Dunno if this is any good but here we go.
Draft 1.12
Title: Got Dictatorship?
The Issue: Recently, participants in pro-democratic revolutionary rallies have revealed through interrogation that they were influenced by propaganda and insurgents from the fiercely democratic United Federation.
Validity: Dictatorship, No Dissent
Option 1: "I knew that federation and its government were no good!" shouts your Minister of Propaganda, wearing a rather unappealing 'U.F.NO' shirt. "We can't trust anyone. We need to create an anti-Federation campaign and torture everyone we find working with them — or advocating against your glorious regime, for that matter."
[effect] comedians mocking democratic revolutionaries are beat with truncheons featuring @@LEADER@@'s head
Option 2: "The U.F. has the whole thing backwards!" suggests Vladimir Celli, your Minister of Espionage, currently put on hold trying to buy a new fridge. "We should be the ones tampering with their government! A little funding towards hacking voting booths here, a few insurgents of our own to create chaos and distrust there, and we'll have them begging for a revolution. Frankly we should have been doing this already, seeing as these pesky insurgents are simply part of the fundamental interconnectedness of all things belonging to us one day."
[effect] more life-threatening world leaders seem to endorse @@LEADER@@
Validity: Capitalist
Option 3a: "The United Federation may have a questionable reputation, but can we really be safe to assume that they are doing this?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, who you don't recall inviting and seems to have a suspiciously twangy accent. "I think it's far more likely that the communist East Lebatuck is doing this to help facilitate a rivalry between our two nations. And the best way to get even? Embrace the United Federation, of course! Open up trades with them, maybe begin supporting some of the public's opinions like advocating democracy... that'll teach those darned East Lebatuckese!"
[effect] enemies really are kept closer than allies
Validity: Communist
Option 3b: "The United Federation may have a questionable reputation, but can we really be safe to assume that they are doing this?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, who you don't recall inviting and seems to have a suspiciously twangy accent. "I think it's far more likely that those commies—I mean, our comrades, in East Lebatuck are doing this to help facilitate a rivalry between our two nations. And the best way to get even? Embrace the United Federation, of course! Open the economy up to public trading, maybe begin supporting some of the public's opinions like advocating democracy... that'll teach those darned East Lebatuckese!"
[effect] enemies really are kept closer than allies
Option 4: "I agree it's possible they may not have been working for the United Federation," suggests new age thinker and undercover reporter @@RANDOMNAME@@, showing you non-sanctioned pictures taken of interrogations. "My research suggests that brute-force interrogations just make people say what we want to hear, not the actual truth. We must stop this practice at once, and instead treat folks like these revolutionaries with kindness and respect, and show them how good a nation we really are. Then they'll tell the truth."
[effect] tea bags are given to secessionists
