC
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Posts: 245
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Chill beats LLC » Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:15 am

"Aw, what a qtπ! Get your rest, qtπ!" -Antoinette Guiteau, poster girl at Chill beats Radio, LLC


Antoinette is caught playing the sims, but her sim is married to one that looks an awful lot like Chris Hemsworth.
Chill beats Radio, LLC
A division of Earth Industries, LLC
a radio station extant beyond all known space and time, broadcasting chill vibes to every radio, every where. Led by DJ Doug, a Lovecraftian outer-god bent on playing relaxing beats.
Quotes| Radio News: Chill beats Radio, LLC player to publish collection of short stories | Iä! Iä! Chill beats Radio, LLC to throw Valentine celebration | Rainbow connection found, lovers, dreamers rejoice | Kermit the Frog to visit Chill beats Radio, LLC! | Servitors of DJ Doug visit Port of Rhodes, assaulted by peculiar entity utilising vocal warfare |[/color] RPs

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Khoronzon
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Posts: 147
Founded: Jul 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Khoronzon » Mon Dec 23, 2019 12:28 am

"...Huh. A dead actor from 300 years ago? I get that some people get attached to historical figures, but... Eh, you do you I guess."
  • Guardian Commissar Julius Ilyin

You find Narcissus sleeping in fetal position on a bean bag, surrounded by a few dozen sphinx cats, in the middle of the day. Two drones can be seen hovering around him, carrying water tanks and releasing vapour. As you approach, a third drone flies over to you. It has a screen attached underneath, on which "DO NOT DISTURB - PLEASE EXIT THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY - FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN FORCED REMOVAL" is displayed in large red-on-black lettering.
↯ ↯ ↯ THE DIVINE SUPREMACY OF KHORONZON ☭☭☭
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Figures
Culture
Cities
Military
World
"Gaze into what lies beyond. Behold its vast desolation, its seas of madness. Tell me if it pays any heed to what you think you deserve."

♚ ⚒ ВСЁ В ГОСУДАРСТВЕ - НИЧЕГО ВНЕ ГОСУДАРСТВА - НИЧЕГО ПРОТИВ ГОСУДАРСТВА ⚒ ♚
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Theocratic quasi-eusocial ethnostate of anthropophagic transhuman supremacists in the scarred, isolated wastelands of Siberia
Ruled by an all-powerful part-man, part-extrauniversal-larva, and part-artificial-superintelligence worshipped as a messianic demigod
With human civilisation falling into atrophy, the Supremacy bides its time to sweep it all away
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quirky compass meemay
Does Khoronzon represent my views?

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Mon Dec 23, 2019 12:33 am

"Alrightey then. I swear these freaks only get weirder every day!" -Matthieu Xv getting as far away as he can before saying the second sentence.


You Find Empereur-Roi Matthieu in a small hidden studio, making nude art of himself in the style of the Ancient Greeks. No one else, just art of himself. He calls to an imperial guard to remove you quickly before you can find out more.
Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:21 pm

/bump
Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Fuzzbuckets
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Posts: 43
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fuzzbuckets » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:26 pm

"Very well, very well...I may watch it from afar though. Classical nude art is such a rarity these days, especially when done with such exquisite style."
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She Might Be An Angel is stuffing her face with chocolate bon bons, some of which are smeared on her face, and watching Forrest Gump for the 89235729357th time, sobbing grossly.
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Ignis States
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Posts: 55
Founded: Jun 15, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Ignis States » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:25 pm

Fuzzbuckets wrote:"Very well, very well...I may watch it from afar though. Classical nude art is such a rarity these days, especially when done with such exquisite style."
--*--*--

She Might Be An Angel is stuffing her face with chocolate bon bons, some of which are smeared on her face, and watching Forrest Gump for the 89235729357th time, sobbing grossly.


"...Well. While I'm more of an All Quiet On the Western Front kind of person in terms of cinema-induced sobbing, this is certainly relatable."

