Northumbrian independence

[Xuloqoia]

You accused someone of being a fucking rapist.

Which is true.

You’ve yet to substantiate your claims, however, either in this thread or in Moderation.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

Which is true.

You’ve yet to substantiate your claims, however, either in this thread or in Moderation.

That's because the mods deleted all of his RMB posts.

[Kavagrad]

Considering monk's mentality on this forum I doubt he has enough money for a car, so that's what I used.

I'm too young to drive.

Imagine my shock.

[Skyhooked]

Ummm... maybe we should all return to peaceful and reasonable debates, where we discuss merits, pros and cons of Northumbrian independence concept? Okay, dudes?

[Bear Stearns]

If you do not leave peacefully we will force feed you baked beans and clam chowder, and pelt you with baseballs, as is the Yankee way.

And on what basis must I leave? My great-grandfather may have been a dirt-poor immigrant from what is now Lithuania, sure, but my grandfather, my father, my older brother, and I are thoroughly Americanized— and my father, my older brother, and I are upper class as well.

You aren't getting it.

Do your wear LL Bean boots when it snows? Do pronounce the "g" in words ending in -ing? Do you know how to play lawn bowling?

[Xuloqoia]

You’ve yet to substantiate your claims, however, either in this thread or in Moderation.

That's because the mods deleted all of his RMB posts.

You claimed to have Pastebin logs, did you not?

I'm too young to drive.

Imagine my shock.

Wouldn’t that place Munk’s age as less than... 16, if my memory serves me right?

[Cekoviu]

Ummm... maybe we should all return to peaceful and reasonable debates, where we discuss merits, pros and cons of Northumbrian independence concept? Before it's too late?

A reasonable debate and this subject are diametrically opposed. We cannot have both.

[Heloin]

Considering monk's mentality on this forum I doubt he has enough money for a car, so that's what I used.

The Metro has a slightly weird coverage area and there's quite a lot of hills since the region is mostly valley so if live in the more western parts of Tyneside or Wearside getting the bus is much easier. (And it doesn't go to Northumberland or Teeside at all, obviously)

Well, I'm learning about Busses in the Northwest of England at the very least. This thread has done something good.

You accused someone of being a fucking rapist.

I can say with confidence to anyone's face I have not intentionally raped or caused harm to anyone, in such a despicable manner.
Especially not my cousins, mother, father, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc.
I'm also a only child.

Did I get everything?

You don't need to be worrying matey. I don't think anyone believes a word of what Munk is saying.

[Kavagrad]

Ummm... maybe we should all return to peaceful and reasonable debates, where we discuss merits, pros and cons of Northumbrian independence concept? Before it's too late?

I think we passed the point of no return when accusations of incest and rape started getting thrown around. This one's a fucking write-off, mate. Abandon thread while you still can.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

That's because the mods deleted all of his RMB posts.

You claimed to have Pastebin logs, did you not?

Imagine my shock.

Wouldn’t that place Munk’s age as less than... 16, if my memory serves me right?

Turned out to not be in the Pastebins I was given.

[North German Realm]

You accused someone of being a fucking rapist.

I can say with confidence to anyone's face I have not intentionally raped or caused harm to anyone, in such a despicable manner.
Especially not my cousins, mother, father, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc.
I'm also a only child.

Did I get everything?

Honestly I don't think you even need to defend yourself. It's plainly obvious Munk's lying.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

The Metro has a slightly weird coverage area and there's quite a lot of hills since the region is mostly valley so if live in the more western parts of Tyneside or Wearside getting the bus is much easier. (And it doesn't go to Northumberland or Teeside at all, obviously)

Well, I'm learning about Busses in the Northwest of England at the very least. This thread has done something good.

I can say with confidence to anyone's face I have not intentionally raped or caused harm to anyone, in such a despicable manner.
Especially not my cousins, mother, father, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc.
I'm also a only child.

Did I get everything?

You don't need to be worrying matey. I don't think anyone believes a word of what Munk is saying.

Well, they should.

[Xuloqoia]

And on what basis must I leave? My great-grandfather may have been a dirt-poor immigrant from what is now Lithuania, sure, but my grandfather, my father, my older brother, and I are thoroughly Americanized— and my father, my older brother, and I are upper class as well.

You aren't getting it.

Do your wear LL Bean boots when it snows? Do pronounce the "g" in words ending in -ing? Do you know how to play lawn bowling?

No (not currently, anyway), yes, and yes (I’m not particularly adept at it, however), respectively.

[Bear Stearns]

On the basis that we'd all have fun.

"We" meaning white Protestant investment bankers?

Contrary to the stereotype, only a minority of us are actually rich. We are just barely wealthier than average as a group.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

I can say with confidence to anyone's face I have not intentionally raped or caused harm to anyone, in such a despicable manner.
Especially not my cousins, mother, father, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc.
I'm also a only child.

Did I get everything?

Honestly I don't think you even need to defend yourself. It's plainly obvious Munk's lying.

Why would I lie?

[Cekoviu]

Do pronounce the "g" in words ending in -ing?

Extraordinarily weird. Do you really say, for example, /ɛndɪŋg/?

Do you know how to play lawn bowling?

Hwæt?

[Bear Stearns]

You aren't getting it.

Do your wear LL Bean boots when it snows? Do pronounce the "g" in words ending in -ing? Do you know how to play lawn bowling?

No (not currently, anyway), yes, and yes (I’m not particularly adept at it, however), respectively.

Biggest crime. Deported.

[Cekoviu]

You claimed to have Pastebin logs, did you not?



Wouldn’t that place Munk’s age as less than... 16, if my memory serves me right?

Turned out to not be in the Pastebins I was given.

How odd. Nobody could've predicted that.

[The New California Republic]

I'm too young to drive.

Imagine my shock.

Honestly I don't think you even need to defend yourself. It's plainly obvious Munk's lying.

Why would I lie?

Character assassination.

[Philjia]

The Metro has a slightly weird coverage area and there's quite a lot of hills since the region is mostly valley so if live in the more western parts of Tyneside or Wearside getting the bus is much easier. (And it doesn't go to Northumberland or Teeside at all, obviously)

Well, I'm learning about Busses in the Northwest of England at the very least. This thread has done something good.

North East. North West is Cumbria.

[Kavagrad]

Well, I'm learning about Busses in the Northwest of England at the very least. This thread has done something good.

North East. North West is Cumbria.

Not sure it matters at this point, since this entire thread is based off of a premise that includes Edinburgh being a part of Northumbria

[Xuloqoia]

No (not currently, anyway), yes, and yes (I’m not particularly adept at it, however), respectively.

Biggest crime. Deported.

So I’m being forced from my home simply because I’m currently wearing the wrong brand of boots? What a preposterous scenario, Bear Stearns.

[Heloin]

Well, I'm learning about Busses in the Northwest of England at the very least. This thread has done something good.

North East. North West is Cumbria.

What are you talking about I said that...

*reads what I wrote*

Fuck... Stupid cardinal directions.

[Bear Stearns]

Do pronounce the "g" in words ending in -ing?

Extraordinarily weird. Do you really say, for example, /ɛndɪŋg/?

One's speech is usually a dead giveaway as to whether or not they are one of us.

Do you know how to play lawn bowling?

Hwæt?

Cultural practices worth fighting for.

[The New California Republic]

North East. North West is Cumbria.

Not sure it matters at this point, since this entire thread is based off of a premise that includes Edinburgh being a part of Northumbria

Which the OP still hasn't really tackled apart from with some dismissive handwaving.