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Pax Nerdvana
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Posts: 11425
Founded: May 22, 2017
Anarchy

Put a positive spin on it!

Postby Pax Nerdvana » Thu May 09, 2019 7:36 am

This idea was somewhat inspired by the "Make it sound scary" thread. I thought it would be a fun idea.

Example:
Nation A: It catches fire easily.

Nation B: It's the hottest product on the market.

Nation B: Death

And so forth.

To start us off:
Global warming
Patriotic centrist American, who is right leaning. I support the Bill of Rights. I have no loyalty to any party. Expand or die. That's how humanity works. Science fiction is the best genre. The solar system is ours for the taking. I am a male. You can't spell team without "me". I support the troops.
Call me Pax. I take things literally, being a literal person.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets.
#colonizemars
TANSTAAFL
Freedom is never free, so remember those who died for it

The country is the people, not the gov't
Doomsday is inevitable. Learn to survive.
Quotes
Pro:Bill of Rights,guns,centrism,capitalism,socialism,space exploration,Christianity,privacy
Anti: Trump,Clinton,fascism,Communism,big business

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Cayenne-
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Mar 05, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Cayenne- » Thu May 09, 2019 8:03 am

I get to wear stuffy coats less of the time, and it’s warm in November

North Korea
Ace Combat New Zealand on Steroids, creators of most of the fancy tech used in most games due to a treaty with our former colonisers; Osea, Emmeria, Belka, Erusea, Yuktobania and Verusa. Currently in Alliance with Osean Federation
[*]Puntite Sotoan=Somali,
[*]i took Siari, from Mass effect and added some of the Bajoran Religion from Star Trek
The Free State of Cayenne
Tech Level: MT/PMT
Capital: Dracton
Year: 2019
Triumvirs: Adil Ahmed Murridi, Alexandra Parker Baines, Gerold Alfan Kummel
A 16 civilization, according to this index.

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Pax Nerdvana
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11425
Founded: May 22, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Pax Nerdvana » Thu May 09, 2019 8:31 am

It's a great place for a vacation-you'll never leave.


The Sun dying
Patriotic centrist American, who is right leaning. I support the Bill of Rights. I have no loyalty to any party. Expand or die. That's how humanity works. Science fiction is the best genre. The solar system is ours for the taking. I am a male. You can't spell team without "me". I support the troops.
Call me Pax. I take things literally, being a literal person.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets.
#colonizemars
TANSTAAFL
Freedom is never free, so remember those who died for it

The country is the people, not the gov't
Doomsday is inevitable. Learn to survive.
Quotes
Pro:Bill of Rights,guns,centrism,capitalism,socialism,space exploration,Christianity,privacy
Anti: Trump,Clinton,fascism,Communism,big business

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Sanctum and Ultima
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 115
Founded: Mar 31, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Sanctum and Ultima » Thu May 09, 2019 8:33 am

We won't get Sunburns anymore! Instead, we'll get Proxima Centauriburns!




Being rejected by your crush
This nation actually does not really represent my OOC/IRL views.
9axes: https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a= ... &h=85&i=23
RIP NOTRE DAME
Inner Lands wrote:One men, multiplied by two, divided in four, and obligated to live in eight realms each part of it.

Corrupt Dictator Doges wrote:The former USSR, but with food
United Realms of Sanctum and Ultima
Sæþvir Činovidatăriþ Qahtașăr uc Vilyraðe
A nation set in a world where nations compete for a territory in space...
Now, after getting lots of territory in outer space, our nation was thrown into disarray due to technocrats and commies.
Q&A
PMT nations are the best (change my mind)

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Valentine Z
Senator
 
Posts: 4581
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Thu May 09, 2019 8:34 am

Sanctum and Ultima wrote:We won't get Sunburns anymore! Instead, we'll get Proxima Centauriburns!




Being rejected by your crush


You drink a little, not too heavily, and hey, you became buddies with the entire bar! ^^ Now you guys are singing songs, just being friends!