Zen is discovered to be a slash fic writer, pairing together all sorts of characters from whatever books or series he reads. You discover this by seeing one of the stories on his computer just as he walks back into the room.
What happens when you cross anime powers and overpowered leaders with furries, all written by a bored Homestuck fan with too much time? Well, you get Ignis. A multiethnic, FT republic with both might and magic that let it conquer the entire Orion Arm.
A 7.6 (this is probably outdated but I can’t do the calculations rn) (Tier 9, Level 6, Type 9) according to this index.
Come to The Orion, we got C U L T U R E and F U R R I E S

Anime Recommendation of the Month: Kill la Kill. It’s good. Watch it.
IC Name: Roman Republic of the Orion. Or just “The Orion”. Current year is 2690

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Metcalfer2
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Posts: 494
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Metcalfer2 » Fri Dec 27, 2019 3:33 am

“Honestly you are a pretty good writer, and while I do have my reservations about your Black Manta/Red Skull fic I think you have real talent”-Kaiser William

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You come across a shirtless William midway through a Land Before Time Marathon while eating a wheel of Jarlsberg Cheese, “I feel like I really associate with both Spike and Petry honestly”.
IC: do not use the 2 in our name
I have now made a (relatively garbage) bio on my leader, more will be added on later.
Reading my old posts (especially from when I first started) is a cringe inducing horror fest.

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The Zravvisk
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Posts: 55
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Sun Dec 29, 2019 5:11 am

"Is this a custom of your species I'm not aware of? Would you mind teaching me more about it?"
-Valstrath Dragua

You find Valstrath hiding inside a book fort.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with condiments.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1198
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:38 pm

"That... That is actually adorable... I will leave you to what you are doing. Also, that is quite a lot of books there."
Mr. Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Premier of Zitravgrad

You find Miroslavsky cuddling a bunch of puppies and doggos... baby talk included.
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe -- not in IRL world. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, while other masks are those of police state and stratocracy. Sometimes, we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. On its way to cope with reality, the new Roaring Twenties arrives with aesthetics, drama and depression. | My feeling to F7 right now (with Miro) | Bunbun Feo I guess

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The Rapture Republic
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Posts: 624
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:51 pm

Zitravgrad wrote:"That... That is actually adorable... I will leave you to what you are doing. Also, that is quite a lot of books there."
Mr. Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Premier of Zitravgrad

You find Miroslavsky cuddling a bunch of puppies and doggos... baby talk included.

”This is normal behavior, I see folks do it all the time, when walking their pets at Acadia.”
-Chancellor John Mercer



You find John Mercer dead asleep but laying with a stuffed Big Daddy.
[|Rapture Tribune|] vonstein and mercer is kill. praise be to allah for this moment. sharia law will be officially instated.

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Greater Victora
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Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:45 am

*takes a picture* "What he doesn't know won't hurt him.... But in the event he does find out he'll sure hurt me." - Phoenix Arcanum


You are a guest at the Arx Arcanum and see Hana Belrose fastening a golden medalion with something written on it to Arcanum's usual choker. When Arcanum goes to take a shower he leaves the choker in the hallway (like a slob). Curiousity get's the better of you and you inspect the "medalion". The "medalion" turns out to be a metal dog tag inscribed 'Property of Hana Belrose'.
Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran Empire is a FFT Interstellar Empire with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid combination of 40k and Doctor Who. No, the Empire isn't oppressively imperialist. No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.

NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9

Current Year: 2022 AD
=][= SUFFER NOT THE ENEMY TO LIVE =][=

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The Zravvisk
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Posts: 55
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:10 am

"Don't tell me slavery exists here too. I thought this planet more civilized than that. Shame I can't actually do anything about it."
-Valstrath Dragua

Valstrath watching anime, taking copious notes, and cross referencing it with books.
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Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with condiments.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Pavonistade
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Posts: 2788
Founded: Jan 26, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Pavonistade » Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:38 am

“Don’t worry too much. I do like a little variety in the shows I watch too. I don’t watch too much anime myself, but perhaps we could compare notes on what we have?”
- President Calvin Elmore



You find Calvin Elmore binge-playing video games. The one he’s currently playing is Persona 5.
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Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -0.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.97
President: Calvin Elmore
Vice President: Otakta Sgriki
IIwiki | Glossary | I don't use NS stats
[NEWS] Pavonistadian researchers make breakthrough in Terahertz wave generation and modulation | Selective screening protocols in place amid coronavirus concerns | "The USA is the greatest threat to Pavonistadian security," states interior minister

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Fishy Apples
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Feb 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fishy Apples » Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:40 am

"So these are those 'vidya games' everyone is goin' on about? Neat. Could be worth watchin' ya to learn how ta bring them to Fishy Apples."



You journey to Fishy Apples to meet with Queen Jackie in a combination summit and pot luck (her idea), and partway through she falls asleep, begins drooling & snoring, and then muttering in her sleep that the casserole you brought tasted like camel puke...
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A member nation of The Bunny Fire.
The Bunny Fire - Where you are free to be yourself. We just ask that you
EAT THE CARROT.

