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You wake up in the AN, what is your reaction? (OOC)

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Antidawetid
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You wake up in the AN, what is your reaction? (OOC)

Postby Antidawetid » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:47 am

Imagine the following scenario: next morning you wake up and find yourself in the above nation. What is your reaction?


*continues to sleep due to above nation not existing*
Hello. It is me, Dùkzàjcā́, and I will dominate your life. For eternity.
This nation does not reflect my views. If it does yours, please immediately contact your mental doctor for an emergency appointment.

Traditional Chinese — master race

I wonder who voted other than “no” on my poll…

Hooray to the anniversary of my Discord server!

People complain about annoying teens. When I was a teen I did too and I always tried to act "better" than the "average" teen. But now I look back and think that if I had acted "normally" as they did I wouldn't be so sad today.

The United Kingdom of The British Isles wrote:Asphalt with extra cement flavouring.
Poll: Would you live under Antidawetid? | Discord server

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Scientificum
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Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:49 am

"...Darn."
-GD
The Corporate State of Scientificum
Random Thought of the Day: [NOT COMMUNIST]
We're in the process of retconning right now, but the guide factbook still helps.
Overview - GD Corp - News
DA NEWS: Snap elections held for National Assembly seats, all parties make gains - 2 high-ranking GD Corp employees reported to have contacted communist groups, investigations continue - Series of raids on communist bases over the week lead to month being called "Red October" by anti-GD Corp factions

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-Ocelot-
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby -Ocelot- » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:52 am

All hail science!
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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:53 am

'The heck...? Well, you could do worse...'


'Urg, who's breaking pots at three in the morning? I need my sleep!'
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≈⭐Federal Republic of Astoria⭐≈
To be, rather than to seem.

$LFD | Tech: MT/PMT/FanT | Year: 2019 | Theme: |
A 9.74 civilisation according to this index. | A class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.
Posts of win | g'night everybody | Thoughts about Astoria | Me | The Yuyencia files
- 'That theory was tested back in the '40s: toons can't kill people unless they've been completely corrupted.' - bystander
- Contrary to what some people may believe, humans do exist in Astoria, and measure up to about half of the population.
- The death penalty is a symptom of a culture of violence, not a solution to it. Change my mind.

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-Ocelot-
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby -Ocelot- » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:54 am

That's actually a pretty nice place
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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:55 am

-Ocelot- wrote:That's actually a pretty nice place

Please don't doublepost. I've edited my post since you ninja'd me.
/stillme
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≈⭐Federal Republic of Astoria⭐≈
To be, rather than to seem.

$LFD | Tech: MT/PMT/FanT | Year: 2019 | Theme: |
A 9.74 civilisation according to this index. | A class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.
Posts of win | g'night everybody | Thoughts about Astoria | Me | The Yuyencia files
- 'That theory was tested back in the '40s: toons can't kill people unless they've been completely corrupted.' - bystander
- Contrary to what some people may believe, humans do exist in Astoria, and measure up to about half of the population.
- The death penalty is a symptom of a culture of violence, not a solution to it. Change my mind.

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Indian Genius
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Indian Genius » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:56 am

I would look at the star sign of the flag, and then shoot a bullet right at the middle of the flag and declare war for kidnapping me.

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Antidawetid
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Antidawetid » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:58 am

“So I still can’t escape being woken up at 3 am…” *gets up* “…and the next thing I wake up to is a scam call!”
— [REDACTED]
Hello. It is me, Dùkzàjcā́, and I will dominate your life. For eternity.
This nation does not reflect my views. If it does yours, please immediately contact your mental doctor for an emergency appointment.

Traditional Chinese — master race

I wonder who voted other than “no” on my poll…

Hooray to the anniversary of my Discord server!

People complain about annoying teens. When I was a teen I did too and I always tried to act "better" than the "average" teen. But now I look back and think that if I had acted "normally" as they did I wouldn't be so sad today.

The United Kingdom of The British Isles wrote:Asphalt with extra cement flavouring.
Poll: Would you live under Antidawetid? | Discord server

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Costa Hermosa
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Founded: May 04, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Costa Hermosa » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:59 am

"...Alright, now where the hell my luxurious private limousine?!? I'll have you know, I paid a fortune for that!"

- The Right Honourable, El Presidente.
Please excuse me, while i try to optimise this signature, all relevant advice is welcome.

Costa Hermosa, proudly the literal definition of a Nanny state.


My 8values results.
I know exactly what I want to do today...
I'm also a fan of A Song Of Ice And Fire, Star Wars and the band Queen.
Avid supporter of Jim Browning.

After years of waiting, i can finally start learning Español, victory is at hand!

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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
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Postby -Astoria » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:55 am

Indian Genius wrote:I would look at the star sign of the flag, and then shoot a bullet right at the middle of the flag and declare war for kidnapping me.

With as much success as this guy.
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≈⭐Federal Republic of Astoria⭐≈
To be, rather than to seem.

$LFD | Tech: MT/PMT/FanT | Year: 2019 | Theme: |
A 9.74 civilisation according to this index. | A class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.
Posts of win | g'night everybody | Thoughts about Astoria | Me | The Yuyencia files
- 'That theory was tested back in the '40s: toons can't kill people unless they've been completely corrupted.' - bystander
- Contrary to what some people may believe, humans do exist in Astoria, and measure up to about half of the population.
- The death penalty is a symptom of a culture of violence, not a solution to it. Change my mind.

