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Musuqmaasuq dhulka
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What would a girl from YN married into AN say to her family

Postby Musuqmaasuq dhulka » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:02 pm

What would a girl from YN married into AN say to her family back home ?
I am not a pirate nation. I am like any other war torn African country. The pirate flag is there cause it's Somalian.
The name of my nation literally means 'Corrupt land' in Somalian language.
The nation is legally a part of Somalia in all but name and in a state of complete anarchy .
Currently there exists a 4 way struggle for control of this land and its piracy, slavery, arms and drug trade between a Rouge Somalian politician, a typical Pirate warlord, an extremely cruel, corrupt Portuguese UN peacekeeper general and the descendent of the Pre Colonial king of the land who has returned from his mansion in Paris to spread mayhem.

Many bored manly men from well off countries come here to live a life of excitement and unleash their testosterone by becoming a mercenary in our civil war.

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Wunderstrafanstalt
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Postby Wunderstrafanstalt » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:12 pm

"Look, let's throw the household beating and death threat under the rug for a moment, ok? I will ensure you can still reap your return from the capital you've invested in my education. Think of the possibilities - if we ever snatch off one of Mirexell's cargo ship, I'll divert 6% for your pension fund, deal?"
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Hystaria
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Postby Hystaria » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:14 pm

...I am sorry father, but love works in weird ways.
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(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
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Musuqmaasuq dhulka
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Postby Musuqmaasuq dhulka » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:20 pm

Hystaria wrote:...I am sorry father, but love works in weird ways.

Hi mommy.
In here I actually have water supply 24 by 7 and electricity too !
But I have too little rights !
Sigh.

Nevertheless I am happy. After all marriage is not about Independance. It's about commitment !
I am not a pirate nation. I am like any other war torn African country. The pirate flag is there cause it's Somalian.
The name of my nation literally means 'Corrupt land' in Somalian language.
The nation is legally a part of Somalia in all but name and in a state of complete anarchy .
Currently there exists a 4 way struggle for control of this land and its piracy, slavery, arms and drug trade between a Rouge Somalian politician, a typical Pirate warlord, an extremely cruel, corrupt Portuguese UN peacekeeper general and the descendent of the Pre Colonial king of the land who has returned from his mansion in Paris to spread mayhem.

Many bored manly men from well off countries come here to live a life of excitement and unleash their testosterone by becoming a mercenary in our civil war.

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Postby Dawetid » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:23 pm

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Postby Xeloncaresia » Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:57 am

If she was a Rhône:

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“The Dawtidish do speak Chinese also, so we don’t have any issue with communication.”

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Hystaria
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Postby Hystaria » Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:02 pm

Its okay dad, I have made plans, yes i learned the native language. No he is not like those raiders....Its going to be okay, I love him.

Yes he is weird about Honor....

-Hystarian Woman
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Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.

(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
[spoiler= Official Allies]Bolkenia
Kowani wrote:Hystaria. They’re both edgy, but only one of them is a special kind of edgy.

I dont use NS states, I use factbooks.

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Third Regime of the Germans
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Postby Third Regime of the Germans » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:12 am

I just plain think it's the same .nothing more to say father. HEIL diet.
Here's the beauty of it all. You all know what nation I am referring to. But I am going to be super careful not to break any NS rules.
So in effect, there is nothing that anyone can do !
Chuckle :)
So I can't be banned for having this nation.
The flag is also within the rules of NS.

Please remember before posting about me that the Third Reich wasn't like North Korea, it wasn't hell for most Germans.
It actually brought economic prosperity and it improved lifestyle and brought a sense of security.
Its not a free place. But it isn't hell like North Korea.

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Astoriya
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Postby Astoriya » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:15 am

'Well, I'm sorry about this - they did force me to do this at gunpoint.'

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The Great Intergalactic Empire
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Great Intergalactic Empire » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:37 am

"My betrayal in irreversible. I can't return home, you know what'd happen to me. So I must say goodbye."

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Islamic Azad Kashmir Caliphate
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Postby Islamic Azad Kashmir Caliphate » Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:56 am

It's corrupt and non Muslim. My filthy husband says that I have equal rights.
Hereasy
Kashmir is Islam.
Kashmir is made up of two things only.
Allah's grace
The beautiful Himalayan snowcapped ranges.

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Non Muslim Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.

Minimum age of marriage.
Men:15.
Woman: From birth.

Sharia law is strictly followed and enforced with certain modern exceptions.

Woman are not allowed go to school or take education.
Woman are not allowed to travel outside without an adult male as consort.

Woman and non Muslims are considered sub humans here.

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Hathian Prime
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Postby Hathian Prime » Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:40 am

"I am (s)o happy to b(e) married to this ma(n), and (d)espite his different culture, (h)e is a sw(e)et man and de(l)ving into his culture is quite interesting and I am very (p)assionate to be a part of it."-Hathenian Woman who looks dead inside
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Murdoch Mining Company
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Postby Murdoch Mining Company » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:51 pm

Hathian Prime wrote:"I am (s)o happy to b(e) married to this ma(n), and (d)espite his different culture, (h)e is a sw(e)et man and de(l)ving into his culture is quite interesting and I am very (p)assionate to be a part of it."-Hathenian Woman who looks dead inside

I loved this post man !
Hats off !

