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Antidawetid
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Founded: Mar 30, 2018
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How AN people shower?

Postby Antidawetid » Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:05 pm

Based on the four-panel meme:
  1. How do we shower in (nation)?
  2. The same as you, (word "idiot" in the language)!
  3. First we get nice and wet,
  4. Then we (insert stereotype)
Apply to the above nation.
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Hello. There is no [REDACTED]. Only me, Dùkzàjcā́, and I will dominate your life. For eternity.
Come with me, and stay calm; I have a story for you
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This nation does not reflect my views. If it does yours, please immediately contact your mental doctor for an emergency appointment.

I can't be edgy. Why? Because I'm too nice for that.
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Kaedijork wrote:How do we shower in Antidawetid?
Same as you degenerate human scum
First we get nice and wet
Then g͏͚̣̻e̼̼̥͇̬-̧̺ ͚͈̰̥H̸̯̹̮ ̵̖̻̫̘̜È̻̱͙̘͇̟ ̖̩ ̟̘̕C̝͈̥̫͠ ̮̺̬̜́O͘ ̫̟̗M̘ ͎̯͔͎̠̗̫E͍̮̻͚̺͕͚͢ ̤̪͙S̳

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Deltia-
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Posts: 28
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Deltia- » Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:12 pm

1.How do we shower in Antidawetid?
2.The same as you, idiot!
3.First we get nice and wet,
4.Then we bow down to Dùkzàjcā́ or die
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Yegla Islands
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Posts: 129
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:48 pm

  1. How do we shower in Deltia?
  2. The same as you, commie!
  3. First we get nice and wet,
  4. Then we rub ourselves with libtard tears
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The Rapture Republic
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Posts: 496
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
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Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:49 pm

Yegla Islands wrote:
  1. How do we shower in Deltia?
  2. The same as you, commie!
  3. First we get nice and wet,
  4. Then we rub ourselves with libtard tears

How do we shower in Yegla?

Same as you, Capitalist Pigdog!

First we get nice and wet

Then we proceed to throw enemies of the revolution into magical fairy gulag.
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Antidawetid
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Founded: Mar 30, 2018
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Postby Antidawetid » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:05 pm

How do we shower in Rapture?
Same as you, moralist!
First we get nice and wet,
Then we step out, abduct you, replace the water with acid and push you in.
(appears in front of you)
Hello. There is no [REDACTED]. Only me, Dùkzàjcā́, and I will dominate your life. For eternity.
Come with me, and stay calm; I have a story for you
[INAUDIBLE]
This nation does not reflect my views. If it does yours, please immediately contact your mental doctor for an emergency appointment.

I can't be edgy. Why? Because I'm too nice for that.
(Thanks to Silver Commonwealth for inspiration)
Kaedijork wrote:How do we shower in Antidawetid?
Same as you degenerate human scum
First we get nice and wet
Then g͏͚̣̻e̼̼̥͇̬-̧̺ ͚͈̰̥H̸̯̹̮ ̵̖̻̫̘̜È̻̱͙̘͇̟ ̖̩ ̟̘̕C̝͈̥̫͠ ̮̺̬̜́O͘ ̫̟̗M̘ ͎̯͔͎̠̗̫E͍̮̻͚̺͕͚͢ ̤̪͙S̳

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TEST-Z100
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 04, 2019
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Postby TEST-Z100 » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:36 pm

How do we shower in TEST-Z100?
Same as you, inferior savage!
First we get nice and wet...
Then we invade your land, enslave your people, conscript your children into a military academy and genocide you in the event of dissent using your own descendants as foot soldiers for the operation.
Last edited by TEST-Z100 on Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Antidawetid
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Posts: 22
Founded: Mar 30, 2018
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Postby Antidawetid » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:40 pm

TEST-Z100 wrote:How do we shower in TEST-Z100?
Same as you, inferior savage!
First we get nice and wet...
Then we invade your land, enslave your people, conscript your children into a military academy and genocide you in the event of dissent using your own descendants as foot soldiers for the operation.

About me, not you.
/skip
(appears in front of you)
Hello. There is no [REDACTED]. Only me, Dùkzàjcā́, and I will dominate your life. For eternity.
Come with me, and stay calm; I have a story for you
[INAUDIBLE]
This nation does not reflect my views. If it does yours, please immediately contact your mental doctor for an emergency appointment.

I can't be edgy. Why? Because I'm too nice for that.
(Thanks to Silver Commonwealth for inspiration)
Kaedijork wrote:How do we shower in Antidawetid?
Same as you degenerate human scum
First we get nice and wet
Then g͏͚̣̻e̼̼̥͇̬-̧̺ ͚͈̰̥H̸̯̹̮ ̵̖̻̫̘̜È̻̱͙̘͇̟ ̖̩ ̟̘̕C̝͈̥̫͠ ̮̺̬̜́O͘ ̫̟̗M̘ ͎̯͔͎̠̗̫E͍̮̻͚̺͕͚͢ ̤̪͙S̳

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Pacomia
Senator
 
Posts: 4170
Founded: May 23, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Pacomia » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:45 pm

TEST-Z100 wrote:How do we shower in TEST-Z100?
Same as you, inferior savage!
First we get nice and wet...
Then we invade your land, enslave your people, conscript your children into a military academy and genocide you in the event of dissent using your own descendants as foot soldiers for the operation.

Going to take this opportunity to snag this easy one.

How do we shower in TEST-Z100?
Same as you, inferior savage!
First we get nice and wet...
Then we invade your land, enslave your people, conscript your children into a military academy and genocide you in the event of dissent using your own descendants as foot soldiers for the operation.


