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Wish for something stupid, get something stupid

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Wish for something stupid, get something stupid

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:47 am

BN wishes for something stupid. You, the genie, can't give them that, but you can give them something stupider

E.g.
Player 1: I wish for toilet paper
Player 2: I can't give you that, but I can give you toilet water

I'll start. Let's go:

I wish for a pet rock
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From Sydney, NSW. From Greek ancestry. Orthodox Christian
Why stylised as "rePublic"
16 Published Issues and 1 WA resolution
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Palins
Envoy
 
Posts: 228
Founded: Aug 19, 2014
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Palins » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:53 pm

I can't give you that, but I can give you a pet landfill.

I wish for a pebble salad.

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The Glass Oasis
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:17 am

I can’t give you that, but I can give you a dirt burger.

I wish for h a m b u r g e r
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of the Far Far Range, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher nation! Self declared pioneer. the is not capitalized!
Year: 2569 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 100 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If nothing stated in factbooks or forums, go by SR things if possible. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REAL LIFE, am I right! Ha,ha,hah..ha
I love slime rancher, WHY ARE THERE BASICALLY NO SLIME RANCHER NATIONS, IVE EVEN SEEN KSP NATIONS.. sorry for ranting in my sig

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Grosscobra Reich
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Posts: 21
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Grosscobra Reich » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:20 am

Like most people say: "What you give, you get back". Period. :)
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer, Ein Cobra! SIEG HEIL!!! Treue oder Tod...

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The Glass Oasis
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Posts: 50
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:20 am

Grosscobra Reich wrote:Like most people say: "What you give, you get back". Period. :)


you never wished for anything
do you also wish for h a m b u r g e r?
/skip
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of the Far Far Range, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher nation! Self declared pioneer. the is not capitalized!
Year: 2569 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 100 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If nothing stated in factbooks or forums, go by SR things if possible. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REAL LIFE, am I right! Ha,ha,hah..ha
I love slime rancher, WHY ARE THERE BASICALLY NO SLIME RANCHER NATIONS, IVE EVEN SEEN KSP NATIONS.. sorry for ranting in my sig

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:51 am

The Glass Oasis wrote:I can’t give you that, but I can give you a dirt burger.

I wish for h a m b u r g e r

I can't give you that, but I can give you chicken nuggets

I wish for a selfie with John Stamos, and for him to autograph the selfie
Disclaimer: In-Character posts are NOT a reflection of the real world Australian government, any government departments, or any Australian states or territories. I have no authority over real world government decisions.
This nation does not reflect my views, as I am trying to unlock banners
From Sydney, NSW. From Greek ancestry. Orthodox Christian
Why stylised as "rePublic"
16 Published Issues and 1 WA resolution
Please sign my petition to transport water across Australia (real life)
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Stiltball
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Stiltball » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:44 pm

you get selfies with all the john stamoses in the world and they all autograph their snaps


big brother to become popular again

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Australian rePublic
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Posts: 17021
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:56 pm

I'm sorry I can't give you that, but I can give the 24 hour live stream of "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here"

I wish for pie
Disclaimer: In-Character posts are NOT a reflection of the real world Australian government, any government departments, or any Australian states or territories. I have no authority over real world government decisions.
This nation does not reflect my views, as I am trying to unlock banners
From Sydney, NSW. From Greek ancestry. Orthodox Christian
Why stylised as "rePublic"
16 Published Issues and 1 WA resolution
Please sign my petition to transport water across Australia (real life)
Issue Ideas You Can Steal

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The Galaxy-Star Wars
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Galaxy-Star Wars » Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:36 pm

I can give you that, but I can also give you liver pie.

I wish for my own truck.
"Do or do not, there is no try."-Master Yoda
We don't use NS-stats, it should be obvious.

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Strahcoin
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Posts: 198
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Free-Market Paradise

Postby Strahcoin » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:52 pm

The Galaxy-Star Wars wrote:I wish for my own truck.

I can't give you that, but I can give you your own trunk.

I wish for time.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, freedom to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.

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Scorpio Spikal
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Scorpio Spikal » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:41 pm

Can't give you that, but I can give you black hole

I wish for a fat man
we don't use ns stats, thx
We're a capitalist-socialist somewhat liberal federal constitutional republic under the ruler of Jerald Harlan.
I strongly dislike rap. Also I have one foe: who is it?
Economy Spore Wiki page to prove we're (mostly) not socialist
Current OOC Condition: Common Cold (alliteration, isn't it)

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Communist Crimean Republic
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Posts: 15
Founded: Jul 19, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Communist Crimean Republic » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:45 pm

Can Do mate, but it's gonna explode (Oh, you meant a guy that's fat? No can do)

I wish for the USSR to be reborn

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Posts: 140
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:38 pm

Granted, but something got lost in translation and now we have a reborn Russian Empire.


I wish for a monarchist world
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Narland
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1030
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Anarchy

Postby Narland » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:54 pm

Alpes a Septentrionali imperium wrote:Granted, but something got lost in translation and now we have a reborn Russian Empire.


