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Area 6-Z
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Posts: 41
Founded: Jan 27, 2016
Libertarian Police State

If AN was a Video Gme what would the Loading Screen Say?

Postby Area 6-Z » Sat May 18, 2019 12:02 pm

Basically in this game you try and think up of a clever loading screen message for the AN!

Example: "There is no nation above? Huh strange... Wait hang on how are we in a loading screen then?!"
IC: Area 6-Z is one of many Quartine Communites in the United States. These Quarntine Communites were built to protect survivors from the Infected.

Area 6-Z is located in Concord, New Hampshire.

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Sat May 18, 2019 12:05 pm

"Remember - ammo is scarce. Aim for the head."
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


Yes, this nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Koopa Castle
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: May 18, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Koopa Castle » Sat May 18, 2019 12:06 pm

Killing bunnies is cruel. Corrupt bunnies, not so much.

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3579
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Sat May 18, 2019 12:07 pm

"Vozhd and Party observe all your actions, do your best to make them proud with your skill and commitment to socialism."

Ninja'
"You better remove that axe on that bridge over lava. It will cost, but you'll be safer from any pesky plumbers who dare to come to your castle."
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount.

Refreshing News:
Crusader forces made landfall on Azure Beach 5 star resort. Now, we and our allies gonna kick those wannabe knights right into the sea. Hope they can swim well./ Major Jane will be promoted if she succeeds.

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Flarbinia
Senator
 
Posts: 4494
Founded: Apr 29, 2012
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Flarbinia » Sat May 18, 2019 12:08 pm

"The key to winning a boss fight is to jump into the bottomless pit."

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Navarran highlands
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Dec 14, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Navarran highlands » Sat May 18, 2019 12:11 pm

"Beware, Angry dog"

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Aisor
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 17, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Aisor » Sat May 18, 2019 12:36 pm

"Remember kids, socialism is a sin. That's why real countries have government workers that constantly seem to stalk the royal family!"
"Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture -- they are everything we pass on." - Monsoon, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

*Disclaimer: This nation only uses some of the policies and stats stated. They will be stated if used, but are otherwise to be ignored.

No, this nation and its flag is NOT based off Minecraft, Terraria, or anything of the sort. I made the flag using an app on my phone (...and ran out of space). Please stop making relations to such, as it has become highly irritating to be compared to such. The art is of my own creation, and of my own ideas, not from a pre-existing game. Thank you.

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Flarbinia
Senator
 
Posts: 4494
Founded: Apr 29, 2012
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Flarbinia » Sat May 18, 2019 2:23 pm

"To unlock a door, use the right color combination."

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Sat May 18, 2019 2:28 pm

"While Nanook energy weapons are generally more powerful, they are prone to overheating. Avoid sustained fire!"
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


Yes, this nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Sat May 18, 2019 2:30 pm

“ put magic and science together, surely nothing weird will happen”
We're the French Empire if France was created by a fictional noble house 1600 years ago and the revolution never happened.

The News[The politics

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-Seheron
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Sep 10, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Seheron » Sat May 18, 2019 2:40 pm

“Remember to keep to the periphery. The Imperial troops may have horribly unsuitable combat uniforms, but their bullet every but as deadly”
|The Seheron Confederacy|
Set in Dragon Age, where the Tresspasser DLC doesn’t exist (evil egg elf (egglf?) Solas will NOT screw over my island!), FanT, NS Stats do not apply.

We’re a Northern Thedosian Trading nation, where nearly everyone is a Mage, are legally equal in the eyes of the law and slavery is prohibited. This has predictably caused some...Tension with the Tevinter Imperium and the Qunari. However, we’re also considered the best human and elven spies and Arcane warriors in Thedas. So that means they won’t try to annex us again.

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Federal Spanish States
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Sat May 18, 2019 2:42 pm

"Use mountains as your defense. They're really good."
Ey, would be nice if you took a look at my factbooks.
Yesn't signature.
That's gonna be my signature. And... now we have a cult dedicated to the word "yesn't". Nice.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-If Gigaverse shits out conlangs, then I shit out F7 threads, don't I?
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-Why am I the king/legend of F7? (to those that think so)

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Flarbinia
Senator
 
Posts: 4494
Founded: Apr 29, 2012
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Flarbinia » Sat May 18, 2019 3:01 pm

"Be careful when conquering foreign lands. You might get an STD, which will slowly drain your health."

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Sat May 18, 2019 3:05 pm

"be careful, you never know who you can trust out here"
We're the French Empire if France was created by a fictional noble house 1600 years ago and the revolution never happened.

The News[The politics

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Ravennog
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Oct 24, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ravennog » Sat May 18, 2019 3:08 pm

Protecting glorious colonies from barbarians...
The Materialist Technocracy of Ravennog
Anti-vaxxers should be the group of people to be hated the most. They mislead misguided parents, they bring back preventable diseases, and they are too self-righteous to look, see, or hear the truth. Most of all, they kill people, young and old, all for lies.

The Riveno Chronicle: Ravennog rejoices after an anti-vaccine movement in the countryside is thoroughly destroyed. A massive campaign of advertisements about vaccines is launched for Ravennogans to be scientifically aware of the greatness of vaccines, the government says.

A centrist liberal who is aspiring to be a graphics designer.