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The Glass Oasis
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Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Glass Oasis » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:05 am

*yawns very slightly* "wait. Where.. am I... hold on.. is NationStates real now? Am I in an alternate reality? Can I get to the Glass Oasis? The website still works, but now it's mainly Earth nations.."
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo (FFR), 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation! Self declared pioneer. the isnt always capital!
Year: 2569 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha
I like slime rancher, WHY ARE THERE BASICALLY NO SLIME RANCHER NATIONS, IVE SEEN so MANY KSP NATIONS.. sry for sig rant

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The Rapture Republic
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Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Rapture Republic » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:34 am

The Glass Oasis wrote:*yawns very slightly* "wait. Where.. am I... hold on.. is NationStates real now? Am I in an alternate reality? Can I get to the Glass Oasis? The website still works, but now it's mainly Earth nations.."

”What....What the heck are those things? Am I still on Earth, and how do I get out of here? I want to go back home. This place is too weird for me.”
-Moi

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Das Kaiserliche Vaterland
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Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Das Kaiserliche Vaterland » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:06 pm

“Dunno if I should feel annoyed or just inconvenienced about this.”
- Me
Das Kaiserreich des Kaiserlichen Vaterlandes
“Nobiscum deus.”
“A lazy police officer is more dangerous than a trained one.”

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Das Kaiserreich: Shipyard incident at Damborg, no fatalities, damage to both the vessel and the dry dock critical.

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Wochaystein
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Founded: May 06, 2018
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Wochaystein » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:34 pm

Das Kaiserliche Vaterland wrote:“Dunno if I should feel annoyed or just inconvenienced about this.”
- Me

"Oh it's in the middle of the war. Won't take long before someone bangs on my door and ask why I haven't donned my armor and marched."
Dieresis of Diarcesia
The Cities of the Holy Empire of Wochaystein
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The-Sith-Empire
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Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The-Sith-Empire » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:29 pm

"A talking ship that's an asshole, this will be fun, I wonder when this dream will end?"
"The Sith are masters of the Galaxy. No-one, not even the Jedi can surpass our power."-Darth Nox.
The Sith Empire is one of many Star Wars nations, it is based off the Sith Empire from the popular online RPG known as "Star Wars: The Old Republic", we are in no way connected to the Galactic Empire as seen in the original trilogy.
We must also inform you that we do not use NS-Stats, as we are a spacefaring nation that rules part of a galaxy, those stats would not mesh together with our lore.

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Pan-Asiatic States
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Posts: 3148
Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:46 pm

Welp time to see if I can use The Force to make a sandwich. No? Alright then.
PAN-ASIATIC STATES
Founder of The Srivijayan Consortium
NᴀᴛɪᴏɴSᴛᴀᴛᴇs' Mᴏsᴛ Mᴀᴊᴏʀɪᴛᴀʀɪᴀɴ Dᴇᴍᴏᴄʀᴀᴄʏ

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Godular
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Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:55 pm

"Where the fuck am I... OOO NOODLE HOUSE!"
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.45 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Gardavasque
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Founded: Nov 27, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Gardavasque » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:12 pm

Oh Toto. I don't think they're going to like us here.
I'm not interesting enough to have a signature.

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Pax Antidavetidica
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Founded: Sep 15, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Pax Antidavetidica » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:07 am

“Ok, so finally a decent place. But I can’t stay here for long.”
— [REDACTED]
I, Dùkzàjcā́, have now evolved into Zø̀ntʹenqā̌ Dùkzàjcā́, and taken over the universe. I am still dominating your life, forever.
Hail!
Antidawetid can into space!

This nation does not reflect my views. If it does yours, please immediately contact your mental doctor for an emergency appointment.

Trying to be more edgy.

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Yegla Islands
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Posts: 144
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:31 am

"f u g"
-Me
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of bureaucratic pseudo-socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've got magic.


This nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Pan-Asiatic States
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Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:56 am

Y E S
PAN-ASIATIC STATES
Founder of The Srivijayan Consortium
NᴀᴛɪᴏɴSᴛᴀᴛᴇs' Mᴏsᴛ Mᴀᴊᴏʀɪᴛᴀʀɪᴀɴ Dᴇᴍᴏᴄʀᴀᴄʏ

{_{__}_}
(☉_(-‿-)_⚆)

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Arandias
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Posts: 10
Founded: Sep 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arandias » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:59 am

" Oh well, When In Neo Manila"
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Partially inspired by the Third Odyssey mod for EU4, this nation is essentially a Byzantine successor state in South America that has fused together Ancient Greek Religion with Greek Orthodox Christianity. It mixes the aesthetic of Byzantium and Ancient Greece, with very open and liberal social values but with an Imperial Monarchy. NS stats are referenced but are not strictly followed to a T.

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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:01 am

"Well... I'll be darned! Everything about this place is so rich with culture and history! Too bad I didn't have my camera with me."
NSSCRA 8: #7 - Clarissa A. Star || #15 - Jolyn H. Ceeta || #31 - Gwen T. Allison || #63 - Marcus A. Ariel Baptiste

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 7 31/32
Valentijn called She: 35 1/3

If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! Add yours now! <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
NEWS: Valentine Z time-skipped to 2070. Colonised Mars, population at 9+ billion!

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Ignis States
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Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 15, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ignis States » Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:27 am

Valentine Z wrote:"Well... I'll be darned! Everything about this place is so rich with culture and history! Too bad I didn't have my camera with me."


“.....Huh. Neato! Not really into the politics of this place, but I’m definitely gonna have an easier life.”
Welcome to the Ignis States: A land of magic, technology, ki battles, and furries. Antienergy kamehamehas have never been so possible. I don’t use all NS stats, but I do use some. A 7.6 (Tier 9, Level 6, Type 7) according to this index.
Leader
Supreme Military Commander
Chief Military Researcher
These are all the important people
In other news, I found a good theme for the military.
Maybe I shoulda used a JoJo theme, though.

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