/skip, or not, i don't really care
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Antidawetid
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Founded: Mar 30, 2018
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Postby Antidawetid » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:53 pm

:( /stillme
(appears in front of you)
Hello. There is no [REDACTED]. Only me, Dùkzàjcā́, and I will dominate your life. For eternity.
Come with me, and stay calm; I have a story for you
[INAUDIBLE]
This nation does not reflect my views. If it does yours, please immediately contact your mental doctor for an emergency appointment.

I can't be edgy. Why? Because I'm too nice for that.
(Thanks to Silver Commonwealth for inspiration)
Kaedijork wrote:How do we shower in Antidawetid?
Same as you degenerate human scum
First we get nice and wet
Then g͏͚̣̻e̼̼̥͇̬-̧̺ ͚͈̰̥H̸̯̹̮ ̵̖̻̫̘̜È̻̱͙̘͇̟ ̖̩ ̟̘̕C̝͈̥̫͠ ̮̺̬̜́O͘ ̫̟̗M̘ ͎̯͔͎̠̗̫E͍̮̻͚̺͕͚͢ ̤̪͙S̳

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Minachia
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Posts: 410
Founded: Jan 01, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Minachia » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:59 pm

Let me fix this mess

How do we shower in Antidawetid?
Same as you, 笨人!
First we get nice and wet...
Then we take control of your people's minds and absorb you into an eternity of submission to Dùkzàjcā́.
Last edited by Minachia on Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Hansdeltania
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Posts: 832
Founded: May 17, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hansdeltania » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:05 pm

How do we shower in the Roman Empire?

Same as you, stultus!

First we get nice and wet...

And then we throw people to the lions.
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Cudiastan
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 30, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Cudiastan » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:09 pm

Minachia wrote:Let me fix this mess

How do we shower in Antidawetid?
Same as you, 笨人!
First we get nice and wet...
Then we take control of your people's minds and absorb you into an eternity of submission to Dùkzàjcā́.

How do we shower in Minachia?
Same as you ਬੇਵਕੂਫ
First we get nice and wet...
Then we Worship the emperor
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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Posts: 154
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
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Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:47 pm

How do we shower in Cudistan
Same as you idiot
First, we get nice and wet...
Then we put the crudest effort into it
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Geektopia
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Posts: 145
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
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Postby Geektopia » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:57 pm

How do we shower in Geektopia?
Same as you, Ofouva!
First, we get nice and wet
Then we throw absurd amounts of our currency all over the place.
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Dorson
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Founded: Jun 16, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dorson » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:00 pm

How do we shower in Dorson?
Same as you, Wanker!
First, we get nice and wet,
Then we get wetter because we love the sea!

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A m e n r i a
Minister
 
Posts: 2902
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby A m e n r i a » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:17 pm

Dorson wrote:How do we shower in Dorson?
Same as you, Wanker!
First, we get nice and wet,
Then we get wetter because we love the sea!


Do the AN, not yourself. In any case...

How do we shower in Dorson?
Same as you, Wanker!
First, we get nice and wet,
Then we get the dolphins!
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Dorson
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Founded: Jun 16, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dorson » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:21 pm

A m e n r i a wrote:
Dorson wrote:How do we shower in Dorson?
Same as you, Wanker!
First, we get nice and wet,
Then we get wetter because we love the sea!


Do the AN, not yourself. In any case...

How do we shower in Dorson?
Same as you, Wanker!
First, we get nice and wet,
Then we get the dolphins!

Apologies, Geektopia threw me off.

/skip

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UIS Leviathan
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Posts: 90
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:10 am

A m e n r i a wrote:
Dorson wrote:How do we shower in Dorson?
Same as you, Wanker!
First, we get nice and wet,
Then we get wetter because we love the sea!


Do the AN, not yourself. In any case...

How do we shower in Dorson?
Same as you, Wanker!
First, we get nice and wet,
Then we get the dolphins!

How do we shower in Amenria?
Same as you, 白痴!
First we get nice and m o i s t
Then we o p p r e s s c i v i l r i g h t s
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Drongonia
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Founded: Feb 11, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Drongonia » Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:13 am

How do we shower on the UIS Leviathan?
Same as you, idiot!
First, we get nice and wet,
Then we bathe in commie blood!
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Dorson
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Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 16, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dorson » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:50 pm

How do we bathe in Drongonia!
The same as you, идиот!
First, we get nice and wet,
Then we cossack dance while throwing money on ourselves!

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Comaland San Francisco
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Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 06, 2019
Anarchy

Postby Comaland San Francisco » Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:17 pm

  • How do we bathe in Dorson?
  • Same as you! Twat!
  • First we get nice and wet...
  • Then we forget to scrub it off because man! Those glowing corals are beautiful.

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City 8
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 06, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby City 8 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:50 pm

How do we bathe in Comaland?
Same as you idiots!
First we get nice and wet...
Then we use oils to- - THUD -

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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:31 pm

How do we shower in (nation)?
The same as you, idiot!
First we get nice and wet,
Then we (insert stereotype)


Please think of something other than "oh fursuits owo"
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A m e n r i a
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Father Knows Best State

Postby A m e n r i a » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:54 am

How do we shower in Astoria?
Same as you, idiot!
First,we get nice and wet
Then we apologize
Last edited by A m e n r i a on Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:54 am, edited 1 time in total.
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-Astoria
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Postby -Astoria » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:59 am

A m e n r i a wrote:First, we get nice and wet
Then we apologize

lmao :rofl:
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New defence arc: Add cartoon weapons of sheer destruction. (suggested by Valentine Z)
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