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Walkerfort
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Walkerfort » Sat May 18, 2019 3:08 pm

"lead the way Into the future!"
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leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

DON'T CALL US HONG KONG OR CHINA! WE ARE INDEPENDENT

I think it's in the best intrests of those going through forums at sonic speed to be given a TL;DR
walkerfort stands alone against china

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Sat May 18, 2019 3:08 pm

"If your troops aren't enough to win a battle, there's always mustard gas."
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


Yes, this nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Uvoan
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 65
Founded: Apr 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Uvoan » Sat May 18, 2019 3:09 pm

"Always keep a gas-mask handy... You never know what's coming next."

Ninja'd

"Magic is like a shotgun. Deadly in even an idiots hand."
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USE FACTBOOKS WHEN REFERRING TO THIS NATION
| Zakkin Teno (Ruler) |
"No lightning, no thunder nor hurricane gale can stand in the face of his wrath, when the Leviathan rise, every last man shall shake to the core of his soul." - Uvoanian Admiral

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Quaeg
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Posts: 95
Founded: Mar 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Quaeg » Sat May 18, 2019 3:14 pm

"The only man scarier than a dictator is the guy who'll take his place..."
So, this is where I write a signature. I'll replace this with something else later.
Quaeg's just a nation trying to make its way in the world. We're out-of-the-way, pleasant and overthrew the king in a violent revolt. Come and visit, everyone's welcome!
Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know it's completely irrelevent to your opinions on gender and sex
Overview. Just FYI, The flag's a sunset, not a sunrise, and the Quaeg is pronounced Kw-ay-g.

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Flarbinia
Senator
 
Posts: 4494
Founded: Apr 29, 2012
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Flarbinia » Sat May 18, 2019 3:21 pm

"Carry plenty of sunscreen."

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Hyperion Remnant Fleet
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Mar 31, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hyperion Remnant Fleet » Sat May 18, 2019 3:24 pm

Garfield Kart

Shit, wrong thread EDITING...

"Flarbinia is a feudalistic society. If you are a dalit or on the bottom of the caste then know your place and you won't get trouble with the authorities..."
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Cosmos Zion
Year: 2081/0081 IC | Overview | Characters | Folk Tune
We are multiversal space refugees with a history and mentality forged by ethno-religious persecution and devastating battles that drives our warrior culture and spiritual creed. A few have moved on after the destruction of our homeplanet but most have not. Yet, through the ages and the universe, we have persevered and we'll find our "Cosmic Zion" as Ronuva (Jehovah) has promised. Set 23 years after the events of The Intermarian Order.
Here's a simplified story of our nation - Upvote my factbooks or I'll delete your Minecraft account.

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Sanctum and Ultima
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 132
Founded: Mar 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sanctum and Ultima » Sat May 18, 2019 3:25 pm

"We are not Jews -- But we are Zionist."
This nation actually does not really represent my OOC/IRL views.
9axes: https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a= ... &h=85&i=23
RIP NOTRE DAME
Inner Lands wrote:One men, multiplied by two, divided in four, and obligated to live in eight realms each part of it.

Corrupt Dictator Doges wrote:The former USSR, but with food
United Realms of Sanctum and Ultima
Sæþvir Činovidatăriþ Qahtașăr uc Vilyraðe
A nation set in a world where nations compete for a territory in space...
Now, after getting lots of territory in outer space, our nation was thrown into disarray due to technocrats and commies.
Q&A
PMT nations are the best (change my mind)

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Sat May 18, 2019 3:25 pm

Hyperion Remnant Fleet wrote:Garfield Kart


"Cyborgs have improved combat stats, but are vulnerable to EMP weapons. Cybernetics can also be hacked - use this to your advantage against cyborg bosses!"

Sanctum and Ultima wrote:"We are not Jews -- But we are Zionist."


"Power outages are a common threat to your city. Plan accordingly!"
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The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


Yes, this nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Sanctum and Ultima
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 132
Founded: Mar 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sanctum and Ultima » Sat May 18, 2019 3:26 pm

Yegla Islands wrote:"Cyborgs have improved combat stats, but are vulnerable to EMP weapons. Cybernetics can also be hacked - use this to your advantage against cyborg bosses!"

Ninja'd?
/skip
This nation actually does not really represent my OOC/IRL views.
9axes: https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a= ... &h=85&i=23
RIP NOTRE DAME
Inner Lands wrote:One men, multiplied by two, divided in four, and obligated to live in eight realms each part of it.

Corrupt Dictator Doges wrote:The former USSR, but with food
United Realms of Sanctum and Ultima
Sæþvir Činovidatăriþ Qahtașăr uc Vilyraðe
A nation set in a world where nations compete for a territory in space...
Now, after getting lots of territory in outer space, our nation was thrown into disarray due to technocrats and commies.
Q&A
PMT nations are the best (change my mind)

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Endem
Diplomat
 
Posts: 944
Founded: Aug 19, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Endem » Sat May 18, 2019 3:27 pm

USA but in S P A C E
The little bird whistled to my ear
Blow on the wind
I blew into the wind stronger than i could
Wind packed a punch into my chest
~ me trying to make something fun for signature circa. 1 a.m
Petrolheadia wrote:Left-leaning 20-year-old Polish asexual and introverted guy. Likes watching comedy shows in his free time. More to the left than he considers himself. Is studying some sort of IT-related subject.

Studying biology, but otherwise pretty accurate

Jeff and John, episode 3: John- Jeff! Jeff- Yes John? John- cactuses, what do you want to do about them, they are all over this house Jeff- I see no cactuses

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