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Galactic War (OOC Thread/Open again)

Postby Lockswania » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:14 pm

OPEN AGAIN.


Well, this is a small idea I have been toying with for a while, now.

Basically, for those who are Star Wars fans like me, I want a full-scale war like the Yuuzhan Vong war.

This is set in the Triangulum, Andromeda, Milky way, and two other galaxies, I RP as a conquering force called the Kinark Dynasty based on the Yuuzhan Vong.







I WILL BE GONE FOR A WHILE, BALROGGGA WILL ACT AS OP AND LEADER WHILE I AM GONE

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Milky Way, Triangulum or Andromeda:
Fleet Numbers:
Homeworld:
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Coccygia wrote:
Jurgenty wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuets


Mozart or Chopin? Or does it matter? And where do the pigs get an orchestra anyway?

North Wiedna wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Next: Taco vending machines.

This is probably the best idea ever. We could probably fit a small Mexican lady named Consuela inside, so they're fresh.

2nd PLT wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Dun, dun, dun!!! The plot thickens!!! :eyebrow:

Oh the plot was already morbidly obese,having to spend all day in bed and washing itself with a rag on a stick. It was just wearing black before.

The Black Plains wrote:You people go through coalitions as though they're going out of fashion!

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Postby McConia » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:21 pm

Holy Empire of McConia
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(star wars) Manaan, Zolan
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Minister of Foreign affairs: Minister Charles Freche
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Postby Lockswania » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:25 pm

McConia wrote:Holy Empire of McConia
152 million
(star wars) Manaan, Zolan
Imperial star destroyer Mon Calamari cruiser tie fighters bwings



Okay. Do you have any ideas to contribute? Such as, are you going to be an aggressor, what alliances should be created, stuff like that? :)
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Coccygia wrote:
Jurgenty wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuets


Mozart or Chopin? Or does it matter? And where do the pigs get an orchestra anyway?

North Wiedna wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Next: Taco vending machines.

This is probably the best idea ever. We could probably fit a small Mexican lady named Consuela inside, so they're fresh.

2nd PLT wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Dun, dun, dun!!! The plot thickens!!! :eyebrow:

Oh the plot was already morbidly obese,having to spend all day in bed and washing itself with a rag on a stick. It was just wearing black before.

The Black Plains wrote:You people go through coalitions as though they're going out of fashion!

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Postby Miyager » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:28 pm

Nation Name: The Imperium
Population (this can be RP'd): In the trillions.
Systems (If possible, names): Many. Though Terra in Sol is the capital.
Ships: Think a Star Trek human and Star Wars Empire design.
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Postby Lockswania » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:32 pm

Miyager wrote:Nation Name: The Imperium
Population (this can be RP'd): In the trillions.
Systems (If possible, names): Many. Though Terra in Sol is the capital.
Ships: Think a Star Trek human and Star Wars Empire design.


Accepted. Do you have any ides you want to contribute?

AND, TO EVERYONE ELSE, THIS MEANS THE SOL SYSTEM IS TAKEN!!
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Coccygia wrote:
Jurgenty wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuets


Mozart or Chopin? Or does it matter? And where do the pigs get an orchestra anyway?

North Wiedna wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Next: Taco vending machines.

This is probably the best idea ever. We could probably fit a small Mexican lady named Consuela inside, so they're fresh.

2nd PLT wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Dun, dun, dun!!! The plot thickens!!! :eyebrow:

Oh the plot was already morbidly obese,having to spend all day in bed and washing itself with a rag on a stick. It was just wearing black before.

The Black Plains wrote:You people go through coalitions as though they're going out of fashion!

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Postby Zensufi » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:40 pm

Is roleplaying, and FT more specifically, experience required, or is it reasonably open?

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Postby Kiribait » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:41 pm

Nation Name: The Cryslis Empire
Population (this can be RP'd): In the ten trillions?
Systems (If possible, names): Some solar systems in the older branches of the galaxy, depending on which galaxy
Ships: Basic starship ideas but insted of being made of metal its made of crystals
Well im gunna say my empire is netural

Also we should like have a spiral galaxy as the galaxy.

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Postby Lockswania » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:44 pm

Zensufi wrote:Is roleplaying, and FT more specifically, experience required, or is it reasonably open?


