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North German Realm
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Your reaction to AN's news II

Postby North German Realm » Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:47 pm

A Continuation of the original thread with the same name. Please keep in mind that your reaction can be IC or OOC. It needs not saying that if you don't have any news in any form or shape, please refrain from posting here.

Literally quoted verbatim from the first thread:
Nation A:
"There is no news above me." - President A

"Earlier today, the police arrest 3 teenagers for spraying paint on the dog in the park." - DailyNews

Nation B:
"It's animal abuse. They deserve it." - Prime Minister B

"Following the latest legislation, our country now bans wearing red shoes on Sunday." - Capital's Today

Nation C:
"Why would they do that?" - Chancellor C

"Yesterday, NanoSoft corporation released the new ePhone 11." - Box News


As nobody seems to be above me, I will go first. My news is in my signature.
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North Germany
Norddeutschland

After numerous political struggles and periods of diplomatic tension, the uneasy peace between South and North Germany has broken down. The Second Brothers' War has begun!
Overview || Kaiser | Chancellor | Legislature | Military || News: 23 July, 1908

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Mersdon
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Mersdon » Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:14 pm

"Leave Bavaria alone!"
-an expat in the street

"Today, Imperial scientists discovered that it only takes seven pounds of force to rip off the average person's ear. Why is this relevant? We don't know. Does this matter? We don't care."
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New Transeurasia
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Postby New Transeurasia » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:11 pm

Mersdon wrote:"Leave Bavaria alone!"
-an expat in the street

"Today, Imperial scientists discovered that it only takes seven pounds of force to rip off the average person's ear. Why is this relevant? We don't know. Does this matter? We don't care."
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This is like one of those little bits of knowledge that have no use anywhere but you will never forget, like bananas have potassium in them which makes them slightly radioactive.

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Allied Iran
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Founded: Feb 06, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:20 am

"He threw a wild animal into a restaurant drive-through? that couldn't have been safe. I wonder what the punishment is going to be."
- Navid Homayuni, Iranian

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The State of Iran
کشور ایران

Arisen from the horizon, the Eastern Sun has shrugged off the shackles of Islam and oppression.
Overview | President | Legislature | Military

Mehr-e-Khavaran: "There are no plans in the near future for a new Persian Script", government officials claim. | Mullah demanding reparation for the destruction of the Qom Hawzah reported missing. | Derussification of Eran complete, report government officials.

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Bengal and Assam
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Postby Bengal and Assam » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:05 am

Allied Iran wrote:"He threw a wild animal into a restaurant drive-through? that couldn't have been safe. I wonder what the punishment is going to be."
- Navid Homayuni, Iranian

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"Well, a company mandated lunch break doesn't mean that the Employees have to eat..."
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Federal-Erusea
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Federal-Erusea » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:12 am

Every symbol of democracy should be venorated
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Greate Boston
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Postby Greate Boston » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:32 am

"And is this Prince of Cayenne a claimant to Cayenne's throne in any capacity? It's not a good idea to let a foreigner with a claim to another throne to be part of your own line of succession. Bad things could happen. Bad things you'd probably avoid by becoming a Republic."
- Overboss Nora Hart

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Soviet Tankistan
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Founded: Mar 27, 2019
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Postby Soviet Tankistan » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:42 am

Greate Boston wrote:"And is this Prince of Cayenne a claimant to Cayenne's throne in any capacity? It's not a good idea to let a foreigner with a claim to another throne to be part of your own line of succession. Bad things could happen. Bad things you'd probably avoid by becoming a Republic."
- Overboss Nora Hart

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Snofjogur
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Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 21, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Snofjogur » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:41 pm

Replying to the Stalingrad Report: It would seem Tankistan is being torn apart by terrorism and organised crime. Something needs to be done before thousands of innocents are killed. We hope the government will attempt to fix the situation as soon as possible.

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Federal-Erusea
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Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Federal-Erusea » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:24 pm

My hopes that the mars mission works out. Humanity needs to expand to survive, mars is the logical first step in planetary colonisation.

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Erusean News Network: Prince Adil arrives in Farbanti Tonight, tour of the country scheduled for next month | Adil has already been busy in terms of finances, buying stock in Renault, Citreön-Peugeot, and buying out failing Aéropostale-Alcatel-Ariane for $67 million | All major stock markets, plummeting due to the aftermath of the Lighthouse War, have gone up, FSX-25 up 655 points

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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:39 pm

"Ah Well, if the wealthy and the well-bred don't patronize industry and buy into it, who would?"
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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Norddeutschland

After numerous political struggles and periods of diplomatic tension, the uneasy peace between South and North Germany has broken down. The Second Brothers' War has begun!
Overview || Kaiser | Chancellor | Legislature | Military || News: 23 July, 1908

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The Russian Nations
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Russian Nations » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:41 pm

"Lighthouse war plummets all stocks, i wonder what happened during said war? and why was it named the lighthouse war though? either way i feel bad for all the stock owners but other than that it seems like this lighthouse war was major."

-Colonel Nogova Mikhail Alexandrov, Supreme Leader of Neo-Russia.


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New Transeurasia
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Postby New Transeurasia » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:58 am

The Russian Nations wrote:canada embargoes america

another reason to move to canada from america.

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(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
We are basically Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after 2 more russian civil wars in 1924-1926 and 1929-1930. The flag is not yugoslavia, It is pan-slavic colors.

