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Vaeruio
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Vaeruio » Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:30 pm

Yeets a Grannie down a river

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Castelia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 599
Founded: Sep 04, 2015
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Castelia » Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:43 pm

Vaeruio wrote:Yeets a Grannie down a river


the 2003 toyota corolla (all parts functional, never been in an accident, in good condition!) yeets Vaeruio for yeeting a granny who could potentially know the location of the secret of Szechuan sauce

but thanks to that, we got a contract for 2 more movies, so thank you
Proud member of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators. Amateur roleplayer. Just a random person who wants to have fun and feel alive.

I don't do nation factbooks because I'm an ADD-addled, OCD-afflicted perfectionist who keeps editing content to the point I just delete the factbook afterwards.

Disclaimer: My nation does not, in any way, represent my real life views. Nor does my choice of region of residence. I also don't use NS stats (sometimes). NSGP in a nutshell.

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Minister
 
Posts: 2492
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:31 pm

Vaeruio wrote:Yeets a Grannie down a river

*random gang declares war in the name of national bolshevism*
Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
Gagium wrote:*Attacks you*


1,820,000 GuP fans, led by an Infinity Gauntlet-wielding Yukari Akiyama cosplayer and armed with hundreds of thousands of World War II-era vehicles up to and including the Schwerer Gustav, fly into a rage, razing and burning New Orleans and several other major Gagian cities. No casualties are taken. Post losses.

A few guys with ak decimate your unlawful force
NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Gagium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1217
Founded: Apr 08, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Gagium » Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:36 pm

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
Gagium wrote:*Attacks you*


1,820,000 GuP fans, led by an Infinity Gauntlet-wielding Yukari Akiyama cosplayer and armed with hundreds of thousands of World War II-era vehicles up to and including the Schwerer Gustav, fly into a rage, razing and burning New Orleans and several other major Gagian cities. No casualties are taken. Post losses.

We steal your Infinity Gauntlet and use the time stone to undo all your damage, and then we use our modern weapons to destroy your weeb army. Unfortunately half our weebs commit suicide due to this
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Democratic Exodian Territories
Minister
 
Posts: 2338
Founded: Aug 29, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:41 pm

Gagium wrote:
Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
1,820,000 GuP fans, led by an Infinity Gauntlet-wielding Yukari Akiyama cosplayer and armed with hundreds of thousands of World War II-era vehicles up to and including the Schwerer Gustav, fly into a rage, razing and burning New Orleans and several other major Gagian cities. No casualties are taken. Post losses.

We steal your Infinity Gauntlet and use the time stone to undo all your damage, and then we use our modern weapons to destroy your weeb army. Unfortunately half our weebs commit suicide due to this


The act unifies every weeb across the planet to put into the war effort, thousands gather in Exodia for legitimate sensha-do, CQC, firearms, bushido/swordsmanship, and magic training, while a pro-weeb, anti-Gagian propaganda campaign is launched and a time-travel device begins to take shape, as well as another Infinity Gauntlet prototype.
A PMT island-archipelago nation with right-libertarian and neoconservative views and
an economy based on dank memes, aquaculture, and arms exports.
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(-_Q)
Only NS official Rank, Government, Economy stats used
FACTBOOKS ARE NOT CANON. Most forum posts are.
Founder of the Angel's Alliance.
"Dolphins don't have knees, hawks don't have thumbs, snakes don't have arms, Fascists don't have souls and Communists don't have brains." -myself
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Nouveau Quebecois
Envoy
 
Posts: 350
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:55 pm

Everyone who applies to join this will be spared my wrath
.==. Nouveau État Québécois .==.
.= Factbooks WIP. NS stats have been accidentally strangled in the trunk of a 1968 Chevrolet Biscayne. =.
.= Don't like our religious extremism? Maybe you'll think twice once your see the export rates on our free-market mining and energy industries. =.
Le Conseil de la Francosphère - The Francosphère Council: A coalition of states united behind the banner of French heritage.

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Minister
 
Posts: 2492
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:18 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:Everyone who applies to join this will be spared my wrath

France is weak and I'm proud to say we're 0% percent French.
NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Nouveau Quebecois
Envoy
 
Posts: 350
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:20 pm

The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:Everyone who applies to join this will be spared my wrath

France is weak and I'm proud to say we're 0% percent French.

you're lucky you are on that list and have a french population of 2.5 billion or else I would've banished you to the netherworld by now
.==. Nouveau État Québécois .==.
.= Factbooks WIP. NS stats have been accidentally strangled in the trunk of a 1968 Chevrolet Biscayne. =.
.= Don't like our religious extremism? Maybe you'll think twice once your see the export rates on our free-market mining and energy industries. =.
Le Conseil de la Francosphère - The Francosphère Council: A coalition of states united behind the banner of French heritage.

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Democratic Exodian Territories
Minister
 
Posts: 2338
Founded: Aug 29, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:22 pm

The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:Everyone who applies to join this will be spared my wrath

France is weak and I'm proud to say we're 0% percent French.

