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Australian rePublic
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Wish for something stupid, get something stupid

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:47 am

BN wishes for something stupid. You, the genie, can't give them that, but you can give them something stupider

E.g.
Player 1: I wish for toilet paper
Player 2: I can't give you that, but I can give you toilet water

I'll start. Let's go:

I wish for a pet rock
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Palins
Envoy
 
Posts: 260
Founded: Aug 19, 2014
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Palins » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:53 pm

I can't give you that, but I can give you a pet landfill.

I wish for a pebble salad.

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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Glass Oasis » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:17 am

I can’t give you that, but I can give you a dirt burger.

I wish for h a m b u r g e r
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Grosscobra Reich
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Grosscobra Reich » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:20 am

Like most people say: "What you give, you get back". Period. :)
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer, Ein Cobra! SIEG HEIL!!! Treue oder Tod...

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The Glass Oasis
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Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Glass Oasis » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:20 am

Grosscobra Reich wrote:Like most people say: "What you give, you get back". Period. :)


you never wished for anything
do you also wish for h a m b u r g e r?
/skip
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:51 am

The Glass Oasis wrote:I can’t give you that, but I can give you a dirt burger.

I wish for h a m b u r g e r

I can't give you that, but I can give you chicken nuggets

I wish for a selfie with John Stamos, and for him to autograph the selfie
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Stiltball
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 104
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Stiltball » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:44 pm

you get selfies with all the john stamoses in the world and they all autograph their snaps


big brother to become popular again

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:56 pm

I'm sorry I can't give you that, but I can give the 24 hour live stream of "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here"

I wish for pie
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The Galaxy-Star Wars
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Galaxy-Star Wars » Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:36 pm

I can give you that, but I can also give you liver pie.

I wish for my own truck.
"Do or do not, there is no try."-Master Yoda

We are the New Galactic Republic. After the death of Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, the New Republic was formed to unite the galaxy under democratic rule and to also establish freedom and peace, the protectors of the New Republic are the Jedi Order, they are lead by Grand Master Luke Skywalker, the most powerful force user in the galaxy. It should be known that we aren't based on the new Star Wars trilogy, we follow the Expanded Universe lore.

We don't use NS-stats, it would be unusual considering the franchise we are based on.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Strahcoin » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:52 pm

The Galaxy-Star Wars wrote:I wish for my own truck.

I can't give you that, but I can give you your own trunk.

I wish for time.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

News/Stocks WIP

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Scorpio Spikal
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Scorpio Spikal » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:41 pm

Can't give you that, but I can give you black hole

I wish for a fat man
:kick abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
:ban 0123456789
Scorpio Spikal Federation - The Tropes
I just kicked the entire alphabet and all of the numbers from my Minecraft server.

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Communist Crimean Republic
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jul 19, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Communist Crimean Republic » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:45 pm

Can Do mate, but it's gonna explode (Oh, you meant a guy that's fat? No can do)

I wish for the USSR to be reborn

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 266
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:38 pm

Granted, but something got lost in translation and now we have a reborn Russian Empire.


I wish for a monarchist world
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Narland
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1125
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Anarchy

Postby Narland » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:54 pm

Alpes a Septentrionali imperium wrote:Granted, but something got lost in translation and now we have a reborn Russian Empire.


I wish for a monarchist world

You get a monarchist world where every monarchy is full of clones of Nigel Farage, Ron Paul, Irwin Schiff, Penn Gillette, Jesse Ventura and Lysander Spooner, and every monarch is Ivan the Terrible.

I wish for a pet comfort gorilla.
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GLDF
Envoy
 
Posts: 223
Founded: Aug 13, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby GLDF » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:57 pm

You get awful harambe spam.

I wish for the Republicans to win in 2020.
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4?

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Godular
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Posts: 10727
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:03 pm

I can't give you that, but I can ensure that the Iraqi Republican Guard take it instead.

