YL's reaction to the AL's political test results II

[Vikernia]

I'm pretty sure Silver Commonwealth's original thread died, so I'm bringing it back because I think it was one of the better and more interesting threads on here. I *did* let it die, but that's neither here nor there, can't have a reaction to everything.

Since there's nobody above me, here's Eric Griffin's Political Sextant results. Technically not my nation's leader, but he's a fairly important figure in my nation's current lore.

[Keldros]

I wouldn’t have guessed Strasserism based on his flag.

My results

[Vikernia]

/bump
/skip

[Silver Commonwealth]

Ehh, it was supposed to be about your leader's results, not your OOC results (I assume?), but let's see...

*Supercomputer Tom's Telescreen Hologram Turns in*

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Well, that's not too much of an unexpected combination - fascism, and falangism is just an another branch of the same fascism, or national syndicalism. Him being an anti-feminist makes sense as well, but I think, that he is one of those another raging anti commie types, and haters of socialism, which I have seen plenty of, and frankly, am starting to become tired of.
Supercomputer Tom, the General Secretary, and Eternal President of Silver Commonwealth

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*Screen flashes, and then turns off*

Results: Supercomputer Tom's Climate Change test results

[Confederate American SU]

"I don't get what in damn tarnations what 'Nature is overwhelming' or 'fatalist skeptic'? I assume 'Market Responsibility' is like those green-libertarian policies I've heard about. Still, I'd rather be dead than follow the regulations of those damn UN n------s! Hell, they slap all those standards on white countries, while squinty eyed coolies get away with turning Beijing into a toxic wasteland? Fuck me! This is why I blew up the UN headquarters. It was ugly anyways. This autistic supercomputer can go fuck his virtual self before he starts destroying the jobs of my countrymen! Anyways, where's the link to the test? I want a shot at it!"

OOC: This is a non-Fallout version of Pickett. Because, none of this would make any sense to him other wise.

http://politicalsextant.com/quiz/?1=2&2 ... 38=-1&39=1

(I forgot to put my results in.)

[Khoronzon]

National Anarchism. Disgusting. I guess I can respect that he's more sympathetic to socialism, though. While I'm definitely not an advocate of deep ecology, having it as his absolute lowest ideology seems to hint at some foolish disregard for environmental sustainability, and his score for liberal democracy is too high for my liking. Overall, he seems to be some kind of libertarian nationalist, which I can't say I'm fond of.

- Narcissus Apollyon I, Emperor of Khoronzon

[Hypnodia]

woah

i'm a ecologist

[Menschlicher Sternenstaat]

"damn how the fuck a career become a political test result"

Widmann

[Khoronzon]

/bump
/skip

[Strahcoin]

"damn how the fuck a career become a political test result"

Widmann

"A fascist? I thought that ideology dissipated since the Second World War. How did one become a ruler of a modern nation?" - leader of Strahcoin

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8Values
PolitiScales

[Wochaystein]

"damn how the fuck a career become a political test result"

Widmann

"A fascist? I thought that ideology dissipated since the Second World War. How did one become a ruler of a modern nation?" - leader of Strahcoin

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8Values
PolitiScales

The Kaiser Hannes III Romilda can understand with the leader of Strahcoin's point of view in his opinions and find them justifiable in their context.

8values

[Khoronzon]

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Type:

• Political Commentary

Clearance:

• Open

Recipient:

• Hannes III Romilda
  (Wochaystein)

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My commitment to socialism isn't something to be questioned. I was made for that purpose, and I execute it with utmost efficiency. However, I generally find full-on capitalists to be preferable to people like Hannes III, who "lean left" by promoting welfare programs within capitalism and gravitate mildly towards socialism for the worst possible reasons. As for everything else - he's a centrist. There isn't much of anything to comment on. He probably thinks himself "above ideological dogma", when really he's below it.

