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Continue the Story III

Postby Amuaplye » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:42 pm

Part I
Part II

Continuing from the 2nd part:

Until he didn't. So he goes for Plan B, which is...
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Postby United States of Natan » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:45 pm

The potato had tumors...
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Postby Amuaplye » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:46 pm

United States of Natan wrote:The potato had tumors...

Causing him to explode, killing him. A Montreal native makes poutine out of his remains, causing...
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Postby Amuaplye » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:49 pm

Dabberwocky wrote:
Amuaplye wrote:Causing him to explode, killing him. A Montreal native makes poutine out of his remains, causing...

an explosion. Soon...

the entire city of Montreal is covered in gravy and cheese curds, killing 100+ people.
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Postby Valentine Z » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:51 pm

whole army of theirs were becoming sluggish, with the doctors' statements "Cut down on the gravy train!" With that said and done...
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Postby Latin Islands » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:55 pm

Two hours later, a long line of singing women marched in the streets of Ottawa. This puzzled the...
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:56 pm

...a witch doctor scooped up the remains of poutine and used it to bring Marc-Anthony Morris III -- the oologist from Bellaire, Texas who had moved to Kharan, then had been turned into a goblin and later into a potato -- back to life. Morris was once again a healthy, living goblin, though this time, for uncertain reasons, a female one.
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Postby Valentine Z » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:57 pm

Morris the female goblin then figured that she would want to go into the life of politics... specifically, to become a President of some country in Africa. After combing through the list of nations in Africa, she set her sights on...
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Postby Amuaplye » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:58 pm

Valentine Z wrote:Morris the female goblin then figured that she would want to go into the life of politics... specifically, to become a President of some country in Africa. After combing through the list of nations in Africa, she set her sights on...

Uganda, which she promptly invades, and crowns herself "Queen of the World" and tries to invade the Congo.
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:01 am

Dabberwocky wrote:But of course, she fails.


Daunted by failure, but still determined, Morris drank a little... in fact, a little too heavily, just to recoup from the emotional discouragement she got from her defeat. After heavily intoxicated, she picked a fight with everyone in the bar...
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Postby Kyletana » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:05 am

a mad scientist injected nanites into her bloodstream and the nanites repaired her injuries...
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:07 am

...and gave her the ability to teleport. Next thing you know, she was enjoying a wonderful massage in a luxury spa near Budapest.
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:09 am

...ran for office, seeking to become the new prime minister of Canada.

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Postby Amuaplye » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:14 am

Cabo Corelli wrote:...ran for office, seeking to become the new prime minister of Canada.

And then gets crushed to death by a giant cheese curd.
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Postby East Lodge » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:17 am

The cheese curd had turned into stone and became a popular statue.
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Postby Neue Coolidge » Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:14 am

It turns out that we are past the fourth anniversary of the three threads and their existence...

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Postby The Foxes Swamp » Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:52 am

Neue Coolidge wrote:It turns out that we are past the fourth anniversary of the three threads and their existence...


was predicted by an ancient prophecy....
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:23 am

...records of which are kept in a monastery near Budapest. This library, incidentally, is where Marcia-Antonia Morris -- previously a male oologist from Bellaire, Texas, who had moved to Kharan, and then, through a series of remarkable and traumatic events, ended up as a goblin of the opposite gender with the ability to teleport -- went after her spa treatment. She found the manuscript that contained the prophecy next to another mysterious tome...

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Postby Belgaam » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:01 am

...where a dancer killed a...
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:26 am

Cabo Corelli wrote:...records of which are kept in a monastery near Budapest. This library, incidentally, is where Marcia-Antonia Morris -- previously a male oologist from Bellaire, Texas, who had moved to Kharan, and then, through a series of remarkable and traumatic events, ended up as a goblin of the opposite gender with the ability to teleport -- went after her spa treatment. She found the manuscript that contained the prophecy next to another mysterious tome...


Belgaam wrote:...where a dancer killed a...


...librarian. The librarian was, in fact, clobbered to death with said mysterious tome, and the dancer was nowhere to be seen. Morris picked up the tome, hid it under her coat, and smuggled it out of the library to her hotel where she started studying the contents of the book. It was about...
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Postby Hystaria » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:28 am

.....Time when the boom started to glow with the blood of the victum, making.....
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Postby Belgaam » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:33 am

...a Scottish dancer start to repeatedly slap a...
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Postby Amuaplye » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:40 pm

Belgaam wrote:...a Scottish dancer start to repeatedly slap a...

bear, which turned real ugly real fast. Meanwhile...
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Postby The Isle of Beithe » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:43 pm

...the great nation of Liechtenstein was plotting to...
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Postby Belgaam » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:45 pm

...invade Sweden because they produce typical, boring old, generic music. Sweden then decided to...
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