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Japan's super toilets are the solution to a cleaner world

Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:14 am

Just thinking about drinking fountains made me realize something why do we need 'em? All they do is take up space and collect dust. While, toilets and sinks on the other hand are used daily in privacy and in public. These drinking fountains are simply wasting money, precious money on worthless crap we don't even need. Why if we keep producing these obsolete garbage cans analysts say the U.S. economy alone could go bankrupt by the year 2150 and that's just the U.S. just imagine what these parasites could do to the rest of the world. But never fear, I have a solution. What if instead of wasting money producing drinking fountains, toilets and sinks. We just combine all in one. Wait, Japan has already done that with their super toilets which can clean your bum with water and soap without needing to use toilet paper which reduces the amount of trees that get cut down a year due to the toilet paper industry. This allows for a more eco-friendly, natural, cleaner environment. These super toilets can also disperse water and act as a sink/drinking fountain. The only problem is that the U.S. doesn't have these yet. This is a problem, we need these super toilets now than any other country in the world since we use the most toilet paper around the world. Any ideas on how we can get these toilets shipped into America and installed as the new way for bathroom/drinking and replace these old bucket o' bolts?

EDIT: I got the idea from this article. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... bOTyEHyk4g
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Postby Kowani » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:16 am

I’m just going to ignore most of this, but drinking fountains aren’t going to cause world economic collapse.
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Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:17 am

Kowani wrote:I’m just going to ignore most of this, but drinking fountains aren’t going to cause world economic collapse.

It will if we continue to mass produce them despite the fact that they are in fact obsolete and need to be replaced with something better like Japan's super toilets.
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Postby Kowani » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:19 am

The Brine wrote:
Kowani wrote:I’m just going to ignore most of this, but drinking fountains aren’t going to cause world economic collapse.

It will if we continue to mass produce them despite the fact that they are in fact obsolete and need to be replaced with something better like Japan's super toilets.

1. They serve a different purpose.
2. They’re really not obsolete.
3. There’s things that’ll cause global economic collapse far faster than drinking fountains.
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Postby Latin Islands » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:21 am

Oh look. A toilet thread. It's been days since I last read one in NSG.

If there is a huge demand, then maybe it might become the usual in the US. Japanese super toilets, that is.
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Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:21 am

Kowani wrote:
The Brine wrote:It will if we continue to mass produce them despite the fact that they are in fact obsolete and need to be replaced with something better like Japan's super toilets.

1. They serve a different purpose.
2. They’re really not obsolete.
3. There’s things that’ll cause global economic collapse far faster than drinking fountains.

That may be, but that still doesn't change the fact that they are useless when compared to the super toilets I just mentioned.
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Postby Kowani » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:23 am

The Brine wrote:
Kowani wrote:1. They serve a different purpose.
2. They’re really not obsolete.
3. There’s things that’ll cause global economic collapse far faster than drinking fountains.

That may be, but that still doesn't change the fact that they are useless when compared to the super toilets I just mentioned.

…That’s also untrue, because drinking fountains have a purpose that Japanese toilets can’t fulfill.
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Postby Petrolheadia » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:23 am

The Brine wrote:
Kowani wrote:1. They serve a different purpose.
2. They’re really not obsolete.
3. There’s things that’ll cause global economic collapse far faster than drinking fountains.

That may be, but that still doesn't change the fact that they are useless when compared to the super toilets I just mentioned.

Any statistical data on this?
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Postby Kowani » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:24 am

Petrolheadia wrote:
The Brine wrote:That may be, but that still doesn't change the fact that they are useless when compared to the super toilets I just mentioned.

Any statistical data on this?

No, just rhetoric.
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Postby Necroghastia » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:25 am

...I use drinking fountains all the time? I probably would've died in college without them.
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Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:26 am

Necroghastia wrote:...I use drinking fountains all the time? I probably would've died in college without them.

But super toilets can easily replace them because they have an option that shoots a fountain of water out of the toilet just drink that.
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Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:27 am

Kowani wrote:
The Brine wrote:That may be, but that still doesn't change the fact that they are useless when compared to the super toilets I just mentioned.

…That’s also untrue, because drinking fountains have a purpose that Japanese toilets can’t fulfill.

What can drinking fountains do that Japan's super toilets can't do?
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Postby Latin Islands » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:28 am

Necroghastia wrote:...I use drinking fountains all the time? I probably would've died in college without them.

Same. Bonus that the water is cold, too.

OP, if the water fountain gathers dust (I presume it's not working), shouldn't we ask for the maintenance personnels' help?
I simply refuse to drink water from the same unit that serves as the toilet bowl.
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Postby Necroghastia » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:29 am

The Brine wrote:
Necroghastia wrote:...I use drinking fountains all the time? I probably would've died in college without them.

But super toilets can easily replace them because they have an option that shoots a fountain of water out of the toilet just drink that.

I am 99.9999% certain that is super unhygienic and really far removed from the intended purpose.
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Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:29 am

Latin Islands wrote:
Necroghastia wrote:...I use drinking fountains all the time? I probably would've died in college without them.

Same. Bonus that the water is cold, too.

OP, if the water fountain gathers dust, shouldn't we ask for the maintenance personnels' help?
I simply refuse to drink water from the same unit that serves as the toilet bowl.

It's 100% purified, clean, healthy water ready to drink. Plus, that's why it's a sink combined with a toilet so the water is always fresh/cold.
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Postby Kowani » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:29 am

The Brine wrote:
Kowani wrote:…That’s also untrue, because drinking fountains have a purpose that Japanese toilets can’t fulfill.

What can drinking fountains do that Japan's super toilets can't do?

Public access, poverty, school usage…Also, I’m not sure about contamination, but…
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Postby Walkerfort » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:30 am

Wait... did you just say... drink water from a Japanese toilet?




I rather drink my own piss
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Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:32 am

Walkerfort wrote:Wait... did you just say... drink water from a Japanese toilet?




I rather drink my own piss

Trust me it's not as bad as it seems and the toilet filters out any bacteria or contaminants so it's essentially clean.
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Postby Kowani » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:33 am

The Brine wrote:
Walkerfort wrote:Wait... did you just say... drink water from a Japanese toilet?




I rather drink my own piss

Trust me it's not as bad as it seems and the toilet filters out any bacteria or contaminants so it's essentially clean.

You’ll excuse me if I want a citation.
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Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:34 am

Kowani wrote:
The Brine wrote:Trust me it's not as bad as it seems and the toilet filters out any bacteria or contaminants so it's essentially clean.

You’ll excuse me if I want a citation.

Citation for what?
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Postby Kowani » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:35 am

The Brine wrote:
Kowani wrote:You’ll excuse me if I want a citation.

Citation for what?

In this case, filler effectiveness.
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Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:37 am

Kowani wrote:
The Brine wrote:Citation for what?

In this case, filler effectiveness.

I got the idea from this article. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... bOTyEHyk4g
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Postby Kowani » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:39 am

The Brine wrote:
Kowani wrote:In this case, filler effectiveness.

I got the idea from this article. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... bOTyEHyk4g

You should probably link this new the OP.
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Postby The Brine » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:40 am

Kowani wrote:
The Brine wrote:I got the idea from this article. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... bOTyEHyk4g

You should probably link this new the OP.

Good idea, will consider that. So, you agree with my original post?
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