A Tier 5, Level 7, Type 4 civilization, according to this index.
Fishy Apples is a mostly desert & mountainous nation largely populated by humans & mermaids that happens to be a capable mystical civilization known for our seafood and well... our apples & apple orchards.

We don't use NS Stats. And yes, before you ask, that IS our IC flag.

Nation Factbook (WIP)
Factbook for Queen Jackie IV (WIP)

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Gifftan
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Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gifftan » Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:19 am

"Well, that's rather disappointing, I worked hard cooking that... I even practiced at home..." -King Eric Meirion
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You see King Meirion dancing around his office to Tchaikovsky's 'Waltz of the Flowers'. You see an opium pipe on the desk, but the door closes before you can enquire further.
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Pavonistade
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Posts: 2788
Founded: Jan 26, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Pavonistade » Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:59 pm

"Hmm, he dances around like the flowers are free. It'd be a shame if it all goes up in smoke..."
- President Calvin Elmore, outside the office


You find Calvin Elmore in front of a laptop and stacks upon stacks of paperwork. He's trying to determine who would win in a fight between two anime characters.
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -0.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.97
President: Calvin Elmore
Vice President: Otakta Sgriki
IIwiki | Glossary | I don't use NS stats
[NEWS] Pavonistadian researchers make breakthrough in Terahertz wave generation and modulation | Selective screening protocols in place amid coronavirus concerns | "The USA is the greatest threat to Pavonistadian security," states interior minister

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Metcalfer2
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Posts: 494
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Metcalfer2 » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:45 am

“I’m mean there is significantly worse ways to use up your time, but seriously mate I’m about to write my own essay on why your conclusion is wrong, I’m not even familiar on both of these characters but I’m still going to go full hog into this debate”-Kaiser William.

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You come across William knitting a small pink sweater for the Mink (Weasel like animal) on his leg, looking up William tries to explain himself “I found a Mink in the Palaces garden, he seemed lonely so I have adopted him and decided to make this sweater for him, If you start shouting in Metcalfern he will fetch small animals for you to eat”.
IC: do not use the 2 in our name
I have now made a (relatively garbage) bio on my leader, more will be added on later.
Reading my old posts (especially from when I first started) is a cringe inducing horror fest.

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Confederate American SU
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Posts: 160
Founded: Aug 29, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Confederate American SU » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:48 am

"Awwwww! That's so cute! Can I pet the Minx?! Please! Pwetty please!" - Casey F. Pickett
(This is a difficult one. Pickett has no sense of shame.) You find Pickett being princess-carried by a tall, buxom black woman with a pink blush on his face.
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★☭Republic of Confederate American States and Syndicates☭★

★No, it is not the Confederate States of America. No, it's not the South either. SU stands for 'States and Unions'. The right acronym is RCAS. Please read the Factbook.★

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Alessandretta
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Apr 23, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Alessandretta » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:58 am

Raise an eyebrows.

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surprised in an s / m session with my harem of female assistants during a diplomatic trip.

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Gifftan
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Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gifftan » Sat Jan 04, 2020 5:25 am

"Well, I never... have these people any decency? I mean honestly..." -King Eric Meirion
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During a state visit you absent-mindedly walk into a room where you see a one-way mirror looking into your room, in front of which stands a camera. You see Meirion and an assistant looking over some 35mm film reels.

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Advancia-Sizzletown
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Posts: 20
Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Advancia-Sizzletown » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:40 am

"Uh, this is weird." ~King Juntism0 II

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You invited Juntism0 for a State Visit. While walking past the corridor, you hear a sound, and see Juntism0 French Kissing, and uh, doing stuff to a Anime Body Pillow of Azusa from K-On.
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I'm a Green Hoodie, don't mind me.

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The Sapmi
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Posts: 103
Founded: Nov 13, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Sapmi » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:44 am

Well...that is interesting...you do you.


Bjorn Handal, president of the Saami Commonwealth is found in a cupboard, clearly drunk.
News for March 2088:
International News: Growth of world market slowest since 2074 | European Federation announces complete unification to occur within the century | Hispaniola wins the 2088 World Cup, the first Carribean Nation to do so

Local News: Terrorist attack in Finnmark leads 84 dead, week of mourning instituted | Call for vote of no-confidence held off as Bjorn Handal's approval rate surges to 51%


The Rundown: The Saami Commonwealth is a nation located in Northern Scandinavia that declared independence in 2052. Factbooks are factual, most NationStates statistics are not

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