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Munkcestrian invasion of the Leysland (IC/MT/OPEN)

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Munkcestrian invasion of the Leysland (IC/MT/OPEN)

Postby The Leysland » Wed May 01, 2019 5:19 pm

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4:38 am
2 May 2019
Munkcestrian-Leyslander border


Lord President George Fenwick II had decided to improve his approval ratings with a quick, successful war against the hippie socialists to the south. He had chosen the morning after International Workers' Day/May Day, when the Leyslanders would all be suffering hangovers and still dizzy from dancing around the maypole. George Fenwick II being a genius tactician, this was a foolproof plan.

The Leyslander soldiers were fast asleep when the Munkcestrian tank pulled up at the border crossing. The tank smashed through the barrier as the soldiers slept. A few of them woke up from the sound, only to immediately suffer from the hangover caused by the previous night's festivities. Fenwick's plan was successful, as the same scene was repeated everywhere on the border. Only a few sober soldiers were able to resist, and they were quickly forced to surrender. There were no Munkcestrian casualties at all, while a Leyslander soldier who had been awake all night ended up falling into and drowning in a pond.

Enslavement teams arrived by 6 am to take away most of the captured soldiers, packing them into trucks which then drove off to the Munkcestrian slave markets. The obviously ideological soldiers were not so lucky, however. They were instead forced to dig their own graves and were then shot by the Munkcestrian forces, as they were too subversive to be enslaved.

5:12 am
2 May 2019
Palace of the Leyslanders


Prime Minister Nicholas Millbourne, a 60-year-old grey-haired man, was in his bed with only one other person, his similarly-aged wife, when he was woken up and informed of the invasion by his staff. Meanwhile, Lord President George Fenwick II was at that moment surrounded by nubile young women in his harem. He did not need to be awake, for he knew that everything would go according to plan.

"Shit," said the prime minister as he reached for his glasses.
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Postby Munkcestrian Republic » Wed May 01, 2019 5:21 pm

OOC: Confirming my participation. 8)

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Postby Munkcestrian Republic » Wed May 01, 2019 5:31 pm

7:00 am
2 May 2019
George Fenwick II's harem


The alarm went off and Fenwick woke up. The curtains and the doors to the balcony were open, the sun rising over the sea that surrounded his palace. The nubile women surrounding him stirred, and those who woke up immediately threw themselves at Fenwick.

"Sorry, but I -- have to get to work," Fenwick said, winking at them.

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Postby Yuyencia » Thu May 02, 2019 3:11 am

yuyencian leader zsombor szelesi propose help leysland againstunju st Munkcestrian aggreson are crime justice divine not allow.Yuyencia official denuncate munkcheste criminal action
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Postby Munkcestrian Republic » Thu May 02, 2019 4:05 am

9:03 am
2 May 2019
George Fenwick Situation Room


"How the fuck has nobody responded yet? Well, apart from the Yuyencians, but they don't really count," said Lord President George Fenwick II. "We even shot the socialists and everything. That's, like, perfect bait to get people involved, right? Maybe they're just not aware yet. That's why this post is totally not a glorified 'bump'."

"What's a bump?" someone asked.

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Postby American Pere Housh » Thu May 02, 2019 4:29 am

Munkcestrian Republic wrote:
9:03 am
2 May 2019
George Fenwick Situation Room


"How the fuck has nobody responded yet? Well, apart from the Yuyencians, but they don't really count," said Lord President George Fenwick II. "We even shot the socialists and everything. That's, like, perfect bait to get people involved, right? Maybe they're just not aware yet. That's why this post is totally not a glorified 'bump'."

"What's a bump?" someone asked.

To George Fenwick II

The Empire condemns the Munkcestrian Republic's invasion of the Leysland and its usage of slavery. Leave immediately or face the consequences.

Sophia Potter
Foreign Affairs Minister
The Imperial Empire of American Pere Housh
THE EMPIRE SUPPORTS THE DECEPTICON ARMY!!!! ALL HAIL LORD MEGATRON!!!!!