As a test, the weeb army sends an AMX-500 destructive baguette deployer, two Somua S35s, and two ARL-44s to TGLD’s capital and lets them wreak havoc.
A PMT island-archipelago nation with right-libertarian and neoconservative views and
an economy based on dank memes, aquaculture, and arms exports.
_[ ]_
(-_Q)
Only NS official Rank, Government, Economy stats used
FACTBOOKS ARE NOT CANON. Most forum posts are.
Founder of the Angel's Alliance.
"Dolphins don't have knees, hawks don't have thumbs, snakes don't have arms, Fascists don't have souls and Communists don't have brains." -myself
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Nouveau Quebecois
Envoy
 
Posts: 350
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:25 pm

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:France is weak and I'm proud to say we're 0% percent French.

As a test, the weeb army sends an AMX-500 destructive baguette deployer, two Somua S35s, and two ARL-44s to TGLD’s capital and lets them wreak havoc.

the french rise up against the weebs and fucking annihilates them because they aren't on the list of official french nations
.==. Nouveau État Québécois .==.
.= Factbooks WIP. NS stats have been accidentally strangled in the trunk of a 1968 Chevrolet Biscayne. =.
.= Don't like our religious extremism? Maybe you'll think twice once your see the export rates on our free-market mining and energy industries. =.
Le Conseil de la Francosphère - The Francosphère Council: A coalition of states united behind the banner of French heritage.

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Gagium
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Posts: 1217
Founded: Apr 08, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Gagium » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:30 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:
The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:France is weak and I'm proud to say we're 0% percent French.

you're lucky you are on that list and have a french population of 2.5 billion or else I would've banished you to the netherworld by now

2.5 billion sounds like a nice number to genocide..

We send a box of white flags for the frenchies to wave after we invade.
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Nouveau Quebecois
Envoy
 
Posts: 350
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:36 pm

Gagium wrote:
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:you're lucky you are on that list and have a french population of 2.5 billion or else I would've banished you to the netherworld by now

2.5 billion sounds like a nice number to genocide..

We send a box of white flags for the frenchies to wave after we invade.

are you challenging the french, old man?
.==. Nouveau État Québécois .==.
.= Factbooks WIP. NS stats have been accidentally strangled in the trunk of a 1968 Chevrolet Biscayne. =.
.= Don't like our religious extremism? Maybe you'll think twice once your see the export rates on our free-market mining and energy industries. =.
Le Conseil de la Francosphère - The Francosphère Council: A coalition of states united behind the banner of French heritage.

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Democratic Exodian Territories
Minister
 
Posts: 2338
Founded: Aug 29, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:47 pm

Gagium wrote:
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:you're lucky you are on that list and have a french population of 2.5 billion or else I would've banished you to the netherworld by now

2.5 billion sounds like a nice number to genocide..

We send a box of white flags for the frenchies to wave after we invade.


Didn’t you come from the French?
A PMT island-archipelago nation with right-libertarian and neoconservative views and
an economy based on dank memes, aquaculture, and arms exports.
_[ ]_
(-_Q)
Only NS official Rank, Government, Economy stats used
FACTBOOKS ARE NOT CANON. Most forum posts are.
Founder of the Angel's Alliance.
"Dolphins don't have knees, hawks don't have thumbs, snakes don't have arms, Fascists don't have souls and Communists don't have brains." -myself
RBC News Channel, brought to you by Sapphire Systems Ltd:
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Polish Prussian Commonwealth
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1445
Founded: Oct 30, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:02 pm

Prussia-Poland snaps everyone besides Gagium and Exodia out of existence with the infinity gauntlet.
Peace theme
War theme

We may not count her armies, we may not see her King;
Her fortress is a faithful heart, her pride is suffering;
And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase
And her ways are ways of gentleness, and all her paths are peace.

"Out of doubt, out of dark, to the day's rising
he rode singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
Hope he rekindled, and in hope ended;
over death, over dread, over doom lifted
out of loss, out of life, unto long glory."



My canon is currently in a state of constant flux. Please do not take anything that I say as set in stone.

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Democratic Exodian Territories
Minister
 
Posts: 2338
Founded: Aug 29, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:08 pm

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:Prussia-Poland snaps everyone besides Gagium and Exodia out of existence with the infinity gauntlet.


you magnificent, wonderful, amazing son of a fucking bitch, you damn stupendous bastard

Welcome to the dumpster fire
A PMT island-archipelago nation with right-libertarian and neoconservative views and
an economy based on dank memes, aquaculture, and arms exports.
_[ ]_
(-_Q)
Only NS official Rank, Government, Economy stats used
FACTBOOKS ARE NOT CANON. Most forum posts are.
Founder of the Angel's Alliance.
"Dolphins don't have knees, hawks don't have thumbs, snakes don't have arms, Fascists don't have souls and Communists don't have brains." -myself
RBC News Channel, brought to you by Sapphire Systems Ltd:
| Embargo on France hits stocks hard, NaCom average down 47% |  Neoclassicist series of romantic paintings The Merchant and the Peasant, The Meeting, The Romance, and The Affair, sold for $28 million each at auction |