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: Banaš group buys up Blini chain ХЗ/HZ ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: Apsny man arrested after throwing wild marten into DQ drive thru╫ TKI News: First group buys up intercity bus operator Rublebus

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Father Knows Best State

Postby Icelandic Military Junta » Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:50 pm

... Are you sure that man isn't Floridian? I've heard crazy things from that state... well Ex-State. None-The-Matter, this made me laugh due to how bizarre it is.
- Aríaðna Mattíassdottir




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Creslonia
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Founded: Oct 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Creslonia » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:07 pm

"The good 'ol 'dissapearances'! The oldest trick in the book."
- Creslonian political commentator

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New Transeurasia
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:26 pm

Icelandic Military Junta wrote:... Are you sure that man isn't Floridian? I've heard crazy things from that state... well Ex-State. None-The-Matter, this made me laugh due to how bizarre it is.
- Aríaðna Mattíassdottir




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Apsny, or known to foreigners as Abkhazia, is basically NT's version of Florida.

AN:
Makes sense. Trade must be regulated in at least some form, or it gets out of hand and falls into a downward spiral.
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(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
We are basically Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after 2 more russian civil wars in 1924-1926 and 1929-1930. The flag is not yugoslavia, It is pan-slavic colors.

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: Banaš group buys up Blini chain ХЗ/HZ ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: Apsny man arrested after throwing wild marten into DQ drive thru╫ TKI News: First group buys up intercity bus operator Rublebus

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Irrasin
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Founded: Apr 23, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Irrasin » Wed Jun 05, 2019 12:11 am

These Apsny people sure are rowdy. What explanation is there to throw a wild animal into a drive thru
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Greate Boston
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Postby Greate Boston » Wed Jun 05, 2019 12:21 pm

"That can't be a good idea. A Statesman shouldn't have a private business to attend to when in office. They are, at that point, only a face of the public."
- General Nathan Hart

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Mere months after the War for the Commonwealth, a barely sane General Hart tries to keep the delicate balance in the Commonwealth standing
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Radio Freedom: Radstorm estimated to occur in Southern Essex, all wastelanders are implored to find shelter as soon as possible. | Raider hideout discovered west of Hangman's Alley in Boston Ruins, The Minutemen to dispatch two Platoons for extermination | Boston Airport "turned into a fucking fortress"! Has the Brotherhood of Steel overstayed their welcome?

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Rp Genosha
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Founded: Oct 18, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rp Genosha » Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:04 pm

It’s good that they could turn something in that nuclear wasteland into a “fucking fortress”. They definitely need it.

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Capitalizt

Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:31 pm

"The Kennyite Government is encouraged by any sign of Wakanda willing to do business with the outside world. All that precious vibranium." - Vice President Jack Riley



Lead story in the Paradise City Town Crier: "The Empress and her new Consort are reportedly sleeping in separate palaces after a stormy disagreement over the GOT finale....

"Palace observers say the Consort is staying in a lavish mansion usually reserved for the Empress' pets."
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North German Realm
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Founded: Jan 27, 2019
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Postby North German Realm » Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:48 pm

"That this Empress has a mansion specifically reserved for her pets -and I hope this actually means domesticated animals- is terrible enough to prove that the Kennyite state is in need of a violent reform. Disgusting."
- Gretel Ganz-Hepner, Hanoverian suffragette

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

After numerous political struggles and periods of diplomatic tension, the uneasy peace between South and North Germany has broken down. The Second Brothers' War has begun!
Overview || Kaiser | Chancellor | Legislature | Military || News: 23 July, 1908

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Rp Genosha
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Oct 18, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rp Genosha » Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:09 pm

Hopefully Venice become self determining again.

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The Republic of Genosha - Jamhuuri Genosha
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Genosha, a Parliamentary Republic between Somalia and The Seychelles, is the often referred to as the Mutant Israel. And they would be correct. NS Stats not used.

Genoshan Outreach Bureau
Air Ixiom to buy 60 aircraft from Jet Airways | GDF General: “Alliance with India, Russia, China, necessary for Genosha’s survival” | US President Trump to visit Hammer Bay on 4-day Official State Visit this Friday, mired in scandal after reports of Lockheed-Martin committing corporate espionage on Neucom-Czerka-Anaxi

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North German Realm
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Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby North German Realm » Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:14 am

/bump
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North Germany
Norddeutschland

After numerous political struggles and periods of diplomatic tension, the uneasy peace between South and North Germany has broken down. The Second Brothers' War has begun!
Overview || Kaiser | Chancellor | Legislature | Military || News: 23 July, 1908

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Icadias
Envoy
 
Posts: 216
Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Icadias » Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:48 am

I wonder how that new policy of yours is gonna work in the long run
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Allied Iran
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Posts: 14
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:28 am

"Ugh, marriage among cousins. That's more common than you'd hope, but even though monarchies are traditionally inbred, I didn't expect something as terrible as that."
- Shabnam Fazeli, Student in University of Isfehan


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The State of Iran
کشور ایران

Arisen from the horizon, the Eastern Sun has shrugged off the shackles of Islam and oppression.
Overview | President | Legislature | Military

Mehr-e-Khavaran: "There are no plans in the near future for a new Persian Script", government officials claim. | Mullah demanding reparation for the destruction of the Qom Hawzah reported missing. | Derussification of Eran complete, report government officials.

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