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The Navy and Olive Domain
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NS Elevator (2)

Postby The Navy and Olive Domain » Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:54 pm

The original NS Elevator got the auto-prune a while ago. So I decided to make a new one. Anyway, on to the topic:
The Navy and Olive Domain, puppet of The Republic of Trinadaed, the original owner of NS Elevator 1, presents...
Image
(I couldn't find a better banner)
NS Elevator 2.0 is the revived version of the original NS Elevator, (a little) inspired by the NS ____ series. This one has more decoration! (And I'll specify ideas mid-thread to add to your elevator! There's no set post time of these suggestions)
The recommended format is:
Floor 1 - (floor) | (optional explanation)
Example:
Bigtopia: Floor 1 - The entire nation of Bigtopia compressed into 2 km.
Smalltopia: Floor 2 - A dilapidated train.
Grasstopia: Floor 3 - A floor full of thorny grass.

And so on.
    Trivia:
  • I actually mostly got inspiration for both NS Elevators from the Normal Elevator on Roblox.
  • This was originally going to be "Funniest thing in AN's sig"
What the elevator looks like:
The elevator is a navy blue diamond plate with lapis blue elevator doors. Unless the floor allows it, barriers restrict the passengers from entering, and when the floor allows it, after the elevator is about to move again, the elevator teleports the passengers back to it. It is specially suited to fit 70 passengers.
I'll start:
Floor 1 - The Lobby | The Lobby is the beginning of the NS Elevator. It contains the elevator itself and about 60 different passengers on said elevator.
Last edited by The Navy and Olive Domain on Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:06 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Gurori
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gurori » Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:56 pm

Floor 2: The Quantum Realm, don't get sucked into a time vortex.
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Imbalistan
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Imbalistan » Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:57 pm

Floor 3: A anime studio for degenerates.
Best Quote:
Chan Island wrote:And I'm expecting this thread to devolve into a racist and/or religious and/or politics shitshow within 3 pages.

I LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE
Bismillah, no, we will not let you go!
#YangGang2020

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EastKekistan
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Postby EastKekistan » Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:59 pm

Imbalistan wrote:Floor 3: A anime studio for degenerates.

Floor 4: An East Kekistani museum about recent scientific and technological achievements in East Kekistan.
1. 85% of the moon
2. 45% of Mars
3. The rest of the Solar System (Solar System is Division 0)
4. 27 other divisions (Division 1-27)
An alliance of racially Northeast Asian countries friendly with White Nationalists, Zionists and nationalists in the Middle East and India.
We are an alliance of rich, safe and clean nations. Rapid scientific development, space exploration, modern cities, skyscrapers and high-speed trains..you will enjoy ultra-modern life if you come and visit us.
We were a Tier 7, Level 0, Type 8 civilization according to this index. Our old map News By 3173 we rule over the universe.

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Inkopolitia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:01 pm

Floor 5: A museum on why Nazism and racism are bad ideologies and deserved to be thrown in the trash bin of history.
<コ:彡 United States Of Inkopolitia <コ:彡

"From the Sea we have Emerged!"

THE WOOMY TIMES: Queen Surume: “If we invade the Octoling Republic to liberate the Octolings from their dicatorship, we will go for a minimize civilian casualties approach. Whoever wants to cause suffering to our cephalopod sisters can leave Inkopolitia!” | The country’s Cephalo Division prepares for the Third Great Turf War, the Great Turf War to end all the Great Turf Wars
New lore factbook: Inkling diseases!
Capitalism, Libertarianism
Communism
♀️ I'm a woman ♀️
I also like women ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tax rates not canon! :)
Hexaco babyyyy

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Eisenstern
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Founded: Jun 24, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eisenstern » Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:02 pm

Floor 6: A solid block of ballistic gelatin. Before the doors close, some of it oozes into the elevator.
‖ THIS NATION IS VERY, VERY WIP ‖
‖ NS STATS ARE NOT USED, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE ‖

tl;dr: A mercantile city state, housed in a dimension-hopping tower that's bigger on the inside.
Ruled by a meritocratic adventurers' council (in theory) and a democratically-elected municipal body (in practice).
Fields an unending golem army and a superhuman warrior guild to make up for its small size.

The very short rundown || The not-so-short rundown || The leader (sort of) || The military || Some choice information

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The Navy and Olive Domain
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Postby The Navy and Olive Domain » Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:05 pm

Floor 7 - Ruins | These are the ruins of a floor in NS Elevator 1, being set on fire by the Autoprune. Now, after months, it has turned into a black, dark, lightless ruin. The passengers are restricted to just watch the ruins.
My Threads:
NS Elevator 2
Emperor of the NS Elevator 2 Thread.