It is reasonably open,I just want effort in posts, I know people (like me :D) who prefer not to write as much, but force myself to post more details and longer posts.

Kiribait wrote:Nation Name: The Cryslis Empire
Population (this can be RP'd): In the ten trillions?
Systems (If possible, names): Some solar systems in the older branches of the galaxy, depending on which galaxy
Ships: Basic starship ideas but insted of being made of metal its made of crystals
Well im gunna say my empire is netural

Also we should like have a spiral galaxy as the galaxy.


Accepted, any ideas, post'em here, and it will be the Milky Way Galaxy (Spiral), as the Sol system is used by another nation :)
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Coccygia wrote:
Jurgenty wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuets


Mozart or Chopin? Or does it matter? And where do the pigs get an orchestra anyway?

North Wiedna wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Next: Taco vending machines.

This is probably the best idea ever. We could probably fit a small Mexican lady named Consuela inside, so they're fresh.

2nd PLT wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Dun, dun, dun!!! The plot thickens!!! :eyebrow:

Oh the plot was already morbidly obese,having to spend all day in bed and washing itself with a rag on a stick. It was just wearing black before.

The Black Plains wrote:You people go through coalitions as though they're going out of fashion!

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Postby Fedeledland » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:55 pm

Nation Name: Grand Duchy of Fedeledland
Population (this can be RP'd): 45 Trillions
Systems (If possible, names): Capital on the 4-stared system of Fedeled in the exact middle of the Fedeledian galaxy, which has 30 planets and all of them are inhabitable, and about 20 star systems near it. On the Milky Way, the rebuilt star systems of Aurora, Solaria, Términus, Trantor, Alpha Centauri, Gliese 581 and Melpomenia are advanced colonies. On Andromeda, about 300 star systems are colonized and fully terraformed*. We have also 2,000 planets on farther galaxies which are dome-cities.
Ships: Imperator-2 class spaceship, Fedeled Planet Destructor, Venom Spike, Terraformer*, Living-Planet, Colonyship (In the worst case...), Wasp, Planet Creator**, and other ships

*Terraformed: Fedeledlanians breathe a mixture of airs that has much more carbon, much more oxygen, less nitrogen, some bismuth, gold, bromine, ununoctium (fedelinium on Fedeledland) and chlorine.

** yes, we can make planets! is that ok?
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Postby Fedeledland » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:58 pm

Lockswania wrote:Well, this is a small idea I have been toying with for a while, now.

Basically, for those who are Star Wars fans like me, I want a full-scale war like the Yuuzhan Vong war.

For those who don't I would like an FT war with epic battles, which would lay entire systems to waste.
This could be caused by either an invading species from outside the galaxy, or civil war. Either way, it would be a massive war which would involve as many people as possible, and those who participate could create their own alliances, betray pone another, and do all they can to survive in a war-torn galaxy.

However, this is just an idea in the planning stages, if you would like to alter this, or contribute an idea, jsut say so. All I need is:

Nation Name:
Population (this can be RP'd):
Systems (If possible, names):
Ships:

Anyone interested?


OOC: Oooh, Yuuzhan Vong war! can planets be reduced to waste as Serndipal (or however it was called)?
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Postby Lockswania » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:27 pm

Fedeledland wrote:Nation Name: Grand Duchy of Fedeledland
Population (this can be RP'd): 45 Trillions
Systems (If possible, names): Capital on the 4-stared system of Fedeled in the exact middle of the Fedeledian galaxy, which has 30 planets and all of them are inhabitable, and about 20 star systems near it. On the Milky Way, the rebuilt star systems of Aurora, Solaria, Términus, Trantor, Alpha Centauri, Gliese 581 and Melpomenia are advanced colonies. On Andromeda, about 300 star systems are colonized and fully terraformed*. We have also 2,000 planets on farther galaxies which are dome-cities.
Ships: Imperator-2 class spaceship

*Terraformed: Fedeledlanians breathe a mixture of airs that has much more carbon, much more oxygen, less nitrogen, some bismuth, gold, bromine, ununoctium (fedelinium on Fedeledland) and chlorine.