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Postby Yuyencia » Thu May 02, 2019 4:46 am

「sIR MUNkchester ignore we great good nation effort continue atrocity are perpeatytate.」say secretary to zSombor szelesy.

「Rude we shall are warn them of folly consequent」great man leader spoke to applaud adivsor minister general in room dozen all learn applauded great leader endless wisdom.

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Postby Mioktopia » Thu May 02, 2019 4:52 am

Mioktopia is very happy with the Munkcestrian Republic pwning those Commies! We send a volunteer legion and 5 Ships to help you in your efforts! Tsar Miklos out.
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Postby Walkerfort » Thu May 02, 2019 4:56 am

"ah.... finally" says Miguel

"so we can finally sell weapons to them?...." responds amanda


"i've been wanting to send our forces to support Munkchester, although leysland has lots of allies" Maxon says in a cautious manner like he usually does, which prompts miguel to laugh

"so? they're weak... send our aces and the fleet, we'll prepare the ground forces" -miguel replies, with a smirk on his face
leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

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Postby American Pere Housh » Thu May 02, 2019 5:00 am

Yuyencia wrote:「sIR MUNkchester ignore we great good nation effort continue atrocity are perpeatytate.」say secretary to zSombor szelesy.

「Rude we shall are warn them of folly consequent」great man leader spoke to applaud adivsor minister general in room dozen all learn applauded great leader endless wisdom.

yuyencia air force are cover Leysland attack Munkchester force air strike day night 30 000 yuyencian brave Knight are paradrop Leysland PUBG expert player skill guarantee victory

OOC: At least type your post in understandable English.
THE EMPIRE SUPPORTS THE DECEPTICON ARMY!!!! ALL HAIL LORD MEGATRON!!!!!

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Postby Yuyencia » Thu May 02, 2019 5:01 am

American Pere Housh wrote:
Yuyencia wrote:「sIR MUNkchester ignore we great good nation effort continue atrocity are perpeatytate.」say secretary to zSombor szelesy.

「Rude we shall are warn them of folly consequent」great man leader spoke to applaud adivsor minister general in room dozen all learn applauded great leader endless wisdom.

yuyencia air force are cover Leysland attack Munkchester force air strike day night 30 000 yuyencian brave Knight are paradrop Leysland PUBG expert player skill guarantee victory

OOC: At least type your post in understandable English.

my friendplease be respetc english are not good I am work hard study differential equation
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Postby Walkerfort » Thu May 02, 2019 5:03 am

Miguel looks at the news and sees that Yuyencia is supporting Leyland and starts to rant "Is this the best they got?! victory will be assured in five minutes! well... let's hope we can get something from this war"
leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

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Postby Yuyencia » Thu May 02, 2019 5:07 am

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Postby American Pere Housh » Thu May 02, 2019 5:21 am

Walkerfort wrote:Miguel looks at the news and sees that Yuyencia is supporting Leyland and starts to rant "Is this the best they got?! victory will be assured in five minutes! well... let's hope we can get something from this war"

An Imperial Carrier Battlegroup is moving though the waters when radar picks up numerous contacts in what turns out to be the fleet from Walkerfront. The battlegroup immediately goes to general quarters in preparation of an attack. The SSGN Ohio, which is assigned to the battlegroup, silently moves closer to the Walkerfront fleet in order to observe the fleet.
THE EMPIRE SUPPORTS THE DECEPTICON ARMY!!!! ALL HAIL LORD MEGATRON!!!!!

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Postby Indonesian Peoples » Thu May 02, 2019 6:28 am

Official statement from The Nusantaran
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Friends no more. As it looks from the invasion of leysland, we are no longer have diplomatic ties. We are condemning your actions towards leysland. We now are also condemning your actions of producing nuclear weapons. Scientists and investigators would be sent back to nusantara.

Back off your invasion. If this still goes on, we will act, aggressively if we have to.

