Pro-Slavery Alliance

[Munkchester]

We slavers are perhaps one of NS's most oppressed minorities. For ages we've had people saying that we have to abolish slavery or they'll nuke us. It's not just racists who enslave particular ethnic groups who are threatened, it's us otherwise human rights-respecting egalitarians too. Have these nations even considered what happens to the slaves when they nuke us? Of course not. They don't care about slaves, they only care about waving their dicks around.

Really, it's past time we stood up to them. So I'm announcing the creation of a new alliance - the Pro-Slavery Alliance. We will defend nations that practice slavery from anti-slavers. It's as simple as that.

You can join by simply saying you're in.

George Fenwick II
Lord President

[Borovan entered the region as he]

Dear leader,

Slavery is bad and has the bad argument that slavery will assist our economies and teach them the ways of the civilized man and religion. The old western powers with their backward ways have already eliminated slavery and why can't you? Slavery is bad. It creates class strife and increases inequality. We've heard about the policies in Africa where ethnic tribes were being separated into two different classes, where the governing ones are placing their own ethicnicty as being higher than the other who are being ruled just to take advantage of the gaping hole left from the western colonial powers. While we will not engage in military hostilities in any way, we will not engage in any alliance, diplomatic, trade, commercial, or military and we urge neighboring states around us to condemn this nation, Munkchester.

From,
Prime Minister,
Alex Chung

[Sada Difrium]

An egalitarian slaver makes about as much sense as an atheist Christian.

[Eldar Craftworld Iyanden]

Ah, the Mon'Keigh fighting over slavery, how pathetic.

We Eldar have outgrown the need for slavery, we have far more advanced ways to improve our lives than profit from the hard work of others. It is a shame that our dark kin do not understand that, perhaps someday they will and leave for the Craftworlds.

[Rhionnia]

No.7 Knoughtan Avenue
Caisleáthair, Rhionnia

Ríocht Rhionnia
Open Statement from the Royal Foreign Bureau of the Kingdom of Rhionnia

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An oft ask question is, what are life's greatest ironies. Is it perhaps the doctor with hemophobia? The criminal officer of law? Or, maybe it is the fact that everybody lies, yet no one wishes to be lied to? It seems that all of these are false, and the greatest irony of the world is a slave state that seeks to huff and moan about oppression and inequality in the world.

If this was not abundantly clear already, the Kingdom of Rhionnia views the vapid statements of the City State of Munkchester with utter hilarity and contempt. The Kingdom of Rhionnia will continue, as it always has, to condemn the backwater governments who continue to try and advocate the forced labor of their fellow human beings, and shall enforce this with complete diplomatic and economic embargo.

To devolve to the crude language put forward by their representative, perhaps they seek to lord over their fellow man in a desperate attempt to make themselves feel like they have the largest genitalia around. Perhaps we shall never know

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Mocholla Mac Muircheartaigh, Head Minister of the Royal Foreign Bureau

[Valentine Z]

To those concerned,

Where do you draw a line between a radical idea but something that could work, and pure lunacy? Because this surely is one of pure lunacy, and we, the Valentians, think of all of you as lowly and unwarranted. Bringing back slavery is as horrible as bringing back measles or some other disease just because, and some things should have just fade into the annals of history, just like you people.

Do not expecting anything higher from us, and we will gladly take ex-slaves as refugees and will provide them with the help they need to become a citizen WITH rights, so to speak.

No one will hold the hand of a slaver when he dies alone in his deathbed. No relatives will want to be associated with a person who takes away others' rights.

Yours insincerely,
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Marnix Svtw. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

[Il Borgia Vaticano]

A Letter from His Most Catholic Majesty, The King of Spain

To the various peoples who shall see this letter,

We are in agreement with the notion of an alliance, not merely of military support, but of a mutual pact of economic trade and commerce between slaveholding empires and states. Bonded labor is an important, but not supremely so, aspect of the Iberian and Low Countries' economies. Chattel provide support on our ships and within the churches and palaces of the nobility and clergy (they are often one and the same). We would see new markets opened for our wares, and a new source of purchases for our needs. North Africa, Eastern Europe, and the Middle East hold a monopoly on this. We seek to break it by opening a new source for our merchants to ply trade and purchase labor.

As King of Spain, we lend our support to this endeavor, and will seek approval for such a pact from our spiritual overlord, His Holiness the Pope. God ordains powerful men and women to rule, and smiles kindly on the meek. We honor god in serving as his anointed sovereign, and aid in the salvation of souls by maintaining their meekness as servants of the lord.

God bless you, and all allies everywhere.

