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Stanier
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Posts: 290
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Corporate Bordello

How to AN

Postby Stanier » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:07 am

In this game you will describe, in easy numbered steps, how to become like the Above Nation! It can be the nation itself or the person behind the nation.

Example:
Nation 1:
How to Nation X:
1. Be non-existent.
2. Be an example.
3. Profit!

Nation 2:
How to Nation 1:
1. Be another example.
2. Be overtly generic.
3. Profit!

Extra step: Being unbearably simplistic when talking earns you extra points.


And remember, your last step should always be "Profit!", but you can change it at your leisure. Also you can add extra steps after you've written "Profit!" If you feel like you missed something important.
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm not being serious/I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016. (MT-but-not-the-present gang where?)
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks. Policies are a case-by-case, for example, the No Prisons one is fake news.
Slowly learning Italian
Hit me up on Discord! The tag as of now is: 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T 440#3703
NEWSFLASH: SING AIN'T A MAFIOSO NO MORE! READ THE FACTBOOKS PEOPLE!

Stanierian News Broadcasting: OOC: No computer, can't worldbuild.

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Valentian Elysium
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valentian Elysium » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:11 am

How to Stanier:
1. Have a very bamboozling and weird flag
2. Start a forum discussion thing
3. Profit!!
I like turtles

"For us humans, being forgotten is a much worse fate than death"
-Lora, Xenoblade Chronicles 2

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The South Falls
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12357
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The South Falls » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:13 am

How to VE:


1. Turtles
2. Potatoes
3. Religion
4. Profit!
This is an MT nation that reflects some of my beliefs, trade deals and debate always welcome! Call me TeaSF. A level 8, according to This Index.


Political Compass Results:

Economic: -6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.28
I make dumb jokes. I'm really serious about that.

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Free Arabian Nation
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Posts: 1759
Founded: May 02, 2018
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Free Arabian Nation » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:14 am

How to Stanier:

Step 1: Have the Japs invade you despite being in Europe
Step 2: Have the Japs, Spaghettis, and African-Stanierians fight in a civil war of mass genocide using gang violence and military violence after WW2.
Step 3: After the war is over, make sure you abolish all laws regarding corruption.
Step 4: Have another civil war revolving around gang violence
Step 5: Have the constant corruption, violence, and drugs keep your people stuck in the 1950s technologically, culturally and socially
Step 6: Get shot for mentioning the corruption and violence
Step 7: Profit

Ninja'd

AN: How to South Falls

Step 1: Take the best part of Scandinavian Democracies
Step 2: Put it on an Island in the middle of nowhere
Step 3: Multiply the population by 42
Step 4: Make sure that middle of nowhere Island has a Russaboo Empire and place your nation right next to it
Step 5: Profit!
Last edited by Free Arabian Nation on Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:19 am, edited 2 times in total.
العرب الأحرار
I don't use NS Stats
Baghdad Times: The Iranian Nationalist from Ahvaz proven wrong as war games show that "They can't stop all of us" is a terrible strategy and just leads to death... Typhoid to be "wiped out" by 1987, doctor claims... Indian Gov-in-Exile calls Abbas Ibn Arabiya "Dassm Eniuss", leading to confusion on both ends.

Open to RPs

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Catsfern
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:18 am

Step 1 be arabica
Step 2 unite Iraq and Saudi Arabia
Step 3 profit!
I use NS stats that applies to everyone no exceptions, for details telegram me or don't and NO we are not a nation of cats
WIP wiki here https://catsfern.fandom.com/wiki/Catsfern_Wiki
WIKI ALWAYS UPDATING!Most recent page: Miscellaneous
Details on "Scarlet Rain" have begun to leak
100 COPIES OF MY OWN NATIONS CARD! https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=240
Catsfernian Newspaper! (new edition every Sunday) https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ManJL2GJqw0N85HXxct3YvGIPlmr1d9h2unmWgcZZoY/edit?usp=sharing

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Neu Nederland
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jul 27, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Neu Nederland » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:19 am

How to FAN
1. Found your own nation in the disputed zone with blackjacks and hookers
2. Pull a 1st Boer War against invading Superpowers
3. ???
4. Profit!

