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AN Man: The Game

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Ngaalxa
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Mar 13, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

AN Man: The Game

Postby Ngaalxa » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:30 pm

You've heard of Florida man, but what about AN man?

The purpose is to create a headline for a stupid crime a person from AN might commit. Since there's no above nation, I might as well just not participate yet.
TINA YOU FAT LARD, EAT THE FOOD!

Our name is pronounced n-HALK-sha, FYI.

Also this nation doesn't reflect my IRL political views. Not by a long shot.

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Oozeki
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Apr 22, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Oozeki » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:33 pm

Ngaalxa wrote:You've heard of Florida man, but what about AN man?

The purpose is to create a headline for a stupid crime a person from AN might commit. Since there's no above nation, I might as well just not participate yet.

Ngaalxan man steals mammoth carcass and bathes with it in an outdoor pool during the Siberian winter
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My motto, "Degeneracy is enlightenment" refers to me being a "weeaboo degenerate" and has nothing to do with the nation itself.
My currency and national animal also have nothing to do with it.

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Flenski was my first nation, founded in August of 2013.
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Ngaalxa
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Mar 13, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ngaalxa » Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:04 pm

/bump

/skip
TINA YOU FAT LARD, EAT THE FOOD!

Our name is pronounced n-HALK-sha, FYI.

Also this nation doesn't reflect my IRL political views. Not by a long shot.

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3581
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:20 am

Oozeki man steals twenty dakimakura body pillows to fill his harem.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount.

Refreshing News:
Crusader forces made landfall on Azure Beach 5 star resort. Now, we and our allies gonna kick those wannabe knights right into the sea. Hope they can swim well./ Major Jane will be promoted if she succeeds.

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Northwest Peninsular Coalition
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Apr 24, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Northwest Peninsular Coalition » Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:22 am

Skyhooked man kills 1000 men on a rampage because he lost in gambling.

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New Excalibus
Diplomat
 
Posts: 916
Founded: May 05, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Excalibus » Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:23 am

Northern Peninsular man declares war on 18 different countries; wins
✦The United Commonwealth of New Excalibus✦
"That's not how this works- that's not how any of this works!"
Founder of The Clover Confederation
Factbook|Leader|Art|Views
A [19] civilization, according to this index.
Your standard, moody NS citizen. Need I say more?
[insert witty joke here]

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-Astoria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:24 am

A Skyhookedian area man who admitted smoking methamphetamines earlier in the day attacked a bedroom mattress with a bed post and his bare hands, believing a man was hiding inside it, lawmen say.




EDIT: A New Excalibian man stabbed his nephew four times with a 6-inch fillet knife for taking too long in the sauna, and claimed the younger man also made him feel disrespected, police said.

BN: remember it's Astoria
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The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
'Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.'
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You can call me RJ if you want
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Yegla Islands
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Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:29 am

Astoriyan man commits serial murder after repeated misspelling of his name in government census.
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


Yes, this nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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-Astoria
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Posts: 123
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:30 am

Yegla Islands wrote:Astoriyan man commits....

Seriously, this isn't funny.

/skip
The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
'Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.'
|Overview | |Anthem | |Policies | |Climate | |Leader | |Capital Act | |News | Ø| Defences (also here) | |Licence plates | |Food | |Tropes | |Anthro scale | |Q&A | | §|NS ranks (ignore tax) | Current year - 2019

Prime Minister of Forum 7
Me
Yuyencia files
NS' resident ☪ furry (no, not like those ones *yech*)
You can call me RJ if you want
A 9.75 civilisation according to this index. | A Class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.

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New Excalibus
Diplomat
 
Posts: 916
Founded: May 05, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Excalibus » Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:32 am

Yegla Islands man drives a truck with 15 pounds of dynamite in the back; claims it's "for a family reunion".
✦The United Commonwealth of New Excalibus✦
"That's not how this works- that's not how any of this works!"
Founder of The Clover Confederation
Factbook|Leader|Art|Views
A [19] civilization, according to this index.
Your standard, moody NS citizen. Need I say more?
[insert witty joke here]

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Far Easter Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 504
Founded: Nov 21, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Far Easter Republic » Sun Apr 28, 2019 5:17 am

New Excalibus man throws cheese at a billionaires house.
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HUElavia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 571
Founded: Jun 04, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby HUElavia » Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:11 am

Far Eastern Man steals truck with SPAM inside, dumps it into the local tiger exhibit at the zoo.
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Anti: Religious Fundamentalism , Christian Right, War, Fascist and Communist dictatorships, Science Denial, Terrorists of any kind
Economic: -3.0, Social: -4.41
ENFJ/Neutral Good

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-Astoria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:54 pm

A Huelavian man called 911 after going to the bathroom and finding a bright green iguana swimming in his toilet.

