Northumbria invades Sweden (MT/IC/OPEN)

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Gothenburg, Sweden

A Swede named Benny was walking home with his Varangian-Chechen girlfriend Alexandra when he saw a Northumbrian plane flying overhead. He was incredibly concerned to see this, because Northumbria had recently invaded Norway and forced the Norwegians to hand over their "rights" to the North Sea to the Northumbrians. Are the Northumbrians invading Swe- he thought. His thought was cut short as the Northumbrian plane started bombing the town. Many Swedes screamed, embarrassing their ancestors in the process.

Northumbrian ships started landing on the coast and Northumbrian soldiers began to occupy the city. Gothenburg Landvetter Airport was also quickly occupied by Northumbrian forces.

Bamburgh, Northumbria

"President Ashleigh, we have successfully taken over Gothenburg."

"Good," said President Ashleigh. "Sweden shall pay for their crimes against the Northumbrian people."

[Munkchester]

Munkchester supports Northumbria in their war against the Swedes.

[Saranidia]

Munkchester supports Northumbria in their war against the Swedes.

the Sisterly Sultana of Saranidia offers to send troops to Sweden if any Munkchestrian civilians are attacked by the Swedes.

[Yuyencia]

30 000 yuyencian paratrooper drop in swedenare brave courage rightusous KNIGHT ready deliver divinejustice natural law.

「Chicken dinner today」paratrooper command man officer roar into intercom speaker radio net soldier are motivate
yuyencian deploy crush Northumbrian invasion save swedishmen are keep peace counter against imperialism

Yuyencian steal car like GTA game turn into death engine armed 4 DP 28 machine gun rainbow six gamer are operate annihilate Northumbrianfool are migtuy powerf ul. master engineerin g

they gather attack destroy fullforce bravely northumbrian idiots

[Samporna]

The Leader of Samporna calls the leader of Northumbria a weird autistic special snowflake, who randomly attacks people and asks if they are triggered; and if they say no, he will spam them.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

The Leader of Samporna calls the leader of Northumbria a weird autistic special snowflake, who randomly attacks people and asks if they are triggered; and if they say no, he will spam them.

The leader of Northumbria calls the leader of Samporna a member of the Srivijayan Consortium and then says "And on the 3rd day he rose again saying "Sup. Y'all just got pranked."".

[Nationalist Northumbria]

(Image)

30 000 yuyencian paratrooper drop in swedenare brave courage rightusous KNIGHT ready deliver divinejustice natural law.

「Chicken dinner today」paratrooper command man officer roar into intercom speaker radio net soldier are motivate
yuyencian deploy crush Northumbrian invasion save swedishmen are keep peace counter against imperialism

Yuyencian steal car like GTA game turn into death engine armed 4 DP 28 machine gun rainbow six gamer are operate annihilate Northumbrianfool are migtuy powerf ul. master engineerin g

they gather attack destroy fullforce bravely northumbrian idiots

The 30,000 Yuyencians are no match for the Northumbrians who laugh at them. They instantly shit themselves to death upon hearing the laughs of the Northumbrians.

[Yuyencia]

(Image)

30 000 yuyencian paratrooper drop in swedenare brave courage rightusous KNIGHT ready deliver divinejustice natural law.

「Chicken dinner today」paratrooper command man officer roar into intercom speaker radio net soldier are motivate
yuyencian deploy crush Northumbrian invasion save swedishmen are keep peace counter against imperialism

Yuyencian steal car like GTA game turn into death engine armed 4 DP 28 machine gun rainbow six gamer are operate annihilate Northumbrianfool are migtuy powerf ul. master engineerin g

they gather attack destroy fullforce bravely northumbrian idiots

The 30,000 Yuyencians are no match for the Northumbrians who laugh at them. They instantly shit themselves to death upon hearing the laughs of the Northumbrians.

yuyencian shit destroy northumbrian

yuyencians continue arm attack tactic mastery smart encircle crumble Northumbrian shoot from all sidewith unbelevable huge fire power.

[Yuyencia]

30 000 yuyencian paratrooper drop Bamburgh northumbria capital are achieve chicken dinner kill northumbrian president idiot

[Nationalist Northumbria]

The 30,000 Yuyencians are no match for the Northumbrians who laugh at them. They instantly shit themselves to death upon hearing the laughs of the Northumbrians.

yuyencian shit destroy northumbrian

yuyencians continue arm attack tactic mastery smart encircle crumble Northumbrian shoot from all sidewith unbelevable huge fire power.

The Yuyencian shit is so disgusting from their cuisine that some Northumbrians die from the smell, but the rest put on their gas masks and slaughter the remaining Yuyencians.

30 000 yuyencian paratrooper drop Bamburgh northumbria capital are achieve chicken dinner kill northumbrian president idiot

They are shot down by the Northumbrian Air Fighting Force (NAFF).