AN: How to Catsfern
1. Have a neko nation but actually work on it
2. Profit

(Sorry for low effort, I swear I'll work on a better one next time)
Last edited by Neu Nederland on Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:24 am, edited 2 times in total.
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New Netherland || Nieuw Nederland
Representing the Dutch Empire in North America
Date: 29 March 1741

Current Mission: Profiting from war
Dagblad: New Netherland had a larger birthrate than migration rate for the first time in a hundred years! | 150 Dutch settlers killed in Ming Occupation of Batavia, Dutch armies promise to "return the favor tenfold" in Guangzhou. | Privateering in the Caribbeans "a clear and present danger", Janke politician suggests. | Treaty of Warsaw signed. The Commonwealth relinquishes Royal Prussia to Brandenburg, pays an equivalent of 150,000 złoty to the three powers. Anti-Polish Alliance dissolved after conclusion of the terms of the treaty.

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Nouveau Quebecois
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:21 am

How to Nederliche
1. Don't be Frievolk
2. Don't be Frievolk
3. Lose the battle of illinois
4. Don't even be mainland nederliche
5. Lack of profit
6. ugly leader
7. uglier borders
Last edited by Nouveau Quebecois on Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
====== Nouveau État Québécois ======
.= "Vive Montréal! Vive le Québec Libre! Vive notre Chrétienté!" =.

.= Factbooks WIP. NS stats have been accidentally strangled in the trunk of a 1968 Chevrolet Biscayne. =.
Le Journal de Montréal: "'God does exist, but not for those who die with clean swords.' Premier Cédric Lésage gives a fiery speech for our Catholic troops serving abroad."

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Of Herbshire
Envoy
 
Posts: 267
Founded: Nov 13, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Of Herbshire » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:22 am

Free Arabian Nation wrote:How to Stanier:

Step 1: Have the Japs invade you despite being in Europe
Step 2: Have the Japs, Spaghettis, and African-Stanierians fight in a civil war of mass genocide using gang violence and military violence after WW2.
Step 3: After the war is over, make sure you abolish all laws regarding corruption.
Step 4: Have another civil war revolving around gang violence
Step 5: Have the constant corruption, violence, and drugs keep your people stuck in the 1950s technologically, culturally and socially
Step 6: Get shot for mentioning the corruption and violence
Step 7: Profit

Ninja'd


How to FAN:

1: Install a dictatorship
2: Impose martial law
3: Launch a coup-de-état
4: Install an Emir
5: Impose Islamic Sharia law
6: Launch a counter coup-de-état
7: Install a president
8: Repeat step 6.
9: Profit!
A Commonwealth Realm of the United Kingdom, with King Constance I as Monarch.
Pro: United States, Palestine, Kosovo, Japan, China, South Korea, unity, democratic socialism, liberalism, peace, meritocracy.
Neutral: Israel, Iran, Russia, Ukraine, DPRK
Anti: Apartheid, Islamic State, dictatorships, anarchism, communism, terrorism, Nazism, Islamophobia

HBC NewsPeople's Front coalition officially disbanded, says Tories 	+-+ New Sterling state elections to be held today, 1,100,000 state residents eligible for vote - EC

Our Economy Stats [background=yellow]☭❁Labour❁☭

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Free Arabian Nation
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Posts: 1759
Founded: May 02, 2018
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Free Arabian Nation » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:25 am

Of Herbshire wrote:
Free Arabian Nation wrote:How to Stanier:

Step 1: Have the Japs invade you despite being in Europe
Step 2: Have the Japs, Spaghettis, and African-Stanierians fight in a civil war of mass genocide using gang violence and military violence after WW2.
Step 3: After the war is over, make sure you abolish all laws regarding corruption.
Step 4: Have another civil war revolving around gang violence
Step 5: Have the constant corruption, violence, and drugs keep your people stuck in the 1950s technologically, culturally and socially
Step 6: Get shot for mentioning the corruption and violence
Step 7: Profit

Ninja'd


How to FAN:

1: Install a dictatorship
2: Impose martial law
3: Launch a coup-de-état
4: Install an Emir
5: Impose Islamic Sharia law
6: Launch a counter coup-de-état
7: Install a president
8: Repeat step 6.
9: Profit!

What in the goddamn? Have you even read the tl;dr of my factbooks? Literally only two of these are right.

/skip
العرب الأحرار
I don't use NS Stats
Baghdad Times: The Iranian Nationalist from Ahvaz proven wrong as war games show that "They can't stop all of us" is a terrible strategy and just leads to death... Typhoid to be "wiped out" by 1987, doctor claims... Indian Gov-in-Exile calls Abbas Ibn Arabiya "Dassm Eniuss", leading to confusion on both ends.

Open to RPs

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Nouveau Quebecois
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:26 am

Of Herbshire wrote:
Free Arabian Nation wrote:How to Stanier:

Step 1: Have the Japs invade you despite being in Europe
Step 2: Have the Japs, Spaghettis, and African-Stanierians fight in a civil war of mass genocide using gang violence and military violence after WW2.
Step 3: After the war is over, make sure you abolish all laws regarding corruption.
Step 4: Have another civil war revolving around gang violence
Step 5: Have the constant corruption, violence, and drugs keep your people stuck in the 1950s technologically, culturally and socially
Step 6: Get shot for mentioning the corruption and violence
Step 7: Profit

Ninja'd


How to FAN:

1: Install a dictatorship
2: Impose martial law
3: Launch a coup-de-état
4: Install an Emir
5: Impose Islamic Sharia law
6: Launch a counter coup-de-état
7: Install a president
8: Repeat step 6.
9: Profit!

you got ninja'd hard
====== Nouveau État Québécois ======
.= "Vive Montréal! Vive le Québec Libre! Vive notre Chrétienté!" =.

.= Factbooks WIP. NS stats have been accidentally strangled in the trunk of a 1968 Chevrolet Biscayne. =.
Le Journal de Montréal: "'God does exist, but not for those who die with clean swords.' Premier Cédric Lésage gives a fiery speech for our Catholic troops serving abroad."

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Of Herbshire
Envoy
 
Posts: 267
Founded: Nov 13, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Of Herbshire » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:26 am

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:How to Nederliche
1. Don't be Frievolk
2. Don't be Frievolk
3. Lose the battle of illinois
4. Don't even be mainland nederliche
5. Lack of profit
6. ugly leader
7. uglier borders


How to NQ:

1: declare French as official language
2: import immigrants from metropolitan France
3: wage war with Canada
4: expand borders
5: destroy Ontario
6: invade Louisiana
7: Viva le Quebecois!
8: Profit!
Last edited by Of Herbshire on Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:29 am, edited 2 times in total.
A Commonwealth Realm of the United Kingdom, with King Constance I as Monarch.
Pro: United States, Palestine, Kosovo, Japan, China, South Korea, unity, democratic socialism, liberalism, peace, meritocracy.
Neutral: Israel, Iran, Russia, Ukraine, DPRK
Anti: Apartheid, Islamic State, dictatorships, anarchism, communism, terrorism, Nazism, Islamophobia

HBC NewsPeople's Front coalition officially disbanded, says Tories 	+-+ New Sterling state elections to be held today, 1,100,000 state residents eligible for vote - EC

Our Economy Stats [background=yellow]☭❁Labour❁☭

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Catsfern
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:31 am