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Postby The Leysland » Thu May 02, 2019 6:57 am

12:12 pm
2 May 2019
Palace of the Leyslanders


It is said that your whole life flashes in front of you as you die. This certainly seemed to be true for Nicholas Millbourne. Less than a minute before had a group of revolutionaries burst into the room, and he had said his last words - "What th-" - before being knocked to the floor and told that he had been sentenced to death for treason.

So. Farewell then
Nicholas Millbourne


12:32 pm
2 May 2019
Cabinet Meeting


"Alright, how can we fight off the Munkcestrians?" asked the new Prime Minister, Alfred Culverdoll.

"Well, it would appear that Mr. Millbourne, cursed be his name, dismantled the nuclear arsenal," said the Minister of Defence.

"Fuck. That's why I hate Greens. Open a new mine," said the Prime Minister. "I am a Leyslander and proud, by the way. Leysland is not based on a region south of the inspiration for Munkchester that someone may have a bias against caused by a certain invasion in 865 by a certain Great Heathen Army because for some reason the people of that region continue to insist that they have an identity despite their identity basically being 'we're proud of pirates coming along and fucking everything up!!'."

"Of course not. Your name is also not based on the president of a certain union of mineworkers."
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Postby Munkcestrian Republic » Thu May 02, 2019 6:58 am

American Pere Housh wrote:To George Fenwick II

The Empire condemns the Munkcestrian Republic's invasion of the Leysland and its usage of slavery. Leave immediately or face the consequences.

Sophia Potter
Foreign Affairs Minister
The Imperial Empire of American Pere Housh

Sophia,

Fuck off.

George Fenwick II
Acting Lord President
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Postby Munkcestrian Republic » Thu May 02, 2019 7:02 am

Mioktopia wrote:Mioktopia is very happy with the Munkcestrian Republic pwning those Commies! We send a volunteer legion and 5 Ships to help you in your efforts! Tsar Miklos out.

"Thank you," says George Fenwick II.


Indonesian Peoples wrote:Official statement from The Nusantaran
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Friends no more. As it looks from the invasion of leysland, we are no longer have diplomatic ties. We are condemning your actions towards leysland. We now are also condemning your actions of producing nuclear weapons. Scientists and investigators would be sent back to nusantara.

Back off your invasion. If this still goes on, we will act, aggressively if we have to.

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"Intervene, I dare you," says George Fenwick II.

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Postby Walkerfort » Thu May 02, 2019 7:18 am

"ah munkchester... wondeful country and well... I do love supporting a wining side, even if they lose... I win.. because my wife and I are selling them weapons" -Miguel sumgly says "... well.... even If my public is against this... Maxon is a good shield from the controversy"


as he walks by the window of his mansion, there is quite an amount of cargo vessels heading to munkchester with supplies
leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

DON'T CALL US HONG KONG OR CHINA! WE ARE INDEPENDENT

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Postby Walkerfort » Thu May 02, 2019 7:25 am

to George fenwick II


we will support you all the way.. count on our support

Wong deven

the foreign affairs minister

The armed republic of Walkerfort
leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

DON'T CALL US HONG KONG OR CHINA! WE ARE INDEPENDENT

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walkerfort stands alone against china

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Postby Munkcestrian Republic » Thu May 02, 2019 7:28 am

Walkerfort wrote:to George fenwick II


we will support you all the way.. count on our support

Wong deven

the foreign affairs minister

The armed republic of Walkerfort

"Okay Hong Kong," said George Fenwick II.

