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You hear a noise outside in the AN- what is it likely to be?

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Ther Sul Citzpacia
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You hear a noise outside in the AN- what is it likely to be?

Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:45 am

In RL- I just heard a sudden downpour as the heavens just opened and roared. Ooh! that'll do as a thread.

So, in the control panel you can normally hear the whirring and clicking as the clogs work their magic and churns out nation states for one and all. Then all of a sudden you hear the unmistakable sound of a grinding bad gear shift followed by the sound of a hubcap clanging and rolling along until it clattered to a halt. Then silenceonly broken by a woman's piercing scream.

so, what do you imagine happening outside in the AN?

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The Glass Oasis
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Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:21 am

Someone very loudly posting or making a thread on F7
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Postby The Auraverse » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:22 am

Slimes. Squelching about, as they do.

BN, use the Azure Syndicate.
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The African Emirates
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Postby The African Emirates » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:24 am

Probably a Nomad driving by.
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Postby Scientificum » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:25 am

A spaceship coming by too quickly.
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Corporate Bordello

Postby Drongonia » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:29 am

Probably some roaming tax man.
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Postby Communist Crimean Republic » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:39 am

A Protest

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Postby Skyhooked » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:45 am

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The African Emirates
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Postby The African Emirates » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:49 am

Some crazy Skyhooked equivalent to the Florida man creating a gun that also holds alcohol.
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Postby Yegla Islands » Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:15 am

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Postby Stanier » Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:29 am

Totally not magic comrade, what are you talking about?
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Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:01 am

Definitively not someone getting killed by the mafia.
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Postby Kaedijork » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:03 am

A monarchist inquisition.
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Memelandia Major
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Postby Memelandia Major » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:13 am

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Postby The African Emirates » Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:05 am

:D Shrek :D
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Postby Cybus1 » Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:33 am

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Postby Stanier » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:04 am

What you heard out there was probably the sounds of a Drakul being blown to shreds for your safety
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Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:13 am

Stanier wrote:What you heard out there was probably the sounds of a Drakul being blown to shreds for your safety

Mostly a Stanierian couple arguing over how to make a pizza or a pasta but it sounds like a Italian satanic ritual.

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Canto Monica
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Postby Canto Monica » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:15 am

a whale

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Postby Catsfern » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:17 am

probably just a dove, being a dove
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Postby -Astoria » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:18 am

Likely just bird noises.


Probably a local racing tournament burning tons of rubber.


BN: let's not have "it's furries", alright?
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Postby Goldgamia » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:20 am

The Rapture Republic wrote:
Stanier wrote:What you heard out there was probably the sounds of a Drakul being blown to shreds for your safety

Mostly a Stanierian couple arguing over how to make a pizza or a pasta but it sounds like an Italian satanic ritual.


Probably mostly protesting and conflict

AN: Protesting over the continuous increase in taxes?
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Postby The Chuck » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:20 am

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Postby Pretty Much God » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:21 am

-Astoria wrote:Likely just bird noises.


Probably a local racing tournament burning tons of rubber.


BN: let's not have "it's furries", alright?

A furry with something NSFW in its hands

Editing:
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Postby Cybus1 » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:21 am

The sound of recreational minigun firing at a firing range

AN: Angelic choirs
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