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Tornado Queendom
Diplomat
 
Posts: 776
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Ten Thousand Monkey Genocide

Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:49 am

I recently had nostalgia for this from back in the day, and I'd like to play it again. So, here's the rules.
-Just find creative ways to kill the monkeys
I'll start
Monkey 10000 jumped off a cliff while blindfolded
IC Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
If I'm not on Nationstates [on either this account or one of my other puppets], you can usually find me in Worms Armageddon under the name "YTrojan"
Proud to be AnCap
I hate human rights (western imperialism) and equality (communism), so throw rocks at me.
♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
If I had a Steam Gift for every gender, I would have 2 games and a shitload of copies of Bad Rats.
Where I go one, I go all. QAnon supporter, throw rocks at me.
Not interested in General

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Astoriya
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Astoriya » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:52 am

Monkey 9,999 smacked into a tree

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Great Mojave
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 170
Founded: Aug 02, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Great Mojave » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:53 am

Monkey 9,998 was subjected to several hours of Rythm Heaven
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(-_Q)

Pro: 1st and 2nd wave feminism, Libertarian Party, Cryptocurrency, Capitalism, USA, Christianity, Space Travel, Civic Nationalism, 1st Amendment, 2nd Amendment

NEIN: Monarchy, Socialism, Mutualism, Communism, Syndicalism, Fascism, Wahabism, Islam (the idea, not its supporters.), Islamism, Theocracy, Authoritarianism, Corporatism
(Almost) not based on fallout! Also, we don't use NS stats.
Libertarian Republic of
Great Mojave
Now with 50% more sapient deathclaws!

The Year is 2050. The cities are big, the streets are bathed in neon, the desert is hot, and the wave is synth.

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The Flag Dynasty
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jul 31, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Flag Dynasty » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:55 am

Monkey 9,997 to be the first to enter orbit around the sun

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Tornado Queendom
Diplomat
 
Posts: 776
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:01 am

Monkey 9,996 mistook tide pods for candy
IC Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
If I'm not on Nationstates [on either this account or one of my other puppets], you can usually find me in Worms Armageddon under the name "YTrojan"
Proud to be AnCap
I hate human rights (western imperialism) and equality (communism), so throw rocks at me.
♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
If I had a Steam Gift for every gender, I would have 2 games and a shitload of copies of Bad Rats.
Where I go one, I go all. QAnon supporter, throw rocks at me.
Not interested in General

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Great Mojave
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 170
Founded: Aug 02, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Great Mojave » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:04 am

Monkey 9,995 fell into a deep depression over the death of monkey 9,996, and ended up jumping from the balcony of his condo two weeks later
_[' ]_
(-_Q)

Pro: 1st and 2nd wave feminism, Libertarian Party, Cryptocurrency, Capitalism, USA, Christianity, Space Travel, Civic Nationalism, 1st Amendment, 2nd Amendment

NEIN: Monarchy, Socialism, Mutualism, Communism, Syndicalism, Fascism, Wahabism, Islam (the idea, not its supporters.), Islamism, Theocracy, Authoritarianism, Corporatism
(Almost) not based on fallout! Also, we don't use NS stats.
Libertarian Republic of
Great Mojave
Now with 50% more sapient deathclaws!

The Year is 2050. The cities are big, the streets are bathed in neon, the desert is hot, and the wave is synth.

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Tornado Queendom
Diplomat
 
Posts: 776
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:55 pm

Monkey 9,994's ears literally bled to death
IC Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
If I'm not on Nationstates [on either this account or one of my other puppets], you can usually find me in Worms Armageddon under the name "YTrojan"
Proud to be AnCap
I hate human rights (western imperialism) and equality (communism), so throw rocks at me.
♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
If I had a Steam Gift for every gender, I would have 2 games and a shitload of copies of Bad Rats.
Where I go one, I go all. QAnon supporter, throw rocks at me.
Not interested in General

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Alcolytes
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Mar 19, 2019
Capitalizt

Postby Alcolytes » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:52 am

Tornado Queendom wrote:Monkey 9,994's ears literally bled to death

Monkey 9,993 smoked two packs a day
IC Name: Acolytes/Austrian Protection Agency

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The State of Yi
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The State of Yi » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:54 am

Monkey 9992 manufactured cigarette packs and accidentally damaged the machinery while making them, exploding himself

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Woods Is Back
Envoy
 
Posts: 258
Founded: Sep 07, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Woods Is Back » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:55 am

Monkey 9991 tried to play a trumpet, but instead of blowing, sucked the trumpet mouth piece down his throat.
"Pi, the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter, and this is just the beginning; it keeps on going, forever, without ever repeating. Which means that contained within this string of decimals, is every single other number. Your birthdate, combination to your locker, your social security number, it's all in there, somewhere. And if you convert these decimals into letters, you would have every word that ever existed in every possible combination; the first syllable you spoke as a baby, the name of your latest crush, your entire life story from beginning to end, everything we ever say or do; all of the world's infinite possibilities rest within this one simple circle. Now what you do with that information; what it's good for, well that would be up to you."