How to Of Herbshire
Step 1 make a nation
Step 2 actually put effort into making it good
Step 3 stick around for nearly twice as long as me
Step 4 profit
Last edited by Catsfern on Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:32 am, edited 2 times in total.
I use NS stats that applies to everyone no exceptions, for details telegram me or don't and NO we are not a nation of cats
WIP wiki here https://catsfern.fandom.com/wiki/Catsfern_Wiki
WIKI ALWAYS UPDATING!Most recent page: Miscellaneous
Details on "Scarlet Rain" have begun to leak
100 COPIES OF MY OWN NATIONS CARD! https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=240
Catsfernian Newspaper! (new edition every Sunday) https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ManJL2GJqw0N85HXxct3YvGIPlmr1d9h2unmWgcZZoY/edit?usp=sharing

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Aydah
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jul 18, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aydah » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:42 am

1. have a make nation
2 neko
talk about vocal cords
5 have leeadr
5 kill people
6 it isn't profitabel
7 yeet yeet gimme them feet
Last edited by Aydah on Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:43 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Socialist Heronia
Attaché
 
Posts: 76
Founded: Mar 16, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Socialist Heronia » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:45 am

How to Aydah:
1. Start a random country in the middle of the Arabian Desert
2. Camels.
3. Profit!
Heronian Herald: Riots erupt in the streets of Terenci after a vote of no confidence to dissolve the increasingly corrupt People's Tribunal fails.

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The South Falls
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12357
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The South Falls » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:48 am

How to SH:

1. Soyuz
2. Nerishimij
3. Nukes
4. Profit!
This is an MT nation that reflects some of my beliefs, trade deals and debate always welcome! Call me TeaSF. A level 8, according to This Index.


Political Compass Results:

Economic: -6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.28
I make dumb jokes. I'm really serious about that.

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The Chuck
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1959
Founded: Apr 18, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby The Chuck » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:35 am

How to SF

1. Rip Demographics from Ace Combat
2. Use pictures of US military officers for edge leaders
3. Dedicate way to much time to armed forces
4. Profit!
I use NS Stats. - Yes, a majority of my people die at 25... (we lost YET another year!)
Sycar correctly guessed the rifles on my flag. As such, Sycar is the all knowing God of guns!
"An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject."
Just your friendly F7 Gun Nut and War Profiteer!
This gun nut is now 20! 1/5 of a Century old... damn...
Want to discuss guns and other stuff in a relaxed Discord? click here.
"I'm not a bad man but in certain situations I have to ask myself, "What would a bad man do?" -War Dogs
Pest Control
Quotes from others.

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 128
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:39 am

How to chuck:

1. Put Texas in the sea
2. Dump 2 billion fudds in it
3. Give each of them 200 guns and a recreational mcnuke
4. ???
5. Profit
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


Yes, this nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Socialist Heronia
Attaché
 
Posts: 76
Founded: Mar 16, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Socialist Heronia » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:43 am

How to Yegla:
1. Go to Siberia
2. Sovietify
3. Raise taxes to 200%
4. Nukes
5. Make Russian Hogwarts
6. ?????
7. Profit! Profit is for capitalists. (Joke courtesy of Hatsunia)
Last edited by Socialist Heronia on Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:50 am, edited 1 time in total.
Heronian Herald: Riots erupt in the streets of Terenci after a vote of no confidence to dissolve the increasingly corrupt People's Tribunal fails.