From,
His Catholic Majesty, Carlos V de Borja, the King of the Spanish, King of Castile, of León, of Aragon, of Portugal, of the Two Sicilies, of Jerusalem, of Navarre, of Granada, of Seville, of Toledo, of Valencia, of Galicia, of Sardinia, of Córdoba, of Corsica, of Murcia, of Jaén, of the Algarves, of Algeciras, of Gibraltar, of the Canary Islands, of the East and West Indies, of the Islands and Mainland of the Ocean Sea; Grand Duke of Tuscany; Duke of Parma, of Brabant, of Milan, of Gandia and Modena; Count of Flanders, of Roussillon, and of Barcelona; Lord of Biscay and of Molina de Aragón; Captain General & Supreme Commander of the Royal Armed Forces; Sovereign Grand Master of the Order of the Golden Fleece and of the orders awarded by the Spanish state.

[Bisim]

IV.VI.MMXIX

Grand Seal of the Narnian Republic of Bisim

To: The People of the World:

Nearly a decade ago, our people were freed from generations of slavery at the hand of the Lady of the Green Kirtle. We were forcibly removed from our homeland, to which we have never had the privilege of returning. Some were forced into hard labor, some were forced into military service, others endured sufferings neither imaginable nor describable. Our people were brainwashed, exploited, and in many cases killed for the sake of an egotistical, racist, and intrinsically evil plot.

Therefore, I have no hesitation in using the same terminology to describe this alliance. The government, and more importantly the people of the Narnian Republic of Bisim condemn this alliance and all who would participate in it. In particular, we express immense disappointment in and contempt for Munkchester for acting as the founder of this organization.

We urge fellow (more influential) members of the World Assembly to condemn Munkchester for not only their contemptuous attitude and actions, but for violating and enabling other states to violate World Assembly Resolution #23 - Ban on Slavery and Trafficking.

Perhaps it is unsurprising this nation is ranked 676th in the world in the category, "World's Rudest Citizens."

May Aslan see to the eradication of all slavers,

[Griemvarant]

The institution of chattel slavery is one of the darkest stains upon human existence. For more than one thousand years the African continent has been a hotbed of kidnappings and military uprisings, resulting in human beings treated as currency or sold as utilities.

The Roman system of slavery - that is, conquered nations' citizens being required to work menial labor but in return receiving a sponsor family and having their basic needs cared for, with the possibility of buying their freedom - is the only system that is not utterly abhorrent, and even then it straddles a line due to being based on conquest and international domination. An alliance or federation of slavers, buying and selling human lives, is utterly wretched and deserving of no consideration except for how best to destroy them.

Were we not a nation born from the fires of civil war and bearing the scars and graveyards associated, we would already be mustering our forces. Unfortunately, we lack enough of an offensive hammer to mount any functional warfare outside of defense. Therefore, we of the Confederacy of Griemvarant condemn emphatically the very existence of this alliance and encourage fellow nations not to simply look down upon these monsters, but to take action and exterminate them.

-Confederate Sharth Gargon

[New Udonia]

[blocktext]For ages we've had people saying that we have to abolish slavery or they'll nuke us. Have these nations even considered what happens to the slaves when they nuke us? Of course not.

OOC: Which nation has threatened to nuke you for slavery? They deserve the annual simpleton reward.

IC: All things considered, New Udonia is against all forms of slavery, whether its chattel or social contract theory.
New Udonia seeks international stability, thereby New Udonia implores its fellow nations across the multiverse to understand the conundrum here.

There is no logical difference between an individual owning another individual and the state owning a citizen. Slavery isn't black and white, thereby New Udonia is willing to assist Munkchester and its fellow slaver states in drafting legislation which would protect human rights while guaranteeing state and economic stability. If interested, feel free to telegram.

[Hrvatoslavia]

An egalitarian slaver makes about as much sense as an atheist Christian.

Think again

[DACOROMANIA]

Dear Leaders,

In the name of my nation-state and as a Supreme Assembly member of my region, I hereby condemn this "Pro-Slavery" ideology as a negative conviction in the world. I do not need nukes to use against you and I would not send my citizens in war against you, because the human lives are more important for us than some greedy barbarians who like to enslave people and to force them in work labor just like objects.
Our society evolved far to a civilized one where we will not even need the people to work hard or much but using technology to achieve that instead.
However, if my national government may consider you a threat close to our borders, then my nation had developed a significant level of technology and by using special drones we may reconsider to show you how the Roman system of slavery, as provided by the Confederate Sharth Gargon, may work over you for only one year and yet liberating forever all oppressed peoples who were enslaved by you, but as my new nation's administration extents.
I hereby declare the every member and adherent of the Pro-Slavery Alliance as "Personna Non Grata" in the international communities and I call the attention of all nation-states to take effective measures against these slavers and their merchants.

Shocked by the slavers,

Monarch Zarus of the Holy Federal Monarchy of Dacoromania.

[Carosi]

The Empire of Carosi

In his unfathomable wisdom your beloved leader and Emperor, my husband, the Conqueror of the Plains, Lion of the Mountains, the King of Kings, the Hero of the Zaria Valley, The Sun of Carosi, Liberator or Slaves, his Divine Majesty Emperor Mardock III, the glorious warrior who breaks the chains of bondage has decided to join this glorious alliance.