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Rykil
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 411
Founded: Jan 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Rykil » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:56 am

Monkey 9990 bound all of CoD's controls to a single key and pressed it.

We could not recover the body.
RP
Always up for a good RP, primarily FT and FanT
Also looking for a good Lovecraftian RP
#CurbYourCarbonLife

Whatever Rykil is now

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."

I disown all posts before March 18th, 2019.

Trying to go to sleep at 3AM be like

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Arcturus Novus
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6326
Founded: Dec 03, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Arcturus Novus » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:57 am

Monkey 9,989 died of a heart attack learning that Homestuck updated on its tenth anniversary.
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about me - about my politics - my twitter - my tumblr
Member of the Committee for Proletarian Degeneracy
Des-Bal wrote:If you aren't ashamed of your opinions in 7 years you aren't growing as a person.

The Xenopolis Confederation wrote:I'm sure that as a Nazi, you apply your opposition to banning things in a very consistent and principled mammer.

Kowani wrote:
Loben The 2nd wrote:Victory is not measured by losses. It’s measured by gains.

Said Pyrrhus.

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Evil Dictators Happyland
Minister
 
Posts: 3210
Founded: Aug 03, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:57 am

Monkey 9,988 is subjected to a 9th level version of Suggestion, forcing it to do the Cha Cha Slide for 366 days straight.
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Killer Queen has already touched this signature.

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Castelia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 600
Founded: Sep 04, 2015
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Castelia » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:58 am

Monkey 9,987 attempted to make Kim Jong-un laugh. He didn't laugh.
Last edited by Castelia on Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:02 am, edited 1 time in total.
Proud member of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators. Amateur roleplayer. Just a random person who wants to have fun and feel alive.

I don't do nation factbooks because I'm an ADD-addled, OCD-afflicted perfectionist who keeps editing content to the point I just delete the factbook afterwards.

Disclaimer: My nation does not, in any way, represent my real life views. Nor does my choice of region of residence. I also don't use NS stats (sometimes). NSGP in a nutshell.

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Samudera Darussalam
Minister
 
Posts: 2101
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:04 am

Monkey 9986 accidentally wrote their own name in the Death Note.
Embassy Link - This is closed for a while.

Indonesian Muslim


Chrinthanium wrote:Deep fried NSG gives me indigestion.

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Evil Dictators Happyland
Minister
 
Posts: 3210
Founded: Aug 03, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:07 am

Monkey 9,985 died fighting Monkey 9,984.
Killer Queen has already touched this signature.

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Five Nations
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Posts: 75
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:12 am

Monkey 9,984 was gang-raped to death by Monkeys 9,983 and 9,982.
Current date: 3rd of July 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Samudera Darussalam
Minister
 
Posts: 2101
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:14 am

Monkey 9983 was blasted into nonexistence by the sheer power of Author.
Embassy Link - This is closed for a while.

Indonesian Muslim


Chrinthanium wrote:Deep fried NSG gives me indigestion.

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Five Nations
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Posts: 75
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:19 am

Monkey 9982 was memed to death.
Current date: 3rd of July 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Hammer Britannia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5184
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:22 am

Monkey 9981 attempted to assassinate the President
The FN FAL fetishist, Bisexual Libertarian Pagan, 27-year-old Boomer your mom warned you about
Supreme Dictator WA delegate of The Labyrinth. Please join, we have memes
Ifreann wrote:Having coined the name, I offer NSG this wisdom.

If you meet Witch Hitler, kill her.

Credit to this glorious flag go to Yegla Islands

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Five Nations
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Posts: 75
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:24 am

Monkey 9980 was forced to performing mukbang live and it died caused by over-eating.
Current date: 3rd of July 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Samudera Darussalam
Minister
 
Posts: 2101
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:27 am

Monkey 9979 was in the island of Krakatoa on August 26 1883.
Embassy Link - This is closed for a while.

Indonesian Muslim


Chrinthanium wrote:Deep fried NSG gives me indigestion.

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The United Chinese Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The United Chinese Republic » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:29 am

Monkey 9978 was sucked into a black hole
A 13.7 civilization, according to this index.

PRO-GUAIDO (Venezuelan chair of parliament...)
OPTION 1 (Denounced)
CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHIST PARTY (though not Trump) (Time for a Monarchist Party in the USA?
DELICIOUS AND TASTY (Meatless burgers are Satan's work)

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Five Nations
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Posts: 75
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:31 am

Monkey 9977 was killed during the North Korean nuclear test.
Last edited by Five Nations on Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:31 am, edited 1 time in total.
Current date: 3rd of July 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Andsed
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6591
Founded: Aug 24, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Andsed » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:31 am

Monkey 9976 was drop kicked out of existence.
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NationStates going from serious debates about homosexuality to jokes about Jesus a marijuana dealer in the span of one to two posts since November 13 2002.
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