[title]Tank(er) Man and the Tank(er)s
[desc]After the @@ANIMAL@@ City port was recently upgraded to support oil tankers, the dozens of tankers carrying oil from Althaniq have brought prosperity to @@NAME@@. However, there is now a problem: A mysterious figure, known as Tanker Man, blocking the shipping channel, in a tiny boat. Standing on a dock, you see a long line of tankers, stopped in the middle of the harbor.
[validity]Valid for nations with a bad environment. Perhaps this issue should only be available on June 4th?
[option]”For our safety, and that idiot's, we need to arrest him immediately!”, says oil tanker captain, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “Yesterday, I nearly ran him and his puny little raft over! Thank goodness I saw him just in the nick of time! He is a public menace, and must be stopped!”
[effect]Suicide bombers are locked up “for their own safety”
[option]A well-dressed ambassador steps in front of @@HIM@@. “If you let Tanker Man continue, imgane the harm it would to to our econom- I mean, your economy. Just look at the massive amounts of oil your @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ needs to run! If you don't get oil from us, we all starve! Have him extradited to Althaniq right this instant!”
[effect]All the judicial branch does is get criminals sent overseas
[option]”A person suddenly climbs onto the dock from the water, soaking wet. “The tankers carry polluting oil to @@NAME@@! Just think about the poor @@ANIMAL@@s, having to swim through oil slicks and plastic!” He pulls a piece of trash out of his hair. “And the money gained from this stuffs the pockets of Althaniqian nobles, and @@NAME@@ factory owners!” Taking a glance at the line of oil tankers in the harbor, he jumps back into the water. “Gotta go! I need to keep blocking those tankers!”
[effect]People light oil wells on fire to help “save the environment”
[option]”Stop that man!” yells a security guard. As he comes to a stop, he says “So called “Tanker Man” is a terrorist, who must be killed! Oh, wait, you're @@LEADER@@! Don't you have battleships and helicopters? With those, you can blow him out of the water this instant, and all of our problems can be solved!”
[effect]Whole battalions are dispatched to capture petty pickpockets
In honor of the 1989 Tiananmen Square Protests, and Tank Man.