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Postby The Communist Union of B » Thu May 02, 2019 9:55 am

International News

The CUB government officially condemns the actions of the Munkcestrian government and Aaron Wise has given an official statement himself warning Munkcestrian to cease and has issued a new policy of seizure of all Leysland ships passing thru the Mediterranean area around Italy and will not stop these seizures until an agreement of peace can be reached. The C.U.B Armed Forces has sent the 1st Apex Fleet to set up a blockade near the Mediterranean around Italy to enforce the new seizure policy. Aid and weapons are offered to Leysland through air drops.
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Postby Munkcestrian Republic » Thu May 02, 2019 1:07 pm

The Communist Union of B wrote:International News

The CUB government officially condemns the actions of the Munkcestrian government and Aaron Wise has given an official statement himself warning Munkcestrian to cease and has issued a new policy of seizure of all Leysland ships passing thru the Mediterranean area around Italy and will not stop these seizures until an agreement of peace can be reached. The C.U.B Armed Forces has sent the 1st Apex Fleet to set up a blockade near the Mediterranean around Italy to enforce the new seizure policy. Aid and weapons are offered to Leysland through air drops.

"Munkchester will not cease," said George Fenwick II.

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Postby 1st Union of Soviet Socialist Republics » Thu May 02, 2019 3:43 pm

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"Hmm. Slavery..." Marshal Latrova looked up from her newspaper, across her desk to the head of the NKVD and the Foreign Minister of the USSR. "And Allanea has yet to even get involved as one would expect?" Latrova asked with an eyebrow raised. "No, not yet Comrade Marshal." Latrova let out a sigh, causing the two to get rather... Nervous. To say the least. "Then rework operational Plan Oktabryskaya for use against Munkcestria, mobilise the black sea, the northern, and the Baltic fleets. Get the Air Force ready to commit to a full scale invasion of Munkcestria. I shall address these fools. We shall handle them since Allanea is apparently busy with their own matters." Latrova waved the two off, allowing them to leave, they did so quickly to get to their tasks as efficiently as was possible.

Two Hours Later.....

Soon after the plans were drawn up, the press gathered at the Kremlin to hear Marshal of the USSR, Fikatsia Latrova speak, likely on the matter of the Munkcestrian invasion of Leysland and their savage use of slavery.

Entering the room, Marshal Latrova was escorted by two NKVD guards, one armed and the other not, all cameras focused on her as she entered the press room, approaching the podium behind her was the state coat of arms of the USSR and beside it a portrait of Stalin. "Comrades. It has come to the attention of not just myself but the whole of the nation, that an invasion at this time is still yet taking place in the country of Leysland. This country has been attacked without provocation, and the invaders have as we have recently learned taking slaves. It is usually with such cases we leave them to more capable hands, our comrades we've worked with twice now on the international scene, first in Qaidi against the tyrannical government, and against the deceivers in Shackley. However at this current time, no word by them has been given, while not officially a signatory to the well known Armisatd treaty, the USSR certainly agrees with most if not all points of this treaty. Therefore, at this time, I deliver unto the Munkcestrians an ultimatum. Release the slaves taken from the Leysland, or suffer the consequences. The government of this... "Munkcestrian Republic" will have 24 hours to comply. Or the USSR will take matters into it's own hands. Ideology be damned as no matter who you are, if you are a decent, forward thinking man or woman. You should be appalled by the idea of slavery, and I myself despite my own reputation am." Marshal Latrova spoke and then the statement by the government was over.

The terms couldn't be anymore clear. the Munkcestrians would abide by the terms of this ultimatum or they would likely be at war with an nuclear military superpower.
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Postby Walkerfort » Thu May 02, 2019 8:51 pm

Miguel looks upon the TV and sees the various nations coming to the side of Leysland "oh.... well.... I've always wanted to try my two new military branches out.... they won't see it coming" he says as he drinks a cup of coffee.... well the fleet goes on.....

Maxon bursts into the room "SIR! PARATROOPERS ARE COMFIRMED READY AND THE ENTIRE AIRFORCE IS ON STANDBY!" He shouts, holding important papers in hand and a cigar in the other

"wonderful... just wonderful" replies Miguel in a calm tone "oh and ready those two other branches of ours"

Maxon just smiles and says "will do sir..." he walks off to another room
leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

DON'T CALL US HONG KONG OR CHINA! WE ARE INDEPENDENT

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