Accidentally dropping your brand-new phone.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
• I REALLY hate that eye rolling smiley!
NEWS: ... Beep, Boop!

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Christian Confederation
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 366
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Christian Confederation » Thu May 09, 2019 8:37 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Sanctum and Ultima wrote:We won't get Sunburns anymore! Instead, we'll get Proxima Centauriburns!




Being rejected by your crush


You drink a little, not too heavily, and hey, you became buddies with the entire bar! ^^ Now you guys are singing songs, just being friends!




Accidentally dropping your brand-new phone.

At least it still works.

Dropping your girlfriend on her head, because you failed to do the dirty dancing lift, because she said "That looks so easy lets do it!"
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Destructive Government Economic System
Minister
 
Posts: 3004
Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Thu May 09, 2019 8:39 am

You later realize that you always hated dancing so dropping her was the best thing that could've ever happened

Starving yourself for 2 weeks
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


ALSO, READ THIS!

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The Chuck
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1165
Founded: Apr 18, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Chuck » Thu May 09, 2019 8:39 am

The road to marriage is a bumpy one.

Ninja'd

By the time I'm done, I'll have lost 40 pounds... of muscle mass!

Shooting a beloved family pet.
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I use NS Stats. - Yes, a majority of my people die at 25... (we lost YET another year!)
How every house in The Chuck looks
"An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject."
Quotes from others.
Borders of The Chuck
Finally made my own Discord. Chuck's Arms Bazaar
"I'm not a bad man but in certain situations I have to ask myself, "What would a bad man do?" -War Dogs
Guess what gun is in my flag and win a prize!
Pest Control
Ifreann and I might not see eye to eye on many political things but damn, they sure do have the Gifs for the situations! :D

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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27113
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Thu May 09, 2019 8:42 am

That's rough, she goes to hospital, and discovers a concussion, later she needs to rest at home, and because of her being bedridden with a concussion, you discover that you have a big thing for doctor-patient roleplay and the sex improves a lot in your relation.

You accidentally bought fake cocaine, it's just ground up aspirin.
Hello I'm Auzi.(They/them|she/her)
I do not use NS page statistics.
Factbook (Under Construction) Embassies
Transfemme Androgyne demigirl Bisexual. Agnostic atheist, libertarian socialist/An-Com.
Sanders or Warren 2020

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Christian Confederation
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 366
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Christian Confederation » Thu May 09, 2019 8:42 am

The Chuck wrote:The road to marriage is a bumpy one.

Ninja'd

By the time I'm done, I'll have lost 40 pounds... of muscle mass!

Shooting a beloved family pet.

He had rabies, probably.

Faled Spiderman kiss, knocked out your gf in the process.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Valentine Z
Senator
 
Posts: 4581
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Thu May 09, 2019 8:44 am

Auzkhia wrote:That's rough, she goes to hospital, and discovers a concussion, later she needs to rest at home, and because of her being bedridden with a concussion, you discover that you have a big thing for doctor-patient roleplay and the sex improves a lot in your relation.

You accidentally bought fake cocaine, it's just ground up aspirin.


Erm... someone bought it from you for $500,000 because it was apparently a "rare type of white gold!"

Christian Confederation wrote:He had rabies, probably.

Faled Spiderman kiss, knocked out your gf in the process.


Girlfriend became Spiderwoman, will save your day and kick ass!




Someone spoiled every single movie and show in existence (past, present, and in future) to you. Everything has been spoiled to you. :/
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
• I REALLY hate that eye rolling smiley!
NEWS: ... Beep, Boop!

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Hazukenia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hazukenia » Thu May 09, 2019 8:46 am

Hey, at least you'll never be shocked again!

