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The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.
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Borovan entered the region as he
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Founded: Dec 18, 2017
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Principal's office

Postby Borovan entered the region as he » Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:31 am

You are in principal's office but theres no one left. What do you say on the intercom?

Ex: Students we are having a fire report in a building so please evacuate from class.
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Bluelight-R006
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Founded: Mar 31, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:39 am

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10933
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:43 am

"Will Alphonse please report to the Principal's Office? Alphonse to the Principal's Office."

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Borovan entered the region as he
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Founded: Dec 18, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Borovan entered the region as he » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:59 am

"Attention. Would Sarah and Ralph please stop kissing in public. That is all."
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Endem
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Founded: Aug 19, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Endem » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:01 am

Attention, In class 8 on the 7th lesson tomorrow we will have a film projection, please vote on our website, yes, we have a website. That is all.
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Studying biology, but otherwise pretty accurate

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Demorvian
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Founded: Apr 09, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Demorvian » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:05 am

Attention Students! Iron Man dies in endgame!

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Aurevbush
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Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:09 am

Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED.
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Democratic Republic of Eiria
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Posts: 112
Founded: May 07, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Democratic Republic of Eiria » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:20 am

"Attention, Everyone. Free donuts for all students and staff in the auditorium! First come first serve! Run quickly! All classes temporarily dismissed!".
"We unite under one banner, a banner of Justice, a banner of Truth. Long Live Democracy, Long Live Eiria, and, Most of all, Long Live The People!"
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Ther Sul Citzpacia
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Posts: 47
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:10 pm

As this is my last day at this school I would like to introduce you to my successor and they can introduce themselves. Morn, tell the children about yourself.......... Morn, when you're ready........ Morn....

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:59 am

"Attention all students. Attention all students. From now on, the Principal's Office will be off limits to all students. When called to the Principal's Office, Grades One through Four will report to the Vice-Principal's Office, Grades Five and Six will report to the cafeteria and Grades Seven and Eight will report to the gymnasium. All students reporting to the gymnasium are required to bring a Number Four pencil. Thank you for your cooperation."

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Trinadaed
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Founded: Oct 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trinadaed » Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:07 am

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National Republic of Antagoria
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Founded: Apr 08, 2019
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Postby National Republic of Antagoria » Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:11 pm

"Attention all students, this is your ACTUAL principal speaking. From now on, history class will teach you that H_tler did nothing wrong and that the USA is a #### country (while the school is american). That's all."
And be a evil person as I watch my principal lose their job. I am a good person.

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Borovan entered the region as he
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Founded: Dec 18, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Borovan entered the region as he » Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:32 pm

"Attention, the girl's restroom in the right wing of the main building has been flooded. Thank you!"
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Fishy Apples
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Feb 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fishy Apples » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:30 am

"Attention, today's lunch will be soylent green burgers with a blue cheese aioli, lettuce, tomato, served on a brioche bun, with french fries and chocolate laxative milk."
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Hiachijan
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Founded: Jun 23, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hiachijan » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:33 am

*screaming*
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Waddlesworth
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Founded: Jun 25, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Waddlesworth » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:39 am

Firstly, I'd lock the door.

Then I'd repeat "Fuck da police!" until the entire school is chanting it.

Or just play Space Jam on loop.

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Pavonistade
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Founded: Jan 26, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Pavonistade » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:40 am

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
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Waddlesworth
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Founded: Jun 25, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Waddlesworth » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:43 am

Pavonistade wrote:"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."


Yeeeeeessssssss!

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Lanorth
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Postby Lanorth » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:45 am

Attention fuckers, North Korea is nuking us. Bye bastards."
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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:48 am

Attention! We have captured this school! You may smoke weed and drink now without any restrictions. And we abolished homework too.
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Mzeusia
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Posts: 427
Founded: Oct 30, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Mzeusia » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:56 am

Attention everyone! My pet quail has escaped and he must be found. Class will be temporarily dismissed and you must all look for the quail. Anyone who does not comply will be escorted to the police station in a stretcher.
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Aisor
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 17, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Aisor » Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:57 am

"Attention, mag- students, I have an announcement for all of you! There's been an overwhelming amount of rape and drug usage in the student bathrooms, particularly the men's! As a result, there will be cameras in all bathrooms now, and no, I am the law! Now, if you want these removed, stop having foursomes in the bathrooms! The janitors have it hard enough already! Oh, and if I do find out you've been doing either of those things, we're starting a student graveyard. Thank you."
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Brightlake
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Founded: Apr 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Brightlake » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:08 am

Attention, Every students shall be dismissed and studying at home due to immediate teacher meeting. tomorrow everyone come with summary of any non fiction book. Thank you

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National Republic of Antagoria
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Founded: Apr 08, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby National Republic of Antagoria » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:18 am

"Attention all students. We have a new student named Hiroadolfssolini. Please welcome this Japanese German Italian kid to our school. Thank you."

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Fishy Apples
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Feb 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fishy Apples » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:22 am

"Attention students, did you know chicken tastes like people? True fact. However, Hannibal had it wrong. Pinot Noir, not Chianti, goes best with Principal Lewis. Also, the marching band will begin selling chocolate to raise funds for new uniforms today. Each bar is $1, or you can buy a whole box for $20... Man, this liver is good!!"
A member nation of The Bunny Fire.
The Bunny Fire - Where you are free to be yourself. We just ask that you
EAT THE CARROT.

A Tier 5, Level 7, Type 4 civilization, according to this index.
Fishy Apples is a mostly desert & mountainous nation largely populated by humans & mermaids that happens to be a capable mystical civilization known for our seafood and well... our apples & apple orchards.

We don't use NS Stats.

Nation Factbook (WIP)
Factbook for Queen Jackie IV (WIP)

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