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Tornado Queendom
Envoy
 
Posts: 262
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Ten Thousand Monkey Genocide

Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:49 am

I recently had nostalgia for this from back in the day, and I'd like to play it again. So, here's the rules.
-Just find creative ways to kill the monkeys
I'll start
Monkey 10000 jumped off a cliff while blindfolded
IC Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
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If I'm not on Nationstates [on either this account or one of my other puppets], you can usually find me in Worms Armageddon under the name "SpyVsSpyFan" [which I have yet to change] (If I'm not there, I'm usually either at school or asleep.).
Worms Armageddon 3.8 is coming soon, in case you're wondering

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Astoriya
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Astoriya » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:52 am

Monkey 9,999 smacked into a tree

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Great Mojave
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Aug 02, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Great Mojave » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:53 am

Monkey 9,998 was subjected to several hours of Rythm Heaven
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Pro: 1st and 2nd wave feminism, Libertarian Party, Cryptocurrency, Capitalism, USA, Christianity, Space Travel, Civic Nationalism, 1st Amendment, 2nd Amendment

NEIN: Monarchy, Socialism, Mutualism, Communism, Syndicalism, Fascism, Wahabism, Islam (the idea, not its supporters.), Islamism, Theocracy, Authoritarianism, Corporatism
Not based on fallout! Also, we don't use NS stats.
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The Flag Dynasty
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jul 31, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Flag Dynasty » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:55 am

Monkey 9,997 to be the first to enter orbit around the sun

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Tornado Queendom
Envoy
 
Posts: 262
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:01 am

Monkey 9,996 mistook tide pods for candy
IC Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
If I'm not on Nationstates [on either this account or one of my other puppets], you can usually find me in Worms Armageddon under the name "SpyVsSpyFan" [which I have yet to change] (If I'm not there, I'm usually either at school or asleep.).
Worms Armageddon 3.8 is coming soon, in case you're wondering

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Great Mojave
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Aug 02, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Great Mojave » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:04 am

Monkey 9,995 fell into a deep depression over the death of monkey 9,996, and ended up jumping from the balcony of his condo two weeks later
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Pro: 1st and 2nd wave feminism, Libertarian Party, Cryptocurrency, Capitalism, USA, Christianity, Space Travel, Civic Nationalism, 1st Amendment, 2nd Amendment

NEIN: Monarchy, Socialism, Mutualism, Communism, Syndicalism, Fascism, Wahabism, Islam (the idea, not its supporters.), Islamism, Theocracy, Authoritarianism, Corporatism
Not based on fallout! Also, we don't use NS stats.
Libertarian Republic of
Great Mojave

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Tornado Queendom
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Posts: 262
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:55 pm

Monkey 9,994's ears literally bled to death
IC Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
If I'm not on Nationstates [on either this account or one of my other puppets], you can usually find me in Worms Armageddon under the name "SpyVsSpyFan" [which I have yet to change] (If I'm not there, I'm usually either at school or asleep.).
Worms Armageddon 3.8 is coming soon, in case you're wondering

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Alcolytes
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Mar 19, 2019
Anarchy

Postby Alcolytes » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:52 am

Tornado Queendom wrote:Monkey 9,994's ears literally bled to death

Monkey 9,993 smoked two packs a day
IC Name: Acolytes/Austrian Protection Agency

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The State of Yi
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 17, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The State of Yi » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:54 am

Monkey 9992 manufactured cigarette packs and accidentally damaged the machinery while making them, exploding himself

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Woods Is Back
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Sep 07, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Woods Is Back » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:55 am

Monkey 9991 tried to play a trumpet, but instead of blowing, sucked the trumpet mouth piece down his throat.
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“Resentment Is Like Drinking Poison And Waiting For The Other Person To Die.”
-Princess Leia
"Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that in your heart, you will know peace."
-Loki
"I've found from past experiences that the tighter you plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable."
- MacGyver
"Well, These Things Happen."
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Rykil
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 182
Founded: Jan 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Rykil » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:56 am

Monkey 9990 bound all of CoD's controls to a single key and pressed it.