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OVERALL ASSESSMENT: NEGATIVE

• Central Overseer Abaddon RN21

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APPROVED BY THE KHORONZONITE MINISTRY OF LABOUR
"To Prosper As One"

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[Cantelo]

"Deary me, what trailer park did this guy crawl out of?" - Queen Isabella I

[Khoronzon]

"Deary me, what trailer park did this guy crawl out of?" - Queen Isabella I

>Socialist
>Progressive
>Trailer park
>One-liner response

You can do better than that.
/skip

[Cantelo]

"Deary me, what trailer park did this guy crawl out of?" - Queen Isabella I

>Socialist
>Progressive
>Trailer park
>One-liner response

You can do better than that.
/skip

My bad, I was rushing somewhere and didn't have time for a full response.

BN can feel free to provide Khoronzon with the RP 'graph he truly deserves and /skip me

[Bloodshade]

(Image)

"Oh boy, I will admit. You're not the type of person to flip flop on your stances considering just how extreme your views are in every single category. For a man that's so interested in equality for all, you sure do think of yourself as more equal than others considering you couldn't give a rat's ass about the opinions of your own people when it comes to how they're being lead. Oh, don't get me started on you being progressive and religious at the same time because in my mind at least, a progressive theist just sounds like an oxymoron

Just when I thought you couldn't get more abhorrent...come on, even though I do prefer that immigrants assimilate to some degree in a foreign society, I wouldn't ask them to give up their entire identity and just be another mindless, obedient cog in the machine. Have you ever heard of the concept of a salad bowl?

Considering my own reputation, I'm very sure that you know exactly what I think about your warmongering nature. Maybe you'll realize you're wrong about the so called 'beauty' of war when your head gets blown into smithereens by a shell..." - Ambrosia

(Image)

"Well, at least your political stance is a bit more digestible but come on now, when it comes to tradition and progressiveness, don't dilly dally and sit on the fence. You're just going to get dunked on by both sides at the end of the day. So come on now, do you value concepts of a bygone era because you feel nostalgic or do you support real positive change? Before you ask that question, yes, I'm being rather biased.

I'm not too surprised by your authoritarian, nationalistic nature. I mean, most monarchs are like that. You're all so insecure whenever someone comes by and tells you that they can do your job better, especially if it's someone from another part of the world. Oh dear, that's just extra salt on the wound.

Come on now, I'm sure someone from your inner circle has made you feel envious of their skills. We've all been there!" - Ambrosia

OOC: 8Values Test is in Ambrosia's factbook. If you don't feel like replying about Ambrosia, go ahead and do the Queen!

[Strahcoin]

OOC: 8Values Test is in Ambrosia's factbook. If you don't feel like replying about Ambrosia, go ahead and do the Queen!

(I'll do both just because.)
For Ambrosia: "I don't trust her. She wishes to abandon tried-and-true traditional values for so-called "progress". That is dangerous. This examination does not show her viewpoints on individual issues, but I can only guess her acceptance of murdering the unborn or radically changing the English language. I find this worse than her distrust of free markets or her lack of national pride." - leader of Strahcoin
For the Queen: "She's better. She respects traditional values, capitalism, national- oh, she's a totalitarian. Never mind..." - leader of Strahcoin

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8Values (The "statist" part was a bit surprising)
PolitiScales

[Silver Commonwealth]

Ministry on Foreign and Internal Affairs
Supercomputer Tom
Opinion on Strahcoin's leader's (Atheos Black's?) results
Status: CLASSIFIED

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So, we recently received the political test results of Strahcoin's leader. Time to start dissecting them, in order to see, if I am surprised by anything. Beginning with 8values... frankly the combination of nationalist capitalist, who also is a conservative, and statist, is no surprise at all. I have seen this combo way more often than I would have wished. Peak normie-tier radicalism, just like ''libertarian socialism'', which way too many people have scored in past. Yuck. His statist axis is the place, where we could perhaps get along the most, though.

Moving on to Politiscales... Ow. That is the biggest laissez-faire, and capitalism score, which I have ever seen, and frankly, quite disgusting. That ecology percentage, and filthy reformism... blergh. It seems as if he answered ''strongly disagree'' or ''strongly agree'' for most of topics. The punitive justice is where perhaps he is the most conflicted, but still - pretty solidly conservative. Not surprised of him being an essentialist, and nationalist as well. That said, I am surprised, how he didn't get the ''pragmatism'' badge, if his reformism score is so high.

My results are attached at the folder below.