I wish for a monarchist world

You get a monarchist world where every monarchy is full of clones of Nigel Farage, Ron Paul, Irwin Schiff, Penn Gillette, Jesse Ventura and Lysander Spooner, and every monarch is Ivan the Terrible.

I wish for a pet comfort gorilla.
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GLDF
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 65
Founded: Aug 13, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby GLDF » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:57 pm

You get awful harambe spam.

I wish for the Republicans to win in 2020.
"Two pages in... and everybody is pretty much agreeing that "This is fucking stupid!"? Dear gods, NSG agreeing on something?! I SPOTTED A UNICORN!!" - Reploid Productions
"Probably also encourage the development of a weird toilet-attack fetish in the populace." - Neanderthaland

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Godular
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Posts: 9478
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:03 pm

I can't give you that, but I can ensure that the Iraqi Republican Guard take it instead.

I wish for summer vacation to last a couple more weeks.
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Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.45 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
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Aurevbush
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Posts: 314
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:15 pm

Godular wrote:I can't give you that, but I can ensure that the Iraqi Republican Guard take it instead.

I wish for summer vacation to last a couple more weeks.

I can't give you that. But I can trick your mind into thinking it is the middle of summer vacation even when school starts now.

I wish everybody (friends and strangers) would compliment me when I glance at their direction.
A federal semi-presidential capitalist republic Yankeewank, earth-like dimension, late MT/early PMT with teeny tiny elements of fantasy. Pop: 430 million
Young adult American male, thrash and power metalhead, UMich fan
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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Posts: 140
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:38 pm

I can’t give you that. But I can give you random strangers in black suits giving you what sounds like compliments in Russian.


I wish for the pain to stop.
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

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Communist Crimean Republic
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Jul 19, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Communist Crimean Republic » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:56 am

I can give you that, but I'll intensify the pain by 100 instead.

I wish for the Abrams M1C2 to be standard issue military equipment already (So we can beat the Armata)

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Pacomia
Minister
 
Posts: 3377
Founded: May 23, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Pacomia » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:58 am

Can’t do that, but I can replace every tank in the army with a sculpture of J. J. Abrams.

I wish to exist.
This nation is based on (a slightly more extreme version of) my IRL opinions, and I answer issues accordingly.
Current accidental policies: No Sex
Results of political various tests I took meme
Liriena wrote:anyone to the left of Pinochet: *exists*

right-wingers: wat about vuvuzelaaa lmao gottem
Both the far left and far right are equally insane.
GLORY TO CASCADIA I’m a socialist. it’s different from communism. NUCLEAR ENERGY IS A GOOD THING!
CURRENT HDI:0.85455 (similar to Slovakia) [color=#090]
Also known as Dollar Store Kowani_________#EternalLotharia2020

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Little Tin Hat
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Posts: 90
Founded: Sep 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Little Tin Hat » Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:38 am

you become a petri dish containing things that have a more dynamic existance.



i wish for a keyboard

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Garden at 6th Mile Road
Diplomat
 
Posts: 503
Founded: Sep 20, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:41 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you a literal key-board. A circuitboard with a bunch of house keys on it. In order to type a letter, you need to twist the corresponding key.

I wish for snow in Singapore!
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• Favorite catchphrase: Nani the f**k, so many ninjas.
• A dimensional rift created from nuclear bombs.
• Violently violated the Laws of Thermodynamics with shoddy writing.
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g64 = Graham's Number, TREE(n) = TREE sequence, SSCG(n) = Friedman's SSCG function, n! = Factorial, and an b = Knuth's Up-Arrow Notation.

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Australian rePublic
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Posts: 17021
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:05 am

Firstly, there's nothing stupid about wanting snow.

Now that we've cleared that up:
Sorry, I can't give you that, but I can give you snow in Jahor Bahru

I wish for a jar of toilet water
Disclaimer: In-Character posts are NOT a reflection of the real world Australian government, any government departments, or any Australian states or territories. I have no authority over real world government decisions.
This nation does not reflect my views, as I am trying to unlock banners
From Sydney, NSW. From Greek ancestry. Orthodox Christian
Why stylised as "rePublic"
16 Published Issues and 1 WA resolution
Please sign my petition to transport water across Australia (real life)
Issue Ideas You Can Steal

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Empire of the Rzine
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Oct 11, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Empire of the Rzine » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:08 am

You get a jar of toilet water, but it’s expired.


I wish for Esperanto to be taught in schools.
Glory. Honor. Conquest. Remember Rzine.



I use NS stats most of the time, though there are exceptions. As the nation grows, so too will the factbook.

Economic Left/Right: 2.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 6.1

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Valentine Z
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5284
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:45 am

Empire of the Rzine wrote:You get a jar of toilet water, but it’s expired.


I wish for Esperanto to be taught in schools.

I can't give you that, but.... you get every single thing taught in Anglo-Saxon English, including Mathematics and the Sciences. Good luck! :P

I wish to be 10 foot tall!
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