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Riakou
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Posts: 285
Founded: Aug 10, 2009
Libertarian Police State

Try Explaining That To A Caveman 2: Time to Rock

Postby Riakou » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:57 am

Ladies and Gents,

Owing to the success of the original, it is time for the second coming of the game 'Try explaining that to a caveman'
Lots of rock references are expected again.

To briefly go over the rules, you will explain the item/concept above you in terms that you think a caveman could reasonably understand, you then offer your own concept to explain.

EDIT: Please try not to give ridiculously specific and elaborately complex items to explain, this caused a great deal of frustration on the previous years thread, you are permitted to discount a post if you feel someone is being unreasonable in this manner.


EXAMPLE:

Concept: The difference between canon and non-canon stories.

Answer: Some make believe stories count in make-believe land. But some other make believe stories are just for fun.


Your first item will be,

Leaf Blower
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Hammer Britannia
Senator
 
Posts: 4502
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:02 am

Big long tube blows hard wind, makes you feel like warrior




Constipation Leavened Bread?
The FN FAL fetishist, Bisexual Libertarian Pagan, 27-year-old Boomer your mom warned you about
Buy my Chemical Weapons pls.
People ask "could", but nobody asks "should"
Click here for free cake.
Be a sourceless Libertarian Greek Pagan who calls everyone he doesn't like Communist

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Deutschess Kaiserreich
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Posts: 1411
Founded: Sep 23, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Deutschess Kaiserreich » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:02 am

Thing use the divine wind to move tree babies to a better place.

A car
The Deutsches Kaiserreich
The Kaiserriech is an alternative history timeline where Germany won the First Weltkreig. Currently, the Kaiserriech is a Federal Monarchy. Our current leader is Victoria Louise Adelheid Mathilde Charlotte the Second. For more information.
Socialist Minecraft Server wrote:Im thinking about what im thinking about what im thinking
Ethnic Female German living in [REDACTED] (Not comfortable with revealing my identity).

Proud Monarch of the ♔♚IMPERION COALITION♚♔
Retconning lots of lore so expect some non-sensical parts in my factbooks. Also, bit minor fantasy elements may be added.

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Shanhwa
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Mar 18, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Shanhwa » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:06 am

Shiny box snake roll along ground, make vroom sound.

The theoretic possibilities of directed energy weapons.
The Free State of Shanhwa

自由州的山红瓦


Alt-universe and alt-account of Sicaris.

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The Earth United Government
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Earth United Government » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:08 am

Ball of light go hit man over there. Ball of light make man die.

Spaceships?
An earth where an experiment to fix climate change went horribly wrong- Now unified by a single world government. And where it's "Might Made Right." Join the Navy today- Sail on the deck of a Battlefleet! And now with Stories from an Iron Sky...
Current Speaker of The Council - James T. Russell

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The Chuck
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Posts: 1166
Founded: Apr 18, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Chuck » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:08 am

Big Rock To Sky

turn of the 20th century bolt action rifle.
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I use NS Stats. - Yes, a majority of my people die at 25... (we lost YET another year!)
How every house in The Chuck looks
"An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject."
Quotes from others.
Borders of The Chuck
Finally made my own Discord. Chuck's Arms Bazaar
"I'm not a bad man but in certain situations I have to ask myself, "What would a bad man do?" -War Dogs
Guess what gun is in my flag and win a prize!
Pest Control
Ifreann and I might not see eye to eye on many political things but damn, they sure do have the Gifs for the situations! :D

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Castelia
Envoy
 
Posts: 346
Founded: Sep 04, 2015
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Castelia » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:16 am

The Chuck wrote:Big Rock To Sky

turn of the 20th century bolt action rifle.


twisty thingy boom stick

smartphone
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"Here we have the ultimate irony, gentlemen: a real life liberal roleplaying an authoritarian nation!" - Me referring to me
"I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator." - Richard Branson
All posts are OOC unless specified otherwise.
All posts are to be treated as sarcasm unless specified otherwise (does not apply to roleplay and OOC threads).
Amateur roleplayer and aspiring computer programmer.
Secretary of State of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

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Democratic Republic Of Unified States
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Dec 27, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Democratic Republic Of Unified States » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:18 am

A bacon sandwich

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Depackya
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: May 03, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Depackya » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:36 am

Democratic Republic Of Unified States wrote:A bacon sandwich

Ooh yummy yummy meat square

Castelia wrote:
The Chuck wrote:Big Rock To Sky

turn of the 20th century bolt action rifle.


twisty thingy boom stick

smartphone

Flashy loud magic box

Jetpack
Hail the Confederation!
Depackya | Office of the War Ministry | Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
"Liberty is Overrated."
Yes, this nation uses NS Stats. Yes, my citizens live to 26 yrs old.
All posts are OOC unless marked otherwise.

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The Fascist Waffle Empire
Attaché
 
Posts: 94
Founded: Apr 03, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Fascist Waffle Empire » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:42 am

Rock that make you fly, and is on fire.

40 mm rotary grenade launcher
Now i know what yall may be thinkin. No, im not a fascist, i'm theocratical monarchy. And no, we are not a country composed of sentient waffles. Although that was one of the original ideas.

