Smell:
Pungent, strong, burns the nostrils from its pure amount of spice
Look:
Krispy with a k, beautiful copper red, internal meat is white, peculiarly phallic
Taste:
Spicier than salted water (very spicy), not very sweet, flavorful, peppery
Texture:
Very oily, tender (high quality chicken), Xtra krispy (with an x and k)
Overall: 8/10
The Colonel's fiery creation was inspired by one of Nashville's most famous dishes. Featuring a perfect blend of spicy cayenne and smoked paprika, Nashville Hot is available in tenders, Chicken Littles™, and Extra Crispy™ chicken. Try it in a Nashville Hot basket today with your choice of Extra Crispy™ chicken or Extra Crispy™ tenders, mashed potatoes, biscuit, and pickles!
Editor's note: Eat it with consumption, the sauce is very oily. Be careful of the sauce spilling, I spilled it all over my car and I had to shake the mat outside. My cousin saw me doing this and came up to me. Now I don't know how much you know me, but I'm not a huge fan of my cousin Hugh. Kevin is alright I guess, he's the one who helped me talked to Veronica in high school so I do appreciate him for that. But sadly, this wasn't Kevin, it was Hugh. He came up to me and asked what I was doing, my head snapped up in shock but I tried to keep a calm face. He asked me what I was doing and I made up some excuse saying that I just came back from paintball and there was paint on my mat. He then asked what I was doing in a KFC parking lot. He had me there, not sure why I said that. I went home that evening distraught, confused on what to do about this situation I had found myself in. Hugh had caught me in a lie, that stupid bastard had gotten the better of me. Sarah always said I was too prideful and that I should let things like this go, but that bitch is six feet under now isn't she? That's what happens when you're pro-gun control I guess. Poor woman got robbed at gunpoint and couldn't defend herself, really a shame. So anyways, I went to Hugh's next morning and followed him to work, standard office job. I had my goal: get Hugh fired. Now, I don't know if you know Hugh's boss, but he's a real hardass, any little thing will tick him off. So, I devised a plan, I would give him a can of soda with a letter saying it was from Hugh. But what he didn't know was that I had shaken the can beforehand. I watched with throbbing intensity as Hugh's boss opened the can, spraying soda all over him! He called Hugh into his office and fired him, he walked out a fool. I had won, Hugh had lost. So yeah the chicken was pretty good.