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Ten Thousand Monkey Genocide

Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:49 am

I recently had nostalgia for this from back in the day, and I'd like to play it again. So, here's the rules.
-Just find creative ways to kill the monkeys
I'll start
Monkey 10000 jumped off a cliff while blindfolded
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Postby Astoriya » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:52 am

Monkey 9,999 smacked into a tree
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Postby Great Mojave » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:53 am

Monkey 9,998 was subjected to several hours of Rythm Heaven
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Postby The Flag Dynasty » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:55 am

Monkey 9,997 to be the first to enter orbit around the sun
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Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:01 am

Monkey 9,996 mistook tide pods for candy
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Postby Great Mojave » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:04 am

Monkey 9,995 fell into a deep depression over the death of monkey 9,996, and ended up jumping from the balcony of his condo two weeks later
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Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:55 pm

Monkey 9,994's ears literally bled to death
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Postby Alcolytes » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:52 am

Tornado Queendom wrote:Monkey 9,994's ears literally bled to death

Monkey 9,993 smoked two packs a day
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Postby The State of Yi » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:54 am

Monkey 9992 manufactured cigarette packs and accidentally damaged the machinery while making them, exploding himself
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Postby Woods Is Back » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:55 am

Monkey 9991 tried to play a trumpet, but instead of blowing, sucked the trumpet mouth piece down his throat.
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Postby Rykil » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:56 am

Monkey 9990 bound all of CoD's controls to a single key and pressed it.

We could not recover the body.
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Postby Arcturus Novus » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:57 am

Monkey 9,989 died of a heart attack learning that Homestuck updated on its tenth anniversary.
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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:57 am

Monkey 9,988 is subjected to a 9th level version of Suggestion, forcing it to do the Cha Cha Slide for 366 days straight.
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Postby Castelia » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:58 am

Monkey 9,987 attempted to make Kim Jong-un laugh. He didn't laugh.
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Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:04 am

Monkey 9986 accidentally wrote their own name in the Death Note.
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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:07 am

Monkey 9,985 died fighting Monkey 9,984.
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Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:12 am

Monkey 9,984 was gang-raped to death by Monkeys 9,983 and 9,982.
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Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:14 am

Monkey 9983 was blasted into nonexistence by the sheer power of Author.
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Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:19 am

Monkey 9982 was memed to death.
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:22 am

Monkey 9981 attempted to assassinate the President
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Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:24 am

Monkey 9980 was forced to performing mukbang live and it died caused by over-eating.
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Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:27 am

Monkey 9979 was in the island of Krakatoa on August 26 1883.
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Postby The United Chinese Republic » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:29 am

Monkey 9978 was sucked into a black hole
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Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:31 am

Monkey 9977 was killed during the North Korean nuclear test.
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Postby Andsed » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:31 am

Monkey 9976 was drop kicked out of existence.
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