We could not recover the body.
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Arcturus Novus
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6184
Founded: Dec 03, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Arcturus Novus » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:57 am

Monkey 9,989 died of a heart attack learning that Homestuck updated on its tenth anniversary.
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Just your friendly neighborhood autistic furry transbian anarchist.
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Evil Dictators Happyland
Minister
 
Posts: 2516
Founded: Aug 03, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:57 am

Monkey 9,988 is subjected to a 9th level version of Suggestion, forcing it to do the Cha Cha Slide for 366 days straight.
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IC name is "The United Socialist States of America".
This nation does not represent my actual political beliefs.
NS stats are mostly canon, but serve more as a guideline than anything else.
Collectivism, capitalism, authority, and individuality all do not function in a vacuum, or at least not on a large enough scale to be worth basing an ideology around, and they must all be tempered by the opposing force. (Not a centrist, by the way, but they do raise good points, and they're probably the most sane and level headed ideology - and yes, mine is no exception.)
Shrek dies in Endgame.
My factbooks are quite messy, I'll update them sometime in the distant future.
Political compass: -5.5 economic, -3.54 social (social democrat), will retake every few months.

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Castelia
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Sep 04, 2015
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Castelia » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:58 am

Monkey 9,987 attempted to make Kim Jong-un laugh. He didn't laugh.
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Samudera Darussalam
Diplomat
 
Posts: 901
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:04 am

Monkey 9986 accidentally wrote their own name in the Death Note.
Embassy Link - This is closed for a while.




"Alam takambang jadi guru"
(Learn from the wide world)

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Evil Dictators Happyland
Minister
 
Posts: 2516
Founded: Aug 03, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:07 am

Monkey 9,985 died fighting Monkey 9,984.
IC name is "The United Socialist States of America".
This nation does not represent my actual political beliefs.
NS stats are mostly canon, but serve more as a guideline than anything else.
Collectivism, capitalism, authority, and individuality all do not function in a vacuum, or at least not on a large enough scale to be worth basing an ideology around, and they must all be tempered by the opposing force. (Not a centrist, by the way, but they do raise good points, and they're probably the most sane and level headed ideology - and yes, mine is no exception.)
Shrek dies in Endgame.
My factbooks are quite messy, I'll update them sometime in the distant future.
Political compass: -5.5 economic, -3.54 social (social democrat), will retake every few months.

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Five Nations
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Posts: 68
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:12 am

Monkey 9,984 was gang-raped to death by Monkeys 9,983 and 9,982.
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Current date: 11th of May 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Samudera Darussalam
Diplomat
 
Posts: 901
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:14 am

Monkey 9983 was blasted into nonexistence by the sheer power of Author.
Embassy Link - This is closed for a while.




"Alam takambang jadi guru"
(Learn from the wide world)

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Five Nations
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Posts: 68
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:19 am

Monkey 9982 was memed to death.
Wspólnota Pięciorga Narodów.
다섯 개국의 연방.
Общността на петте нации.
Az Öt Nemzetek Közössége.
Zjednoćenstwo Pjećo Narodow.
Current date: 11th of May 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Hammer Britannia
Senator
 
Posts: 4470
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:22 am

Monkey 9981 attempted to assassinate the President
The FN FAL fetishist, Bisexual Libertarian Pagan, 27-year-old Boomer your mom warned you about
Buy my Chemical Weapons pls.
People ask "could", but nobody asks "should"
Click here for free cake.
Be a sourceless Libertarian Greek Pagan who calls everyone he doesn't like Communist

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Five Nations
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Posts: 68
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:24 am

Monkey 9980 was forced to performing mukbang live and it died caused by over-eating.
Wspólnota Pięciorga Narodów.
다섯 개국의 연방.
Общността на петте нации.
Az Öt Nemzetek Közössége.
Zjednoćenstwo Pjećo Narodow.
Current date: 11th of May 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Samudera Darussalam
Diplomat
 
Posts: 901
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:27 am

Monkey 9979 was in the island of Krakatoa on August 26 1883.
Embassy Link - This is closed for a while.




"Alam takambang jadi guru"
(Learn from the wide world)

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The United Chinese Republic
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The United Chinese Republic » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:29 am

Monkey 9978 was sucked into a black hole
PRO-GUAIDO (Venezuelan chair of parliament...)
OPTION 1 (Denounced)
CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHIST PARTY (though not Trump) (Time for a Monarchist Party in the USA?)

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Five Nations
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Posts: 68
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Five Nations » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:31 am

Monkey 9977 was killed during the North Korean nuclear test.
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Wspólnota Pięciorga Narodów.
다섯 개국의 연방.
Общността на петте нации.
Az Öt Nemzetek Közössége.
Zjednoćenstwo Pjećo Narodow.
Current date: 11th of May 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Andsed
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5586
Founded: Aug 24, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Andsed » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:31 am

Monkey 9976 was drop kicked out of existence.
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