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Walkerfort
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10,000 civilians Storm area 51!

Postby Walkerfort » Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:06 am

well... time to storm area 51



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designate the fates of the alien hunters

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[Maxtopia: AH 10,000 fell after getting shot in the chest]
[violetists: AH 9999 got stuck in barbed wire]
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AH 10,000 fell sick and fainted while running towards the base
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Crysuko
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crysuko » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:47 am

9,999 trod on a land mine
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Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
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one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

¡A Las Barricades!
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The Great Swedish Empire
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Founded: Jun 05, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Great Swedish Empire » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:49 am

9,998 bled out on some barbed wire.

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:22 am

9997 stumbled into Area 51b by mistake.

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Agarntrop
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Agarntrop » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:24 am

9996 are caught and executed.
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Cossack Khanate
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cossack Khanate » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:24 am

9996 went to reach for his Mossberg 500 shotgun but accidentally discharged it, shooting himself in the abdomen.
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Crysuko
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crysuko » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:38 am

9995 was sniped
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Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

¡A Las Barricades!
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Free Arabian Nation
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Free Arabian Nation » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:12 am

9994 was a monkey who got shot by the FBI
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Earthbound Immortal Squad
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Earthbound Immortal Squad » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:15 am

9993 enter area 51 only to fall through a trap door.
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Fatatatutti
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:32 pm

9992 went through a door marked "Entrance" and found himself in the back alley.

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Walkerfort
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Postby Walkerfort » Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:53 pm

9991 came in a chaffee tank... she soon learned why it was outdated
leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

DON'T CALL US HONG KONG OR CHINA! WE ARE INDEPENDENT

I think it's in the best intrests of those going through forums at sonic speed to be given a TL;DR
walkerfort stands alone against china

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Dauntaras
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Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dauntaras » Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:11 pm

9990 was shot by machinegun fire.

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Arkeyana
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Arkeyana » Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:13 pm

9989 ran face first into a blast door
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Camarder
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Founded: Jun 28, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Camarder » Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:15 pm

9988 was machine-gunned by the nazis hanging out next door at area 88

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Fatatatutti
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:28 am

9987 forgot his wire-cutters, went home to get them and forgot about Area 51. He's sitting in front of his TV right now watching Unsolved Mysteries.

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Crysuko
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crysuko » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:29 am

9986 went down from heatstroke in the desert
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

¡A Las Barricades!
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs

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Synne Industries
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Founded: May 07, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Synne Industries » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:32 am

9985 was arrested before even entering the area
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Cyganias
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Postby Cyganias » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:33 am

9984 got hit by a missile
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Cyganias
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Cyganias » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:37 am

9983 got abducted

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Demorvian
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Demorvian » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:39 am

9982 is a Kyle that overdoses on monster energy

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Dauntaras
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dauntaras » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:44 am

9981 tripped and landed face first onto a landmine.

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Rp Genosha
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Postby Rp Genosha » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:44 am

9981 thought he found an alien. It was the janitor, who was so enraged he killed 9981 with the mop.
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Fatatatutti
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Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:59 am

When the janitor who killed 9981 was sent away for anger management classes, 9980 infiltrated Area 51 by getting a job as a janitor. He has not been seen or heard from since.

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Raptcentia
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Raptcentia » Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:00 pm

9980 were taken down with drones

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Pacomia
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Postby Pacomia » Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:04 pm

9979 actually succeeded in getting into Area 51, but was then eaten by an alien.
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