BN: ignore the Y
The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
'Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.'
|Overview | |Anthem | |Policies | |Climate | |Leader | |Capital Act | |News | Ø| Defences (also here) | |Licence plates | |Food | |Tropes | |Anthro scale | |Q&A | | §|NS ranks (ignore tax) | Current year - 2019

Prime Minister of Forum 7
Me
Yuyencia files
NS' resident ☪ furry (no, not like those ones *yech*)
You can call me RJ if you want
A 9.75 civilisation according to this index. | A Class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.

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Five Nations
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Posts: 75
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Five Nations » Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:00 pm

-Astorian man who hasn't any army, pounced at the enemy with only fists on the battlefield and dies.
Current date: 5th of June 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Elymai
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 22, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Elymai » Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:02 pm

Five Nations wrote:-Astorian man who hasn't any army, pounced at the enemy with only fists on the battlefield and dies.

Five Nations man invents kimchi filled pierogi, worldwide cholesterol levels elevate as a result
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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:05 pm

Elymai man singlehandedly stops a flood using nothing but three grapes and a bucket of sand.
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


Yes, this nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Pan-Asiatic States
Minister
 
Posts: 2808
Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:41 am

Yegla Islander Accidentally Pays Cybernetic AI Instead of Tax Bureau
PAN-ASIATIC STATES
泛亚洲国家联合会 | Estados Pan-Asyatiko
Founder of The Srivijayan Consortium
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(☉_(-‿-)_⚆)
Arisen from centuries of oppression, a 9-Republic Federation struggles to ensure the integrity of its New Democracy: by any means necessary.


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-Astoria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:47 am

A Pan-Asiatic man whose car was stolen with his 3-year-old son in the back seat chased the car down, then repeatedly shot the car thief, according to published reports.
The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
'Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.'
|Overview | |Anthem | |Policies | |Climate | |Leader | |Capital Act | |News | Ø| Defences (also here) | |Licence plates | |Food | |Tropes | |Anthro scale | |Q&A | | §|NS ranks (ignore tax) | Current year - 2019

Prime Minister of Forum 7
Me
Yuyencia files
NS' resident ☪ furry (no, not like those ones *yech*)
You can call me RJ if you want
A 9.75 civilisation according to this index. | A Class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.

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Five Nations
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Posts: 75
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Five Nations » Sun May 05, 2019 12:45 am

-Astorian man was throwing rocks at the dinosaurs.
Current date: 5th of June 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Astoriya
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Astoriya » Sun May 05, 2019 12:48 am

Five Nations wrote:-Astorian man was throwing rocks at the dinosaurs.

Seems someone didn't read the factbooks placed in front of them...

/stillme

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Revolucionario Cuba
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Posts: 73
Founded: Mar 07, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Revolucionario Cuba » Sun May 05, 2019 12:48 am

Five nation man kills 3 for insulting his cultural values
I am a Cuba where Fidel was overthrown. I exist in MT. American tourism and big business is welcomed.
I am right wing and pro market.
My storefronts:
1)One stop shop for all your shady dealings
2)Buy chemical weapons and other arms prohibited by the Geneva conventions here
3)Unethical experiments help for people who put science before personal liberty

Join The Golden Standard

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Little Tin Hat
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Posts: 84
Founded: Sep 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Little Tin Hat » Sun May 05, 2019 1:30 am

'cuban' man is strong-arming a punter for the debts they'd ran up at the casino. He has already taken a finger as encouragement and as a reminder to pay up.

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Cupofchar
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Posts: 70
Founded: Sep 04, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cupofchar » Fri May 10, 2019 11:41 am

Tinhatian man is often to be found at the doctors complaining of back problems due to emulating the figures on the flag.

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Czechoeuropa
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Apr 21, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Czechoeuropa » Fri May 10, 2019 11:45 am

Cupofcharian man shoots son, claims he was trespassing on his farm.

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-Astoria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Fri May 10, 2019 12:09 pm

18-year-old Czech man arrested after using his baby to batter his girlfriend, police say.
The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
'Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.'
|Overview | |Anthem | |Policies | |Climate | |Leader | |Capital Act | |News | Ø| Defences (also here) | |Licence plates | |Food | |Tropes | |Anthro scale | |Q&A | | §|NS ranks (ignore tax) | Current year - 2019

Prime Minister of Forum 7
Me
Yuyencia files
NS' resident ☪ furry (no, not like those ones *yech*)
You can call me RJ if you want
A 9.75 civilisation according to this index. | A Class 0.6 civilisation according to this index.

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