You have stage 5 cancer
OOC: I want some free speech yet I also want order
Hail Hazuken! Long may his legacy live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow tagallam ino!
This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views as they are the work of Jonoj!
Likes to laze around in Forum 7
The Hakuzens' Paper
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME

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Christian Confederation
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 366
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Christian Confederation » Thu May 09, 2019 8:47 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:That's rough, she goes to hospital, and discovers a concussion, later she needs to rest at home, and because of her being bedridden with a concussion, you discover that you have a big thing for doctor-patient roleplay and the sex improves a lot in your relation.

You accidentally bought fake cocaine, it's just ground up aspirin.


Erm... someone bought it from you for $500,000 because it was apparently a "rare type of white gold!"

Christian Confederation wrote:He had rabies, probably.

Faled Spiderman kiss, knocked out your gf in the process.


Girlfriend became Spiderwoman, will save your day and kick ass!




Someone spoiled every single movie and show in existence (past, present, and in future) to you. Everything has been spoiled to you. :/

At least I don't have to waste money to go to the theater, plus I now know what teams to bet on.

Socalism
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27113
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Thu May 09, 2019 8:50 am

Hazukenia wrote:Hey, at least you'll never be shocked again!

You have stage 5 cancer

You get to go to Disney World, and have the best time of your life, everyone treats you well, and the last few days of your life is awesome, as your wish.
Christian Confederation wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:
Erm... someone bought it from you for $500,000 because it was apparently a "rare type of white gold!"



Girlfriend became Spiderwoman, will save your day and kick ass!




Someone spoiled every single movie and show in existence (past, present, and in future) to you. Everything has been spoiled to you. :/

At least I don't have to waste money to go to the theater, plus I now know what teams to bet on.

Socalism

You own the means of production together with your workers and have power in the workplace, never deal with a horrible boss ever again. Life's good.

Capitalism.
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Hello I'm Auzi.(They/them|she/her)
I do not use NS page statistics.
Factbook (Under Construction) Embassies
Transfemme Androgyne demigirl Bisexual. Agnostic atheist, libertarian socialist/An-Com.
Sanders or Warren 2020

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Hazukenia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hazukenia » Thu May 09, 2019 8:54 am

With capitalism, you can become a billionaire so frickin' fast!

Amputation
OOC: I want some free speech yet I also want order
Hail Hazuken! Long may his legacy live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow tagallam ino!
This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views as they are the work of Jonoj!
Likes to laze around in Forum 7
The Hakuzens' Paper
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME

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Christian Confederation
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 366
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Christian Confederation » Thu May 09, 2019 8:54 am

Auzkhia wrote:
Hazukenia wrote:Hey, at least you'll never be shocked again!

You have stage 5 cancer

You get to go to Disney World, and have the best time of your life, everyone treats you well, and the last few days of your life is awesome, as your wish.
Christian Confederation wrote:At least I don't have to waste money to go to the theater, plus I now know what teams to bet on.

Socalism

You own the means of production together with your workers and have power in the workplace, never deal with a horrible boss ever again. Life's good.

Capitalism.

Everyone has the same ability to achieve things.

Killing off carecter just to bring them back.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27113
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Thu May 09, 2019 9:01 am

Hazukenia wrote:With capitalism, you can become a billionaire so frickin' fast!

Amputation

The gangrene is gone, and plus you get a cute nickname, Stumpy.
Christian Confederation wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:You get to go to Disney World, and have the best time of your life, everyone treats you well, and the last few days of your life is awesome, as your wish.

You own the means of production together with your workers and have power in the workplace, never deal with a horrible boss ever again. Life's good.

Capitalism.

Everyone has the same ability to achieve things.

Killing off carecter just to bring them back.

Free advertising on twitter because everyone is talking about your show, the ratings are through the roof now!