Funniest Quotes
Lengthened Signature

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Trinadaed
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Founded: Oct 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trinadaed » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:13 pm

/bump /skipme

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:17 pm

Floor 8: A museum dedicated entirely to the NS series, with a new exhibit dedicated to NS Elevator 1.
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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EastKekistan
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Postby EastKekistan » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:18 pm

Floor 9 The local version of the famous East Kekistani Tropicality Museum which documents the degeneracy of certain tropical tribes and their racial violence against civilized people. From Idi Amin persecuting Indians to tropicals raping Japanese women in Okinawa numerous crimes of tropicals against humanity and human civilization are documented. There are also games such as "Escape from Saint-Domingue" and "Defending Koreatown" where people can play against "tropical savages" (i.e. robots).
Last edited by EastKekistan on Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:25 pm, edited 3 times in total.
1. 85% of the moon
2. 45% of Mars
3. The rest of the Solar System (Solar System is Division 0)
4. 27 other divisions (Division 1-27)
An alliance of racially Northeast Asian countries friendly with White Nationalists, Zionists and nationalists in the Middle East and India.
We are an alliance of rich, safe and clean nations. Rapid scientific development, space exploration, modern cities, skyscrapers and high-speed trains..you will enjoy ultra-modern life if you come and visit us.
We were a Tier 7, Level 0, Type 8 civilization according to this index. Our old map News By 3173 we rule over the universe.

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Chinese Japanese And Koreans
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Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Chinese Japanese And Koreans » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:22 pm

Floor 10 is a Big Library. Just... dont make any noise...

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The Fascist Waffle Empire
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Founded: Apr 03, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Fascist Waffle Empire » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:25 pm

Floor 11: waffles, lots and lots of waffles. Their have been several reports of waffles gaining sentience and actively hunting smaller waffles. So bring a bottle of maple syrup and possibly a gun.
Now i know what yall may be thinkin. No, im not a fascist, i'm theocratical monarchy. And no, we are not a country composed of sentient waffles. Although that was one of the original ideas.

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:25 pm

Floor 12 is just a large restroom with seemingly no end
Last edited by Alpes a Septentrionali imperium on Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Trinadaed
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Posts: 296
Founded: Oct 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trinadaed » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:31 pm

Floor 13 - BLACKrooms | A pitch black room, with the only things able to be seen being a table and some blocks. Some of the passengers, specifically the ones in front of the doors, feel watched.

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EastKekistan
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Postby EastKekistan » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:46 pm

Trinadaed wrote:Floor 13 - BLACKrooms | A pitch black room, with the only things able to be seen being a table and some blocks. Some of the passengers, specifically the ones in front of the doors, feel watched.

Floor 14 - A cat cafe. The national animal of East Kekistan is the cat. East Kekistanis love cats. Moreover cat cafes originated in East Kekistan (more specifically Taiwan). We want to use this cat cafe to share and spread our love for cats.

P.S. Most kitties at the cat cafe are adoptable. :3
Last edited by EastKekistan on Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:48 pm, edited 2 times in total.
1. 85% of the moon
2. 45% of Mars
3. The rest of the Solar System (Solar System is Division 0)
4. 27 other divisions (Division 1-27)
An alliance of racially Northeast Asian countries friendly with White Nationalists, Zionists and nationalists in the Middle East and India.
We are an alliance of rich, safe and clean nations. Rapid scientific development, space exploration, modern cities, skyscrapers and high-speed trains..you will enjoy ultra-modern life if you come and visit us.
We were a Tier 7, Level 0, Type 8 civilization according to this index. Our old map News By 3173 we rule over the universe.

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Gurori
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gurori » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:00 am

Floor 15 - Nothing

This floor is completely empty. Nothing exists in this floor, not even the laws of physics. You may only observe this floor but you may not enter it, as doing so will cause the entire multiverse to collapse on itself.
Internet Weeb; Approach with caution. "Yeesh, break out the weeb-b-gone™." -Yegla Islands
I don't actually participate in the "Nation" part of NationStates, ironic. I just stick to P2TM and F7 for the most part.
GBC News | Artificial Intelligence tells it's creator to "bugger off".

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Trinadaed
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Founded: Oct 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trinadaed » Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:20 am

Floor 16 - Bleak Future | A dark room with a computer in front of it, playing a video game from the 2060s named "Bleak Future"

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Christian Confederation
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Posts: 686
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:22 am

Floor 17- Librals screaming at kids eating milk and cookies that they need to "Stop bring racist!"
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Eisenstern
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Founded: Jun 24, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eisenstern » Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:27 am

Christian Confederation wrote:Floor 17- Librals screaming at kids eating milk and cookies that they need to "Stop bring racist!"


