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Finsterwald
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YL receives a proposal of marriage from AN's Leader

Postby Finsterwald » Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:28 am

How would YL react?

"No name, no place of origin... if I am supposed to marry you, you should have given some indication of identity."
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My Own Imagination
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Postby My Own Imagination » Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:32 am

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Paradeavenlisian States
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Founded: Feb 10, 2019
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Postby Paradeavenlisian States » Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:37 am

"Wait a minute.... doesn't this guy have some personal ultimate weapon or something? Quick! Build my giant doll version of myself as a disguise so we don't expose our secrets!"Judicius Angevin panicking and running off.
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Valentine Z
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Postby Valentine Z » Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:41 am

I am so sorry, my friend, but this will be a resounding "No!" from me! I am already a married woman, err, robot, and I love Valentijn till the end of time, ha ha! ♥
So, no more marriage proposals to me, but at the same time, you are free to visit me and Valentijn any time! We like to welcome people and to talk to you all!

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I can either talk to you with positive words, or I will do Primal Scream Therapy. I will scream into your ears. :P
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
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• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
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Calliana
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Postby Calliana » Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:54 am

"I'm flattered Clarrissa, really. But I feel that wouldn't be particularly good for my health..." *Wiker nervously glances over at his wife* "You know, given your size... Not in a bad way, I mean... It's just... you know. I don't want to be crushed to death just because you roll over onto me in your sleep. That and I'm happily married."
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Valentine Z
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Postby Valentine Z » Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:15 am

Calliana wrote:"I'm flattered Clarrissa, really. But I feel that wouldn't be particularly good for my health..." *Wiker nervously glances over at his wife* "You know, given your size... Not in a bad way, I mean... It's just... you know. I don't want to be crushed to death just because you roll over onto me in your sleep. That and I'm happily married."
- Thomas Wiker, President of Calliana


That, and we are married, Clarissa! WHYYYYY... Why did you propose to someone else? I thought we have something! I thought... I thought we are a lot more!
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Marnix Svtw. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

No, Vallie, no! It is not like this, I swear! I swear I love you, Vallie, and no one will take me away from you! Please, it was all a big misunderstanding, I mean it!
- Exuberant T-1000 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Harumi

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And CUT! Okay, that's enough for this part. We have to save the rest of the bits for the next episode! Val, good emotions! Clarissa, need to show tears!
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Wt. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

But Clarissa can't cry! She's a robot! I mean, she cannot show the tears! Unless, unless her face display thing can show tears like that? Or CGI?
- Vice Foresittend Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Moira Marlene Wendy Lucille Lapis Jill “Неуловимый” Nvt. Zolina łnt. Natasha Vasilisa Helen Ceeta

/ Skip, of course!
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I can either talk to you with positive words, or I will do Primal Scream Therapy. I will scream into your ears. :P
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
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Romanovskaya
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Free-Market Paradise

Postby Romanovskaya » Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:25 am

"As charming as you might be Thomas, there is no way in God's good name I could marry a Socialist!"
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Aision
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Postby Aision » Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:41 am

"I have to decline as I am already happily married."
(to himself) "Speaking of that, I think I somehow got a certain old love letter to Sophie mixed up with the diplomatic respondence..." (rushes off)
- Chancellor Dr. Torund Usophrell

skip the following section
@Valentine Z:
"My Minister of Science, Technology and Education informs me that our public robotics research institute would gladly develop a tear module for Exuberant Harumi as a gesture of good will between our countries."
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A Germano-Polynesian nation located on a paradisic South Sea archipelago and founded on Enlightenment ideals, the Free State of Aision of Aision is a cosmopolitan bastion of liberty and rationalism, notable for its devotion to science, utopian green architecture and costumed superheroes.
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Fatatatutti
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Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:01 am

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Valentine Z
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Postby Valentine Z » Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:31 am

Fatatatutti wrote:"Would it be a cliché to say I'm already married to the Army? Look me up again when I'm old enough to retire."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina


Ooooh, I am sorry again, my friend! I told you, I cannot accept this proposal, because I am happily married? Isn't that right, Vallie? You know I love you, ha ha!
- Exuberant T-1000 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Harumi

Indeed, but just need to wonder, where did all these proposals to you coming from? I mean, we ain't cheating on each other, but they just assume you're single?
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Marnix Svtw. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing
I can either talk to you with positive words, or I will do Primal Scream Therapy. I will scream into your ears. :P
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
• I REALLY hate that eye rolling smiley!
NEWS: ... Beep, Boop!

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The Burke Islands
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Postby The Burke Islands » Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:33 am

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Finsterwald
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Postby Finsterwald » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:29 am

(under his breath): "An Empress... Yes, that would serve me well."
(out loud): "I accept"
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Inkopolitia
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Postby Inkopolitia » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:31 am

"No, dude! Don't you get the memo?! I have a wife, and i'm not straight!" -Queen Surume, showing her wedding ring
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Aision
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Postby Aision » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:39 am

Inkopolitia wrote:"No, dude! Don't you get the memo?! I have a wife, and i'm not straight!" -Queen Surume, showing her wedding ring

"If you are married and not straight, why did you send me a marriage proposal?"
- Chancellor Torund Usophrell

"Well, why did you send out two marriage proposals to various heads of states, husband...?!?"
- Sophie Waranil, the Chancellor's wife

"My beloved, I already told you that was an accident! That was an old love letter I wrote to you! Don't you remember it anymore? ...wait, two?"
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A Germano-Polynesian nation located on a paradisic South Sea archipelago and founded on Enlightenment ideals, the Free State of Aision of Aision is a cosmopolitan bastion of liberty and rationalism, notable for its devotion to science, utopian green architecture and costumed superheroes.
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The Old Sovereign Colonies
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Postby The Old Sovereign Colonies » Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:30 pm

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Karamiko
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Postby Karamiko » Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:48 pm

"I... what... wow!! These proposals are all so sweet and loving! Maybe I can get married someday, but I do feel like I should get to know these people first, hehe!"
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Hyperion Remnant Fleet
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Postby Hyperion Remnant Fleet » Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:54 pm

*Crosses his arm in pride*
"Aha, so the Antarctican mortals truly can see beauty and perfection after all if one of their people has offered to marry a perfect killing machine like me... Just you wait, Azuma (or Amelie?), I am going to tell my adoptive daughter about this news! After all, someone needs to take care of Aisha while I'm away cracking the skulls of degenerates."

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Postby Bloodshade » Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:41 pm

"I'm...flattered but honestly, did you think it was a good idea to propose to a pacifist vampire that detests the sight of blood?

You know, I'm inclined to accept for the sake of your daughter. I don't like tooting my own horn but I think I'm great with children and I do wish to show her what sanity feels like. Does that poor girl know how brutal you truly are?!

Come to think of it, I still have no idea why you're proposing to me. Did your mind just go head over heels when you saw me? Are you trying to make me a trophy wife or do you truly believe that opposites attract? God, you're even scarier than I thought. Look, the most I'm willing to do is have a fling with you! That's it!"

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Five Nations
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Kyneland
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Postby Kyneland » Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:45 pm

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Kyoki Chudoku
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Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:46 pm

“Aren’t you already married? Wait, let me check...how many people have you done this to!? Goodness, it’s like Gikochinai...anyway, in case you can’t tell, no. I am not sacrificing all I have for less than nothing. Go find someone else and waste their time instead of mine, I’ve got work to do.”

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Postby The Great-German Empire » Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:00 pm

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Postby Triora » Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:03 pm

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The Burke Islands
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Burke Islands » Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:37 pm

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