"President Ashleigh, the Piss Asses have been wiped out in a strike from the mods- er, gods. This is the perfect opportunity to declare yourself King of the Piss Asses, one of the most prestigious titles that can be awarded to a member of the Archangel Michael's Discord server!" said one of President Ashleigh's aides.
"That's good," said President Ashleigh ly. "I am now King of the Piss Asses. Get me Prime Minister Lain."
Prime Minister Lain was a very rich man, and had bankrolled the Northumbrian nationalist movement's use of "ok liberal" GIFs that had completely owned the Milwaukee-Marseilles-Moscow Axis that controlled Archangel Michael's.
Lain (right) with President Ashleigh (left)
Lain walked into the room.
"Prime Minister Lain, you are a member of the Piss Asses. How can I become King of the Piss Asses?"
"You can already become King of the Piss Asses."
"Epic!" said President Ashleigh. "I will declare myself King of the Piss Asses on national television."
Television
"People of the world, I am now not only President of Northumbria but also King of the Piss Asses. I invite everyone in the world to my coronation as King of the Piss Asses, which will take place immediately and last several days."