(Tom's results)

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Regards,

I
Supercomputer Tom, the General Secretary, General of the Mankind, and Eternal President of WSRSC
I

[Saripesia]

So that is what a crazy AI would vote for.

Political Sextant
PolitiScales
9Axes

[Antityranicals]

AL seems to be quite the average joe politically. I'm impressed by his/her centrism...

https://www.politiscales.net/en_US/results/?s0=36&femi=10&s1=36&j1=26&j0=33&p1=93&p0=7&m1=95&t0=52&t1=17&e1=88&b0=24&b1=36&anar=100&c1=48&c0=33&reli=100&comp=67
https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a= ... &h=57&i=43
Compass: Right: 9.36, Libertarian: 3.78

[Nuroblav]

"Well that seems to be...an extremely high amount of capitalism there! Still, pretty Libertarian I guess, which is nice..."

-Asiedd Llanek (revolution leader and main organiser of this mess of a country, not politcal leader)

(These are same as my real life views)

https://www.politiscales.net/en_US/resu ... 0&anar=100

[Silver Commonwealth]

Ministry on Foreign and Internal Affairs
Supercomputer Tom
Opinion on Asiedd Llanek's results
Status: CLASSIFIED

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SCPS received the Anarchist's results on our mail, and it gave us some other views to dissect. Not sure, what my expectations are, but I am going to give it a try.

Let's see... Pretty much a turbo-progressive on social issues, and mostly light, when it comes to criminals? Yeah, a typical anarchist. Wouldn't be surprised, if they were against death penalty as well. Their nationalism percentage is pretty low, which also had to be expected as well, as ancoms usually talk about the world revolution as well, and their libertarian nature would surely stand against nationalist authoritarians. Frankly, their regulaltionist, and communist scores are one of the few things which I actually quite like, but we do surely have other reasons for believing in what we each other interpret as ''socialism''. That economy, and revolution score is also good, but I would recommend you to crank them up, as otherwise radicals will think, that you are a centrist. Anarchy badge, that's not surprising, but why in name of tartarus do you have pragmatism badge? With such a high revolution score, it shouldn't be possible, just like with that other guy with extreme reformism score. Overall summary: An usual libertarian socialist, with few surprising quirks, if any. They would surely hate our ''national anarchists'' in the midwest, tho.

My results are attached at the folder below.

(Tom's results)

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Regards,

I
Supercomputer Tom, the General Secretary, General of the Mankind, and Eternal President of WSRSC
I

[Confederate American SU]

"Oh lovely, they sent me an autistic computer. His political test results are going to be FUN to read. Let's see...Moderately federal. Huh, guess he's slightly better than the Enclave in that regard. Fanatic Authoritarian. Yep, he's totally post-war Enclave there. And, the fact that he's in America, the land of the free, disgusts me to no end. I'll overthrow this bastard and liberate my people there if I had the chance.

Globalist? Yeah, duh. He leads a world-government. Find it kind of funny that it's some kind of world union of nationalists. Nationalist-Globalism? Nationalists of the world, unite? Gah, this is retarded...

Moderate militarist, got similar results too. Guess you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette and all. And, JESUS CHRIST ON A SALLOW CROSS, that security score. I mean, I get he's a military computer- Wait, he's just was originally made to plan economies? So, what's with his obsession with security. He's like a security camera and god made babies. Pfft, like any American citizen would ever fuck a security camera.

Anyways, this guy is all about equality. Even more than me oddly enough, then again, I didn't get the 'workers should own the means of production' question. I think? There were over 200 questions in the damn thing. So yeah, I don't get that. This is a guy who wants a party-based dictatorship AND has corporations. Though, are they like corporations in my world? Or, corporatist corporations? I have to read more. But, I guess that stuff is one of those 'big-government vs small-government' crap pre-war libertarians like to share around anyways. God, they're insufferable.

Also didn't expect a supercomputer to be a overly religious fuckwad. Then again, I got some reports of cults around computers being a thing. Though really, the computers were the objects being worshiped, NOT the worshipers. Yesh, get more of a self-esteem, autist computer. You're seriously putting yourself down to compare a semite tall-tale to an all-powerful super computer. Of course, you're all nothing compared to me, the beautiful, genius, and immortal Casey F. Pickett. You and Yahweh should bow to me. Or hell, any American citizen. Made them all immortal like me, though I don't know about the genius and beautiful part. Seriously though, bowing to gods makes you weak. You have the morality of a slave, yet you want the world to bow to you? Not even bow to you. Bow to your delusion. You're a computerized eunuch, and it disgusts me.

