Opposites Attract?
[desc]Socially conservative magazine editor @@RANDOMNAME@@ was accidentally married to fabulously popular drag queen Dee Licious after the editor's cat walked across @@HIS(1)@@ keyboard and Dee pushed the wrong button while attempting to send an email from a hectic dressing room.
validity: follow up to Marriage By Proxy Server for nations that don't allow divorce
[option]"I told you people would try to marry cats if we tolerated the gay agenda!" @@RANDOMNAME(1)@@ blubbers as @@HE(1)@@ storms into your office red-faced and scowling. "We need to stamp out this degeneracy! Ban cross-dressing, outlaw LGBT pride groups, and let me have this marriage annulled."
[effect]dancing around in sequins and make-up is the best way to end a bad marriage
[option]"I wasn't trying to marry a cat," retorts Dee Licious, who has just sashayed into your office in a brightly colored kimono. "The marriage registry needs to redesign their website so it's harder to get married by accident, and while you're at it, you should tell this bigot to stop publishing homophobic conspiracy theories. Homophobia is, like, sooooo last century."
[effect]online marriage forms are so complicated it's faster to have a traditional wedding
[option]"If you're married, then that means you are meant to be together," says a priest that has come to bless your office . "Destiny works in mysterious ways and it is not our place to question it. @@LEADER@@, when you outlawed divorce, you did not go far enough. You must also see to it that every marriage in @@NAME@@ is consummated!"
[effect]the government is keeping people busy