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Hatsunia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1274
Founded: Apr 26, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Hatsunia » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:47 am

How to Socialist Heronia

1. Take some islands in Indonesia
2. Add hammers and sickles
3. Profit! profit is for capitalists
Last edited by Hatsunia on Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:48 am, edited 1 time in total.
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初音国 - "The Land of the First Sound" | Capital: Miraito | Demonym: Hatsunese | Founded: -0692-08-31 | Constitution: 1868-08-31 | Population: 140,839,000 (ignore NS stats/policies)
Hatsunia's wiki page (complete) | Map of prefectures and cities | HASDA (space program) | Tropes | Q&A | National anthem | Civilization theme

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Valentine Z
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5284
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:10 pm

How to Hatsunia:

1) Think of Japan.
2) Don't think of anime too much.
3) Use RL photos.
4) Make awesome factbooks!
5) Be ultra friendly to people around you!
6) ???
7) Friendship!
NSSCRA 8: #7 - Clarissa Alanis Star || #15 - Jolyn Helen Ceeta || #31 - Gwen Tracer Allison || #63 - Marcus Alan Ariel Baptiste
Canonical NS Stats and Policies
For You ♥
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! Add yours now! <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. Hah!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
NEWS: Valentine Z time-skipped to 2070. Colonised Mars, population at 9+ billion!

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Valentian Elysium
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valentian Elysium » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:18 pm

How to Valentine Z:
1. Have pink everywhere
2. Have a tint of green somewhere
3. Embrace love
4. Make sure to let everyone know that this is a thing
5. Dab on dem hatrz
6. Profit!!!
Last edited by Valentian Elysium on Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I like turtles

"For us humans, being forgotten is a much worse fate than death"
-Lora, Xenoblade Chronicles 2

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Cybus1
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5420
Founded: Jul 08, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cybus1 » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:26 pm

How to Valentian Elysium:
1: Burn pyres
2: Love turtles
3: Love potatoes
4: Have a benevolent monarchy
5: Profit!

(Hope this is accurate. Your history is a bit scarce, so I couldn't do too much with that)
Disregard the one in my name. We don't use NS stats. Terms to use: Cybus, Cybusian, The Infinite Cybusian Empire.
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I have a Q&A now! Ask away!
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Valentian Elysium
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valentian Elysium » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:32 pm

How to Cybus1:
1. Learn Latin
2. Have a scary looking flag
3. Make 4-year-olds recite the national anthem by heart
4. Make condoms illegal
5. Make sex illegal just in case
6. Ban smoking
7. Become a member of PETA
8. Screw the judiciary
9. Get dem nukez
10. Make three quarters of deaths be disappearances
11. Have a government-sponsored black market
12. Profit!!!

Cybus1 wrote:(Hope this is accurate. Your history is a bit scarce, so I couldn't do too much with that)

Couldn't've done a better job myself [thumbs up]
Last edited by Valentian Elysium on Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I like turtles

"For us humans, being forgotten is a much worse fate than death"
-Lora, Xenoblade Chronicles 2

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Oceania-04032019
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 03, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Oceania-04032019 » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:43 pm

How to Valentian Elysium:
1. Make cannabis legal.
2. Make gay marriage legal.
3. Make everything legal.
4. Become a Monarchy.
5. Grow potatoes.
6. Profit!
Last edited by Oceania-04032019 on Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Big Brother is watching you.
(We don't use NS-stats except for our policies, see our Factbooks for our information.)

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Neu Nederland
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jul 27, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Neu Nederland » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:45 pm

How to Oceania:
1. Adopt the most vanilla dystopian future as your setting
2. Take the mantle of the most vanilla country in said dystopian setting
3. Don't add anything of value outside of what is canon
4. Profit. Somehow.
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New Netherland || Nieuw Nederland
Representing the Dutch Empire in North America
Date: 29 March 1741

Current Mission: Profiting from war
Dagblad: New Netherland had a larger birthrate than migration rate for the first time in a hundred years! | 150 Dutch settlers killed in Ming Occupation of Batavia, Dutch armies promise to "return the favor tenfold" in Guangzhou. | Privateering in the Caribbeans "a clear and present danger", Janke politician suggests. | Treaty of Warsaw signed. The Commonwealth relinquishes Royal Prussia to Brandenburg, pays an equivalent of 150,000 złoty to the three powers. Anti-Polish Alliance dissolved after conclusion of the terms of the treaty.

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