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One million weird/silly superpowers...

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Durzan
Envoy
 
Posts: 224
Founded: Dec 18, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

One million weird/silly superpowers...

Postby Durzan » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:50 pm

Alright, let’s try to list 1M weird or funny superpowers a hero or villain could have. You may only list 1 power per post; you cannot double post; and you cannot repeat a superpower that someone already said. Go!

1. Snapping your fingers causes a nearby random object to explode.
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Come at me Bro.

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Aimena
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Aimena » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:14 pm

2. The ability to exist within and as the 0th dimension, a point.

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Synne Industries
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Posts: 85
Founded: May 07, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Synne Industries » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:15 pm

3. The ability to trap someone in an enclosed space... but they can also use this ability to trap you
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⛭ Synne Industries ⛭

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Drongonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 11, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Drongonia » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:15 pm

4. The power to change your voice whenever you snap your fingers.
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The Republic of Drongonia
MT Democratic nation with strong focus on defence, rights and the economy. Compassionate conservatism, with investment into public services and respect to LGBT rights and personal freedom.
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Granluras
Minister
 
Posts: 2067
Founded: Feb 23, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Granluras » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:18 pm

Durzan wrote:Alright, let’s try to list 1M weird or funny superpowers a hero or villain could have. You may only list 1 power per post; you cannot double post; and you cannot repeat a superpower that someone already said. Go!

1. Snapping your fingers causes a nearby random object to explode.

Is this a JoJo reference?


5. Whenever Jon Voight urinates you can heal anyone from anything for two minutes
Iberian dictatorship which wants to be a true republic desperately.
New Jersey Republican who desperately wants to be in a Red State IRL.

None (:

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Rykil
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 410
Founded: Jan 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Rykil » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:18 pm

6. The power to see counters above everyone's head indicating every time they've said six.
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Always up for a good RP, primarily FT and FanT
Also looking for a good Lovecraftian RP
#CurbYourCarbonLife

Whatever Rykil is now

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."

I disown all posts before March 18th, 2019.

Trying to go to sleep at 3AM be like

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FNAFia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby FNAFia » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:19 pm

7. To REEEEEEE eternally

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Voxija
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:20 pm

8. To be able to pronounce any word you read.
IC pretitle: The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
✡️ Jewish. ✡️ Trying to learn French and failing. Secret pyromaniac?

my politics are confused and muddled
I actually have an IC historical reason for using this flag.
Being on mobile is a bad excuse for my factbooks looking bland.
I actually don't speak Basque. I just think it's a cool language.

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Auphelia
Minister
 
Posts: 2658
Founded: Jan 05, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auphelia » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:21 pm

9. To fit one million posts in a thread.
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★★★★☆
“Auphelia is one cold-hearted killer. Would recommend for all nations interested in Creative Torture. Make sure to give a large tip so you don’t get stuffed in the Microwave.”

— Asuriel S.

★★★☆☆
"I'm scared and kind of want to know more. Just don't tell her I gave her three stars. Please."

- Anonymous

★★★★★
"I'd call her insane, but after talking to her I can't pass that kind of judgement anymore. Would recommend for people who aren't afraid of insanity and a peek into the face of God."

- Midand P.

Kyrusia wrote:...This one. This one is clever. I like this one.


Charlia wrote:You, I like.

You're entertaining. And your signature makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the insiiii--

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The Empire of Palmyra
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 21, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Empire of Palmyra » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:22 pm

10. Invincibility but only when you have water in your mouth
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Synne Industries
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Posts: 85
Founded: May 07, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Synne Industries » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:29 pm

11. A very convoluted way of making everyone have high ping momentarily
About Us
Our Capital
NS stats
NS policies
Military
Fight me!
But I'm FFT!
Then perish!
⛭ Synne Industries ⛭

Your friendly neighborhood "PMT" arms dealer & war profiteer
☟ Handy Dandy unfinished url spacesaver ☟
Main Factbook

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 144
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:37 pm

12. Superhuman strength which scales directly off the length of your nosehairs. Every time they are cut, your strength returns to normal human levels.
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of bureaucratic pseudo-socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've got magic.


This nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Godular
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9651
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:43 pm

13. Superhuman typing speed.

On an iphone.

At three to four in the morning.

On weekends.

In March.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.45 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 182
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:17 pm

14. Time manipulation, but only every other Tuesday.
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I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

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City 8
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 06, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby City 8 » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:03 pm

15. The ability to predict someone’s thoughts, but you have to look exactly like Joesph Joestar and say your plans once you’ve completed them.
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Godular
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9651
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:43 pm

16. The ability to predict the future, but only in the form of blurting out a spoiler to the ending or major plot twist of any first-run movies.

But hey, this one comes with free drinks if you don't mind sponging them out of your shirt.
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RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.45 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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The Rapture Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 516
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:46 pm

17. The ability to make all your wishes come true but every time you make a wish, at random a person turns into a block of cheese.
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Godular
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9651
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:48 pm

19. Always choose the winning number when gambling, but only when you don't have money riding on it.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.45 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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The Glass Oasis
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Posts: 95
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:25 pm

20. You can time travel, at 100.947 milliseconds foward per 100 milliseconds.
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo (FFR), 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation! Self declared pioneer. the isnt always capital!
Year: 2569 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha
I like slime rancher, WHY ARE THERE BASICALLY NO SLIME RANCHER NATIONS, IVE SEEN so MANY KSP NATIONS.. sry for sig rant

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The Raven Technocracy
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Oct 20, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Raven Technocracy » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:31 pm

21. Summon and control cheese with your mind.
Name: The Raven Technate
Technocratic-Director James Abrasax
Q&A
Feel free to TG me! I'm quite friendly, and I especially love feedback on my factbooks, questions, or just general comments about my nation.
News:Technate expanding into new star systems, begins terraformation/colonization of barren worlds.

Factbooks updated with new and terrifying toys for the Technocratic Guard. Fungal Zombies, lightning swords, and much much more!

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Durzan
Envoy
 
Posts: 224
Founded: Dec 18, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Durzan » Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:15 am

22. The ability to lift anything, no matter how heavy, so long as it involves flour in its makup.
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Come at me Bro.


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Window Land
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Posts: 81
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:26 pm

24. the ability to make shoelaces come untied
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important

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Ayytaly
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 425
Founded: Feb 08, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ayytaly » Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:29 pm

25. ZA WARUDO on any day except Sunday
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