:clap: :rofl: :bow: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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I am like the EIC
In 2009, Steve Murdoch, an American opportunistic miner found a place called Sengalia on the Niger-Chad border where there were more than 10 dozen Uranium, Gold and Petroleum mines.
He came back to the USA, and sold everything he had to buy a huge cache of arms. He then supported a local dictator warlord in that region. In return, he demanded that Sengalia be given to him to rule as a protectorate of the USA. The dictator agreed.

Sengalia area=650 sq km

Murdoch then established a mining conglomerate and started large scale mining activities there. The US government approved for his new nation in return for a fix tax.

Today the nation is like the wild west with miner camps, fast food hotels like McDonald's and plush company offices alongside poor native villages.

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Postby Murdoch Mining Company » Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:50 pm

Hathian Prime wrote:"I am (s)o happy to b(e) married to this ma(n), and (d)espite his different culture, (h)e is a sw(e)et man and de(l)ving into his culture is quite interesting and I am very (p)assionate to be a part of it."-Hathenian Woman who looks dead inside


Please send help.
I have no rights here !
I am like the EIC
In 2009, Steve Murdoch, an American opportunistic miner found a place called Sengalia on the Niger-Chad border where there were more than 10 dozen Uranium, Gold and Petroleum mines.
He came back to the USA, and sold everything he had to buy a huge cache of arms. He then supported a local dictator warlord in that region. In return, he demanded that Sengalia be given to him to rule as a protectorate of the USA. The dictator agreed.

Sengalia area=650 sq km

Murdoch then established a mining conglomerate and started large scale mining activities there. The US government approved for his new nation in return for a fix tax.

Today the nation is like the wild west with miner camps, fast food hotels like McDonald's and plush company offices alongside poor native villages.

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Arandias
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Arandias » Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:54 pm

Father I know he seems like a corrupt upstart merc but he's a sweet guy once you get to know him!
Basically My RL Beliefs dressed up in a bunch of Byzantiboo Nonsense.
NS stats are used because they're to the point.

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Zapatista Morelos
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Ex-Nation

Postby Zapatista Morelos » Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:58 pm

Too much conservative culture for me.
Nevertheless I have a good life here father.
Ps- I eat Pizza everyday !
I want to create an actually honest and good socialist state

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Murdoch Mining Company
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Postby Murdoch Mining Company » Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:01 pm

They are foolish communist. My husband thinks Emiliano Zapata is a god. I mean I love my husband. But he loves Zapata more than me !
I am like the EIC
In 2009, Steve Murdoch, an American opportunistic miner found a place called Sengalia on the Niger-Chad border where there were more than 10 dozen Uranium, Gold and Petroleum mines.
He came back to the USA, and sold everything he had to buy a huge cache of arms. He then supported a local dictator warlord in that region. In return, he demanded that Sengalia be given to him to rule as a protectorate of the USA. The dictator agreed.

Sengalia area=650 sq km

Murdoch then established a mining conglomerate and started large scale mining activities there. The US government approved for his new nation in return for a fix tax.

Today the nation is like the wild west with miner camps, fast food hotels like McDonald's and plush company offices alongside poor native villages.

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Oncolithia
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Tyranny by Majority

Postby Oncolithia » Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:16 pm

"Despite them being a corporatocracy, do their people even know how to brush their teeth?"
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Postby Anglomir » Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:21 pm

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Postby Kjalaara » Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:20 am

"Like I am the first person ever to marry a cousin!"

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Postby Diarcesia » Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:24 am

Kjalaara wrote:"Like I am the first person ever to marry a cousin!"

"Hi. It's been quite some time since I last talked to you. Life's not bad so far once you get used to the cold..."
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Anglomir
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Postby Anglomir » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:30 am

"Dear Mum and Dad,
Life here is great. The culture, though different, is equally as refined as back home. My man is a strong, headstrong thinker, and has ensured I am very safe. The technology here is marvellous. I particularly enjoy the feeling of national pride and power we have over our protectorate, Wochaystein. I saw a young man yesterday, he reminded me of my dearest brother Matthew......" etc.
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Zitravgrad wrote:"In every man, there is an animal that wishes to dominate. But in Anglomir, we are already the dominating race."

The English Regions wrote:Nationalistic and overly serious, whose idea of fun is having a beer whilst making jokes about foreigners.

Convallaria wrote:Paternalistic Conservatism with elements of theological dominionism.

Painisia wrote:Neo-fascist monarchy

Tondo Federation wrote:Germano-Nordic Vikings who drink a lot of beer and work for 40 hours a day

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Astoriya
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Postby Astoriya » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:32 am

'Don't worry, I can manage... somehow.'

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Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:16 am

"Well, you see he does not speak much but he is a very nice person!"
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"He is a fine man papa!, just for me..."

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