I wish for summer vacation to last a couple more weeks.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 362
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:15 pm

Godular wrote:I can't give you that, but I can ensure that the Iraqi Republican Guard take it instead.

I wish for summer vacation to last a couple more weeks.

I can't give you that. But I can trick your mind into thinking it is the middle of summer vacation even when school starts now.

I wish everybody (friends and strangers) would compliment me when I glance at their direction.
A federal semi-presidential capitalist republic Yankeewank, earth-like dimension, cyberpunk with some elements of fantasy. Pop: 430 million
Young adult American male, thrash and power metalhead, a bit awkward at times
500 "posts", I'll do a political test
THE FEDERATED HEGEMONY OF THE GREATER REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 266
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:38 pm

I can’t give you that. But I can give you random strangers in black suits giving you what sounds like compliments in Russian.


I wish for the pain to stop.
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Communist Crimean Republic
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jul 19, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Communist Crimean Republic » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:56 am

I can give you that, but I'll intensify the pain by 100 instead.

I wish for the Abrams M1C2 to be standard issue military equipment already (So we can beat the Armata)

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Pacomia
Senator
 
Posts: 4811
Founded: May 23, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Pacomia » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:58 am

Can’t do that, but I can replace every tank in the army with a sculpture of J. J. Abrams.

I wish to exist.
This nation is based on (a slightly more extreme version of) my IRL opinions, and I answer issues accordingly.
Current accidental policies: No Sex
Results of political various tests I took meme awesome
Progressive capitalism gang

GLORY TO CASCADIA, NUCLEAR ENERGY IS A GOOD THING!
This user is a male.

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Little Tin Hat
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: Sep 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Little Tin Hat » Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:38 am

you become a petri dish containing things that have a more dynamic existance.



i wish for a keyboard

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Garden at 6th Mile Road
Diplomat
 
Posts: 520
Founded: Sep 20, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:41 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you a literal key-board. A circuitboard with a bunch of house keys on it. In order to type a letter, you need to twist the corresponding key.

I wish for snow in Singapore!
Factbooks | No NS Stats for this nation! | Theme Song 1 | Theme Song 2

Ruled by *takes a deep breath*
Holly Aceline De Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Van Haar Mooie Universum Aurora Symantha Vreugde Astrid Lavender Lexis Lilac Harmony Tsi. Marlie Nova Radiant Lapia Starlight.
• Self-proclaimed King of Forum 7, a.k.a. Forum 7 dweller that your mom warns you about. (Got inspiration from Folknoren).
• Favorite catchphrase: Nani the f**k, so many ninjas.
• A dimensional rift created from nuclear bombs..... or is it?
• Violently violated the Laws of Thermodynamics with shoddy writing.

Current Energy Level: SSCG(3)Σk = 1 [ k * ((SSCG(3) ↑TREE(3) g64)!) ] Joules,
g64 = Graham's Number, TREE(n) = TREE sequence, SSCG(n) = Friedman's SSCG function, n! = Factorial, and an b = Knuth's Up-Arrow Notation.

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Australian rePublic
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Posts: 20400
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:05 am

Firstly, there's nothing stupid about wanting snow.

Now that we've cleared that up:
Sorry, I can't give you that, but I can give you snow in Jahor Bahru

I wish for a jar of toilet water
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Empire of the Rzine
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Oct 11, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Empire of the Rzine » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:08 am

You get a jar of toilet water, but it’s expired.


I wish for Esperanto to be taught in schools.
Glory. Honor. Conquest. Remember Rzine.



I use NS stats most of the time, though there are exceptions. As the nation grows, so too will the factbook.

Economic Left/Right: 2.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 6.1

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Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7840
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:45 am

Empire of the Rzine wrote:You get a jar of toilet water, but it’s expired.


I wish for Esperanto to be taught in schools.

I can't give you that, but.... you get every single thing taught in Anglo-Saxon English, including Mathematics and the Sciences. Good luck! :P

I wish to be 10 foot tall!



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