[title] Attack of the Flying Saucers
[desc] Your niece went on a Crusade against celebratory plate smashing after she became a national laughing stock when she tripped on shards of broken dishes in a tarvena in Northern @@NAME@@. Concerned parties have since brought the matter to your office.
[validity] must allow alcohol
[option] “You need to stop plate smashing!" cries your niece , concealing the evidence of her participating in the activity. "Everyone is laughing at me, just because I had a few too many shots of ouzo and couldn’t see the broken pieces on the floor. I couldda gotten hurt!"
[effect] waiters who accidently drop plates face criminal charges
[option] "It is indeed a very dangerous practice," suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, a slightly overweight middle aged bureaucrat, in a grumpy voice, wearing a suit and with his arms crossed holding a "NO" rubber stamp "Plate smashing should be completely banned from all places which sell intoxicating beverages, but should be permitted in other establishments, so long as it is well regulated- there must be nobody under the age of 18, the owner must have plate smasher's insurance and they must wear protective clothing. We should enforce a dress code for venue staff and patrons."
[effect] restaurant uniforms resemble battle armour
[option] "What's this vlaka bloody talking about!?" asks Yiannis Yiannopoulos, in a very loud and boisterous voice, who is too distracted by his worry beads to listen to you "Why you have a problem with me and me plates going to our local tarvena and getting smashed on a Saturday night? Just because some ahristi are too stupid to see broken plates on the floor, the rest of us gotta suffer? Akouse ki!"
[effect] hospitals devote entire wards to crockery related injuries
[option] "Plate smashing is a very good way to relieve stress and anger," states physicologist @@RANDOMNAME@@, stealing dishes from your dishwasher ."I ask my clients draw pictures of whatever is angering them on to the plates, grab them, and throw them onto the ground, shattering away their worries. They always leave very calm and relaxed. I say that we should make plate smashing compulsory in all dining venues across the nation!"
[effect] only the clumsiest of waiters receive promotions