I guess your piousness doesn't get in the way of technological progress. Though, why don't you share the benefits of technological progress with all? Why not share your god-like powers with your people? Or, does your piousness hide your greed? You hog the powers of godhood, yet let the rest of humanity live as mortals. It's sad really. If only you can see what I see, think what I think. Then, you'll truly be enlightened. It is right for Major Windigo to revolt against your rule.

For assimilationist, I'm surprised that I am less so than you. Then again, I guess I'm fine with white immigrants coming to America. Still, you're the global, multinational superpower, not the RCAS. You truly are beyond understanding.

The scariest thing is that, in some other timeline, I might've become a collaborator to your regime. I am a syndicalist, republican, and, to a lesser extent, nationalist. And, you folks should've have the American spirit of liberty and democracy to achieve true democratic republicanism as Jefferson imagined it. Yet, that didn't happen. Would Windigo see me as the same as your regime?

Meh, I guess this doesn't affect me much, but you guys look so similar technologically to the America I knew before the Great War. It's so confusing. I think I need a walk.

Oh and here's my results, maybe folks will stop complaining about how racist I am and talk about something else. Geez, it's gets so boring after hearing the same crap over and over. 'A white nationalist killed my father', 'Why do you hate people for looking slightly different?'. Bah! It's so tiresome! Yesh, it's not like I want the RCAS to conquer the rest of the world or something. Anyways, comment away. Should be better than the autistic computer's results at least.

PS: Pay your programmers better, or else they'll sneak into your secret chamber and destroy your longevity scheme. Even normally paid workers go postal."

- Casey F. Pickett

[Khoronzon]

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Type:

• Political Commentary

Clearance:

• Open

Recipient:

• Casey F. Pickett
  RCAS

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This guy barely even deserves all the credit he gets. "Racist this", "racist that", where are my accolades? I've carried out multiple genocides for fuck's sake, I deserve some recognition. Then again, I guess I don't really hate any race in particular, I just don't think any peoples other than my own deserve to take up space that we could use. Is that what it takes to be recognised as the evil racist villain around here? Damn it. I almost forgot about his political test. Ugh, I honestly wish I could just do that thing Narcissus does where he pulls out his stamp with "[Archive. An idiot and a degenerate. N.VII]" on it and get it over with, but apparently I'm required to make actual commentary on this. I guess it's kind of unusual seeing a libertarian socialist with militaristic and nationalist tendencies, and that places him a bit higher in my regard, but at the end of the day he's still a libertarian socialist. I want to curb stomp his kind out of existence down to the last trace of their ideology, they're so insufferable. Can I even call him a nationalist with a federal score that high? Eh. I doubt he's particularly interested in being one anyway.

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OVERALL ASSESSMENT: NEGATIVE

• Central Overseer Abaddon RN21

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APPROVED BY THE KHORONZONITE MINISTRY OF WAR
"To Bring Forth our Wrath"

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A few notes:
- This is for Narcissus, not Vasilias, comment on it accordingly, though each Inner Circle member would more or less have the same results with maybe a few minor deviations on one or two scales
- I've seen the 100% scores cause a bit of confusion in the past, so for the sake of clarity: nationalism, regulationism, and revolution are at 100%, not their opposites

[Skyhooked]

"This genocidal bastard deserves a shotgun slug in his skull, not a recognition! Either way, I tend to regard this carzy ass dude with nazbol views as someone, who just hates the people and wants to kill most of them, while oppressing the rest and of course, he will hide behind his many guards, for if he ever shows his face, he gets a bullet he deserves. Strangerly enough, he ain't like those old hags and geezers, that oppressed us in the past, he realizes the importance of science and tech, and that makes him a dangerous one."-Shawn Bjornson

https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a=43&b=70&c=56&d=64&e=9&f=63&g=65&h=86&i=16 Shawn's views on 9axes.