Slavery has always and will always be practiced by all cultures. Some might rename it for one reason or the other but it will remain slavery. The Empire of Carosi applauds the bravery of the Lord President to name slavery slavery. While the purchase of human beings is strictly illegal in Carosi we fully support the alliance will all our military might.


Empress Consort Sajiyya
Speaker of the Divine Truth

[Toklax]

Toklax is "in". We are egalitarian as well; the only entities not up for enslavement are the citizens of our glorious People's Empire.

[Munkchester]

An egalitarian slaver makes about as much sense as an atheist Christian.

We believe in equality of opportunity.

[Munkchester]

Slavery is bad

That's just your opinion.

teach them the ways of the civilized man and religion

We're not teaching anyone anything.

The old western powers with their backward ways have already eliminated slavery and why can't you?

We could, yes. But why should we?

Slavery is bad

Again, that's just your opinion.

While we will not engage in military hostilities in any way, we will not engage in any alliance, diplomatic, trade, commercial, or military and we urge neighboring states around us to condemn this nation, Munkchester.

ok liberal.

George Fenwick II
Lord President

[Munkchester]

the greatest irony of the world is a slave state that seeks to huff and moan about oppression and inequality in the world

Munkchester is more than just a slave state.

If this was not abundantly clear already, the Kingdom of Rhionnia views the vapid statements of the City State of Munkchester with utter hilarity and contempt.

Far more relevant nations have said the same.

To devolve to the crude language put forward by their representative, perhaps they seek to lord over their fellow man in a desperate attempt to make themselves feel like they have the largest genitalia around. Perhaps we shall never know

I do indeed have the largest genitalia in the world, as recorded in the Fenwick Book of World Records.

George Fenwick II
Lord President

[The Black Party]

George Fenwick the Second really laying the s m a c k d o w n on these liberals who oppose slavery

[Munkchester]

The institution of chattel slavery is one of the darkest stains upon human existence. For more than one thousand years the African continent has been a hotbed of kidnappings and military uprisings, resulting in human beings treated as currency or sold as utilities.

We're not racist, we'll enslave anyone.

The Roman system of slavery - that is, conquered nations' citizens being required to work menial labor but in return receiving a sponsor family and having their basic needs cared for, with the possibility of buying their freedom - is the only system that is not utterly abhorrent, and even then it straddles a line due to being based on conquest and international domination.

Very centrist of you.

we of the Confederacy of Griemvarant condemn emphatically the very existence of this alliance and encourage fellow nations not to simply look down upon these monsters, but to take action and exterminate them.

So you want to commit genocide?

George Fenwick II
Lord President

[Lahnland]

Lahnland Stands Against Slavery

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Greetings slaver states,

In light of recent revelations regarding the modern use of slavery and the ownership of human beings by the bourgeoisie, the Worker’s Republic of Lahnland hereby announces its rejection of slavery and all states that allow the abhorrent practice. Lahnland has initiated extensive anti-slavery measures, including an amendment to Lahnish law now declaring slavers "non-human" and thus no longer protected by human rights.

Lahnland will not trade or engage in any other diplomatic action with slaver-states outside of trading insults and rejection of sovereignty. Lahnland urges other states to embargo and sanction the inhuman slaver-states of the world and — if possible — wage indiscriminate war against them.

[Munkchester]

an amendment to Lahnish law now declaring slavers "non-human" and thus no longer protected by human rights

Anti-slavers reveal their true colours yet again.

Lahnland urges other states to embargo and sanction the inhuman slaver-states of the world and — if possible — wage indiscriminate war against them.

So you're going to ask others to do your dirty work for you?

George Fenwick II
Lord President

[Nationalist Kuomintang China]

From the Office of Foreign Relations of the Republic of China

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To: Foreign Department of Munkchester
Subject: Condemnation

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There are few things more vile and contempt able than the institution of slavery, and the cesspools that continue to allow such a travesty to continue in their borders. As such, the Legislative Yuan has voted unanimously to officially condemn Munkchester, and the following policies will be effective immediately:

All Chinese goods and materials will cease being available to Munkchester, and the Republic of China will in turn no longer purchase any goods from Munkchester.

Any and all ships registered to Munkchester that are encountered by Chinese Naval or Coastal Guard forces within Chinese territorial waters will be stopped and searched for human trafficking and any human cargo found will be emancipated and escorted to China where they will be free to stay or leave for another location. Cargo other than human will be seized as well.

All civilian travel to Munkchester is hereby suspended indefinitely.

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馬任玲
Ma Ren Ling. Minister of Foreign Affairs

[Miritria]

An egalitarian slaver makes about as much sense as an atheist Christian.

OOC: to be fair, there are atheist christians who believe that jesus was a religious preacher but not truly a prophet nor the son of god

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

This is a meme, right?
This has to be a meme.

[Munkchester]

This is a meme, right?
This has to be a meme.

You think we aren't oppressed?