The doughnut shop is out of doughnuts.
Hello I'm Auzi.(They/them|she/her)
I do not use NS page statistics.
Factbook (Under Construction) Embassies
Transfemme Androgyne demigirl Bisexual. Agnostic atheist, libertarian socialist/An-Com.
Sanders or Warren 2020

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AUC land
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Sep 26, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby AUC land » Thu May 09, 2019 9:02 am

So they are offering free coffee

Your house is infested with spiders
We are right wing Anti-Communist paramilitary faction in Colombia which de facto controls a chunk of it.
No, we are not funded by the CIA, those are baseless rumours, the CIA is not a barbaric group to fund paramilitaries like us.
Or maybe they are...........

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Christian Confederation
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 366
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Christian Confederation » Thu May 09, 2019 9:04 am

Auzkhia wrote:
Hazukenia wrote:With capitalism, you can become a billionaire so frickin' fast!

Amputation

The gangrene is gone, and plus you get a cute nickname, Stumpy.
Christian Confederation wrote:Everyone has the same ability to achieve things.

Killing off carecter just to bring them back.

Free advertising on twitter because everyone is talking about your show, the ratings are through the roof now!

The doughnut shop is out of doughnuts.

You save money, and loose weight.

Relationships the viewer doesn't want.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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AUC land
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Sep 26, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby AUC land » Thu May 09, 2019 9:09 am

Wow
The F7 experience.

World record.
I got ninja'd 5 times in one minute !!!


Please Please please do me man please.
I am really crying now.

/skip
We are right wing Anti-Communist paramilitary faction in Colombia which de facto controls a chunk of it.
No, we are not funded by the CIA, those are baseless rumours, the CIA is not a barbaric group to fund paramilitaries like us.
Or maybe they are...........

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Pax Nerdvana
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11425
Founded: May 22, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Pax Nerdvana » Thu May 09, 2019 9:09 am

AUC land wrote:So they are offering free coffee

Your house is infested with spiders

Well, you won't haveto worry about burglars with arachnophobia.

Nuclear winter
Patriotic centrist American, who is right leaning. I support the Bill of Rights. I have no loyalty to any party. Expand or die. That's how humanity works. Science fiction is the best genre. The solar system is ours for the taking. I am a male. You can't spell team without "me". I support the troops.
Call me Pax. I take things literally, being a literal person.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets.
#colonizemars
TANSTAAFL
Freedom is never free, so remember those who died for it

The country is the people, not the gov't
Doomsday is inevitable. Learn to survive.
Quotes
Pro:Bill of Rights,guns,centrism,capitalism,socialism,space exploration,Christianity,privacy
Anti: Trump,Clinton,fascism,Communism,big business

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Wawakanatote
Envoy
 
Posts: 267
Founded: Feb 19, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wawakanatote » Thu May 09, 2019 9:09 am

A work in progress relationship

AN:

Nuclear Winter Wonderland and Irradiated Santa Claus


Negativity
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Is this even real? - Real question
Pro: Marxism-Leninism
Anti: Capitalism, Fascism
We do not exist under communism, but under the
primary stage of socialist development
Please adjust accordingly
Full Nation Name: Supranational Union of Socialist Republics
Government: Federal Intergovernmental P&E Union
Political Leaders: C.Song Liyuan, V.C.Lev Bronshtein
National Anthem: "Hymn of the Union"
"Free Tibet!"- Deng Xiaoping (1940), Chairman of the Central Advisory Commission
"Peace, Equality, Unity" | "Мир, равенство, единство" | "和平,平等,团结"

For more information go to: Our National Factbook

Take NS stats with a grain of salt

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Confederate Rhodesia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Confederate Rhodesia » Thu May 09, 2019 9:13 am

At least it's realistic?

Slavery

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Christian Confederation
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 366
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Christian Confederation » Thu May 09, 2019 9:16 am

Confederate Rhodesia wrote:At least it's realistic?

Slavery

This is a bad idea (my flag has no relation)
Free labor.

Your GF/ BF is a superhero.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Justaflagtest
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 07, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Justaflagtest » Thu May 09, 2019 9:19 am

That would mean that I finally have a GF.

Beeing a "Delete On Sight" player.
Report me, I'm a DOS.

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