Floor 18 - a legion of translators and editors, busy spellchecking the previous floor.
Last edited by Eisenstern on Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:28 am, edited 2 times in total.
‖ THIS NATION IS VERY, VERY WIP ‖
‖ NS STATS ARE NOT USED, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE ‖

tl;dr: A mercantile city state, housed in a dimension-hopping tower that's bigger on the inside.
Ruled by a meritocratic adventurers' council (in theory) and a democratically-elected municipal body (in practice).
Fields an unending golem army and a superhuman warrior guild to make up for its small size.

The very short rundown || The not-so-short rundown || The leader (sort of) || The military || Some choice information

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Trinadaed
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Posts: 296
Founded: Oct 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trinadaed » Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:35 am

Floor 19 - Dispersal | Where all of the ballistic ooze is dispersed. The ballistic ooze goes into the dispersal, and then the doors close.

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Enugu League Protectorate of Congo
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Founded: Jul 02, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Enugu League Protectorate of Congo » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:00 am

Floor 20 - The local office of the Enugu League. Udenes, Igwebuikes, Ijeaweles, Machies, Madukas, Anozies, Chiomas, Onochies and other EL members occasionally send a representative here.

In order to combat rampant East Kekistani racism Jessica Udene hired an employee to sit in front of the building, offering free African snacks. East Kekistanis sometimes take the food, do some food testing and then proclaim that it is a health hazard.
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Welcome to my country! It is EL Protector of Congo, Joshua Maduka speaking! Please have a tour in our great protectorate.

This year is 2067.

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Basel-Land
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Founded: May 01, 2019
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Basel-Land » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:06 am

Floor 21: Conservatives crying about the inevitable globalization of society

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EastKekistan
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Founded: Jun 30, 2019
Anarchy

Postby EastKekistan » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:12 am

Enugu League Protectorate of Congo wrote:Floor 20 - The local office of the Enugu League. Udenes, Igwebuikes, Ijeaweles, Machies, Madukas, Anozies, Chiomas, Onochies and other EL members occasionally send a representative here.

In order to combat rampant East Kekistani racism Jessica Udene hired an employee to sit in front of the building, offering free African snacks. East Kekistanis sometimes take the food, do some food testing and then proclaim that it is a health hazard.

Floor 22 - A small office of the East Kekistani Tropical Services. Recently an ostensibly benign tropical entity managed to rent Floor 20 and is offering highly unhygienic food. Moreover they may commit a lot of crimes. We sent our best team who was working in former South Sudan here. We can handle tropical diseases, tropical violence and other tropicality-related issues. If all hell breaks loose we will storm Floor 20 ASAP.

If anyone gets harmed by a tropical or gets sick due to their unhygienic food feel free to contact us. If you need medical assistance we will cover that for you. If the situation is sufficiently serious we will send you on a plane to Singapore for treatment and send you back after your full recovery for free. Call EKTS for all your topical problems!
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1. 85% of the moon
2. 45% of Mars
3. The rest of the Solar System (Solar System is Division 0)
4. 27 other divisions (Division 1-27)
An alliance of racially Northeast Asian countries friendly with White Nationalists, Zionists and nationalists in the Middle East and India.
We are an alliance of rich, safe and clean nations. Rapid scientific development, space exploration, modern cities, skyscrapers and high-speed trains..you will enjoy ultra-modern life if you come and visit us.
We were a Tier 7, Level 0, Type 8 civilization according to this index. Our old map News By 3173 we rule over the universe.

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Christian Confederation
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Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:14 am

Basel-Land wrote:Floor 21: Conservatives crying about the inevitable globalization of society

Floor 22
The Kekistanie military working to prevent globalism.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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EastKekistan
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Posts: 1537
Founded: Jun 30, 2019
Anarchy

Postby EastKekistan » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:20 am

Floor 24 - Tropical Cannibalism Exhibit

We discuss the prevalence of cannibalism in degenerate tropical tribes. Cannibal "dishes" throughout Sub-Saharan Africa, Latin America and Pacific Islands were brought to you behind glass. Moreover we will discuss the so-called Enugu League and its relationship with cannibalism. From cannibalism in Igbo areas to high amount of human DNA in some "snacks" provided by them all are covered.

Don't ever visit Floor 20 unless accompanied by EKTS! Just a month ago we rescued a middle-aged Russian lady who was about to be cooked by these cannibals! We arrived just about 5 minutes before her scheduled murder.
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1. 85% of the moon
2. 45% of Mars
3. The rest of the Solar System (Solar System is Division 0)
4. 27 other divisions (Division 1-27)
An alliance of racially Northeast Asian countries friendly with White Nationalists, Zionists and nationalists in the Middle East and India.
We are an alliance of rich, safe and clean nations. Rapid scientific development, space exploration, modern cities, skyscrapers and high-speed trains..you will enjoy ultra-modern life if you come and visit us.
We were a Tier 7, Level 0, Type 8 civilization according to this index. Our old map News By 3173 we rule over the universe.

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