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Coccygia wrote:
Jurgenty wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuets


Mozart or Chopin? Or does it matter? And where do the pigs get an orchestra anyway?

North Wiedna wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Next: Taco vending machines.

This is probably the best idea ever. We could probably fit a small Mexican lady named Consuela inside, so they're fresh.

2nd PLT wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Dun, dun, dun!!! The plot thickens!!! :eyebrow:

Oh the plot was already morbidly obese,having to spend all day in bed and washing itself with a rag on a stick. It was just wearing black before.

The Black Plains wrote:You people go through coalitions as though they're going out of fashion!

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Postby Lockswania » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:30 pm

Fedeledland wrote:
OOC: Oooh, Yuuzhan Vong war! can planets be reduced to waste as Serndipal (or however it was called)?


Yeppers, that's why I started this :) And, I rather liked when they messed up Coruscant.

Okay, my Entry:

Nation Name: The Kingdom of Lockswania
Population (this can be RP'd): Seventy-eight Billion
Systems (If possible, names): 56, all populated to some degree
Ships: Six hundred heavy battleships, a hundred cruisers, several thousand small fighters.
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Coccygia wrote:
Jurgenty wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuets


Mozart or Chopin? Or does it matter? And where do the pigs get an orchestra anyway?

North Wiedna wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Next: Taco vending machines.

This is probably the best idea ever. We could probably fit a small Mexican lady named Consuela inside, so they're fresh.

2nd PLT wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Dun, dun, dun!!! The plot thickens!!! :eyebrow:

Oh the plot was already morbidly obese,having to spend all day in bed and washing itself with a rag on a stick. It was just wearing black before.

The Black Plains wrote:You people go through coalitions as though they're going out of fashion!

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Postby Fedeledland » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:32 pm

Lockswania wrote:
Fedeledland wrote:
OOC: Oooh, Yuuzhan Vong war! can planets be reduced to waste as Serndipal (or however it was called)?


Yeppers, that's why I started this :) And, I rather liked when they messed up Coruscant.


Yes, that was really cool too :D
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Postby Razorl » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:34 pm

Possibly, I might get into this because New Larzanzibans are like the collectors/yuuzhan vong with freaking amazingly advanced tech.

Just let me finish up my FT Intro Thread first 'k?
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Postby Pivovarsky » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:35 pm

Nation Name: Galactic People's Republic of Pivovarsky
Population: 37,400,000,000,000
Systems:
Koro System
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Hawking Eta Minor
McNamara Binarry System
Kingston Honorary System
Nguyen-Lu System
Guado System


I'm starting on the ORBAT
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Postby Lockswania » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:38 pm

Razorl wrote:Possibly, I might get into this because New Larzanzibans are like the collectors/yuuzhan vong with freaking amazingly advanced tech.

Just let me finish up my FT Intro Thread first 'k?


Sure. Are you Organic tech?

Pivovarsky wrote:Nation Name: Galactic People's Republic of Pivovarsky
Population: 37,400,000,000,000
Systems:
Koro System
Alpha Centarui B
Hawking Eta Minor
McNamara Binarry System
Kingston Honorary System
Nguyen-Lu System
Guado System


I'm starting on the ORBAT


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Coccygia wrote:
Jurgenty wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuets


Mozart or Chopin? Or does it matter? And where do the pigs get an orchestra anyway?

North Wiedna wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Next: Taco vending machines.

This is probably the best idea ever. We could probably fit a small Mexican lady named Consuela inside, so they're fresh.

2nd PLT wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Dun, dun, dun!!! The plot thickens!!! :eyebrow:

Oh the plot was already morbidly obese,having to spend all day in bed and washing itself with a rag on a stick. It was just wearing black before.

The Black Plains wrote:You people go through coalitions as though they're going out of fashion!

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Postby Pivovarsky » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:43 pm

Razorl wrote:Possibly, I might get into this because New Larzanzibans are like the collectors/yuuzhan vong with freaking amazingly advanced tech.

That sound cool. But instead of just outside of the Galaxies (like the Milky Way and Star Wars Galaxy), we should have it outside of the Loval Group since I have systems in the Andromeda, Milky Way and Triangulum Galaxies.
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Postby Fedeledland » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:04 pm

Pivovarsky wrote:
Razorl wrote:Possibly, I might get into this because New Larzanzibans are like the collectors/yuuzhan vong with freaking amazingly advanced tech.