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Amanda Seyfried Phap Tribute and Dog
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 18, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Amanda Seyfried Phap Tribute and Dog » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:43 am

Edit: Boom rock shiny rock slingshot

Pierre Schaeffer's Cinq études de bruits
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Democratic Republic Of Unified States
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Dec 27, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Democratic Republic Of Unified States » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:44 am

Man think noise different. He hear noise see if they different

Leroy Jenkins

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The African Emirates
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The African Emirates » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:46 am

AAN:Long bread man keep weird sounds on metal box

AN: Man calls on big man in sky to make other man feel better

Nuclear Fusion
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A robotic civilization spanning multiple superclusters, and traveling around the omniverse through
F O L D S P A C E ! (The population is not black, they have no skin. Again, robots. However, everyone has unlimited n-word passes.)
A [3 2/3] civilization(Tier 10, Level 0, Type 10), according to this index.
A Tier 1, Type VII, Intergalactic power, according to this index.
Current Year: 2019 CE
PRO: Israel, Climate Change Awareness, Science, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Capitalism with Socialist Elements
NEUTRAL: Palestine, Conservatives, Abortion, Capitalism
AGAINST: Intolerance, Article 13, Communism, Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Alt-Left, Trump

8values
Whether I'm looking like a #mess, or looking my #best, I'm always feeling either #blessed or #depressed.

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Amanda Seyfried Phap Tribute and Dog
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 18, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Amanda Seyfried Phap Tribute and Dog » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:48 am

Small fire rock close to make bigger small fire rock

Tv2 vinjett 1987
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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Posts: 1011
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:05 am

Bright box with time and you look at it.

Sociology.
Is Homosexual.
IC name is the Second British Republic
This nation is just satire. I'm an anarcho-syndicalist IRL.
10.5: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Literature and Philosophical Index: http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... a=100&p=80
http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... =52.5&s=80
MBTI: ENTP
PolitiScales: http://politiscales.la-commune.net/en_U ... 0&comp=100
B
Apartheid Supporters Click Here!

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The Order of the Holy Inquisitors
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jan 31, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Order of the Holy Inquisitors » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:17 am

Caveman and caveman make problems. Caveman learn caveman problems.

The internet

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Hiroko Marsden
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 23, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hiroko Marsden » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:19 am

Big spider web
LSD
I am not a psychopath, the BBC lies.

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The Earth United Government
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Earth United Government » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:20 am

You take thing, you do thing, and suddenly temporarily happy.

School.
An earth where an experiment to fix climate change went horribly wrong- Now unified by a single world government. And where it's "Might Made Right." Join the Navy today- Sail on the deck of a Battlefleet! And now with Stories from an Iron Sky...
Current Speaker of The Council - James T. Russell

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Point Pleasant
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Point Pleasant » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:07 pm

You go place, you learn, you work, you go home.

Cryptids
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Fishy Apples
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Feb 10, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Fishy Apples » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:11 pm

Funny looking animals hard to find. Some tasty, especially ones with big feet.


String Theory :twisted:
A member nation of The Bunny Fire.
The Bunny Fire - Where you are free to be yourself. We just ask that you
EAT THE CARROT.

A Tier 5, Level 7, Type 4 civilization, according to this index.
Fishy Apples is a mostly desert & mountainous nation largely populated by humans & mermaids that happens to be a capable mystical civilization known for our seafood and well... our apples & apple orchards.

We don't use NS Stats.

Nation Factbook (WIP)
Factbook for Queen Jackie IV (WIP)

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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Posts: 1011
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:23 pm

Universe spaghetti. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Black Holes
Is Homosexual.
IC name is the Second British Republic
This nation is just satire. I'm an anarcho-syndicalist IRL.
10.5: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Literature and Philosophical Index: http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... a=100&p=80
http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... =52.5&s=80
MBTI: ENTP
PolitiScales: http://politiscales.la-commune.net/en_U ... 0&comp=100
B
Apartheid Supporters Click Here!

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Jocospor
Diplomat
 
Posts: 545
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Jocospor » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:57 pm

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Universe spaghetti. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Black Holes

Secret sky cave that sometimes disappears.

Ceiling fan.
HAIL THE CONFEDERATION!
CONFEDERATION OF CORRUPT DICTATORS | OFFICE OF THE VICEROY | DELEGATE'S OFFICE
JOCOSPOR | FOREIGN AFFAIRS OFFICE


"Destroy democracy. End degeneracy. Love your Emperor. Thou shalt know no fear."
- Farland Macmillan, Grand High Direktor of the Empire, addressing the 3rd Imperial Cabinet

(All posts IC unless marked otherwise)

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A Crimson
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby A Crimson » Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:33 pm

Spinning thing with long blocks.



Digestive system
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We are The Crimson from Terraria.

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Decu Caine
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 15, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Decu Caine » Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:36 pm

The food road.

Sliding glass doors
"Learning never exhausts the mind." -Leonardo da Vinci
Kannap wrote:Change is good, try it some time.

Economic: -5.75
Social: -5.44
Democratic republic with a very strong economy valuing civil rights and political freedom.
Gay male, Bernie supporter, avid 90's rock fan.
Check out Decu Caine's official website! decucaine.cf
Only NS Civil Rights, Economy, and Political Freedom are used.

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The World Capitalist Confederation
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1011
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:50 pm

Invisible door that moves

A nuclear bomb
Is Homosexual.
IC name is the Second British Republic
This nation is just satire. I'm an anarcho-syndicalist IRL.
10.5: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Literature and Philosophical Index: http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... a=100&p=80
http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... =52.5&s=80
MBTI: ENTP
PolitiScales: http://politiscales.la-commune.net/en_U ... 0&comp=100
B
Apartheid Supporters Click Here!

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