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Minister
 
Posts: 2492
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:15 pm

Nouveau Quebecois wrote:
The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:France is weak and I'm proud to say we're 0% percent French.

you're lucky you are on that list and have a french population of 2.5 billion or else I would've banished you to the netherworld by now

I have a french population of zero. TBP has a revolution and destroys itself.
Nouveau Quebecois wrote:
Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:As a test, the weeb army sends an AMX-500 destructive baguette deployer, two Somua S35s, and two ARL-44s to TGLD’s capital and lets them wreak havoc.

the french rise up against the weebs and fucking annihilates them because they aren't on the list of official french nations

America and Russia are puppeted to destroy France, anime, and Chinese cartoon Marx.
NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Minister
 
Posts: 2492
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:16 pm

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:Prussia-Poland snaps everyone besides Gagium and Exodia out of existence with the infinity gauntlet.

It got poisoned so it snaps everything but the city. Keep the rp within its boundaries.
NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Gagium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1217
Founded: Apr 08, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Gagium » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:16 pm

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
Gagium wrote:2.5 billion sounds like a nice number to genocide..

We send a box of white flags for the frenchies to wave after we invade.


Didn’t you come from the French?

DiDn’T hUmanS cOmE frOm mOnkEyS?

We use the infinity gauntlet we stole to un-affiliate ourselves from the French fries
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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Minister
 
Posts: 2492
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:19 pm

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:Prussia-Poland snaps everyone besides Gagium and Exodia out of existence with the infinity gauntlet.


you magnificent, wonderful, amazing son of a fucking bitch, you damn stupendous bastard

Welcome to the dumpster fire

:clap:
Gagium wrote:
Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
Didn’t you come from the French?
DiDn’T hUmanS cOmE frOm mOnkEyS?
volution is an invention of the cultural Marxists.DiDn’T hUmanS cOmE frOm mOnkEyS?[/quote]

Novo qebec or whatever remove me from your factbook.
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NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Gagium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1217
Founded: Apr 08, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Gagium » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:20 pm

The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:
Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
you magnificent, wonderful, amazing son of a fucking bitch, you damn stupendous bastard

Welcome to the dumpster fire

:clap:
Gagium wrote:DiDn’T hUmanS cOmE frOm mOnkEyS?
volution is an invention of the cultural Marxists.
And that’s a fact!
Wait...it isn’t? Lemme just..
*Snap*
It is now
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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Minister
 
Posts: 2492
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:24 pm

Gagium wrote:
The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote: :clap:
volution is an invention of the cultural Marxists.
And that’s a fact!
Wait...it isn’t? Lemme just..
*Snap*
It is now

OOOOC: IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE EVOLUTION IS FAKE ASK ANYONE WITH MORE QUALIFICATION THAN YOU THEY'LL TELL YOU IT ISN'T. ONE OF MY RL FRIENDS SUFFERS FROM DENIAL OF FACTS AND MAY BELIEVE THIS.
NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Democratic Exodian Territories
Minister
 
Posts: 2338
Founded: Aug 29, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:28 pm

The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:
Gagium wrote:volution is an invention of the cultural Marxists.
And that’s a fact!
Wait...it isn’t? Lemme just..
*Snap*
It is now

OOOOC: IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE EVOLUTION IS FAKE ASK ANYONE WITH MORE QUALIFICATION THAN YOU THEY'LL TELL YOU IT ISN'T. ONE OF MY RL FRIENDS SUFFERS FROM DENIAL OF FACTS AND MAY BELIEVE THIS.

Jeez, calm down. Hold your horses, cowboy.
A PMT island-archipelago nation with right-libertarian and neoconservative views and
an economy based on dank memes, aquaculture, and arms exports.
_[ ]_
(-_Q)
Only NS official Rank, Government, Economy stats used
FACTBOOKS ARE NOT CANON. Most forum posts are.
Founder of the Angel's Alliance.
"Dolphins don't have knees, hawks don't have thumbs, snakes don't have arms, Fascists don't have souls and Communists don't have brains." -myself
RBC News Channel, brought to you by Sapphire Systems Ltd:
| Embargo on France hits stocks hard, NaCom average down 47% |  Neoclassicist series of romantic paintings The Merchant and the Peasant, The Meeting, The Romance, and The Affair, sold for $28 million each at auction |

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Minister
 
Posts: 2492
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:30 pm

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:OOOOC: IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE EVOLUTION IS FAKE ASK ANYONE WITH MORE QUALIFICATION THAN YOU THEY'LL TELL YOU IT ISN'T. ONE OF MY RL FRIENDS SUFFERS FROM DENIAL OF FACTS AND MAY BELIEVE THIS.

Jeez, calm down. Hold your horses, cowboy.

For rp purposes evolution is fake though
.
NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Kyrusia
Senior Game Moderator
 
Posts: 9547
Founded: Nov 12, 2007
Capitalizt

Postby Kyrusia » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:12 pm

This isn't roleplaying; this is spam (and shitposting) under the guise of roleplaying. iLock.
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