That sound cool. But instead of just outside of the Galaxies (like the Milky Way and Star Wars Galaxy), we should have it outside of the Loval Group since I have systems in the Andromeda, Milky Way and Triangulum Galaxies.


Well... I believe this would happen without you even asking as the Yuuzhan Vong came from ANOTHER galaxy.
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Postby Lockswania » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:34 pm

Okay,so since everyone is on the defensive, I will also RP as a Yuuzhan Vong-like species, as well as my own people. For this, I will use my puppet New Lockswania.

So,

Nation Name: The Kinarek Dynasty.
Population: Thirteen Trillion
Systems: None-completely nomadic.
Ships: Hundreds of thousands of large organic cruisers, armed with plasma weapons, and millions of small fighters.

Okay?
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Coccygia wrote:
Jurgenty wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuets


Mozart or Chopin? Or does it matter? And where do the pigs get an orchestra anyway?

North Wiedna wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Next: Taco vending machines.

This is probably the best idea ever. We could probably fit a small Mexican lady named Consuela inside, so they're fresh.

2nd PLT wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Dun, dun, dun!!! The plot thickens!!! :eyebrow:

Oh the plot was already morbidly obese,having to spend all day in bed and washing itself with a rag on a stick. It was just wearing black before.

The Black Plains wrote:You people go through coalitions as though they're going out of fashion!

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Postby Fedeledland » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:46 pm

Lockswania wrote:Okay,so since everyone is on the defensive, I will also RP as a Yuuzhan Vong-like species, as well as my own people. For this, I will use my puppet New Lockswania.

So,

Nation Name: The Kinarek Dynasty.
Population: Thirteen Trillion
Systems: None-completely nomadic.
Ships: Hundreds of thousands of large organic cruisers, armed with plasma weapons, and millions of small fighters.

Okay?


yaay... truly Yuuzhan Vong!

But I'm not only on the defensive... I will try to be kinda offensive too :D
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Postby Pivovarsky » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:50 pm

Fedeledland wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Okay,so since everyone is on the defensive, I will also RP as a Yuuzhan Vong-like species, as well as my own people. For this, I will use my puppet New Lockswania.

So,

Nation Name: The Kinarek Dynasty.
Population: Thirteen Trillion
Systems: None-completely nomadic.
Ships: Hundreds of thousands of large organic cruisers, armed with plasma weapons, and millions of small fighters.

Okay?


yaay... truly Yuuzhan Vong!

But I'm not only on the defensive... I will try to be kinda offensive too :D

I'm gonna try to mimic the Galactic Republic/The Alliance from Mass Effect.
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Postby Pivovarsky » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:51 pm

By zee way, I think we should start this soon. An RP with only a few RPers is much better than an RP with a large number, with people constantly posting over eachother and what not.
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Postby Esternial » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:55 pm

Nation Name: The Galactic Empire of Esternial
Population (this can be RP'd): General Galactic Count; 15 trillion
Systems (If possible, names): http://map.esusalliance.co.uk/system.php?s=Esternial
Ships: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=42832&p=1763839#p1763839

Basically, as always, A Stargate nation. If that's okay.
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Postby Miyager » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:56 pm

I'll try to RP let's think like the Empire from Star Wars. Except, Terran Humans instead.
I'm back I think.

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Postby Lockswania » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:28 pm

Okay, here it is.

IC

And, here is the Citadel detached from the worldship

Image

and here is a small fleet


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Coccygia wrote:
Jurgenty wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuets


Mozart or Chopin? Or does it matter? And where do the pigs get an orchestra anyway?

North Wiedna wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Next: Taco vending machines.

This is probably the best idea ever. We could probably fit a small Mexican lady named Consuela inside, so they're fresh.

2nd PLT wrote:
Lockswania wrote:Dun, dun, dun!!! The plot thickens!!! :eyebrow:

Oh the plot was already morbidly obese,having to spend all day in bed and washing itself with a rag on a stick. It was just wearing black before.

The Black Plains wrote:You people go through coalitions as though they're going out of fashion!

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