[Samudera Darussalam]

Samudera Darussalam condemns the Northumbrian invasion of Swedish soil, citing worry over the number of civilian casualties on the surprise attacks. The Prime Minister reconfirms Samudera Darussalam's neutrality, and strongly urges both sides to calm down and bring the problems to a mediation table.

[Rumlja]

King Vujo-Voiislav would like to know what ‘crimes’ the Swedes have committed against Northumbria and encourages both sides to stop the war. The King has expressed he is happy to host a negotiating conference in Rijeka.

However, he is also perfectly prepared to send troops to the Swedish.

[Yuyencia]

yuyencian shit destroy northumbrian

yuyencians continue arm attack tactic mastery smart encircle crumble Northumbrian shoot from all sidewith unbelevable huge fire power.

The Yuyencian shit is so disgusting from their cuisine that some Northumbrians die from the smell, but the rest put on their gas masks and slaughter the remaining Yuyencians.

30 000 yuyencian paratrooper drop Bamburgh northumbria capital are achieve chicken dinner kill northumbrian president idiot

They are shot down by the Northumbrian Air Fighting Force (NAFF).

my friend please be respect not insult yuyencian cuisine ancient traditonare fine culinary art

superior yuyencian engineer knowledge skill are make war machine crush northumbrian like fighter plane on spotfrm scrapparts. Yuyencian all one match for hundred

air force northumbrian are annihilate Yuyencian missile subamrine surface shoot missile split 48 warhead on air port and missile

[Yuyencia]

yuyencian all living jing ke they shoot president ashleigh dead end invader tyrant idiot life

[Nationalist Northumbria]

The Yuyencian shit is so disgusting from their cuisine that some Northumbrians die from the smell, but the rest put on their gas masks and slaughter the remaining Yuyencians.



They are shot down by the Northumbrian Air Fighting Force (NAFF).

my friend please be respect not insult yuyencian cuisine ancient traditonare fine culinary art

superior yuyencian engineer knowledge skill are make war machine crush northumbrian like fighter plane on spotfrm scrapparts. Yuyencian all one match for hundred

air force northumbrian are annihilate Yuyencian missile subamrine surface shoot missile split 48 warhead on air port and missile

Yuyencian engineering is so shit the missile falls apart and hits the submarine.

yuyencian all living jing ke they shoot president ashleigh dead end invader tyrant idiot life

He activates his personal forcefield (made by Northumbrians just like the railway and electric light) which then deflects the bullets back at them.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

King Vujo-Voiislav would like to know what ‘crimes’ the Swedes have committed against Northumbria and encourages both sides to stop the war and just sit at the negotiating table.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Heathen_Army

The Norse occupy Deira even today and have renamed it "Yorkshire".

[Yuyencia]

northumbrian air base and air shoot defend missile rocket explode anyway because northumbrian engineering iseven worse

yuyencian are destroy forcefield

[Nationalist Northumbria]

northumbrian air base and air shoot defend missile rocket explode anyway because northumbrian engineering iseven worse

yuyencian are destroy forcefield

Yuyencia is banned from this thread for trolling (saying that Northumbrian engineering is worse than shit, which is obviously untrue).

[Yuyencia]

northumbrian air base and air shoot defend missile rocket explode anyway because northumbrian engineering iseven worse

yuyencian are destroy forcefield

Yuyencia is banned from this thread for trolling (saying that Northumbrian engineering is worse than shit, which is obviously untrue).

give proof it isnt please are be honest

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Yuyencia is banned from this thread for trolling (saying that Northumbrian engineering is worse than shit, which is obviously untrue).

give proof it isnt please are be honest

The railway and electric light, you ban-evader.

[Sassinia]

Sassinian nukes are dropped from low earth orbit, hitting Newcastle within a few hours. Northumbria is yeeted out of existence.

[Indonesian Peoples]

Official statement from The D.R.I.P.
===============================

We have declared support on the northumbrian government.

Though this is NOT an intervention but an act of millitary support towards the northumbrian government by:

> Sending infantry equipment and guns.
> Giving 35 million dollars.
> and humanitarian aid.

Sincerely,
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Cooperation.

[Saranidia]

Samudera Darussalam condemns the Northumbrian invasion of Swedish soil, citing worry over the number of civilian casualties on the surprise attacks. The Prime Minister reconfirms Samudera Darussalam's neutrality, and strongly urges both sides to calm down and bring the problems to a mediation table.

Saranidia asks how many civilians died

[East Azadistan]

the Pro-Fenwick Khans offer to send their troops to any of the involved countries to help with the war effort.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Sassinian nukes are dropped from low earth orbit, hitting Newcastle within a few hours. Northumbria is yeeted out of existence.

Ignored.

the Pro-Fenwick Khans offer to send their troops to any of the involved countries to help with the war effort.

Ok thanks

Official statement from The D.R.I.P.
===============================

We have declared support on the northumbrian government.

Though this is NOT an intervention but an act of millitary support towards the northumbrian government by:

> Sending infantry equipment and guns.
> Giving 35 million dollars.
> and humanitarian aid.

Sincerely,
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Cooperation.

Thank you