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New Wolvers
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NS Constitution

Postby New Wolvers » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:10 am

Much like NS Hotel, NS City and NS School, is time for an NS constitution, as no country works well without one (looking at you, UK).

Example:

*Article 1 states that you are allowed to type in this thread*

*article 2 states that the above is false*

*article 3 states that the king will be incoronated following decapitation*

etc...

I'll start.

Article 1 states that the nation exists and this document serves as the basis of its laws.
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Cossack Khanate
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Postby Cossack Khanate » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:12 am

Article 2 states that this nation is a nation and has people in it
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Dhomal
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Postby Dhomal » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:13 am

Article 3 states that I have contributed to this
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Postby Hazukenia » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:14 am

Article 4 outlaws wearing clown shoes
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Persia-Kebabistan
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Postby Persia-Kebabistan » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:15 am

Article 5 states that all must snort salt at least 42 times a day.
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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:15 am

Article 6 abolished article 3
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Old Northwest
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Postby Old Northwest » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:16 am

Article 7 abolishes the constitution
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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:17 am

Article 8 abolishes ur mom
NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Chalafoirna Thuaidh
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Postby Chalafoirna Thuaidh » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:17 am

Article 9 abolishes your virginity
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The United Artherian Federation
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Postby The United Artherian Federation » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:17 am

Article 10 reinstates the constitution, minus articles 7 and 5
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Hazukenia
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Postby Hazukenia » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:18 am

Article 10 repeals Articles 7, 8 and 9
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Dhomal
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Postby Dhomal » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:18 am

Article 12 abolishes article 6 which abolished article 3. Article 8 also abolishes article 7 which abolished articles 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
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New Wolvers
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Postby New Wolvers » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:19 am

Article 13 prevents the constitution to be abolished
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Hazukenia
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Postby Hazukenia » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:19 am

Article 14 overwrites the previous constitution
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This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views as they are the work of Jonoj!
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The Hakuzens' Paper
THE HAZUKEN-HATING IDIOT RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THE MOST LOYAL HAZUKITE EVER


OOC: I want some free speech yet I also want order

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Five Nations
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Postby Five Nations » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:23 am

Article 15 abolishes all of the other articles.
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Ngaalxa
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Postby Ngaalxa » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:26 am

Article 16 states that iz not konstitūtion, iz rok.
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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:37 am

Article 17 makes spelling error punishable by whatever the king feels is appropriate
NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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New Wolvers
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Postby New Wolvers » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:41 am

Article 18 makes it mandatory for kings to be decapitated, and the republic is instituted.
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Ngaalxa
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Postby Ngaalxa » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:46 am

Article 19 dissolves the parliament and instated an autocracy
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Our name is pronounced n-HALK-sha, FYI.

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Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Mar 24, 2019 12:16 pm

Article 20 prohibits all silly articles.

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Ngaalxa
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Postby Ngaalxa » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:14 pm

Article 21 is just a picture of a clown saying “SCREW ARTICLE 20”
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Nordicakan
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Postby Nordicakan » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:16 pm

Article 22 states that you have to pet a sloth ever minute
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Postby DACOROMANIA » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:22 pm

Article 23 states that the NS rules are the only Constitution available for NS and no any other article may contradict this fact.
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Equalitaria and Cascadia
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Postby Equalitaria and Cascadia » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:25 pm

Article 25 says anybody must be allowed to marry who or whatever they want, regardless of any social or genetic predispositions that get in the way (get ready to marry some sexy werewolves, my friends #furry).
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Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:26 pm

Article 24 exempts ducks and fish from complying with the Constitution because they can't read.

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